#insanity at its finest

[raapija]

Fernando at Goodwood and of course it's chaotic as hell

[yourstrulyray]

ive reached 817 in total for all my book of life albums help me this is not normal

(joanolo & tres leches cover by @museumartz i love you please dont die)

[hauntingzexploding]

BAMBAE!!!!!!

[xo8ball]

guy who realizes things really late: oh my god they fucking played You're Crashing But You're No Wave.

[astroandrogyny]

Mmm yes, conversation with my inner psyche always go well

Just me, with me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and

[agentromanoffsir]

kirk & spock in star trek: the original series (1966— 1969)

I fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong. An emotional Earth weakness of mine.

[write-the-room]

how did Richard casually mention doing cocaine in a burger king parking lot and then ONE LINE LATER call Judy a 'senseless cokehead'

my dude drop the superiority complex

[daz-zey]

Overprotective Gi-Hun

He has a look that can kill. He wouldn’t be amused by our attempt at easing the tension.

He could get really aggressive, pushy and shoving. While of course yelling (or better yet soft spoken that it brings chills down the other person’s spine)

He texts every hour or so to make sure we’re alright, he doesn’t care if we’re busy or not

He would visit us when we’re at work on the dot every single day

He also made sure that other people are aware that we’re taken (tucks a hair strand behind our ear/ruffle our hair lovingly - kisses our forehead and cheek)

He is basically our guard dog, standing behind us menacingly

Makes sure he walks where the street is and we’re safe on the other side

+ bonus

We’re overprotective with him as well. We stand up for him, make sure he doesn’t get hurt, be supportive of him by having his back. When we do this, he gets all shy and flushed. A proud smirk/smile graced his face. He honestly would have cheered silently and wonder how he was lucky to have us. Thinking he doesn’t deserve us.

(he does deserve us)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Marriage Foreshadowing

[nightwingstan]

dickroy's particular brand of daddy issues that r completely opposite yet mirrors of each other

[autismking]

[who-are-you-inthenight]

continuing my journey through myanna buring’s filmography (it hasn’t been a pleasant ride i must say) and today i’m watching the wrong door (2008) where she had her romcom moment and…………fucked TWO t-rexes

[hauntingzexploding]

CHATTT CHAT CHAT

I just realized the lil bam plushie is coming this month THIS MONTH HAHAHAHAAHAHA NOVEMEBRR 30 NOVEMEBER 30 NOVEMEBER AHAHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HES GONNA BD IN MY HANDS IM GONNA EXPLODD AHAHAHAAYAAA

[redlikerozez]

Hey yall! I asked a bunch of #BeefLeaf lovers for fic recs and compiled them all into a color-coded spreadsheet!

Link below if you’re interested!

PS - I can and will update if you read something you want added!

[k1tty5]

hello :D please tell me more about your mezalian (is that how you spell it??) smalletho I will forever be indebted to you

(they are gorgeous I love them sm)

hey hi !! it would be my pleasure … (and I’ve been spelling it mezalean ??? but i have no idea LOL. there might be a canon spelling but i havent watched joels esmp1 since… probably since it ended. i will have to check sometime)

apologizing in advance because i will probably get very ramble-y!!

ummm. Oh god. How to start. Lets see. WELL. In this silly little au (i guess it has become a bit more than just me doodling designs LOL) in my head they have like this sort of zelink dynamic? obviously without all the zelda lore & stuff, just that kind of … okay forgive me I haven’t brushed up on my zelink lore for a good many years but. Like the princess and her personal knight that doesn’t really talk much sort of thing.

this made more sense in my head. But yeah. They have the vibes of zelink ? At least if i remember zelink right, I have a really bad memory :’) not exactly the same, i do think etho talks to joel (whereas if iirc link never really talks) - especially after getting to know him a bit - but just. they have the Vibes. You know?

I reckon Joel’s definitely very into sculpting in this au, maybe dabbles a little in painting - I imagine mezalea to be very heavy on art and expression in general. think you’d especially see lots of pottery and textiles all around the place. He probably also has an interest in some form of like. um. whats the word. Some sort of … fighting. lmao. Specifically thinking of fencing, i had this idea in my head that he’s watched Etho practice outside the palace at some point and is just absolutely fascinated and enamored. by both the practice and etho himself haha.

and for etho… talented swordsman? he is Not washed. i dont really have many ideas for his character in this au To be completely honest, mostly just of his personality. Although, I alsooo think he’s probably not actually from mezalea? I like to draw him with those pointy elf ears, and i think mezaleans are just humans. I cant remember if thats canon or not but um. mezaleans have human ears, so i’d imagine etho’s probably from like.. rivendelle? Is that. What it’s called. The elf guys? Are they elves??? Goodness I cant remember. Grimlands would make sense too since i THINK they’re kind of like. technical engineer guys? but i dont know what species they are um so ,,, yeah,,,,

i think joel’s probably a bit put off by etho at first, mostly just because he’s not super enthused about the idea of a personal guard, but also because the guys a bit odd, you know? but he’s also probably suuuper intrigued by him. he wants to figure this new guy out, and when they start talking a bit more, i think. They are both incredibly charmed by the other. head over heels? possibly.

most of my ideas of this au are just little scenes that are cute and silly but dont follow any main plot. I would love to write some one-shots of some of the ideas i have in the future, but as of right now im experiencing a bout of creative burnout and am busy with the holidays - spending time with family, so… not right now lol!

hopefully this is what you wanted,,,, i tend to get very ramble-y when talking about literally anything, so i do apologize for that haha, i am Not good at explaining things in simple ways, as i’ve said many a time before.

[gambleminds]

Can you do one of your ocs x ftm reader where they have been obsessed over reader for a very long time and they start to notice that reader is avoiding them so they take it upon themselves and kidnap reader forcefully breaking them by starving them and/or depriving them of water until they finally break and say they love them? And then they force themselves on reader to seal their whole delusion of being in a relationship? (You don't have to do this unless ur comfortable 🙏)

Title: You're Not Running Away This Time.

oc x ftm reader

warnings: obsessive behavior, starvation, reader loses it, dark content.

note: the way this request shocked me because I wasn't expecting people to enjoy the yandere content that I make due to the fact im still new to writing yanderes, but again, thank you! im sorry if this fic doesn't turn out the way you wanted it to be.

How many days had it been? You don't know. You don't know how long you've been inside this basement, this cold and damp basement. You knew your friends and family were looking around for you, and you know they're worried about your well-being.

You felt like you could go insane by in seconds, you wanted to leave this fucking cage! But you know you couldn't because you're not stuck with him.

You were hungry. You couldn't even remember the last time you ate ever since he kidnapped you.

And there he was, the man who kidnapped you, Shinya, he was your co-worker in your workplace, he isn't the type to be interested in socializing, he only likes to observe others, especially you.

He was a total creep to you. He kept following you whenever you're working overtime, he follows you everywhere as if he were a lost puppy, but you knew that he followed you around merely because he was obsessed with you.

So you decided that you started avoiding him from day to day, to only end up here in his basement.

"Please, let me go, please.. I'll do anything!!" You screamed at him, wishing for his mercy. You wanted to go home.

"Anything?.. hm, say that you're mine, and I'll let you go." He says, obviously mocking your desperate state."

"I'm all yours, only yours!" You were in a verge of tears as you say that, not like you had a choice either.

"That's a good boy." He praised, smiling at you for being an obedient boy, only for him.