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Law & Crime: Mafia AU + Undercover Cop AU
Blake and Weiss are undercover cops who have been tasked to work for the infamous Arc mafia and their leader Jaune. They expect a calculating man... but they instead see someone who definitely doesn't fit the bill. In fact it seems like he is oblivious to the people around him being "taken care of" if he doesn't like something.
(Misunderstanding)
When they order to go to infiltrated the infamous Arc Mafia and get intel of their young leader Jaune Luna Arc. They had the expectation of him being cold, ruthless and calculating man with no morals and heart as black as Grimm hide behind his sheepish, dorky behavior...
"..d that's why I write down left and right on my shoes so when I somehow forget how to put on my which foot is left and right. I can look under my shoes and see it and all of my problem is gone."
Weiss and Blake nodded with a placid smile as they listen to Jaune who told them of his childhood tales and that of his family with a dorky smile on his face. They glanced at each other
"Are you sure the intel about him is right, Blake?" Weiss whispered to Blake who give a unsure shrugged.
"I'm starting to think it not the intel being wrong. Rather I think he isn't aware he's in fact the leader of a crime family from the tales he told us about his childhood and he didn't mention anything about the dark side of his family. Meaning he's a very good liar..." Blake theorized with a grimace
"Or he is utterly unaware of his family true nature." Weiss finished, also with a tight grimace on her face.
The two undercover cop realized their job was going to so diffcult when their target wasn't even aware of his family nature...or the fact how the fact he was densely oblivious to the people around him being "taken care of" if he doesn't like something.
#rwby#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#jaune arc#oblivious leader#dense jaune arc#law and crime au#law and crime au prompt#criminal au#criminal au prompt#mafia au#mafia au prompt#undercover cop au#undercover cop au prompt#misunderstanding#innocent jaune
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alright ain't no way Alyx actually made it out of there. I think they have the story swapped and Lewis sacrificed Alyx to the tree in order to leave and then wrote the story. There's a reason they specifically called him CLEVER and gave him the name LEWIS like Lewis Carroll
I think Alyx was given to the tree and became the Blacksmith - or someone or something else maybe idk. But Lewis 100% wrote The Girl Who Fell Through the World and I will die on that hill.
#rwby#rwby9#alyx rwby#lewis rwby#Jaune got it wrong#the cat is innocent and just wants to gtfo#free him
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Sweet Summer Child 3: The Return
Definitely has nothing to do with the latest episode. Promise.
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WBNPR: ...
Jaune: So that's basically everything.
Ren: ...Your girlfriend's mom...
Weiss: Thought you were trying to impregnate her...
Blake: By holding hands...
Pyrrha: And now you're dating both of them?
Nora: That's fucking awesome!
SR: Swear Jar!
Jaune: That's one way to put it, I guess.
Yang: Not really how I would describe it Nora. I was just getting used to him dating Ruby.
Weiss: So why aren't you "going all momma bear" on him then?
Yang: He's probably the only guy I know who wouldn't take advantage of them.
Blake: So they can't f-
SR: *Glare*
Blake: Have... private time?
Ruby: Private time?
Summer: Like reading a book together?
Ruby: Or playing video games!
Summer: We can do that!
Ruby: All the time!
Blake: ...
Yang: Don't you dare correct them.
Weiss: ...This is going to be a train wreck.
#rwby#rwby shitpost#innocent summer#rosebush knight#lancaster#summer knight#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#summer rose
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Can we get people thinking Ruby and Penny are innocent girls. But when we overheard what they are talking to each other about, it is perverted things that they want to do with Jaune. They are a duo of cute perverted ladies that want that blonde.
#rwby#rwby shitpost#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#ruby rose#penny polendina#jaune arc#lancaster#arculus rift#arculus rose#nuts n dolts
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Emerald And Jaune are making out on a couch, Emerald straddling Jaune
Jaune: *Pulls away, breathing heavily* Wow you're really Int-
Jaune: *Jumping up* AH! PENNY!
Penny: Salutations!
Emerald: *Picking herself off the floor* Ow- How long were you there for?!?
Penny: Two Minutes.
Jaune: Were- Were you just watching Us?
Penny: Yes!
Emerald: Why?!?!?
Penny: I am interested in learning more about physical intimacy, and figured that you would not mind my observation, given you are in an open, public area.
Jaune: That's ... Fair enough I suppose.
Emerald: In the future, Ask whoever you're watching. Or JUST Don't watch!
Penny: Understood! I apologize for overstepping the boundaries, and will not do so in the future!
Jaune: So ... Is there anything else you wanted?
