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PLEASE GET DADDY A KITKAT
delta. delta. please. i need you to get me a kitkat from the gas station. delta no you don't understand i cannot get out of this chair im greening out dude . no. no not greening out like what you do when you make my eyes see in shards of green like i smoked way too much grass-- no no delta please. please get me a kitkat im begging you. i dont care that you're incorporeal figure it out ill owe you one you tiny little prick i love you so much please get daddy a kitkat
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Before Lionblaze could argue, another shape burst through the billowing smoke to stand beside Squirrelflight. His eyes glared; his gray fur was matted together and stuck with bits of burnt leaf and twig. Confused by the smoke and flames, Hollyleaf almost thought she was seeing one of her warrior ancestors, until she recognized Ashfur.
Squirrelflight dropped the branch. âHelp me push it into the fire!â she yowled.
Grabbing the branch in strong jaws, Ashfur thrust it past the wall of flame and into the ever-narrowing patch of ground where Hollyleaf and her brothers huddled. But Hollyleaf didnât feel any sense of relief. There was a look in Ashfurâs eyes that she didnât understand: the look of a cat who had just spotted an unexpected juicy bit of prey.
The branch made a bridge through the flames, but Ashfur stood at the other end of it, blocking the way to safety. Lionblaze nudged Jayfeather to his paws; Hollyleaf took a step toward the branch, then paused. She felt a cold weight in herbelly when she looked into Ashfurâs glittering blue eyes.
âAshfur, get out of the way.â Squirrelflightâs voice was puzzled. âLet them get out!â
âBrambleclaw isnât here to look after them now,â Ashfur sneered.
Hollyleaf felt her fur beginning to rise. What did Ashfur mean?
Lionblazeâs golden pelt was bristling, too. âWhat have you done with my father?â he howled through the flame.
Ashfur looked at him pityingly; his eyes were twin points of fire amid the burning forest. âWhy would I waste my time with Brambleclaw?â
The main branch was too solid to catch fire easily, but the leaves on it had shriveled and the twigs were beginning to smoke. Hollyleaf realized that they didnât have much time before their bridge to safety would be ablaze.
Squirrelflight staggered up to Ashfur. Hollyleaf had never seen her mother so angry. Her fur bristled with fury; she looked like a warrior of TigerClan. Yet it was obvious that the climb to the top of the cliff, followed by her struggle with the branch, had weakened her, and she was exhausted.
âYour quarrel with Brambleclaw has to stop,â she hissed. âToo many moons have passed. You have to accept that Iâm Brambleclawâs mate, not yours. You canât keep trying to punish Brambleclaw for something that was always meant to be.â
Ashfurâs ears flicked up in surprise. âI have no quarrel with Brambleclaw.â
Hollyleaf exchanged a shocked glance with Lionblaze. âThatâs not how it looks to me,â he muttered.
âI couldnât care less about Brambleclaw,â Ashfur continued. âItâs not his fault he fell for a faithless she-cat.â
Faithless? A growl began to build in Hollyleaf âs throat, but then she stopped and watched the cats on the other side of the blazing branches. Something ominous was taking place in front of her, and even with flame roaring around them she felt a sudden chill. She shrank closer to Lionblaze and Jayfeather, whose head was up, his sightless eyes intent, as if he could see the confrontation between his mother and Ashfur.
âI know you think Iâve never forgiven Brambleclaw for stealing you from me, but youâre wrong, and so is every cat that thinks so. My quarrel is with you, Squirrelflight.â Ashfurâs voice shook with rage. âIt always has been.â
Horrified, Hollyleaf took a step back and felt her hind paws begin to slip on the edge of the cliff. Her head spun as lightning stabbed out and thunder drowned all other sounds, even the roaring fire. For a heartbeat she dangled over empty air, and she let out a strangled yowl.
Then she felt firm teeth meet in her scruff; blinking against the smoke, she realized that Lionblaze was hauling her back to safety. But there was no safety: only the hungry flames, and Ashfur blocking the end of the branch with fury in his eyes. Fiery sparks floated down on all three young cats, scorching their fur, and flames licked the underside of the branch; fear flooded afresh through Hollyleaf when she saw that it was already beginning to smolder.
Ashfur has to let us get out! But Hollyleaf couldnât find any words to plead with him. What was happening here didnât have anything to do with them, even if they died because of it.
âAll this was moons ago.â Squirrelflight sounded puzzled. âAshfur, I had no idea you were still upset.â
âUpset?â Ashfur echoed. âIâm not upset. You have no idea how much pain Iâm in. Itâs like being cut open every day, bleeding onto the stones. I canât understand how any of you failed to see the blood. . . .â
His eyes clouded and his voice took on a wild, distant tone, as if he could see the blood spilling out of him now, sizzling on the burning ground. Terror burst through Hollyleaf and she pressed closer to her brothers. This cat was more dangerous than the storm or the fire, or the fall lurking perilously close to her hind paws.
