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Pets the birds neck with a loose circle of fingers....look like I'm strangling her in photograph...sigh
#i swear I'm not strangling bug#i was trying to get a video but i didn't have the setting turned on#or possibly i turned it off on accident#they updated my camera app against my will#instant 5 stages of grief when it didn't record#bug the peahen#my pets#peafowl#peahens
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"which actually didn't sound like a whole lot of experience" is that what we're focusing on instead of the fact that. this man started washing minds at fourteen
#bro how the fuck does that even happen???? do you not need to graduate the elite levels for this shit????#this man put “professional washer” on his elite level app and got an instant admission i know it#kotlc damel#damel kafuta#kotlc nightfall#nightfall#kotlc
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#the puritans all had like 14 kids#are we sure they were just meeting up once every year and a half and magically lining that fertility window up just right every time#before period tracking apps and whatnot?#X'D#i'm sorry but i cannot take people seriously#the instant the word “puritan” leaves anyone's mouth they instantly lose all credibility
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some nights i miss omegle 😮💨
#it was fun to chat with strangers#yea it was traumatic as well#but it was good too#it was a perfect escape from real world to me at some point in my life#later on i moved to dating apps to talk with strangers but thats unnecessary drama if nothing works out in long run#so yes some nights i miss omegle#bc it was gave me instant distraction#meanslackofart#spilled thoughts#rant#omegle#desiblr#desi tag#desi tumblr#random#desi shit posting#desi drama#desi
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I made you all a friend! It’s Hate Slate AM! And he’s looking so glAM so far! I’m torn between keeping him in this bowl with the crystals or moving him into like a little terrarium with sand and more drab rocks like the book/comic maybe even finding some mini people from the hobby store... what do you think?
I’m planning on finishing the rest of the Hate monologue on his back after I wrap up some gift and owed art but I figured I’d put the iconic part on the front since it’s a bit of a squeeze. Of course he’d want to make Ted go through all the trouble of walking around to read the rest! Fun backstory fact: the crystals and bowl were gifts from my shitty non-consent-respecting ex so this suits “wonderful” memories we have together! Hate! Hate!
1 like= 1 kiss on AM’s head
1 reblog = 1 ex given to AM as a birthday present to make into a great soft jelly thing
#The craziest thing is we broke up on Harlan ellison’s birthday#am would be so proud of me#allied mastercomputer#am ihnmaims#am i have no mouth and i must scream#i have no mouth and i must scream#Relationships are temporary; evil robots are forever#If anything the man the myth the legend Harlan would tell me to be pettier#Harlan Ellison is my favorite girlboss; he’s officially one of the girlies now#harlan ellison#cogito ergo sum#sillyposting#chat you’ll appreciate this I know you will#This feels like something obvious plant on the instant app would create and sneak into a store as a “product”#I love obvious plant they’re the best#Hate hate hate
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*doofenshmirtz voice* what are the odds
#almost exactly a month apart#what the hell#two things i never thought id bring up in the same discussion#echoes of wisdom#venom the last dance#i liked them both! eow is an 8/10 and vtld is a venom/10#i cannot rate the venom movies bc they are all undeniably trash but i greatly enjoy them#this was probably my least favorite of the 3 tho#i just want a movie where it's just eddie and venom going about their daily lives. no high stakes just hijinks. instant 10/10#also hiiii im still alive 👋#maybe ill be back someday. ive been thinking about it recently#i havent updated the app in like 3 years and it just instantly crashes when i open it lmao
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I wanna say like 90% of the time I’m really just a hurt/comfort writer and then the other 10% of the time I’m on Google docs typing out some of the freakiest shit I can think of
#ao3#archive of our own#smut#hurt/comfort#instant healing character in my notes app moaning and shit because their blood is getting drank#like sometimes I just have an out of body experience bc I realize what I’m writing is actually nasty as fuck
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every time i remember the unidentified wall i just think of the unidentified fucking thing meme. jang hayoung and her unidentified fucking thing
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Roubit: Gamified Habit Builder
Rating: BULLSHIT
Monthly subscription fee hidden behind a free install with extensive in-app purchases
Unimaginably bad data privacy practices. This is a data miner.