Penny: Might I join you for a time?
Emerald: What? Like a Threesome?
Penny: If you mean the Three of us engaging in a romantic or sexual act of intimacy together, Yes!
Emerald: *Looks to Jaune*
Jaune: ... *Shrugs* I mean, I don't see why not if you don't.
Emerald: Then I guess you can Penny.
Penny: Sensational!
~Several Hours later~
Ruby: JAUNE! PENNY! EMERALD! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!
Jaune: *Chugging a 5-Gal Jug of Powerade* Hey Rubes. Me and Emerald accidentally awakened Penny's libido.
Jaune: I suspect I have 6 to 12 seconds before she finds me again or Emerald tags out.
Thieve's Respite Wraps around Jaune's midsection
Jaune: I figured. I would suggest leaving the are for your own innocence. If you don't see me in Six Hours, have emergency fluids ready.
Jaune: *Getting yanked back* AAAH-
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#rwby shitpost#penny polendina#emerald sustrai#topaz#rwby topaz#arculus rift#circuitbreaker#rwby circuitbreaker#robotic knight#rwby robotic knight#kyber knight#steel jewel#rwby steel jewel
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The Diary of Penny Polendina
The other day I was inspired to try working on a different NeverFell Projects installment, one that would probably be a lot shorter and quicker to write, because it's not like I care that deeply about Penny, right??
Well, I was incredibly wrong. ^^; So wrong that I'm actually having trouble with this story now...essentially, Penny goes through a bit of a 'rebellious phase' (gross oversimplification, but that's all you get for now) and there are, surprisingly, a lot of aspects of that character arc that I want to explore. Plus, a pivotal connection with Pyrrha, the climax of which I haven't quite figured out yet...
God only knows if I'll be able to finish, or if I'll just write the first 2/3rds of the story and leave it at that. But I figured I might as well warm up by talking about the designs. ^^
Penny's new look is basically 'Disney's Pinocchio, color picked from Arthur Watts' character design'~
I didn't necessarily want her to look evil, just...bolder. Like she specifically picked 'daring' items that maybe her father or Ironwood's PR team would rather she didn't wear, at least not compared to the more innocent frilly pastels she had on before. Between the chest window, midriff, and short sleeves, she's actually showing a lot more skin than before, despite still being 90% covered up. ^^;
Those multicolored wrist accessories are prototype weapons invented by Dr. Watts, that mix and pressurize Dust from the cartridges to cast "artificial magic". This way I get to do a bit of the 'Winter Maiden Penny' stuff in this Vol. 3-locked AU~
Penny's magic usage is one of the things that stumped me when writing this story...In NeverFell, magic isn't just glowy rainbow lasers or weather powers-- it essentially allows the user access to any conceivable semblance at any time; its potential is limitless. Being a beginner, Penny would probably just come up with one signature 'spell' to use in tandem with her Floating Array...but I can't decide what I want her to do. ^^; I think I'd like for her to do something connected to dance, because I feel like that's something unique to her, the way she dances with her weapons before striking. Nobody ever points out how the "robot" in the cast is the one who chooses to spend energy on unnecessary movements that aren't even used to maneuver around an enemy; they're just cute and fun. ^^ I think that's a great encapsulation of who Penny is~
Redesigning Pyrrha is always super difficult, because her original design is so perfect. But I like this end result a LOT. ^^ I may need to adjust the pant legs a bit, but overall it feels like a very believable alt outfit that keeps the spirit of the character.
Pyrrha is another one of the stumbling blocks in this story, because I'm now forced to create at least one malleable personality trait for her-- i.e. one that isn't intrinsically tied to Jaune and/or the plot. Something that she could actually take into a meaningful relationship with a different character... I had the idea to expand her "I'm sorry!" gag into a real guilt complex, where she has trouble letting go of instances where she's made mistakes or hurt someone. In this case, dismembering Penny 1.0 and essentially ending her life. :T She seeks out 2.0 in a desperate effort to make things right, and ends up helping her with ...things, and growing as people or whatever, and all that other stuff I have yet to write. ^^;
I just realized that Pyrrha could use her polarity semblance to pull Penny towards her in a situation where they need to reach each other...that's so cute. ^^ I gotta remember that~
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Can I request for a sequel for A Proper Villain. Like Jaune's day to day and interactions with other heroes and villains.
The Blackcat, And The Stalker
In a dingy lit room, bound to a table, a figure clad in black sat bound to a chair with a hood on their head. Here, bound to the chair was, The Violet Shadow.
