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Law & Crime: Mafia AU + Undercover Cop AU
Blake and Weiss are undercover cops who have been tasked to work for the infamous Arc mafia and their leader Jaune. They expect a calculating man... but they instead see someone who definitely doesn't fit the bill. In fact it seems like he is oblivious to the people around him being "taken care of" if he doesn't like something.
(Misunderstanding)
When they order to go to infiltrated the infamous Arc Mafia and get intel of their young leader Jaune Luna Arc. They had the expectation of him being cold, ruthless and calculating man with no morals and heart as black as Grimm hide behind his sheepish, dorky behavior...
"..d that's why I write down left and right on my shoes so when I somehow forget how to put on my which foot is left and right. I can look under my shoes and see it and all of my problem is gone."
Weiss and Blake nodded with a placid smile as they listen to Jaune who told them of his childhood tales and that of his family with a dorky smile on his face. They glanced at each other
"Are you sure the intel about him is right, Blake?" Weiss whispered to Blake who give a unsure shrugged.
"I'm starting to think it not the intel being wrong. Rather I think he isn't aware he's in fact the leader of a crime family from the tales he told us about his childhood and he didn't mention anything about the dark side of his family. Meaning he's a very good liar..." Blake theorized with a grimace
"Or he is utterly unaware of his family true nature." Weiss finished, also with a tight grimace on her face.
The two undercover cop realized their job was going to so diffcult when their target wasn't even aware of his family nature...or the fact how the fact he was densely oblivious to the people around him being "taken care of" if he doesn't like something.
#rwby#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#jaune arc#oblivious leader#dense jaune arc#law and crime au#law and crime au prompt#criminal au#criminal au prompt#mafia au#mafia au prompt#undercover cop au#undercover cop au prompt#misunderstanding#innocent jaune
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alright ain't no way Alyx actually made it out of there. I think they have the story swapped and Lewis sacrificed Alyx to the tree in order to leave and then wrote the story. There's a reason they specifically called him CLEVER and gave him the name LEWIS like Lewis Carroll
I think Alyx was given to the tree and became the Blacksmith - or someone or something else maybe idk. But Lewis 100% wrote The Girl Who Fell Through the World and I will die on that hill.
#rwby#rwby9#alyx rwby#lewis rwby#Jaune got it wrong#the cat is innocent and just wants to gtfo#free him
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Sweet Summer Child 3: The Return
Definitely has nothing to do with the latest episode. Promise.
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WBNPR: ...
Jaune: So that's basically everything.
Ren: ...Your girlfriend's mom...
Weiss: Thought you were trying to impregnate her...
Blake: By holding hands...
Pyrrha: And now you're dating both of them?
Nora: That's fucking awesome!
SR: Swear Jar!
Jaune: That's one way to put it, I guess.
Yang: Not really how I would describe it Nora. I was just getting used to him dating Ruby.
Weiss: So why aren't you "going all momma bear" on him then?
Yang: He's probably the only guy I know who wouldn't take advantage of them.
Blake: So they can't f-
SR: *Glare*
Blake: Have... private time?
Ruby: Private time?
Summer: Like reading a book together?
Ruby: Or playing video games!
Summer: We can do that!
Ruby: All the time!
Blake: ...
Yang: Don't you dare correct them.
Weiss: ...This is going to be a train wreck.
#rwby#rwby shitpost#innocent summer#rosebush knight#lancaster#summer knight#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#summer rose
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A Knight second chance 10
Jaune: *in a reclining chair* ...
Glynda: *patiently waiting for her student to open up* ...
Jaune: *Sigh* Professor Goodwitch, i honestly don't know what to talk about with you. You can ask my family about my past all you want. I think i'm fine.
Glynda: Someone who is "fine" doesn't almost destroy someone's mind with memories, Jaune.
Jaune: *rolling his eyes, while internally cringing to what he is about to say* She's a simple robot, Miss Goodwitch. I highly doubt she was made with the expectations of getting flooded with memories, feelings and sensation.
Glynda: Jaune, i can see your own disgust at what you just said. *Sigh* You don't see her as a machine. You stayed with her, awake, for two days straight so you could "fix" her. *Shaking her head* People don't act like that for a "simple robot".
Jaune: Tsk, fine. But still, my points stands: She never experienced human sensation, only an approximation. And she never experienced anything bad. The worst she lived through was boredom.
