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continuing my journey through myanna buringâs filmography (it hasnât been a pleasant ride i must say) and today iâm watching the wrong door (2008) where she had her romcom moment andâŚâŚâŚâŚfucked TWO t-rexes


#myanna buring#let My Girl be FREAKY#freaky and insane since day 1 girl im sawry i wasnât familiar with your game#anyway this was fine ig..british humor at its finest#she has a dogshit of a filmography because the universe does not deserve her in good projects����đ#can someone build a time machine to go back in time and become her agent and picked better projects for her#or do i have to do it myself#myanna i am so sorry that im not your agent#psst psst while weâre here myanna can you seek bountiful employment so i can have an excuse to be an average enjoyer#rather than be a batshit insane person pls? thank you
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I don't dislike Tilde per se. I liked her a lot in TSS. She was strong and took ownership of her sexuality. But in TGC I think she was unneeded and unbelievable. She turned Eggsy into a prince/kept boy, forced him out of a career he loved, was a drug user, and manipulated him to propose/marry her. Not the signs of a good person or a healthy relationship. Still I'd never post hate for her in any of the tags. I just wish everyone would tag for her and her relationships so blacklist can catch it.
I appreciate that you donât intend to post any hate for Tilde. I can also see why you might feel the way you do about her. I donât think itâs near that cut and dry, though, to be perfectly honest. And, since you messaged me about it, I assume that youâre open to talking about it all, so Iâll be frank.
Although, haha, before I start the frank part, Iâll say that while I donât tag individual characters, thatâs not part of my tagging system, I do tag my Kingsman ships, so I can rec that if you want to block them, you might want to block âRoyal Eggs,â âRoyal Hartwin,â âRoyal Merwin,â and âRoyal Merhartwin.â Those are the ship names Iâm using and the ones Iâve seen others use.
Okay. The frank, thoughtful bits now.
I was mildly unsure about Tilde on my first watch through. Mostly because yeah, okay, the most likely reason they wrote her in was to give Eggsy a heterosexual relationship, in an attempt to try and avoid slash ships. Which, is kind of funny, because good lord the Hartwin overtones are insane in TGC, far more so than I ever picked up from TSS. Itâs like, they wrote Eggsy into a het relationship, and then ramped up the gay to about five thousand. And Iâm saying that as someone who doesnât ship Hartwin as my main ship, cause my main ship is Merwin, but lord in heaven was the Hartwin strong in this movie. So, uh. Guys, guys, mixed signals here. XD
(Which is why I just figure heâs bi. Or pan. Or somewhere around there in the inbetween. XD)
That said, I didnât stay unsure for long. Mostly because, well, A. the idiots already fridged one of our strong ladies because wtf (and sheâs not dead, dammit, I refuse), so I am going to happily embrace Tilde for the wonderful lady she is- and she is a strong woman in her own right, as we know from TSS. B. I was insanely happy that if they were going to pair Eggsy off with a lady, at least it wasnât Roxy, because good lord no please no. By which I mean, with no disrespect towards people who ship Roxy/Eggsy, they are my NOTP/BROTP, and I just. No. Let Roxy and Eggsy have their broship, pls. C. I was actually really happy to see her back as more than just a sex joke. Which I know a lot of people tried to reduce her to one in TSS, and just. No. D. Poly ships. I love me some poly ships, because I wholeheartedly believe the human heart can love more than one person, so yeah, okay Eggsy loves Tilde. Got it. Doesnât mean he canât still love Harry, or Merlin, or anyone else. Embrace the poly ships! I do!
So. My doubts were soothed, and I dived happily into accepting Tilde and her relationship with Eggsy. Which brings me to your concerns.
Iâm going to hit the âdrug userâ bit first. Which is a big issue, and a sticky one. Now I say this as someone who, until this year, had never touched any drugs ever. Which, I broke my record this year, once, because itâs one possible treatment for some of my health issues, and when I tried it, I just went. Eh, this does nothing, whatever, Iâm good, thanks anyway. So I have no connection to drugs, or affinity for them. But Iâm a firm believer in the freedom of choice, especially when it comes to a personâs own body, and one of my beliefs is that the government really needs to butt out of trying to control what people do with their own bodies. Which means Iâm actually pro legalization of drugs. Which was really kind of odd/funny, because I agreed with some of the things Poppy said in the movie. Which sounds a lot worse than I mean, haha.
Itâs. Kind of a point, in the movie. Poppy is, of course, a psychopath and completely in the wrong with everything she was doing, but. She wasnât wrong about some of the things she said. Like, the commentary she makes to Charlie, re: sugar vs cocaine. Itâs also kind of a big thing if you look at Fox: she argues with Not!Trump about how not all drug users are the bad criminal types people stereotypically associate with drugs. Fox makes the rather poignant point that she uses whatever it is she uses to help her get through life, because frankly, working for Not!Trump is a nightmare I wouldnât wish on anyone. Champ makes the point too, and Ginger, when they talk about Tequila; heâs a good man, a good Statesman, he just has a bit of a wild side. Additionally, if you read the book, it very poignantly hits on the people who use drugs medicinally, to deal with things like cancer and mental health issues, but who are affected by the Blue Rash because of where they got their medicine from. And let me tell you, that was a point that hit kind of hard in my house, because none of us are neurotypical, and if our doctor prescribed it to use, marijuana could actually be a medicine for some of us. And we are, ironically, in Kentucky, not even two hours away from Louisville where the Statesman are based, and bills to legalize medicinal marijuana have been proposed here as recently as January of this year.
So what I mean by that long ass paragraph is. Being a drug user isnât necessarily a bad thing. And thatâs a point that is specifically raised in the narrative in the movie. Because yeah, Poppy is fucking batshit crazy, but her end goal of legalizing drugs? Isnât batshit crazy. Which is why Not!Trump and Whiskey end up firmly in the Bad Guy camp, because theyâre willing to condemn billions of people to death for something thatâs not necessarily bad.