One of the few faunas hero's that fought to make the world a better place! Mostly for faunas mind you, but if helping the faunas helped the humans at the end of the day that was alright.
She had been captured after hitting one of the, Crowns, Dust silos that was being made from the labour of faunas slaves. Violet Shadow's goal was the destruction of the silos, while her compatriots freed the slaves. She had sacrificed herself to buy her teammates time to evacuate the slaves. This noble endeavor resulted in her capture, where she was eventually sold off to the worlds major villain, The Cabal to recuperate the Crowns loses.
Now she was here, in one of the, Cabals many interrogation rooms waiting for the fun to begin, and whatever they brought before her, she was ready for...?!
: Bahh! Let's leave them in a dingy lit room, that well be really menacing since they have a bag over their head, and can't see anything?!
: Where's the damn light switch?! We do not have time for this!
: Ahh, there it is... AH?! Since when did maintenance change the light bulbs? They're much brighter than the old ones...
: No! I have no time for this! We must finish this, soon!
Suddenly the bag over, Violet Shadow's face was removed, and she was left staring at the cerulean eyes of her old friend.
VioletShadow: Jaune Arc... It's a pleasure to see you again... traitor...
Jaune: T-Traitor? How precisely am I a traitor?
VioletShadow: After being kicked out of the hero academy, you turn to a life of crime! How could you, you had aspirations of becoming a hero, and when you failed you became a villain, no you couldn't even do that, you became a villains underling! How utterly pathetic...
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Rude. But, I can understand why you see me as a traitor. Going from hero academy to villain henchman, that makes sense. But, you know I didn't flunk out of, Beacon Hero Academy; I was framed, and kicked out because of, Cardin Winchester.
VioletShadow: But, even after you were cleared of wrong doings you refused to come back! Embracing the life of crime, you traitor!
Jaune: Well, that was mostly because of how they 'invited' me back. More, or less absolving themselves of any wrong doing, and made it all seem like an honest mistake on no ones fault that I was expelled. On top of that it took them half a year to prove my innocence when I had proof of my innocence! So yeah, I didn't want to deal with their BS, and quit frankly you don't deal with as much bull shit working with the villains.
Jaune: Also the hero leagues don't have nearly as many benefits as the, Goonuion does. So there's that...
Jaune: No wait! We don't have time for this! Okay, the Cabal paid five tons in raw Dust to get you from, the Crown. Now I need you to give me information that's worth at least five tons of raw Dust so we can let you go. What do you got for me?!
VioletShadow: Ha! I'm not going to tell you anything, traitor!
Jaune: Violet, we don't have time for this...!
VioletShadow: Then make time! Because it doesn't matter what you do to me I won't talk!
Jaune: You seriously don't understand how much of a time crunch we're on, I need information to trade you you're freedom. Right. Now!
VioletShadow: Ha! You won't get any information out of me! You can bind me, gage me, bend my body over the table, and stuff your hot rod in...?!
Jaune: BLAKE?!
Jaune bent down on the table as he spoke, Violet Shadow's true identity in a silent scream.
VioletSadow: H-Hey?! You know the rules: no revealing secret identities! I know it's an unspoken rule, but...?!
Jaune: The Bull is here!
Violet was silent as she registered the words that, Jaune had just spoken as dread filled her veins.
VioletShadow: A-Adam is here...?
Jaune: Yes! We are in the middle of a code: Bull Heart!
VioletShadow: B-Bull Heart?
Jaune: Yes, it's the codename we use when we have you here, and, Adam is here. The code is basically means, 'Get Violet Shadow out of here as fast as possible!'
VioletShadow: It does...?
Jaune: Yes! And, I know that being captured, and tied up is a wet dream for you...
VioletShadow: N-No it isn't...
Jaune: I know what kind of books you're into. Violet, so don't bull shit me!
VioletShadow: Ohh...
Jaune: So give me, something I can trade your freedom for. NOW!
VioletShadow: No.
Jaune: N-No...?
VioletShadow: No. I bet your lying... this is all a lie so you can extract important information from me! To get me to talk without resorting to torture of... any sorts... Hehehe~! Ahem! No! No, I will not talk, do your worst, Jaune because even knowing that, Adam could possibly be here, I will not...
Jaune: The Chameleon is also here...!
VioletShadow: T-The Cameleon is here... I-Ilia is here?
Jaune: Yep.
VioletShadow: ...
VioletShadow: Would the location of, Kings Vault be enough?
Jaune: No, only one villain cares about that.
VioletShadow: The location of, Atlas hidden weapons vaults?
Jaune: Which one?
