#innocent jaune

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Law & Crime: Mafia AU + Undercover Cop AU

Blake and Weiss are undercover cops who have been tasked to work for the infamous Arc mafia and their leader Jaune. They expect a calculating man... but they instead see someone who definitely doesn't fit the bill. In fact it seems like he is oblivious to the people around him being "taken care of" if he doesn't like something.

(Misunderstanding)

When they order to go to infiltrated the infamous Arc Mafia and get intel of their young leader Jaune Luna Arc. They had the expectation of him being cold, ruthless and calculating man with no morals and heart as black as Grimm hide behind his sheepish, dorky behavior...

"..d that's why I write down left and right on my shoes so when I somehow forget how to put on my which foot is left and right. I can look under my shoes and see it and all of my problem is gone."

Weiss and Blake nodded with a placid smile as they listen to Jaune who told them of his childhood tales and that of his family with a dorky smile on his face. They glanced at each other

"Are you sure the intel about him is right, Blake?" Weiss whispered to Blake who give a unsure shrugged.

"I'm starting to think it not the intel being wrong. Rather I think he isn't aware he's in fact the leader of a crime family from the tales he told us about his childhood and he didn't mention anything about the dark side of his family. Meaning he's a very good liar..." Blake theorized with a grimace

"Or he is utterly unaware of his family true nature." Weiss finished, also with a tight grimace on her face.

The two undercover cop realized their job was going to so diffcult when their target wasn't even aware of his family nature...or the fact how the fact he was densely oblivious to the people around him being "taken care of" if he doesn't like something.

[nikosarc]

alright ain't no way Alyx actually made it out of there. I think they have the story swapped and Lewis sacrificed Alyx to the tree in order to leave and then wrote the story. There's a reason they specifically called him CLEVER and gave him the name LEWIS like Lewis Carroll

I think Alyx was given to the tree and became the Blacksmith - or someone or something else maybe idk. But Lewis 100% wrote The Girl Who Fell Through the World and I will die on that hill.

[notmaplemable]

Sweet Summer Child 3: The Return

Definitely has nothing to do with the latest episode. Promise.

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WBNPR: ...

Jaune: So that's basically everything.

Ren: ...Your girlfriend's mom...

Weiss: Thought you were trying to impregnate her...

Blake: By holding hands...

Pyrrha: And now you're dating both of them?

Nora: That's fucking awesome!

SR: Swear Jar!

Jaune: That's one way to put it, I guess.

Yang: Not really how I would describe it Nora. I was just getting used to him dating Ruby.

Weiss: So why aren't you "going all momma bear" on him then?

Yang: He's probably the only guy I know who wouldn't take advantage of them.

Blake: So they can't f-

SR: *Glare*

Blake: Have... private time?

Ruby: Private time?

Summer: Like reading a book together?

Ruby: Or playing video games!

Summer: We can do that!

Ruby: All the time!

Blake: ...

Yang: Don't you dare correct them.

Weiss: ...This is going to be a train wreck.

[howi99]

Blake: *taking a deep breath* Ah~ The smell of the sea, the beautiful beach! *Looking back at the rest of her team* Finally a break!

Jaune: *sigh* Ugh, i would prefer going back to school.

Blake: *frowning* And why's that?

Jaune: *looking at her* Your country is either in flames or flooded all the time, the faune and flora wants humankind demise and the second i took a foot here, someone called me a cunt!

Blake: *serious* What's the context?

Jaune: *pensive* ... I think they said "Look at ya, poor cunt. The sheila are going to tear ya apart!" ... Whatever a sheila is.

Blake: *looking up and down at Jaune* Good news, he wasn't insulting you. Bad news, you need to change your clothes and haircut as soon as possible or you WILL finish up dried up in a motel.

Jaune: *innocent dumb look, not understanding the innuendo* ... Eh?

Blake: *putting her hand on his shoulder* If ya don't change ya clothes right now, ya will know the second definition of the word "mate", mate.

Ilia: *already walking to the beach with her surf board, looking at Jaune* Not gonna lie, you do look like a piece of meat ready to be eaten by a bunch of predators.

Jaune: *looking at Adam, a perplexed look on his face* What?

