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kedreeva · 11 months ago

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Pets the birds neck with a loose circle of fingers....look like I'm strangling her in photograph...sigh

#i swear I'm not strangling bug #i was trying to get a video but i didn't have the setting turned on #or possibly i turned it off on accident #they updated my camera app against my will #instant 5 stages of grief when it didn't record #bug the peahen #my pets #peafowl #peahens

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eddis-not-eeddis · 2 days ago

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#the puritans all had like 14 kids #are we sure they were just meeting up once every year and a half and magically lining that fertility window up just right every time #before period tracking apps and whatnot?#X'D #i'm sorry but i cannot take people seriously #the instant the word “puritan” leaves anyone's mouth they instantly lose all credibility

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meanslackofart · 5 months ago

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some nights i miss omegle 😮‍💨

#it was fun to chat with strangers #yea it was traumatic as well #but it was good too #it was a perfect escape from real world to me at some point in my life #later on i moved to dating apps to talk with strangers but thats unnecessary drama if nothing works out in long run #so yes some nights i miss omegle #bc it was gave me instant distraction #meanslackofart #spilled thoughts #rant #omegle #desiblr #desi tag #desi tumblr #random #desi shit posting #desi drama #desi

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professorofcosplay · 4 months ago

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I made you all a friend! It’s Hate Slate AM! And he’s looking so glAM so far! I’m torn between keeping him in this bowl with the crystals or moving him into like a little terrarium with sand and more drab rocks like the book/comic maybe even finding some mini people from the hobby store... what do you think?

I’m planning on finishing the rest of the Hate monologue on his back after I wrap up some gift and owed art but I figured I’d put the iconic part on the front since it’s a bit of a squeeze. Of course he’d want to make Ted go through all the trouble of walking around to read the rest! Fun backstory fact: the crystals and bowl were gifts from my shitty non-consent-respecting ex so this suits “wonderful” memories we have together! Hate! Hate!

1 like= 1 kiss on AM’s head

1 reblog = 1 ex given to AM as a birthday present to make into a great soft jelly thing

#The craziest thing is we broke up on Harlan ellison’s birthday #am would be so proud of me #allied mastercomputer #am ihnmaims #am i have no mouth and i must scream #i have no mouth and i must scream #Relationships are temporary; evil robots are forever #If anything the man the myth the legend Harlan would tell me to be pettier #Harlan Ellison is my favorite girlboss; he’s officially one of the girlies now #harlan ellison #cogito ergo sum #sillyposting #chat you’ll appreciate this I know you will #This feels like something obvious plant on the instant app would create and sneak into a store as a “product”#I love obvious plant they’re the best #Hate hate hate

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mudaxolotl · 14 days ago

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*doofenshmirtz voice* what are the odds

#almost exactly a month apart #what the hell #two things i never thought id bring up in the same discussion #echoes of wisdom #venom the last dance #i liked them both! eow is an 8/10 and vtld is a venom/10 #i cannot rate the venom movies bc they are all undeniably trash but i greatly enjoy them #this was probably my least favorite of the 3 tho #i just want a movie where it's just eddie and venom going about their daily lives. no high stakes just hijinks. instant 10/10 #also hiiii im still alive 👋#maybe ill be back someday. ive been thinking about it recently #i havent updated the app in like 3 years and it just instantly crashes when i open it lmao

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freegiftcard1000 · 2 months ago

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hjartasalt · 1 year ago

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I. may have anger issues

#grief really does bring out the worst in people huh #decided I didn't feel like cycling to work today #checked the bus time table and of course the app wasn't working because it never does #whatever though I can remember what time my bus usually leaves #ended up being like 2 minutes early and just fucking drove past me like thanks man it wouldn't have killed you to stop and catch up #on the actual schedule #anyway being the well adjusted individual that I am my instant reaction to this was to just start screaming at the top #of my lungs some things I will not repeat here because I am not proud of them #nothing like a good public meltdown to start the day am I right

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pinkpatrolunknown · 2 months ago