VioletShadow: There's more than one?
Jaune: That's a no.
VioletShadow: Shit! Uhhh... I know about shipment of, Rainbow Dust being shipped by the, SDC; how about that?
Jaune: Rainbow Dust? That could work... How much, Dust are we working with here?
VioletShadow: I don't know the exact amount... But, the report said around 50 pounds worth of, Rainbow Dust was going to be transferred on, SDC train from the South Hill Dust Depot on the 18th.
Jaune: Hmmm... Even if it's not fifty pounds worth of, Rainbow Dust, if we hit that train we can also recoup the lost, Dust we used to buy you from, the Crown... Yes, this is a good deal. Congratulations, Violet Shadow, you just bought your freedom.
VioletShadow: That's great! Now what?
Jaune: Stage Two.
VioletShadow: Stage two; what's stage two?
Jaune swiftly opened the door, and ushered in several goons.
Jaune: Alright guys, we're moving on to, Stage Two! Let's get this going, now, now, now!
Several goons entered the room, two carrying a gurney, and what appeared to be a body bag on top, as well as several other goons with industrial cleaner levels of equipment.
VioletShadow: What's with the body bag?
Goon#1: We's smuggling you out 'ere in the body bag.
VioletShadow: Okay? And, the cleaner products?
Goon#2: Da freaking, Bull knows your scent!
VioletShadow: He knows my scent?!
Jaune: Yes, we have to sterilize the whole room to get ride of your smell! Now quit squawking, and get in the body bag!
VioletShadow: Okay, okay, I'm going!
Violet Shadow's bands were undone, and she swiftly got into the body bag,put on the gurney.
Jaune: Alright, get rid of the body! Go! Gogogogo!
Jaune ushered the pair pushing the gurney away as fast as possible, before he turned to the man holding the cords that were previously bound Violet Shadow to the chair.
Jaune: Burn those at once!
The henchmen nodded his head as he put the cords in a bag, and sprinted out of the room.
Jaune: Sterilize the chair first, she was sitting on it! And, clean the table, she had blood dripping down her chin, she may have spat blood on the table. Go!
Jaune watched as the cleaning crew swiftly got to work, they had shut the door, and made sure no one would come in, that was until the door was suddenly opened. They all turned around, as fear filled their veins, had they been caught.
: Ahh there you are, Jaune. I need... Is everything okay, Jaune?
Jaune: Ohh... thank gods it's you, Cinder... Get back to work!
Cinder Fall, the second highest ranked member of the, Cabal. Jaune. and the rest of the henchmen breathed a sigh of relief, before jumping back to work.
Cinder: Everything alright, Jaune?
Jaune: Violet Shadow was here.
Cinder: Ohh... Code: Bull Heart. Did you get rid of her?
Jaune: Yeah. Her traded her freedom for knowledge about a, Dust shipment from the SDC that contains fifty pounds of, Rainbow Dust.
Cinder: Fifty pounds? That's good, even if there isn't that much, Rainbow Dust on the train we can recoup our losses from the trade deal.
Jaune: My thoughts exactly as well. As much as I wanted a good deal, I wanted her out of here more so.
Cinder: Understandable. But, for what it was, it is a good enough deal.
Jaune: Hopefully the higherups are okay with it.
Cinder: I'll make sure they do.
Jaune: My thanks. Now then, did you need something, Cinder.
Cinder: Yes, the Boss wants to see you.
Jaune: Roman? Alright, I'll go, and see him when I'm done here.
Cinder: No, The Boss wants to see you.
Jaune: Oh... I best get going then.
Jaune: Alright guys, when you're done here, clean up the rest of the interrogation cells after, they'll get suspicious if we only clean one of them.
Goon#3: We're on it, Jaune!
Goon#4: We get a bonus for this right?
Goon#1: Hazard pay.
Goon#4: Hell yeah!
Jaune: Good luck boys. Alright then, time to go see, The Boss...
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Bahh! This has been stuck in my drafts as a title for months! Now, I am free of it!
FREE!
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sugar sugar rune x twst au word salad
“The heart is yours to take, but you must not allow yours to be taken.”
The concept of this AU borrows a lot of ideas from the animanga Sugar Sugar Rune! ^^ It’s an older shojo series that I always think of when Halloween season arrives. Sugar Sugar Rune is about two years witches who are best friends, Chocolat and Vanilla, who compete to capture the most hearts in the human world. Whoever is victorious will become queen of the Magical World—but with love comes danger. If their own hearts get stolen, then they can lose their lives.