Adam: *putting his hand on Jaune's other shoulder* Blond with blue eyes, a bit tan with all the outside work we are doing... Mate, you are a thirst trap for missus.

Ilia: Or their daughters.

Jaune: ... *Looking at "Bleiss"* Do you-

Bleiss: *shaking her head* I don't have a single idea of what they are talking about. Their accent seems to have turned up a notch the second they got out of school.

[brokentrafficknight]

Can we get people thinking Ruby and Penny are innocent girls. But when we overheard what they are talking to each other about, it is perverted things that they want to do with Jaune. They are a duo of cute perverted ladies that want that blonde.

[arc-misadventures]

Spirit Animals

Ruby: Hey guys! What's your spirit animal? Mine is a wolf, because they're cool!

Yang: Mine is a lion because they're powerful!

Blake: Mine is a jaguar, because they are fierce!

Weiss: Mine is a artic fox, because they are majestic~!

Nora: Mines a sloth! It's a sloth because they're epic!

Ren: Mine is a peacock because they are noble!

Pyrrha: My spirit animal is a fox, because they are innocent!

Jaune: My spirit animal is, Shin Gojira...

RWBYNPR: ...

Yang: Because it's cool? Being, godzilla?

Ruby: Cool? No, being Godzilla is freaking epic! Right, Jaune?

Jaune: No...

Ruby: No?

Jaune: It's pain...

Ren: Pain?

Jaune: Shin Gojira's life is pain, it's existence is agony, it's life is sorrow... I can really relate with that.

RWBYNPR: ...

Nora: Ruby...

Ruby: Y-Yeah...?

Nora: This was a bad idea...

Pyrrha: A really bad idea...

Ruby: Ohhh... nerts...

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Emerald And Jaune are making out on a couch, Emerald straddling Jaune

Jaune: *Pulls away, breathing heavily* Wow you're really Int-

Jaune: *Jumping up* AH! PENNY!

Penny: Salutations!

Emerald: *Picking herself off the floor* Ow- How long were you there for?!?

Penny: Two Minutes.

Jaune: Were- Were you just watching Us?

Penny: Yes!

Emerald: Why?!?!?

Penny: I am interested in learning more about physical intimacy, and figured that you would not mind my observation, given you are in an open, public area.

Jaune: That's ... Fair enough I suppose.

Emerald: In the future, Ask whoever you're watching. Or JUST Don't watch!

Penny: Understood! I apologize for overstepping the boundaries, and will not do so in the future!

Jaune: So ... Is there anything else you wanted?

Penny: Might I join you for a time?

Emerald: What? Like a Threesome?

Penny: If you mean the Three of us engaging in a romantic or sexual act of intimacy together, Yes!

Emerald: *Looks to Jaune*

Jaune: ... *Shrugs* I mean, I don't see why not if you don't.

Emerald: Then I guess you can Penny.

Penny: Sensational!

~Several Hours later~

Ruby: JAUNE! PENNY! EMERALD! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!

Jaune: *Chugging a 5-Gal Jug of Powerade* Hey Rubes. Me and Emerald accidentally awakened Penny's libido.

Jaune: I suspect I have 6 to 12 seconds before she finds me again or Emerald tags out.

Thieve's Respite Wraps around Jaune's midsection

Jaune: I figured. I would suggest leaving the are for your own innocence. If you don't see me in Six Hours, have emergency fluids ready.

Jaune: *Getting yanked back* AAAH-

[dokidokitsuna]

The Diary of Penny Polendina

The other day I was inspired to try working on a different NeverFell Projects installment, one that would probably be a lot shorter and quicker to write, because it's not like I care that deeply about Penny, right??

Well, I was incredibly wrong. ^^; So wrong that I'm actually having trouble with this story now...essentially, Penny goes through a bit of a 'rebellious phase' (gross oversimplification, but that's all you get for now) and there are, surprisingly, a lot of aspects of that character arc that I want to explore. Plus, a pivotal connection with Pyrrha, the climax of which I haven't quite figured out yet...