Glynda: *clearing her throat* You told Specialist Schnee that Penny lived through your biggest traumas. Something that shook her so much, she changed her demeanor completely. She lost most of her wanderlust and innocence, from what Specialist Schnee said.
Jaune: Well-
Glynda: *sigh* Jaune, i-
Jaune: *cutting her* Tell me, what is your favorite fairy tale?
Glynda: *surprised* What?
Jaune: *sigh* Mine was the girl who fell through the world. *Chuckle* I loved the characters, the settings, everything... *Looking at the shelves covered in books inside of Glynda's office* It was a nice story.
Glynda: *frown* Was?
Jaune: *scoff* Well, it doesn't tell the truth. *Shaking his head* There is no knight in rusted armor, saving the day on time, there is no cat giving you advice to go on in life and there is no tree that can help you become a better version of yourself.
Glynda: *sigh* Jaune, it's a children's book-
Jaune: ... *Mumbling* And yet, you believe those one...
Glynda: *frown* Excuse me?
Jaune: *sigh* Nothing.
_ Later _
Pyrrha: So, how was your session with professor Goodwitch?
Jaune: *sigh* As good as it will be for the foreseeable future... *Looking around* By the way, where is team RWBY?
Pyrrha: *shrug* Haven't seen them since yesterday-
Team RWBY, entering the cafeteria with nice silk scarf and a confused look upon their face
Nora: *waved at them* Hey, where were you all?
Weiss: *sigh* Blake heard there was a White Fang rally near the industrial district. She thought it was suspicious but... *Look at Blake*
Blake: *Blushing* How was i supposed to know!?
Russel: *from another table* Hey, those are the scarves my girlfriends make!
Ruby: *waving at him* She was super nice too! She said she would come visit you with a new shirt design!
Russel: Thanks for the heads up!
Yang: So anyway, turns out it was a charity event made by EX members of the White Fang, those who were part of it before they turned into a terrorist organization.
Nora: Oh~
Ruby: *giving them scarves* Weiss bought enough for our class... Twice.
Weiss: They are of the highest quality and the price they asked for was ridiculously small!
#jaune arc#glynda goodwitch#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#ruby rose#russel thrush#rwby#rwby au#a knight second chance
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Ruby's Lost Innocence...
Yang: Hey sis, whatcha thinking about?
Ruby: ...I like the lewd popping sound Jaune makes after he pulls out from me. đ đŚ đ
Yang: Sweet lord what happened to my innocent little sister...
We used to watch cartoons together. đ˘
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#rwby shitpost#yang xiao long
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Spirit Animals
Ruby: Hey guys! What's your spirit animal? Mine is a wolf, because they're cool!
Yang: Mine is a lion because they're powerful!
Blake: Mine is a jaguar, because they are fierce!
Weiss: Mine is a artic fox, because they are majestic~!
Nora: Mines a sloth! It's a sloth because they're epic!
Ren: Mine is a peacock because they are noble!
Pyrrha: My spirit animal is a fox, because they are innocent!
Jaune: My spirit animal is, Shin Gojira...
RWBYNPR: ...
Yang: Because it's cool? Being, godzilla?
Ruby: Cool? No, being Godzilla is freaking epic! Right, Jaune?
Jaune: No...
Ruby: No?
Jaune: It's pain...
Ren: Pain?
Jaune: Shin Gojira's life is pain, it's existence is agony, it's life is sorrow... I can really relate with that.
RWBYNPR: ...
Nora: Ruby...
Ruby: Y-Yeah...?
Nora: This was a bad idea...
Pyrrha: A really bad idea...
Ruby: Ohhh... nerts...
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#lie ren
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Can we get people thinking Ruby and Penny are innocent girls. But when we overheard what they are talking to each other about, it is perverted things that they want to do with Jaune. They are a duo of cute perverted ladies that want that blonde.
#rwby#rwby shitpost#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#ruby rose#penny polendina#jaune arc#lancaster#arculus rift#arculus rose#nuts n dolts
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Emerald And Jaune are making out on a couch, Emerald straddling Jaune
Jaune: *Pulls away, breathing heavily* Wow you're really Int-
Jaune: *Jumping up* AH! PENNY!
Penny: Salutations!
Emerald: *Picking herself off the floor* Ow- How long were you there for?!?