I should add, I currently don’t intend to write a fic based on this, I just wanted to braindump my ideas out and speculate on how this AU would work.
And now, without further ado…!
I think a good place to start is to explain the key points about the world and other relevant lore! Then we will get into the characters. (No story spoilers though, this AU won’t follow the original plot of Sugar Sugar Rune to a T!)
So the Magical World of Sugar Sugar Rune is where all magical creatures, including witches and wizards, reside. In the Magical World, ecure (or hearts), crystallized emotions, serve as an energy source and currency. Mages must frequently venture into the Human World in order to "harvest "pick up"/harvest ecure since humans have the unique ability to regenerate their hearts even when already stolen. Contrasting humans, mages only have one heart. That means if a mage's heart is taken, they will surely die. When mages fall in love with one another, they exchange their hearts during their wedding vows. They have to be careful who they fall in love with, as they can literally "die of a broken heart" if their partner betrays them. It's ill-advised for a mage to fall in love with a human, as while humans lack the ability to "pick up" hearts, a mage has to voluntarily hand their heart over if they reach a certain point (the color red)
Speaking of red!! Ecure/hearts can come in various colors depending on the emotion associated with it. Each color (and thus emotion) is associated with a different value, which roughly aligns with the value of the Japanese yen. The values are, as follows:
Yellow or Jaune - surprise, fear (5 ecure)
Orange - love at first sight, crush, infatuation (300 ecure)
Green or Vert - friendship (350 ecure)
Rainbow - happiness, delight, amusement (500 ecure)
Pink or Rose - the beginning stages of love, sweet love (1000 ecure)
Purple or Violet - lust, forbidden love (2500 ecure)
Blue or Bleu - respect (3000 ecure)
Red or Rouge - passionate love (5000 ecure)
Black or Noir - hatred, jealousy (no known value, hurts mages) I think this works really well with the concept of Blot in Twst—
White or Blanc - innocence (no known value, purified black heart; has restorative or healing properties)
Besides serving as energy and currency, ecure are also a way of counting points for Queen Candidacy. In the Magical World, the ruler is determined not by birth by through a competition in which candidates compete to see who can collect the most ecure (I believe over the span of a year). In the original Sugar Sugar Rune, the two candidates are Vanilla and Chocolat. The former is shy, sweet, and sort of a crybaby, with her mother being the current queen. Chocolat is the daughter of the queen's former competitor and comes off as more of a brash tomboy.
So what I'm proposing for the Sugar Sugar Rune x Twst AU is :DD basically keep all the lore but replace the two protags with MALLEUS (as Vanilla) AND LEONA (as Chocolat). They won’t be besties like the original MCs were, but more like traditional rivals because it would be funny lmao
Malleus is the more regal and composed of the two (he is literally a crown prince), so he has that obvious parallel with Vanilla. Not only that, but he's more withdrawn and has deep insecurities about being alone (also similar to Vanilla). I think his reputation could play well into the AU as well; in the Magical World, everyone fears him so he’s used to being alone—but in the Human World, he’s beloved for being awkward and mysterious (reflecting the international Twst fandom’s adoration for the guy). Malleus would feel obligated to win to carry on his family’s legacy but also because he feels like if he doesn’t, he has nothing left. No friends, no people to keep at his side—but if he has the status of King, then he’ll have a whole nation looking to him. Since his mom is uh… “with the stars”, the current Magical World queen could be his grandmother, and Malleus may feel like he has that legacy to live up to.
Leona, like Chocolat, is the underdog. What he lacks in status (as crown prince) he makes up for in intelligence and charisma, which nets him many followers in the Magical World. He comes off as tough and hard to approach to humans who aren’t used to his demanding attitude though, so it puts him at a disadvantage in the competition. He’s very much the “bad boy” similar to how Chocolat wasn’t a traditionally girly girl, but it’s ultimately the heart of gold buried underneath his hard edges that will eventually put him toe-to-toe with Malleus. I think Leona’s reasoning for wanting to be King would be similar to what he expresses in his original source material—to prove himself worthy, regardless of the family or order he was born in. Maybe he was almost not considered to be a candidate at all and his brother Falena was supposed to compete? Or alternatively, Falena is Malleus’s real competitor but Leona snuck into the Human World as an upstart/self-imposed third entry 😂
Chocolat and Vanilla have a mentor mage in the Human World named Robin (who is a famous rock star fjsvwisnksks). He’s the one who explains things to them and serves as their guardian figure while they room together and study at a human school for the Queen Candidacy.