God only knows if I'll be able to finish, or if I'll just write the first 2/3rds of the story and leave it at that. But I figured I might as well warm up by talking about the designs. ^^

Penny's new look is basically 'Disney's Pinocchio, color picked from Arthur Watts' character design'~

I didn't necessarily want her to look evil, just...bolder. Like she specifically picked 'daring' items that maybe her father or Ironwood's PR team would rather she didn't wear, at least not compared to the more innocent frilly pastels she had on before. Between the chest window, midriff, and short sleeves, she's actually showing a lot more skin than before, despite still being 90% covered up. ^^;

Those multicolored wrist accessories are prototype weapons invented by Dr. Watts, that mix and pressurize Dust from the cartridges to cast "artificial magic". This way I get to do a bit of the 'Winter Maiden Penny' stuff in this Vol. 3-locked AU~

Penny's magic usage is one of the things that stumped me when writing this story...In NeverFell, magic isn't just glowy rainbow lasers or weather powers-- it essentially allows the user access to any conceivable semblance at any time; its potential is limitless. Being a beginner, Penny would probably just come up with one signature 'spell' to use in tandem with her Floating Array...but I can't decide what I want her to do. ^^; I think I'd like for her to do something connected to dance, because I feel like that's something unique to her, the way she dances with her weapons before striking. Nobody ever points out how the "robot" in the cast is the one who chooses to spend energy on unnecessary movements that aren't even used to maneuver around an enemy; they're just cute and fun. ^^ I think that's a great encapsulation of who Penny is~

Redesigning Pyrrha is always super difficult, because her original design is so perfect. But I like this end result a LOT. ^^ I may need to adjust the pant legs a bit, but overall it feels like a very believable alt outfit that keeps the spirit of the character.

Pyrrha is another one of the stumbling blocks in this story, because I'm now forced to create at least one malleable personality trait for her-- i.e. one that isn't intrinsically tied to Jaune and/or the plot. Something that she could actually take into a meaningful relationship with a different character... I had the idea to expand her "I'm sorry!" gag into a real guilt complex, where she has trouble letting go of instances where she's made mistakes or hurt someone. In this case, dismembering Penny 1.0 and essentially ending her life. :T She seeks out 2.0 in a desperate effort to make things right, and ends up helping her with ...things, and growing as people or whatever, and all that other stuff I have yet to write. ^^;

I just realized that Pyrrha could use her polarity semblance to pull Penny towards her in a situation where they need to reach each other...that's so cute. ^^ I gotta remember that~

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

sugar sugar rune x twst au word salad

“The heart is yours to take, but you must not allow yours to be taken.”

The concept of this AU borrows a lot of ideas from the animanga Sugar Sugar Rune! ^^ It’s an older shojo series that I always think of when Halloween season arrives. Sugar Sugar Rune is about two years witches who are best friends, Chocolat and Vanilla, who compete to capture the most hearts in the human world. Whoever is victorious will become queen of the Magical World—but with love comes danger. If their own hearts get stolen, then they can lose their lives.

I should add, I currently don’t intend to write a fic based on this, I just wanted to braindump my ideas out and speculate on how this AU would work.

And now, without further ado…!

I think a good place to start is to explain the key points about the world and other relevant lore! Then we will get into the characters. (No story spoilers though, this AU won’t follow the original plot of Sugar Sugar Rune to a T!)

So the Magical World of Sugar Sugar Rune is where all magical creatures, including witches and wizards, reside. In the Magical World, ecure (or hearts), crystallized emotions, serve as an energy source and currency. Mages must frequently venture into the Human World in order to "harvest "pick up"/harvest ecure since humans have the unique ability to regenerate their hearts even when already stolen. Contrasting humans, mages only have one heart. That means if a mage's heart is taken, they will surely die. When mages fall in love with one another, they exchange their hearts during their wedding vows. They have to be careful who they fall in love with, as they can literally "die of a broken heart" if their partner betrays them. It's ill-advised for a mage to fall in love with a human, as while humans lack the ability to "pick up" hearts, a mage has to voluntarily hand their heart over if they reach a certain point (the color red)

Speaking of red!! Ecure/hearts can come in various colors depending on the emotion associated with it. Each color (and thus emotion) is associated with a different value, which roughly aligns with the value of the Japanese yen. The values are, as follows:

Yellow or Jaune - surprise, fear (5 ecure)