Desperately she tried to step onto the end of the branch. At once Ashfur rounded on her, fully conscious again, his teeth bared in a snarl.
âStay there!â Turning to face Squirrelflight but keeping one paw on the branch, he hissed, âI canât believe you didnât know how much you hurt me. You are the blind one, not Jayfeather. Who do you think sent Firestar the message to go down to the lake, where the fox trap was? I wanted him to die, to take your father away so youâd know the real meaning of pain.â
Hollyleaf âs shocked gaze met Lionblazeâs. âHe tried to kill Firestar?â she gasped. âHeâs mad!â
Determination glittered in Lionblazeâs eyes, and he bunched his muscles for a giant leap. âIâm going to fight him.â
âNo!â Hollyleaf fastened her teeth in his shoulder fur. âYou canât!â Her words were muffled now. âHeâll just push you into the fire.â
âBrambleclaw saved Firestar then,â Ashfur went on to Squirrelflight. âBut heâs not here now. Heâs not hereâbut your kits are.â
Squirrelflightâs eyes blazed. For a heartbeat Hollyleaf thought she was going to pounce on the gray warrior, but she knew that exhausted and in pain, her mother would have no chance. Squirrelflight seemed to realize it, too. She drew herself up, head high; she was trembling, but her voice was clear and brave.
âEnough, Ashfur. Your quarrel is with me. These young cats have done nothing to hurt you. Do what you like with me, but let them out of the fire.â
âYou donât understand.â Ashfur looked at her as if he was seeing her for the first time; his voice was puzzled and petulant. âThis is the only way to make you feel the same pain that you caused me. You tore my heart out when you chose Brambleclaw over me. Anything I did to you would never hurt as much. But your kits . . .â He looked through the flames at Hollyleaf and her brothers, his eyes narrowing to dark blue slits. âIf you watch them die, then youâll know the pain I felt.â
The flames crackled threateningly closer; Hollyleaf felt as if the heat was about to sear her pelt into ashes. She edged backward, only to feel the edge of the hollow give way under her hind paws. The three of them were pressed tightly together, so close that if one of them lost their balance, all three would be dragged off the cliff. Hollyleaf couldnât control the trembling that shook her whole body as her glance flickered between the cliff and the fire.
Jayfeather was crouched close to the ground, looking tinier than ever with his pelt slicked flat by the rain. Lionblazeâs claws were unsheathed, glinting as the lightning flashed out again, but the tension in his haunches didnât come from preparing to leap at Ashfur; it came from the effort of keeping himself on the top of the cliff.
Squirrelflight raised her head, her gaze locked on Ashfurâs crazed eyes. âKill them, then,â she meowed. âYou wonât hurt me that way.â
Ashfur opened his jaws to reply, but said nothing. Hollyleaf and her brothers stared at their mother. What was Squirrelflight saying?
Squirrelflight took a step away from them, and glanced carelessly over her shoulder. Her green eyes were fiercer than Hollyleaf had ever seen them, with an expression she couldnât read.
âIf you really want to hurt me, youâll have to find a better way than that,â Squirrelflight snarled. âThey are not my kits.â
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Does Fluttershy think gay people are real?
tf you mean. she IS a gay people
do drugs responsibly
hooray for bearded women!!!
#fluttershy art#rainbow dash art#tree hugger#tree hugger mlp#flutterdash#fluttershy x rainbow dash#rainbow dash x fluttershy#rainbowshy#poly shipping#gay ponies#lesbian ponies#mlp gay#mlp shipping#mlp ship art#my little pony ship#mlpfim#my little pony#friendship is magic#mlp#fanart#fan comic#mlp fanart#mlp fandom#my little pony fanart#my little pony fandom#mlp friendship is magic#my little pony: friendship is magic#my little pony friendship is magic#drug mention#cw // drugs
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#nicktoons unite#danny phantom#fairly odd parents#spongebob squarepants#dewdles#weed mention#i kept reminding myself to post on tumblr for the past few days and only now i remembered OAJFDSKFJS#drug mention
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I know one of Danielâs daughters saw him on tv wearing sunglasses at night and what appears to be a fresh manicure and called up the other daughter like âso dadâs definitely cranking and snuffing againâ
#i love you alive dead girl#interview with the vampire#iwtv#eric bogosian#daniel molloy#tv#2020s#words#meme#interview with the vampire spoilers#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire season 2#iwtv s2#drug mention
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house mdâs worst and best hate crime is wilsonâs âi should have spent my life being more like you. i shouldâve been a manipulative, self centred, narcissistic ass who brought misery to everything and everyone in his lifeâ followed by houseâs âyouâd still have cancerâ and then wilsonâs âyeah, but at least iâd feel like i deserved it!â house risks his entire life to let wilson do too much chemo. wilson didnât even ask him to do it. house gives up the last of his vicodin to stop wilsonâs pain. he lies to wilson about it. house tells wilson that all they need in life is each other. house promises to let wilson die in his apartment instead of being taken to a hospital. he risks everything because wilson asks him to. then wilson tells house that he deserves cancer. there is no fucking reason for this. itâs the best thing they ever did.