Penny: Two Minutes.
Jaune: Were- Were you just watching Us?
Penny: Yes!
Emerald: Why?!?!?
Penny: I am interested in learning more about physical intimacy, and figured that you would not mind my observation, given you are in an open, public area.
Jaune: That's ... Fair enough I suppose.
Emerald: In the future, Ask whoever you're watching. Or JUST Don't watch!
Penny: Understood! I apologize for overstepping the boundaries, and will not do so in the future!
Jaune: So ... Is there anything else you wanted?
Penny: Might I join you for a time?
Emerald: What? Like a Threesome?
Penny: If you mean the Three of us engaging in a romantic or sexual act of intimacy together, Yes!
Emerald: *Looks to Jaune*
Jaune: ... *Shrugs* I mean, I don't see why not if you don't.
Emerald: Then I guess you can Penny.
Penny: Sensational!
~Several Hours later~
Ruby: JAUNE! PENNY! EMERALD! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!
Jaune: *Chugging a 5-Gal Jug of Powerade* Hey Rubes. Me and Emerald accidentally awakened Penny's libido.
Jaune: I suspect I have 6 to 12 seconds before she finds me again or Emerald tags out.
Thieve's Respite Wraps around Jaune's midsection
Jaune: I figured. I would suggest leaving the are for your own innocence. If you don't see me in Six Hours, have emergency fluids ready.
Jaune: *Getting yanked back* AAAH-
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#rwby shitpost#penny polendina#emerald sustrai#topaz#rwby topaz#arculus rift#circuitbreaker#rwby circuitbreaker#robotic knight#rwby robotic knight#kyber knight#steel jewel#rwby steel jewel
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Nora: Howâs Jamie (Arkos son) doing? Magna (Renora daughter) says he lost his first tooth at school a week ago!
Pyrrha: *sighs and rubs her forehead* I think Jamie is too smart for his own good⌠đ
Pyrrha: After he showed us the tooth, Jaune and I told him about the tooth fairy and how she would bring him five lien if he slept with his tooth under his pillowâŚ
Nora: Five? We told Magna that she would only get one per tooth!
Pyrrha: Apparently everyone else at school does the same thingâŚ
Pyrrha: Jamie found out and offered to hide his classmatesâ teeth under his pillow for a share of the money! We only figured out what was happening after the twelfth tooth!
Pyrrha: *drops her face into her hands* My son has learned to commit healthcare fraud! đŤ
Nora: âŚwowâŚ
Nora: He was smart enough to skim profits but still believes in the tooth fairyâŚ? đ¤
Pyrrha: *head on the table* âŚapparently my sweet, innocent baby has a natural instinct for crimeâŚđ
#rwby#pyrrha nikos#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#renora#lie ren x nora valkyrie#ren x nora#rwbabies#Jamie Nikos-arc#magna ren
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The Diary of Penny Polendina
The other day I was inspired to try working on a different NeverFell Projects installment, one that would probably be a lot shorter and quicker to write, because it's not like I care that deeply about Penny, right??
Well, I was incredibly wrong. ^^; So wrong that I'm actually having trouble with this story now...essentially, Penny goes through a bit of a 'rebellious phase' (gross oversimplification, but that's all you get for now) and there are, surprisingly, a lot of aspects of that character arc that I want to explore. Plus, a pivotal connection with Pyrrha, the climax of which I haven't quite figured out yet...
God only knows if I'll be able to finish, or if I'll just write the first 2/3rds of the story and leave it at that. But I figured I might as well warm up by talking about the designs. ^^
Penny's new look is basically 'Disney's Pinocchio, color picked from Arthur Watts' character design'~
I didn't necessarily want her to look evil, just...bolder. Like she specifically picked 'daring' items that maybe her father or Ironwood's PR team would rather she didn't wear, at least not compared to the more innocent frilly pastels she had on before. Between the chest window, midriff, and short sleeves, she's actually showing a lot more skin than before, despite still being 90% covered up. ^^;
Those multicolored wrist accessories are prototype weapons invented by Dr. Watts, that mix and pressurize Dust from the cartridges to cast "artificial magic". This way I get to do a bit of the 'Winter Maiden Penny' stuff in this Vol. 3-locked AU~
Penny's magic usage is one of the things that stumped me when writing this story...In NeverFell, magic isn't just glowy rainbow lasers or weather powers-- it essentially allows the user access to any conceivable semblance at any time; its potential is limitless. Being a beginner, Penny would probably just come up with one signature 'spell' to use in tandem with her Floating Array...but I can't decide what I want her to do. ^^; I think I'd like for her to do something connected to dance, because I feel like that's something unique to her, the way she dances with her weapons before striking. Nobody ever points out how the "robot" in the cast is the one who chooses to spend energy on unnecessary movements that aren't even used to maneuver around an enemy; they're just cute and fun. ^^ I think that's a great encapsulation of who Penny is~
Redesigning Pyrrha is always super difficult, because her original design is so perfect. But I like this end result a LOT. ^^ I may need to adjust the pant legs a bit, but overall it feels like a very believable alt outfit that keeps the spirit of the character.