Orange - love at first sight, crush, infatuation (300 ecure)

Green or Vert - friendship (350 ecure)

Rainbow - happiness, delight, amusement (500 ecure)

Pink or Rose - the beginning stages of love, sweet love (1000 ecure)

Purple or Violet - lust, forbidden love (2500 ecure)

Blue or Bleu - respect (3000 ecure)

Red or Rouge - passionate love (5000 ecure)

Black or Noir - hatred, jealousy (no known value, hurts mages) I think this works really well with the concept of Blot in Twst—

White or Blanc - innocence (no known value, purified black heart; has restorative or healing properties)

Besides serving as energy and currency, ecure are also a way of counting points for Queen Candidacy. In the Magical World, the ruler is determined not by birth by through a competition in which candidates compete to see who can collect the most ecure (I believe over the span of a year). In the original Sugar Sugar Rune, the two candidates are Vanilla and Chocolat. The former is shy, sweet, and sort of a crybaby, with her mother being the current queen. Chocolat is the daughter of the queen's former competitor and comes off as more of a brash tomboy.

So what I'm proposing for the Sugar Sugar Rune x Twst AU is :DD basically keep all the lore but replace the two protags with MALLEUS (as Vanilla) AND LEONA (as Chocolat). They won’t be besties like the original MCs were, but more like traditional rivals because it would be funny lmao

Malleus is the more regal and composed of the two (he is literally a crown prince), so he has that obvious parallel with Vanilla. Not only that, but he's more withdrawn and has deep insecurities about being alone (also similar to Vanilla). I think his reputation could play well into the AU as well; in the Magical World, everyone fears him so he’s used to being alone—but in the Human World, he’s beloved for being awkward and mysterious (reflecting the international Twst fandom’s adoration for the guy). Malleus would feel obligated to win to carry on his family’s legacy but also because he feels like if he doesn’t, he has nothing left. No friends, no people to keep at his side—but if he has the status of King, then he’ll have a whole nation looking to him. Since his mom is uh… “with the stars”, the current Magical World queen could be his grandmother, and Malleus may feel like he has that legacy to live up to.

Leona, like Chocolat, is the underdog. What he lacks in status (as crown prince) he makes up for in intelligence and charisma, which nets him many followers in the Magical World. He comes off as tough and hard to approach to humans who aren’t used to his demanding attitude though, so it puts him at a disadvantage in the competition. He’s very much the “bad boy” similar to how Chocolat wasn’t a traditionally girly girl, but it’s ultimately the heart of gold buried underneath his hard edges that will eventually put him toe-to-toe with Malleus. I think Leona’s reasoning for wanting to be King would be similar to what he expresses in his original source material—to prove himself worthy, regardless of the family or order he was born in. Maybe he was almost not considered to be a candidate at all and his brother Falena was supposed to compete? Or alternatively, Falena is Malleus’s real competitor but Leona snuck into the Human World as an upstart/self-imposed third entry 😂

Chocolat and Vanilla have a mentor mage in the Human World named Robin (who is a famous rock star fjsvwisnksks). He’s the one who explains things to them and serves as their guardian figure while they room together and study at a human school for the Queen Candidacy.

What I’m thinking is that Leona and Malleus will venture into the Human World under the guidance of… Crowley 🤡 LISTEN, IT WOULD BE FUNNY Crowley does a lot of the exposition in Twst, so he could reprise that role here. He is also vain and thinks highly of himself (but ultimately cherishes his students) like Robin. Picture Crowley having to mediate between Leona and Malleus fighting every second of the day while living together—

That’s honestly all we need to replace to get the AU rolling. If we want to, we could expand the Queen (King now I guess) Candidacy to have more candidates. Then maybe the other Twst characters could also participate but the story could still center on Malleus and Leona as the two to “keep an eye on”/audience favorites.

I don’t really know where I’m going with this 🤔 but I do think this could be a fun AU for like. Yume/self insert scenarios so you can angst about whether your feelings are real or fabricated so [insert mage of choice here] can harvest ya like a plant… Or angst about not being able to be with [insert mage of choice here] because they might literally perish… Many possibilities!

[evenmorefatallyobsessed]

A more depraved twist on Jaune ability to unintentionally charm Milfs would be his sisters.