What I’m thinking is that Leona and Malleus will venture into the Human World under the guidance of… Crowley 🤡 LISTEN, IT WOULD BE FUNNY Crowley does a lot of the exposition in Twst, so he could reprise that role here. He is also vain and thinks highly of himself (but ultimately cherishes his students) like Robin. Picture Crowley having to mediate between Leona and Malleus fighting every second of the day while living together—
That’s honestly all we need to replace to get the AU rolling. If we want to, we could expand the Queen (King now I guess) Candidacy to have more candidates. Then maybe the other Twst characters could also participate but the story could still center on Malleus and Leona as the two to “keep an eye on”/audience favorites.
I don’t really know where I’m going with this 🤔 but I do think this could be a fun AU for like. Yume/self insert scenarios so you can angst about whether your feelings are real or fabricated so [insert mage of choice here] can harvest ya like a plant… Or angst about not being able to be with [insert mage of choice here] because they might literally perish… Many possibilities!
#twst#twisted wonderland#Malleus Draconia#twst x reader#Leona Kingscholar x Reader#Malleus Draconia x Reader#Leona Kingscholar#twst au#twisted wonderland au#Dire Crowley#Meleanor Draconia#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#au#sugar sugar rune#notes from the writing raven#chocolat meilleure#vanilla mieux#queen candy#rockin robin#Maleanor Draconia#Maleficia Draconia#Falena Kingscholar#Farena Kingscholar
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Penny: *innocently goes to Jaune* Boyfriend Jaune, what does Raw dogging mean?
Jaune: *chocking on his drink*
Penny: *continuing* Yang keep using the word in different contexts and i have no idea what it means.
Jaune: *clear his throat* It means to do something without protection or instructions.
Penny: Oh! So basically what you did with my internals!
Ciel: *listening to the conversation* ... Doesn't he work with your blueprint?
Penny: 😇 not what i meant!
Jaune: ...
Ciel: ...
Jaune: *sweating* For my defense, she was the one who initiated it.
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Integra Need a Drink (RWBY/Hellsing)
Integra looked at Seras with a straight look on her face.
Integra: Seras.
Seras: *drinking a blood favor smoothie* Hmm?
Integra: What’s that in your hand?
The young true vampire looked at her smoothie and to her master.
Seras: *confused* Ahhhh…It’s a smoothie Integra? Do you want some? It blood favor~!
Integra gave Seras a deadpan look as he turned to look at the other person who was standing there and holding hands with Seras with a dissonant smile.
Jaune:
Integra:..no thanks you…
The head of the Hellsing Organization turned her back on the duo so she can go to her office and down an entire bottle of hard liquor to ease the stress of her headache.
#my post#poll winner#late story#rwby#rwby shitpost#hellsing#hellsing shitpost#integra hellsing#seras hellsing#seras victoria#jaune arc#jausera#traumatized innocence#shipping post#meme post#crossover au#my writing
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A more depraved twist on Jaune ability to unintentionally charm Milfs would be his sisters.
Saphron thought nothing of it before, sure when they were little the two liked-liked each other but they were kids, dumb, innocent, naive.
And sides she was a lesbian, but then her and Terra had their baby. Becoming mothers, technically Milfs... And then it set in.
Slowly at first, but only ever growing more powerful with every interaction with her baby bro. Her and her wife would let his name slip during their more intimate moments... Yet horrifically it didn't ruin the mood.
But made it better...
And now they little brother is coming over to visit during his Summer Break.
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You know that "Mundane super power" aspect you mentioned?
Another thing I like about crossing over RWBY characters with other settings is how easily their nature as basically coming from an apocalyptic hell-world can bleed through.
This is hard to articulate, but like.
The casual way in which towns disappear, that ruins dot the landscape, that people like Ruby & Yang grew up immersed in a culture that trended towards violence and early graves.
There's a nifty Naruto/Stargate crossover, (Its complicated) where Himawari kind of subtly disturbs the Stargate crew cos she knows exactly how best to behave in a dangerous situation, doesn't really seem bothered when enemies die and has been taught stuff like "Reading the battlefield."
I think RWBY characters would be similarly off-putting in their own way unless they were incredibly sheltered like Jaune or rich enough to have not ever encountered a Grimm until the the Beacon Test like Weiss. & even then, the lived experience, training and cultural awareness means they'd likely still come off as a little off-putting.
This also plays into how Ruby and Yang are seemingly quite... Not comfortable, but functional about the prospect of causing death or grievous bodily harm in a way most Shounen/action protags aren't.