Pyrrha is another one of the stumbling blocks in this story, because I'm now forced to create at least one malleable personality trait for her-- i.e. one that isn't intrinsically tied to Jaune and/or the plot. Something that she could actually take into a meaningful relationship with a different character... I had the idea to expand her "I'm sorry!" gag into a real guilt complex, where she has trouble letting go of instances where she's made mistakes or hurt someone. In this case, dismembering Penny 1.0 and essentially ending her life. :T She seeks out 2.0 in a desperate effort to make things right, and ends up helping her with ...things, and growing as people or whatever, and all that other stuff I have yet to write. ^^;
I just realized that Pyrrha could use her polarity semblance to pull Penny towards her in a situation where they need to reach each other...that's so cute. ^^ I gotta remember that~
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Integra Need a Drink (RWBY/Hellsing)
Integra looked at Seras with a straight look on her face.
Integra: Seras.
Seras: *drinking a blood favor smoothie* Hmm?
Integra: Whatâs that in your hand?
The young true vampire looked at her smoothie and to her master.
Seras: *confused* AhhhhâŚItâs a smoothie Integra? Do you want some? It blood favor~!
Integra gave Seras a deadpan look as he turned to look at the other person who was standing there and holding hands with Seras with a dissonant smile.
Jaune:
Integra:..no thanks youâŚ
The head of the Hellsing Organization turned her back on the duo so she can go to her office and down an entire bottle of hard liquor to ease the stress of her headache.
#my post#poll winner#late story#rwby#rwby shitpost#hellsing#hellsing shitpost#integra hellsing#seras hellsing#seras victoria#jaune arc#jausera#traumatized innocence#shipping post#meme post#crossover au#my writing
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Dragonslayer fun
Cut to the dragonslayer home as jaune glares at an amused yang.
Yang:*Chuckling* Hey baby are you ok?
Jaune: *Slightly glaring at her.* No you came up to me all sweet and innocent and loving and then you reach down and grabbed a handful of sausage and taters. The problem with that is your hands were freezing fucking cold.
Yang: *Sporting a smug smile.* Dose that mean that you were frozen stiff
Jaune: *Grumbles as he tires to stifle his laugh.*
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Yang's Reality
Blake: With Ruby dating Jaune, I think you need to accept she isn't as innocent as she used to be.
Yang: What are you talking about? She still watches Scooby-Doo every morning.
Blake: After coming back from spending the night in JNPR's dorm.
Yang: She likes sleepovers.
Blake: ...You never notice how ruffled up her pajamas and hair are after she comes back?
Yang: She's a hard sleeper.
Blake: ...Are you pulling a Jaune or-
Yang: Listen here Kit-Kat, there a few things that I've had to build my whole world around to keep myself sane.
Yang: 1. Raven Branwen is a massive bitch. 2. Summer Rose is the best mom ever. 3. My tits are huge. and 4. Ruby is the innocent little gun nut that she's always been.
Yang: If any one of those pillars were to fall than I would literally fall apart as a person.
Yang: So, Ruby is just going over to have sleepovers with team JNPR because they're fun and dorky like she is. All of her ripped leggings is just because she's clumsy sometimes. She really did just lose most of her panties and rolls around a lot when she sleeps. Got it!?
Blake: ...
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sugar sugar rune x twst au word salad

âThe heart is yours to take, but you must not allow yours to be taken.â
The concept of this AU borrows a lot of ideas from the animanga Sugar Sugar Rune! ^^ Itâs an older shojo series that I always think of when Halloween season arrives. Sugar Sugar Rune is about two years witches who are best friends, Chocolat and Vanilla, who compete to capture the most hearts in the human world. Whoever is victorious will become queen of the Magical Worldâbut with love comes danger. If their own hearts get stolen, then they can lose their lives.
