#infused alcohol

[folkiewitchiewoman]

[war-forged-storms]

I prioritized learning how to make edibles from scratch so when I get my own lil trans stoner partner, I can make them a lil treat with an astronomical strength and have them be sent to a hazey state of my own creation before I fuck them sweetly (or not so sweetly) into my mattress <3

[the-messhall]

Peach Sweet Tea Infused Burbon

[mylambandmartyr]

I’ve said this before but It’s so funny that the Punisher show writers expected people to believe that David Lieberman wasn’t doing anything more than drinking in his hideout. That is clearly a man who can’t function without three separate substances in his bloodstream. He should’ve been onscreen taking fat bong rips and snorting Xanax in between hacking homeland security databases and torrenting niche gay fetish porn.

[doing-something-unholy]

*family guy death pose* im so tired lmao

But ren faire was fun!! Had crepes, ramen, dole whip <3 and i got a thurible and resin incense finally!

[gojoest]

kishibe is very heavy on my mind btw . always

[rosecoloredtarot]

Hagging Out in May

Woo! Welcome to my first hagging out participation. Hagging out has been on my radar since I turned 30 in October. I had actually first heard of it only after I was eligible to participate. But I wasn’t really feeling the prompt, and then it wasn’t on the forefront of my mind so I completely forgot about it (thanks ADHD). Anyhoo, I get home on Friday, already planning on making an infused gin and what is the first post I see on tumblr? This month’s prompt of throwing shit in a jar for an infusion. Well that’s a few too many stars aligning to ignore. So please enjoy the pictures of my Strawberry Gin!

he ingredients, super simple. Just some fresh strawberries and a midtier gin. I almost did blueberries instead, but strawberries were a bit cheaper.

Cut those suckers up. I did quarters because reasons.

The berries came up higher than I intended but whatever. Just cover them up, seal it up and wait.

I’m probably going to let them sit for at least a week, but haven’t gotten that far yet. After just a day, the strawberries lost most of their color and are this lovely blush pink. I love the bleaching effect that happens. I’ll take a picture when I get home.

Was this made to be magical? Nope, I just wanted a tasty drink. BUT both strawberries and gin have magical correspondences that I can’t begin to remember right now. So maybe down the line this will have a purpose. Or maybe it’ll just be a cocktail.

Special thank you to @graveyarddirt for including me, this was a lot of fun :)

[nuclearspring-a]

posted the bio and immediately a montage of stupid shit my courier has done started playing in my mind's eye

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

the options in that strongest alcohol you've tried ~and enjoyed~ poll are a mess on their own, but even the premise of enjoyment and ABV being correlated in the first place is just like. your understanding of what makes alcoholic beverages delicious is so mistaken i don't even know where to begin answering this

[earnedmagic]

make peach preserves! or peach infused alcohol

compelling but we have over a dozen jars of jam in this house and well over a dozen mini bonne maman jars and i think if i make more tess will start trying to foist them off on school children

[chaoswillcalmusdown]

me: not very into alcohol

also me: weak for a cool cocktail place

[borealing]

honestly once u start making your own alcohols its a slippery slope to going "damn i wonder if i could make this" when you drink literally anything

anyway. im gonna make limoncello!

[fredbydawn]

Listen, I don’t like to simp for brands, but the strawberries and cream Dr Pepper makes me wanna suck dick under a dock

[angelf00d]