Saphron thought nothing of it before, sure when they were little the two liked-liked each other but they were kids, dumb, innocent, naive.

And sides she was a lesbian, but then her and Terra had their baby. Becoming mothers, technically Milfs... And then it set in.

Slowly at first, but only ever growing more powerful with every interaction with her baby bro. Her and her wife would let his name slip during their more intimate moments... Yet horrifically it didn't ruin the mood.

But made it better...

And now they little brother is coming over to visit during his Summer Break.

[madmanwonder]

Integra Need a Drink (RWBY/Hellsing)

Integra looked at Seras with a straight look on her face.

Integra: Seras.

Seras: *drinking a blood favor smoothie* Hmm?

Integra: What’s that in your hand?

The young true vampire looked at her smoothie and to her master.

Seras: *confused* Ahhhh…It’s a smoothie Integra? Do you want some? It blood favor~!

Integra gave Seras a deadpan look as he turned to look at the other person who was standing there and holding hands with Seras with a dissonant smile.

Jaune:

Integra:..no thanks you…

The head of the Hellsing Organization turned her back on the duo so she can go to her office and down an entire bottle of hard liquor to ease the stress of her headache.

[anthurak]

You know that "Mundane super power" aspect you mentioned?

Another thing I like about crossing over RWBY characters with other settings is how easily their nature as basically coming from an apocalyptic hell-world can bleed through.

This is hard to articulate, but like.

The casual way in which towns disappear, that ruins dot the landscape, that people like Ruby & Yang grew up immersed in a culture that trended towards violence and early graves.

There's a nifty Naruto/Stargate crossover, (Its complicated) where Himawari kind of subtly disturbs the Stargate crew cos she knows exactly how best to behave in a dangerous situation, doesn't really seem bothered when enemies die and has been taught stuff like "Reading the battlefield."

I think RWBY characters would be similarly off-putting in their own way unless they were incredibly sheltered like Jaune or rich enough to have not ever encountered a Grimm until the the Beacon Test like Weiss. & even then, the lived experience, training and cultural awareness means they'd likely still come off as a little off-putting.

This also plays into how Ruby and Yang are seemingly quite... Not comfortable, but functional about the prospect of causing death or grievous bodily harm in a way most Shounen/action protags aren't.

Ruby, as far as she knew, sent Neo hurtling to her death in V3 and was at most momentarily shocked when Roman died & forgot all about it. Yang processed killing Adam in a very straightforward manner, she's not cavalier about it, but she'd made peace with it being a them or us situation right quick.

There's plenty of other examples but I think we've discussed it before.

But yeah, I just think its fun, even in series that can have similar degrees of destruction or death, their relative youth and manner with it would likely still make many locals be like (oO) & I think that's fun.

Oh yeah, this has always been a great idea for RWBY crossovers.

And one of my favorite/most interesting parts about is, as you touched on, how subtle Team RWBY’s whole vibe is and how it can potentially sneak up on others.

Like Team RWBY and really most of the show’s characters generally DON’T give off any real obvious ‘I come from a fucked-up deathworld’ vibes like being real dark, broody or even just looking anything the part. For anyone from a much more mundane setting/background, Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang generally come off as a friendly, likeable, good natured bunch without really anything all that offputting.

For about… eighty to ninety percent of the time.

But then you’ve got those 10-20% moments where the dark, serious ‘fantasy war-veteran’ sides of Team RWBY slip out. Like they might not even have been trying to hide it, it just comes out when things get serious.

Like maybe there is some big disaster or some other terrible event perhaps caused by the villains that leaves the more ‘normal’ characters/heroes frozen in shock and horror, meanwhile RWBY are just immediately jumping into the fray to fight or help however they can. With perhaps one or more doing the whole ‘slap the shock’ out of the other characters with a ‘We got work to do!’. And it’s just kind of�� unsettling how Team RWBY takes these events in stride.

Or to build off your point on Ruby and Yang, as well as Blake and Weiss, being ‘functionally alright’ with hurting/killing people*, there’s a LOT of juicy potential there for when Team RWBY goes up against more mundane villains.