I should add, I currently donât intend to write a fic based on this, I just wanted to braindump my ideas out and speculate on how this AU would work.
And now, without further adoâŚ!
I think a good place to start is to explain the key points about the world and other relevant lore! Then we will get into the characters. (No story spoilers though, this AU wonât follow the original plot of Sugar Sugar Rune to a T!)
So the Magical World of Sugar Sugar Rune is where all magical creatures, including witches and wizards, reside. In the Magical World, ecure (or hearts), crystallized emotions, serve as an energy source and currency. Mages must frequently venture into the Human World in order to "harvest "pick up"/harvest ecure since humans have the unique ability to regenerate their hearts even when already stolen. Contrasting humans, mages only have one heart. That means if a mage's heart is taken, they will surely die. When mages fall in love with one another, they exchange their hearts during their wedding vows. They have to be careful who they fall in love with, as they can literally "die of a broken heart" if their partner betrays them. It's ill-advised for a mage to fall in love with a human, as while humans lack the ability to "pick up" hearts, a mage has to voluntarily hand their heart over if they reach a certain point (the color red)
Speaking of red!! Ecure/hearts can come in various colors depending on the emotion associated with it. Each color (and thus emotion) is associated with a different value, which roughly aligns with the value of the Japanese yen. The values are, as follows:
Yellow or Jaune - surprise, fear (5 ecure)
Orange - love at first sight, crush, infatuation (300 ecure)
Green or Vert - friendship (350 ecure)
Rainbow - happiness, delight, amusement (500 ecure)
Pink or Rose - the beginning stages of love, sweet love (1000 ecure)
Purple or Violet - lust, forbidden love (2500 ecure)
Blue or Bleu - respect (3000 ecure)
Red or Rouge - passionate love (5000 ecure)
Black or Noir - hatred, jealousy (no known value, hurts mages) I think this works really well with the concept of Blot in Twstâ
White or Blanc - innocence (no known value, purified black heart; has restorative or healing properties)
Besides serving as energy and currency, ecure are also a way of counting points for Queen Candidacy. In the Magical World, the ruler is determined not by birth by through a competition in which candidates compete to see who can collect the most ecure (I believe over the span of a year). In the original Sugar Sugar Rune, the two candidates are Vanilla and Chocolat. The former is shy, sweet, and sort of a crybaby, with her mother being the current queen. Chocolat is the daughter of the queen's former competitor and comes off as more of a brash tomboy.
So what I'm proposing for the Sugar Sugar Rune x Twst AU is :DD basically keep all the lore but replace the two protags with MALLEUS (as Vanilla) AND LEONA (as Chocolat). They wonât be besties like the original MCs were, but more like traditional rivals because it would be funny lmao
Malleus is the more regal and composed of the two (he is literally a crown prince), so he has that obvious parallel with Vanilla. Not only that, but he's more withdrawn and has deep insecurities about being alone (also similar to Vanilla). I think his reputation could play well into the AU as well; in the Magical World, everyone fears him so heâs used to being aloneâbut in the Human World, heâs beloved for being awkward and mysterious (reflecting the international Twst fandomâs adoration for the guy). Malleus would feel obligated to win to carry on his familyâs legacy but also because he feels like if he doesnât, he has nothing left. No friends, no people to keep at his sideâbut if he has the status of King, then heâll have a whole nation looking to him. Since his mom is uh⌠âwith the starsâ, the current Magical World queen could be his grandmother, and Malleus may feel like he has that legacy to live up to.
Leona, like Chocolat, is the underdog. What he lacks in status (as crown prince) he makes up for in intelligence and charisma, which nets him many followers in the Magical World. He comes off as tough and hard to approach to humans who arenât used to his demanding attitude though, so it puts him at a disadvantage in the competition. Heâs very much the âbad boyâ similar to how Chocolat wasnât a traditionally girly girl, but itâs ultimately the heart of gold buried underneath his hard edges that will eventually put him toe-to-toe with Malleus. I think Leonaâs reasoning for wanting to be King would be similar to what he expresses in his original source materialâto prove himself worthy, regardless of the family or order he was born in. Maybe he was almost not considered to be a candidate at all and his brother Falena was supposed to compete? Or alternatively, Falena is Malleusâs real competitor but Leona snuck into the Human World as an upstart/self-imposed third entry đ
Chocolat and Vanilla have a mentor mage in the Human World named Robin (who is a famous rock star fjsvwisnksks). Heâs the one who explains things to them and serves as their guardian figure while they room together and study at a human school for the Queen Candidacy.