So does Tilde use drugs in TGC? Yes, of course, she gets the blue rash. We see her light up. Am I going to condemn her for that? No. She smokes something in a moment when she is under extreme stress and upset. Thatâs her choice, for her body. And that single use isnât enough to show us if she uses it irresponsibly, or if sheâs out of control with it. Iâd actually assume that if she was out of control in her drug usage, Eggsy wouldnât be with her. As he points out, he grew up in a place where drugs destroyed lives; I highly doubt he would be with someone who was destroying their life with drugs. Iâll also point out that he doesnât actually seem concerned with her usage. Heâs scared as hell that she has the disease, but he never condemns her usage or seems against it.
Alright. So the manipulating him into proposing bit. Hoo boy. I understand where youâre coming from. It was a thought I had in the theatre myself, while watching the first time. However, after a lot of thought, I donât think thatâs whatâs going on here.
Iâll say flat out; I think that bit is a bit of shoddy writing. I think it was unnecessary, and that it should have logically been something Eggsy and Tilde would have already discussed, considering that honeypots are something they were trained on during training. They were told to get to know Lady Sophie biblically, remember? Which, yeah, turned out to be a ruse for the train test, but it was definitely something they were trained for.
But, the fact that I think itâs shoddy writing aside; it has been pointed out to me, when I was pondering it, that it could very likely be something they hadnât discussed yet because their relationship, while almost a year along in TGC, had kind of a jump start with both of them suffering from. Issues. You know, being held captive, having just lost his mentor, and they kind of jumped into it headlong, and probably missed some big discussions that they should have had, but didnât. So weâre looking at this as;
Tilde doesnât know that honeypots are a thing Eggsy might be expected to do. Clearly, they havenât talked about it. All she knows is that, this man that she loves, who clearly loves her, is suddenly telling her that he needs to sleep with another woman. And thatâs a Big Thing to have suddenly thrown on your plate, especially when itâs a situation of âI need an answer right this moment, fate of the world depends on it.â So itâs pretty damn understandable that Tilde is thrown for a huge loop by it all. Sheâs shocked, surprised, and definitely feeling hurt. And hereâs Eggsy, telling her he wants to spend the rest of his life with her- which in any other situation could easily be a proposal. And, in the confused, hurried, disarray of emotions sheâs dealing with- sheâs not pressuring him to propose, I think itâs pretty clear that she thinks that might actually be whatâs happening.
So here youâve got both of them super stressed and freaked out and confused. Eggsyâs stressed as fuck about it, doesnât want to have sex with Clara, but is asking anyway, cause the world is kind of at stake, and he kind of accidentally almost proposes. Tilde is stressed as fuck, and hurt by this sudden request, and confused, and she thinks he might have just proposed, but sheâs not sure, because wtf, and. And then Eggsyâs backpedaling, because shit, shit, shit, public figure, and fuck. (And, one of the things that I liked in the book, is that you get more of Tildeâs POV here, because sheâs struggled with being the Crown Princess all her life, and now it feels like Eggsy is rejecting her because of her being the Crown Princess.) Confusion and hurt abounds on both sides of that conversation. And if you pay attention.
Eggsy says they need to sit down and Talk about this. Later. Tilde is upset, but gives a (somewhat understandably bitter) okay, and walks away for the moment. And itâs pretty clear that theyâve both made mistakes here. And that they both greatly care for each other, because otherwise they wouldnât be that hurt.
And. Yeah. Itâs this whole huge convoluted ball of fucked up emotions and mistakes and they should have talked about this already, but because writing, they hadnât, so it all comes out fucked up and misunderstood. But I donât see any of it as Tilde forcing Eggsy to propose. Sheâs thinks he has, and then surprise, no, not really, and where do they go from a misunderstanding like that?
Which leads into Tilde forcing him to be a prince/kept boy, and forcing him out of a career he loves. And. Iâmma say one thing here, first off, because. Kingsman.
There ainât no way, âprinceâ or not, that Eggsyâs going to stop being a Kingsman. Thatâs definitely not the way things work in the Kingsman world. And I think Vaughn is smart enough to know we would freaking riot if he even tried that. XD I mean. We talked Harry back to life from a headshot, we can talk Eggsy into still being a spy even while being a prince, haha.
That out of the way- Tilde in no way forces Eggsy to become a prince, or a âkept boy.â Letâs give Eggsy more credit than that. If he didnât want to marry Tilde, if he didnât want to be with her, he wouldnât. Eggsy very clearly loves her, tells her flat out that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. And yeah, okay, becoming the future queenâs consort is probably going to cause some issues with Kingsman- but he makes that choice. Saying that Tilde forces him into it just⌠makes me think of the people who tried to say that Eggsy forced her to have sex with him at the end of TSS. Which, frankly, is ludicrous. At the end of TSS, Tilde is clearly very happy to propose sex with him. And at the end of TGC, Eggsy is clearly very happy to be marrying Tilde.
And that. Was a lot of tl;dr, haha. Hopefully tl;dr that makes sense, and isnât too rambly. But. I have a hella lot of feels about this, and have put a lot of thought into it. I really love Tilde, and I have come to love her relationship with Eggsy. (And I love my poly ships that include her.) And I really would love to see more of fandom embrace her and it, but thatâs of course going to be up to individual preferences. It might be some peopleâs NOTP, and thatâs alright. I have my own NOTPs in this fandom. And you know what? I co-exist with them. I block tags and posts if I need to, and I just try not to comment on them, because live and let live. This fandom is such an open and welcoming one, and I hope it stays that way.
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