Like just picture a situation where a villain is threatening innocents in a classic ‘you’ll have to KILL ME to stop me!’ standoff that has the heroes freezing up… only for Ruby to almost immediately just shoot said villain.

She certainly looks like she didn’t enjoy or even want to do it, but both how quickly she did it and how easily she seems to role with it afterwards are just REALLY unsettling.

And then there’s what I’d call the FLIPSIDE to all this in how Team RWBY deals with being in a world that might NOT actually be filled with monsters who are an ever-present existential threat to humanity.

Like even for someone who grew up more sheltered like Weiss that is almost certainly going to be a MASSIVE culture-shock. Not to mention that the only people with a frame of reference that Team RWBY would be able to talk to about this would likely be each other.

Even in settings that might have some kind of monsters threatening humanity such as most magical girl shows, the appearance and threat that these monsters pose are almost always a very RECENT occurrence that most people might not even know about. Generally in these settings, the ‘normal, mundane world’ IS the norm, with the dangerous and supernatural merely popping up on and off in isolated places.

It could really create this interesting contrast where Team RWBY finds the mundane world that their new friends consider ‘normal’ to be just a bit uncanny and unsettling. And even finding it a bit comforting when monsters or some other supernatural threat to fight shows up because that feels more NORMAL to them.

This is actually something I tried/am still trying to explore in my Kingdom Hearts crossover fic. Like Ruby musing on how to explain her whole huntress background to Sora, Kairi and Riku when to them, monsters are things that have existed in storybooks, while for Ruby monsters have always been REAL. Or Ruby even noting a comforting ‘return to normal’ when she starts fighting the Heartless.

I’ve even got ideas for Ruby, as well as Weiss, Blake and Yang further on, idly musing on whether the Grimm or Heartless are the worse to fight, with some of their new friends being just a BIT weirded out.

And that’s not even getting into the potential of Team RWBY interacting with various Disney movie settings. Like I’ll admit that I kinda REALLY want to have Ruby boom-headshot at least one Disney villain XD

*I will say, I’ve had a theory for a while that Ruby, even more so than her teammates, has particular ideological reasons to generally avoid killing people, specifically when we consider how Ruby specifically DOESN’T use her ‘walking grimm-blender’ style of fighting against human opponents. Personally I imagine Ruby seeing it as ‘I hunt MONSTERS, not people.’ That being said, I don’t see Ruby as having some strict ‘no-killing’ ‘one rule’, but rather that she views taking a life as a last resort.

[juanarc-thethird]

What do you want to do when the war is over?

Team RWBY and company rest near a campfire while enjoying each other's company.

Qrow: So kids, have plans for what you're going to do after this is over?

Ruby: I think I'll continue being a huntresses.

Weiss: I will take possession of what remains of my family business

Yang: I think I'll start teaching combat classes at some school like my dad.

Blake: I will work with my dad at Menagerie

Nora: Ren and I continue traveling, fighting monsters and saving the innocent.

Ren: *nods*

Oscar: I think I'll go back to my farm.

Qrow: That all sounds good. And how about you Juan, what do you plan to do when all this is over?

Jaune: First of all it's "Jaune". And what I want to do is find a woman who will work hard for me! I'm going to become a Househusband!

Qrow: Are you serious?

Jaune: Of course! After everything that happens, I want to live a quiet life cooking and doing housework, while I wait for my dear wife to return!

At that moment the girls of team RWBY began to imagine Jaune wearing an apron while cooking, telling them with a big smile "Welcome home, dear!" Well, most of them were thinking that.

Jaune: Maybe it is a bad dream?

Ruby: *Blushing* Not at all!

Weiss: *Trying to hide her blush* Nowadays it is normal to be a househusband.

Yang: *Winks at him* You would look great in an apron.

Blake: *Nose bleeding* Only wearing an apron., hehehe~ *She says quietly*

She was the one thinking something else.

Jaune: *Smiling* Thank you!

[superiorsturgeon]

Nora: How’s Jamie (Arkos son) doing? Magna (Renora daughter) says he lost his first tooth at school a week ago!

Pyrrha: *sighs and rubs her forehead* I think Jamie is too smart for his own good… 😓

Pyrrha: After he showed us the tooth, Jaune and I told him about the tooth fairy and how she would bring him five lien if he slept with his tooth under his pillow…

Nora: Five? We told Magna that she would only get one per tooth!