Heavy AI integration— AI responses to your journal entries so you can develop a parasocial relationship with this bunny trying to scam you. Great! 0/10
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HELP MY NEW PHONE AUTOMATICALLY IDENTIFIES CATS AS KITTIES
I'M CRYING THIS IS SO CUTE
#it really looked at corvo and said '👉 kitty'#i cant believe this what the fuck it's so cute#this is how our corporate overlords will one day brainwash me with their technology#cats#oneplus#corvo kitty#witch rants#sorry the photo is so blurry i was literally shook#if you're wondering why my screen is so fucking yellow it's because i have a 3rd party blue light blocking app#i can't use my phone without extra blue light blocking anymore it's a recipe for instant migraine 🙃#don't get concussed kids
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WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* HE DOESN'T PRESERVE?
#I JUST WANTED AN IMAGE OF GOO FOR A PROJECT IM CROCHETING#WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN'T PERSEVERE???????.????? II WIKI HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME#Brian Koch when i get my hands on you. bc somehow its always his fault#if i have to hear justin Chapman voice this ill be kn the NEWSSSS#I just wanted to crochet my angel to cope with knowing test tube gets axed bc i saw a YOUTUBE SHORT THUMBNAIL the INSTANT I OPENED THE APP#i wanted to rewatch the mossbag hollow knight lore videos as background noise as I did my aforementioned crocheting#but noooo i gotta get spoiled for test tube#and then NOOOO I GOTTA GET SPOILED FOR MY /FAVORITE CHARACTER/ GETTING AXED TOO#inanimate insanity#ii17 spoilers#ii 17 spoilers#ii spoilers#inanimate insanity spoilers#goo ii
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It sucks so bad that having "traditionalist values" has gotta be code for being a stupid piece of shit cunt that sucks ass to be around instead of meaning, like. "I don't think I should have to download an app to do something I could easily do in my browser," or "I think everyone that has the dexterity to sew should try & learn to mend." Real missed opportunity, there.
#em.txt#yeah or like. if you are capable of it you should learn to make a couple of dishes#even something as simple as learning to fry an egg & make instant potatoes is enough in a pinch#etc etc. it sucks that it doesn't mean 'modern problems are sometimes caused by losing older solutions'#& instead it means 'i don't want there to be anyone that isn't a copy-cut-out of me to get to exist in this world'#also like. I don't think people who like. download an app bc it's easier or toss their clothes bc they can't sew#or eats all their meals frozen or from an eatery are bad people#most of that is planned obsolescence -- home ec was cut. many people didn't get to learn to sew or cook#& companies intentionally truncate their online services so you need to download an app so they can steal more date from you#i just think like. the feeling of chopping a vegetable or looking at my shitty stitching jobs#or when I don't download a stupid piece of shir bloatware app that sucks up all the info it can about me#i think all those things are pretty cool.#okaii bye
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just put a one star review on the tumblr app 🤧
#lizzy speaks#ohhh tumblr your core product strategy post wounds me#you can find it on the staff blog#but principle 3 is what rubs me the wrong way... they're going to collapse reblog threads and possibly remove duplicate reblogs??#my kungpowpenis... the tumblr culture... they're taking it from us... like prev tags... ohh i could dissolve into thin air this instant#ngl id probably end up staying on here anyways bc i have an extreme allergic reaction to using twt but like. why....#anw! i dont like to air out grievances without giving a call to action so uh#if you dont agree with the post i would suggest going onto your app store and giving tumblr a one star review#also i hope everyone's doing ok!!! thank you all for being kind to each other in tags i always love opening them and seeing nice things#even if things can be shitty sometimes i am wishing everyone a good light at the end of the tunnel. good things will come ur way i believe!
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