#this is absolutely the ultimate hate crime#nothing makes me happier than unnecessary violence#thereâs just something about it#house md#hilson#hate crimes md#cancer mention#drug mention#house md spoilers#+
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25 SHOCKING TRUTHS ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD TV SHOWSđ±
1. POKEMON - ash is in a coma and the show is he's dreaming
2. RUGRATS - the babies are on drugs
3. edd edd eddy - they died in 1962 (tuberculosis)
4. scoopy doo - theyre on drugs too and the dog cant really talk :(
5. rugrats - angela is in a coma and the show is her dream
6. spongbob - songebob is in a coma and the show is his dream
7. spongebob - spongebob and his friends are the christian hell sins
8. spoinegbob - squidward is heroin?
9. COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG - it was real it was all real none of that was a dream or a nightmare everything you remember is real
10. rugarts - angela is on drugs and all the other ones are dead
11. jimmy neutraon - jimmy is weird because he is gay
12. fairly oddparsnts - timmy is in a coma and the show is his dream
13. spongebob - sandy is taxidermy
14. higgly town heroes - higgly town is all cannibals and they eat other people and thats why they do that . how could they do that..? my heroes..
15. max & ruby - they are bunny rabbits and thast because thrre was. an apocalypse and max is a real human little boy but there was an apocalypse and his parents died and he's with ruby but he got hit on the head with a steel pipe because of the apocalypse so now he's in a coma and the show is his dream
16. disney aladdin movie - the tiger head cave is really really scary
17. danny phantom died - this one really happened they tell you in the theme song and you can see it happen in blood and gorey detail if you watch that one scary episode that only comes on at 3am. does anyone else remember that episode
18. dora the explorer - dora is on crack
19. faaiely odd parents - the fairies are drugs and timmy takes drugs and maybe goes into a coma for this reason and maybe has a dream that they're his magic fairies
20. caillou - hes bald. this theoru explains that cailiu has no hair because he is bald. and perhaps his parents are nice to him because he is bald. this could also explain why he has no hair (because hes bald)
21. courage the cowarsly dog - courage is a dog and he's in a coma and
22. the magic schoolbus - its magic because the bus was on drugs and then it blew up (becasue it was high) and they all went to purgatory and clones took their place
23. tom and jerry - tom should have been allowed to cook and eat that baby chick. and its fucked up that the show didnt allow him to. me and my friends watched it and we were all clapping and cheering for him to cook and eat it and we were so excited but of course the writers pussied out and didnt let him do it
24. finding nemo - that thing in the beginning didnt even happen but the dad made that story up so people would feel bad for him
25. sponegbob - in the latest season patrick says "Ok boomer!" to mermaid man and barancle boy
CHILDHOOD = RUINED đ«
#roscoe read this out loud and it was funny. he said i should post it#unreality#chatterđŠ#coma tw#coma#drug mention#family death
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"My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)"
#GTA Online#OC#Buttons#Meg#Corall#wafflii#Val#galoodle#meme#drug mention#godd I hope I don't get b0ts on my ass for this
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Felt like drawing them again đ
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#fonv#Fallout New Vegas#courier six#arcade gannon#yes man#drug mention#circe#shitposting#arcade maybe get better friends idk#fanart
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@daylilie specifically the tag about yi and lifeblood got me to make this. theyre cooperating now
#nine sols#ninesols#nine sols yi#hollow knight#hollowknight#ghost#the ghost#little ghost#drug mention#shitpost#responding to tags
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hi this is about the utdr valentines newsletter which was last month now. i guess you could say this post is DATED slaps knee
#the art gallery#deltarune#utdr newsletter#theyâre covered in heart stickers btw :] thought itâd be cute#drug mention#i mean not really. implied
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weed truck found on fb marketplace
#thrifting#shiftythrifting#submission#weed ambulance wee woo wee woo#weed shit#drug mention#cars#shiftylisting
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