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gianteyedcrow · 1 month ago

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I wanna say like 90% of the time I’m really just a hurt/comfort writer and then the other 10% of the time I’m on Google docs typing out some of the freakiest shit I can think of

#ao3 #archive of our own #smut #hurt/comfort #instant healing character in my notes app moaning and shit because their blood is getting drank #like sometimes I just have an out of body experience bc I realize what I’m writing is actually nasty as fuck

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metanarrates · 2 years ago

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every time i remember the unidentified wall i just think of the unidentified fucking thing meme. jang hayoung and her unidentified fucking thing

#orv #jang hayoung and her magical instant messaging app.

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adhdapp · 9 months ago

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Roubit: Gamified Habit Builder

Rating: BULLSHIT

Monthly subscription fee hidden behind a free install with extensive in-app purchases

Unimaginably bad data privacy practices. This is a data miner.

Heavy AI integration— AI responses to your journal entries so you can develop a parasocial relationship with this bunny trying to scam you. Great! 0/10

#this is a quick one because INSTANT HARD NO #roubit #bullshit #app review #adhd

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auntie-histamine · 2 years ago

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HELP MY NEW PHONE AUTOMATICALLY IDENTIFIES CATS AS KITTIES

I'M CRYING THIS IS SO CUTE

#it really looked at corvo and said '👉 kitty'#i cant believe this what the fuck it's so cute #this is how our corporate overlords will one day brainwash me with their technology #cats #oneplus #corvo kitty #witch rants #sorry the photo is so blurry i was literally shook #if you're wondering why my screen is so fucking yellow it's because i have a 3rd party blue light blocking app #i can't use my phone without extra blue light blocking anymore it's a recipe for instant migraine 🙃#don't get concussed kids

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myloanbazars · 11 days ago

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drawingwithdonnie · 26 days ago

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WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* HE DOESN'T PRESERVE?

#I JUST WANTED AN IMAGE OF GOO FOR A PROJECT IM CROCHETING #WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN'T PERSEVERE???????.????? II WIKI HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME #Brian Koch when i get my hands on you. bc somehow its always his fault #if i have to hear justin Chapman voice this ill be kn the NEWSSSS #I just wanted to crochet my angel to cope with knowing test tube gets axed bc i saw a YOUTUBE SHORT THUMBNAIL the INSTANT I OPENED THE APP #i wanted to rewatch the mossbag hollow knight lore videos as background noise as I did my aforementioned crocheting #but noooo i gotta get spoiled for test tube #and then NOOOO I GOTTA GET SPOILED FOR MY /FAVORITE CHARACTER/ GETTING AXED TOO #inanimate insanity #ii17 spoilers #ii 17 spoilers #ii spoilers #inanimate insanity spoilers #goo ii

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emdotcom · 3 months ago

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It sucks so bad that having "traditionalist values" has gotta be code for being a stupid piece of shit cunt that sucks ass to be around instead of meaning, like. "I don't think I should have to download an app to do something I could easily do in my browser," or "I think everyone that has the dexterity to sew should try & learn to mend." Real missed opportunity, there.

#em.txt #yeah or like. if you are capable of it you should learn to make a couple of dishes #even something as simple as learning to fry an egg & make instant potatoes is enough in a pinch #etc etc. it sucks that it doesn't mean 'modern problems are sometimes caused by losing older solutions'#& instead it means 'i don't want there to be anyone that isn't a copy-cut-out of me to get to exist in this world'#also like. I don't think people who like. download an app bc it's easier or toss their clothes bc they can't sew #or eats all their meals frozen or from an eatery are bad people #most of that is planned obsolescence -- home ec was cut. many people didn't get to learn to sew or cook #& companies intentionally truncate their online services so you need to download an app so they can steal more date from you #i just think like. the feeling of chopping a vegetable or looking at my shitty stitching jobs #or when I don't download a stupid piece of shir bloatware app that sucks up all the info it can about me #i think all those things are pretty cool.#okaii bye

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freegiftcard1000 · 2 months ago

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