Ruby, as far as she knew, sent Neo hurtling to her death in V3 and was at most momentarily shocked when Roman died & forgot all about it. Yang processed killing Adam in a very straightforward manner, she's not cavalier about it, but she'd made peace with it being a them or us situation right quick.
There's plenty of other examples but I think we've discussed it before.
But yeah, I just think its fun, even in series that can have similar degrees of destruction or death, their relative youth and manner with it would likely still make many locals be like (oO) & I think that's fun.
Oh yeah, this has always been a great idea for RWBY crossovers.
And one of my favorite/most interesting parts about is, as you touched on, how subtle Team RWBY’s whole vibe is and how it can potentially sneak up on others.
Like Team RWBY and really most of the show’s characters generally DON’T give off any real obvious ‘I come from a fucked-up deathworld’ vibes like being real dark, broody or even just looking anything the part. For anyone from a much more mundane setting/background, Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang generally come off as a friendly, likeable, good natured bunch without really anything all that offputting.
For about… eighty to ninety percent of the time.
But then you’ve got those 10-20% moments where the dark, serious ‘fantasy war-veteran’ sides of Team RWBY slip out. Like they might not even have been trying to hide it, it just comes out when things get serious.
Like maybe there is some big disaster or some other terrible event perhaps caused by the villains that leaves the more ‘normal’ characters/heroes frozen in shock and horror, meanwhile RWBY are just immediately jumping into the fray to fight or help however they can. With perhaps one or more doing the whole ‘slap the shock’ out of the other characters with a ‘We got work to do!’. And it’s just kind of… unsettling how Team RWBY takes these events in stride.
Or to build off your point on Ruby and Yang, as well as Blake and Weiss, being ‘functionally alright’ with hurting/killing people*, there’s a LOT of juicy potential there for when Team RWBY goes up against more mundane villains.
Like just picture a situation where a villain is threatening innocents in a classic ‘you’ll have to KILL ME to stop me!’ standoff that has the heroes freezing up… only for Ruby to almost immediately just shoot said villain.
She certainly looks like she didn’t enjoy or even want to do it, but both how quickly she did it and how easily she seems to role with it afterwards are just REALLY unsettling.
And then there’s what I’d call the FLIPSIDE to all this in how Team RWBY deals with being in a world that might NOT actually be filled with monsters who are an ever-present existential threat to humanity.
Like even for someone who grew up more sheltered like Weiss that is almost certainly going to be a MASSIVE culture-shock. Not to mention that the only people with a frame of reference that Team RWBY would be able to talk to about this would likely be each other.
Even in settings that might have some kind of monsters threatening humanity such as most magical girl shows, the appearance and threat that these monsters pose are almost always a very RECENT occurrence that most people might not even know about. Generally in these settings, the ‘normal, mundane world’ IS the norm, with the dangerous and supernatural merely popping up on and off in isolated places.
It could really create this interesting contrast where Team RWBY finds the mundane world that their new friends consider ‘normal’ to be just a bit uncanny and unsettling. And even finding it a bit comforting when monsters or some other supernatural threat to fight shows up because that feels more NORMAL to them.
This is actually something I tried/am still trying to explore in my Kingdom Hearts crossover fic. Like Ruby musing on how to explain her whole huntress background to Sora, Kairi and Riku when to them, monsters are things that have existed in storybooks, while for Ruby monsters have always been REAL. Or Ruby even noting a comforting ‘return to normal’ when she starts fighting the Heartless.
I’ve even got ideas for Ruby, as well as Weiss, Blake and Yang further on, idly musing on whether the Grimm or Heartless are the worse to fight, with some of their new friends being just a BIT weirded out.
And that’s not even getting into the potential of Team RWBY interacting with various Disney movie settings. Like I’ll admit that I kinda REALLY want to have Ruby boom-headshot at least one Disney villain XD
*I will say, I’ve had a theory for a while that Ruby, even more so than her teammates, has particular ideological reasons to generally avoid killing people, specifically when we consider how Ruby specifically DOESN’T use her ‘walking grimm-blender’ style of fighting against human opponents. Personally I imagine Ruby seeing it as ‘I hunt MONSTERS, not people.’ That being said, I don’t see Ruby as having some strict ‘no-killing’ ‘one rule’, but rather that she views taking a life as a last resort.
#rwby#rwby ask#tumblingxelian ask#rwby crossover#Team RWBY#Ruby Rose#Weiss Schnee#Blake Belladonna#Yang Xiao Long#crossover concepts#kinda love the idea of ruby in 'consummate professional' mode XD#kingdom hearts#my writing#rwby fanfic
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What do you want to do when the war is over?