What Iâm thinking is that Leona and Malleus will venture into the Human World under the guidance of⌠Crowley 𤥠LISTEN, IT WOULD BE FUNNY Crowley does a lot of the exposition in Twst, so he could reprise that role here. He is also vain and thinks highly of himself (but ultimately cherishes his students) like Robin. Picture Crowley having to mediate between Leona and Malleus fighting every second of the day while living togetherâ
Thatâs honestly all we need to replace to get the AU rolling. If we want to, we could expand the Queen (King now I guess) Candidacy to have more candidates. Then maybe the other Twst characters could also participate but the story could still center on Malleus and Leona as the two to âkeep an eye onâ/audience favorites.
I donât really know where Iâm going with this đ¤ but I do think this could be a fun AU for like. Yume/self insert scenarios so you can angst about whether your feelings are real or fabricated so [insert mage of choice here] can harvest ya like a plant⌠Or angst about not being able to be with [insert mage of choice here] because they might literally perish⌠Many possibilities!
#twst#twisted wonderland#Malleus Draconia#twst x reader#Leona Kingscholar x Reader#Malleus Draconia x Reader#Leona Kingscholar#twst au#twisted wonderland au#Dire Crowley#Meleanor Draconia#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#au#sugar sugar rune#notes from the writing raven#chocolat meilleure#vanilla mieux#queen candy#rockin robin#Maleanor Draconia#Maleficia Draconia#Falena Kingscholar#Farena Kingscholar
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Blake: *taking a deep breath* Ah~ The smell of the sea, the beautiful beach! *Looking back at the rest of her team* Finally a break!
Jaune: *sigh* Ugh, i would prefer going back to school.
Blake: *frowning* And why's that?
Jaune: *looking at her* Your country is either in flames or flooded all the time, the faune and flora wants humankind demise and the second i took a foot here, someone called me a cunt!
Blake: *serious* What's the context?
Jaune: *pensive* ... I think they said "Look at ya, poor cunt. The sheila are going to tear ya apart!" ... Whatever a sheila is.
Blake: *looking up and down at Jaune* Good news, he wasn't insulting you. Bad news, you need to change your clothes and haircut as soon as possible or you WILL finish up dried up in a motel.
Jaune: *innocent dumb look, not understanding the innuendo* ... Eh?
Blake: *putting her hand on his shoulder* If ya don't change ya clothes right now, ya will know the second definition of the word "mate", mate.
Ilia: *already walking to the beach with her surf board, looking at Jaune* Not gonna lie, you do look like a piece of meat ready to be eaten by a bunch of predators.
Jaune: *looking at Adam, a perplexed look on his face* What?
Adam: *putting his hand on Jaune's other shoulder* Blond with blue eyes, a bit tan with all the outside work we are doing... Mate, you are a thirst trap for missus.
Ilia: Or their daughters.
Jaune: ... *Looking at "Bleiss"* Do you-
Bleiss: *shaking her head* I don't have a single idea of what they are talking about. Their accent seems to have turned up a notch the second they got out of school.
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Merry ChristmAss
(Canon divergence, obviously)
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"Thank you all for inviting me over for Nondescript Winter Holiday, Ms Rose" Jaune said as he sipped his hot coco. A large blush covered his face as he sat on the living room sofa. "And this hot cocoa is amzing, Ms Belladonna"
Flanking him from all sides were Team Rwby's mothers, sipping hot chocolate and chatting with the flustered blonde. After the fall of atlas, his Everafterian adventure, and the the shell shock of returning home, he was glad to have some company in during the winter festivies. With Ren and Nora enjoying their own date and team RWBY no to be found, he'd being lying if he wasn't a little happy that their mothers invited him to spent the holidays with them. Even if it was a little weird.