Pyrrha: Apparently everyone else at school does the same thing…

Pyrrha: Jamie found out and offered to hide his classmates’ teeth under his pillow for a share of the money! We only figured out what was happening after the twelfth tooth!

Pyrrha: *drops her face into her hands* My son has learned to commit healthcare fraud! 😫

Nora: …wow…

Nora: He was smart enough to skim profits but still believes in the tooth fairy…? 🤔

Pyrrha: *head on the table* …apparently my sweet, innocent baby has a natural instinct for crime…😭

[howi99]

Jeanne: *looking around the room* Hm... *Looking under the beds, only seeing Blake's "literature"* Oh oh! *Taking some of the books, browser through the pages* Aw, you got the censored version...

Blake: *spitting her drink* W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN CENSORED!?

Jeanne: *taking a book from her bag* They made two editions of the books, the second edition removed 4 chapters from the original script. *Give Blake her version of the book* If you want to know what true forbidden love is~

Blake: *taking the book, going straight to said chapters* Oh, OH! OHOHOH MY!~

"Bleiss": *curious* Can i-

Jaune: *putting his hand on her shoulder, adorning a face of pure disgust* The book was banned from every library of Remnant for a reason, Bleiss. You are too innocent for this kind of book.

"Bleiss": *rolling her eyes* I saw people kiss and hold hands you know? What can be lewder then that?

Jaune: *stunned by the amount of purity* ... I shall never leave you alone with my sister.

"Bleiss": W-what? Why!?

Ilia: *reading over Blake's shoulder* Oh-HOLY SHIT, it has pictures!?

Blake: *bleeding from her nose* Eheheheh~ *turning her head to look at Jeanne then Jaune* Now that's a nice idea~

Adam: *looking worriedly at Jaune* What's a "nice idea"?

Jaune: ... *Picking up Weiss in his arms, then start sprinting away*

"Bleiss": *blushing* J-Jaune?! What are you doing!?

Jaune: Saving your soul! And mine!

Adam: *panicking* JAUNE!? *Looking at Jeanne's book while unsheathing his sword* WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT BOOK OF YOURS!?

Jeanne: *sweating* Nothing! *Taking back the book from Blake* Nothing at all!

[infoglitch]

JAUNE IS A WHORE! Pt WHORE (get it?)

(Lancaster/Whiteknight edition.. plus corporate fraud I guess?)

(and before anyone asks why this ain't tagged whiterose as well? I don't feel like having my head being put on like yet by the thorns.)

Jaune found himself in a rather.. interesting predicament as he sat in front of yang and winter. The two women he previously slept with.

Jaune: so... Your not mad.. about when we uh... You know-

Winter: No Mr. Arc we- or more specifically I- am not about our copulation

Jaune: copu-what?

Yang: she ain't mad that you fucked her stupid

Winter: ... That aside we actually came to discuss a recent event.

Jaune: oh.. that being?

Both: you sleeping with Weiss and Ruby.

Jaune: oh... Look before you assume, I will say that Weiss dragged both me AND Ruby to the bedroom.

Winter: well that's obvious, Weiss May be able to stay pristine in public but give her an opportunity to let off steam she'll go full throttle.

Yang: damn weiss-queen is THAT repressed?

Winter and jaune both as jaune winced and massaged his hips.

Jaune: definitely... Gods she practically crushed my hips, though I was better of than ruby, I think her jaw still aches from-

Yang: OK! i don't feel like hearing that.

Jaune: ah sorry forgot you still her as innocent.

Winter: back to the main point I have one question for you Mr. Arc.

Jaune: uh sure fire away.

Winter: do you offer sessions.

Jaune & Yang:

WINTER WTF?!

Winter: I'm being honest here, your practically serving the entire schnee family with your uh... "Arc" all your missing is Whitley and you'd be boning the entire family.

Jaune: well...

Yang: no fuckin way.. you actually-

Jaune: i uh... I fucked Whitley while he dressed up as Weiss.

Winter:... Correction your fucking my entire family!

Jaune:...yeah.

Winter: jaune... Your a whore.