Team RWBY and company rest near a campfire while enjoying each other's company.
Qrow: So kids, have plans for what you're going to do after this is over?
Ruby: I think I'll continue being a huntresses.
Weiss: I will take possession of what remains of my family business
Yang: I think I'll start teaching combat classes at some school like my dad.
Blake: I will work with my dad at Menagerie
Nora: Ren and I continue traveling, fighting monsters and saving the innocent.
Ren: *nods*
Oscar: I think I'll go back to my farm.
Qrow: That all sounds good. And how about you Juan, what do you plan to do when all this is over?
Jaune: First of all it's "Jaune". And what I want to do is find a woman who will work hard for me! I'm going to become a Househusband!
Qrow: Are you serious?
Jaune: Of course! After everything that happens, I want to live a quiet life cooking and doing housework, while I wait for my dear wife to return!
At that moment the girls of team RWBY began to imagine Jaune wearing an apron while cooking, telling them with a big smile "Welcome home, dear!" Well, most of them were thinking that.
Jaune: Maybe it is a bad dream?
Ruby: *Blushing* Not at all!
Weiss: *Trying to hide her blush* Nowadays it is normal to be a househusband.
Yang: *Winks at him* You would look great in an apron.
Blake: *Nose bleeding* Only wearing an apron., hehehe~ *She says quietly*
She was the one thinking something else.
Jaune: *Smiling* Thank you!
#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#qrow branwen#oscar pine#rwby#rwby shitpost#lie ren
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JAUNE IS A WHORE! Pt WHORE (get it?)
(Lancaster/Whiteknight edition.. plus corporate fraud I guess?)
(and before anyone asks why this ain't tagged whiterose as well? I don't feel like having my head being put on like yet by the thorns.)
Jaune found himself in a rather.. interesting predicament as he sat in front of yang and winter. The two women he previously slept with.
Jaune: so... Your not mad.. about when we uh... You know-
Winter: No Mr. Arc we- or more specifically I- am not about our copulation
Jaune: copu-what?
Yang: she ain't mad that you fucked her stupid
Winter: ... That aside we actually came to discuss a recent event.
Jaune: oh.. that being?
Both: you sleeping with Weiss and Ruby.
Jaune: oh... Look before you assume, I will say that Weiss dragged both me AND Ruby to the bedroom.
Winter: well that's obvious, Weiss May be able to stay pristine in public but give her an opportunity to let off steam she'll go full throttle.
Yang: damn weiss-queen is THAT repressed?
Winter and jaune both as jaune winced and massaged his hips.
Jaune: definitely... Gods she practically crushed my hips, though I was better of than ruby, I think her jaw still aches from-
Yang: OK! i don't feel like hearing that.
Jaune: ah sorry forgot you still her as innocent.
Winter: back to the main point I have one question for you Mr. Arc.
Jaune: uh sure fire away.
Winter: do you offer sessions.
Jaune & Yang:
WINTER WTF?!
Winter: I'm being honest here, your practically serving the entire schnee family with your uh... "Arc" all your missing is Whitley and you'd be boning the entire family.
Jaune: well...
Yang: no fuckin way.. you actually-
Jaune: i uh... I fucked Whitley while he dressed up as Weiss.
Winter:... Correction your fucking my entire family!
Jaune:...yeah.
Winter: jaune... Your a whore.
#rwby#jaune arc#rwby lancaster#rwby whiteknight#rwby corporate fraud#winter schnee#yang xiao long#rwby shitpost#jaune is a whore.
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Weiss: Penny is so innocent.
Ruby: Pfft.
Jaune: You wouldn't say that if you saw her search history.
Ruby: Lotta "hot hand holding" searches.
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please... i beg of thee, more bleiss content, either fluffy, funny or angst or anything.... im dyoing ove here
Jaune: Thanks for helping me cook Whitley! You're a heck of a lot better than your sisters!
Whitley: Oh, it's no problem. I needed something to do with my time aside from sitting around the manor, and Cooking was as good a skill as any to learn.
Jaune: *Ruffling his hair* I mean it! Thanks!
Whitley: *Feeling genuine affection from outside his family for the first time ever* Oh.
~~~~~
Bleiss: ... Someone's got the hots for my Darling, and someone's ruining my Baby Brother's innocence.
Bleiss: Someone's going to die tonight.
#I do want to see more Bleiss with less Blackguard but like. This is funny.#rwby#jaune arc#whitley schnee#bleiss schnee#blackguard#corporate fraud#rwby corporate fraud#asks and answers#anonymous
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