"Think nothing of it, Jaune" The chirper and perky voice of Summer Rose said. She sat down a platter of cookies infront of him, giving him a generous view of her bust before she headed back to the kitchen "It's the least we can do for you since you've been keeping our girls safe all this time~"
To his left sat Kali Belladonna. She place a gentle had on his thigh and smiled, "And no need to be so formal my dear, we are all friends here, so first names are fine~"
*After all you won't be speaking for long* She thought as she decretely licked her lips.
Jaune sipped more hot cocoa and sighed. True he was present for aa lot of their adventure, but in truth he didn't feel worthy of their praise and addoration. In fact, ever since he got back he's constantly began doubting himself as a hero. If he was a hero, why was everything so hard, why couldn't he protect anyone.
As if she could sense his inner termoil, Willow took up residence on his right. Placing a gentle hand on his shoulder, she leaned in and kissed his cheek, her other hand rubbing his other thigh.
"Jaune..." she started, "You may not know it, but you've change alot more lives than you believe." A blush graced her pale as she continued, "I can say for certain you've change mine."
From the other side, Kali watched with a cheeky smirk. "Easy there, Willow....Otherwise he might not want the present we got him~"
Jaune perked up at the word present. Even though he's been through hell, a fairytale world with an annoying cat, and the faced down the immortal grimm queen, he's still a child at heart.
"You got me a present?!" He squeeked, barely containing as he bounced in his seat. The sight and reaction of the boy sent pangs of lust through the bodies of Willow and Kali. Both women leaned into his side and began attempting to calm him down.
Hearing the commotion, Summer returned with a smile on her face. " I never tire of seeing kids jump for joy during nondescript winter holiday~" She sat on the coffee table in front of him as she continues "Yes, we got you a gift......In fact, I think IT'S TIME!!"
Jaune was confused as to why she yelled, but quickly came to the assumption that his friends were in another room with his gift. He kept is innocent smile until he saw two figures walking into the room. One being Raven Branwen, bandit queen and biologic mother of Yang. The other the immortal grimm queen herself, Salem.
"Surprise~~" she sang with a smirk as she watched Jaune get up to confront her, only for Willow and Kali to pull him back into his seat.
"Now now, that won't do~. And i came all this way just for you too~" she pouted playfully
"What is she talking about?!" Jaune demanded as he looked at the other three present.
The women smiled and rose from their positions joining Raven and Salem in front of him.
"Well...I know who stressed you've been lately, and I know we all grow tired of this war. I swear Ozpin is just gonna get our children kill in his wars, just like he did my Tai.." Summer growled before her smile returned "so I made a little with Salem here, and she agreed to stop her war on Ozpin..But." she booped his nose again "You have to do something for her~"
While his training and experiences told him to run and get reinforcments, his curiousity told him to wait and see what the grimm woman wanted. If he could end the war without anymore blood shed, he do it. Even if it ment his sacrifice.
"Alright, what does she want me to do?" he replied, patiently waiting for a reply.
Salem smiled and chuckled at his agreence. She closed the distance between them and pulled his chin upwards so his gaze met hers. "Tell me boy are you familiar withwhat your generation calls "Cake"?"
He nodded slowly.
At his confermation, she stood up and turned around, the rest of the women joining her. Before he could ask what they were doing or what this had to do with her request, he watched as each of them dropped their bottoms exposing their fat milfy ass to him.
"Ah...a....aa..." he stammered repeatedly, making the five women giggle.
"As for what you must do, dear boy, You must devour my "cake" until I'm thoroughly satisfied~" Salem purred
"And as a reward for your heroic deed, you can eat all of ours for dessert~" Kali purred next, giving her bellabooty a mighty slap to make it ripple.
Jaune sat on the sofa dumbfounded. After everything he's been through, everything he's seen, nothing could have prepared him for this. He had five curvy milfs standing with their asses out and telling him to eat them. He pinched himself to ensure he wasn't dreaming or still in the Everafter. He would slap himself until a shadowy tentacle wrapped around his arms and dragged him forward until he kneeled before Salem's massive pale moon.
"What are you waiting for?" She teased as she looked down on him. She placed one of her deceptively strong hands on his head and pushed him into her ass.
"Bon appetite~"
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Yes, I made an entire prompt around this image I had commissioned.
Anyways, please support the artist Prayforcummies. They did a really great job on it, and I should probably get one for team RWBY and Cinder since, you know...Salem's here
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