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hi could i rq. general konoha 11 + sand siblings nsfw hcs ! (aged up/boruto ver obv) <3

Also: nobody understands Uchihas better than I do and I don’t even like most of em. /j Why are they all practically evil in fics? I’m going crazy. Most of them are clearly softies when it comes to love. Am I right or am I right???

And sorry, you can tell who I have more ideas for and who I was drawing a blank on.

Oh and sorry yall for the gap in my writing. This one took a while. I’ve been working on it for a bit. And part of it got lost and deleted, so I rewrote it. A long with a couple other stories got deleted and I lost some motivation for a moment lol

Konoha 13 + Sand Siblings HCs

Naruto Uzumaki

He’s energetic, and that 100% applies to in bed too.

Likely inexperienced, but eager. And a little nervous.

Talked big game beforehand, but even if you didn’t know before, you definitely know it was all talk now.

That being said, he’s a quick learner, even if he complains about being confused at first.

I think he’d have like little to no knowledge though, being such a loner for a while, in all. Hope you have patience.

That being said, he is a bit of a pervert with what he does know.

Overall though, he’d set a fast pace, but the sex would still be intimate and soft.

Praise. Praise. Praise. Giving and receiving.

Sasuke Uchiha

No experience, but he knows the ins and outs.

He wasn’t too concerned with sex or anything of that matter before, but when he returned to Konoha, he realized he had feelings for you. So he starts to think about it.

He’s not a pervert like Kakashi or Naruto, and he’d never lose his cool over sexy jutsu, BUTTT he’s secretly horny as hell. Like low sex drive usually, but just being around you makes it sky rocket to abnormal levels.

He’s very private about sex though, so usually only happens in your bedroom or… cough cough in a quiet forest with nobody around cough cough (if you know, you know)

He’s got a breeding kink. Next question.

Uses a mix of degradation and praises.

Lots of demanding, but also lots of giving soooo…

I truly believe Sasuke would be a softer partner than people make him out to be. Like did yall watch Boruto or not?? He’s got awkward and sweet energy. He’s TRYING. He’s emotionally stunted yall.

More dominant and likes to be in control, but will fall apart in your arms anyways. Usually more of a soft dom than anything.

One of the most likely to be fairly kinky though. I think he’d slowly discover he’s into things as they occur or cross his mind.

Sakura Haruno

She knows a lot about the human body.

Might have experience, might not. I could see it either way.

I think your first time with her would happen after like a romantic dinner together. And it would be romantic and slow.

But… that depends on you, because she’ll mostly go with what you want. It makes her happy.

She’s okay with being degraded or praised, but she really only likes to praise you.

Low sex drive.

She likes any position she can see your face.

She’s a switch, depends on her partner’s preference.

Sai Yamanaka

(Obviously not married here but just to have a last name to add)

He read a book about what to do.

Probably does something incredibly stupid at first, but that being said, he’s not an idiot, so not too bad.

You’d probably have to correct him a little bit. Also, tell him to forget the book and just go with the feeling and follow your lead.

You’d be in the lead at first. Probably go down on him first thing.

He’s not small. (I mean did you hear the way he talked to Naruto? He’s probably got something to work with if he’s talking so confidently LMFAO)

So you’d probably have to use your hand for the base while your mouth sucks on about half or so of his cock.

His hand tangles in your hair/rests on top, not pulling, but resting there.

He throws his head back, letting out soft sighs and small moans that escape his lips. He’s not trying to be quiet, but he’s not loud either.

Although, he might have read girls don’t like when guys make noise. Who knows. Then you might have to tell him that’s not true.

At first, sex is just discovering things with him. You’re both exploring how everything feels.

But, after a few times, he starts taking the lead and initiating.

He has a low sex drive though, so he won’t initiate too often.

It’s also hard to get him to realize what you’re asking for if you drop hints. He saw your underwear when you bent over… okay. He might even comment on how you should be more careful since he knows you don’t like to expose yourself so much.

You just deadpan and tell him it was supposed to turn him on.

“Oh.” And now he’s unbuckling his pants and asking you to come sit on his lap. :)

Shikamaru Nara

Low sex drive, usually at least, because now he’s consumed by the desire to be rode by you. Like he dreams about it.

He calls you troublesome to himself when he wakes up hard in the morning occasionally.

He lowkey loves to just lay between your legs or have you sit on his face so he can eat you out (pussy or ass, don’t matter)

Lazy morning sex. He loves it.

He’s dominant, but he can be rather lazy most the time. That being said, he will fuck you how you want him to if you ask.

Degrading but he’s not super mean about it at all. More like soft grunts with degrading terms, but the rest of it comes out more like soft sighs and groans of pleasure and praise.

Choji Akimichi

The sweetest. He takes his time with you every time.

Body worship. More so giving than receiving, but he’ll be a blushing mess if you give back the same energy.

Praise. Lots of it.

He’d be the type to kiss down your body, from your lips to your neck to your chest all the way down til he gets between your legs.

He can’t bring himself to be rough or harsh with you in anyway. No degradation, rough sex, or anything.

Likes to be able to see your face during sex.

He’d like to try food play.

Ino Yamanaka

Pillow princess unless asked to do otherwise.

She loves to be praised and worshipped, but also likes things rougher.

She’s a bit of a brat about things. Constantly going against what you say for fun.

She does it on purpose so you’ll go rougher on her, she likes it.

She also likes when things are slow and romantic though.

And she’d love it if you planned like a candlelit dinner and put a trail of rose petals on like Valentine’s Day, or even just cuz.

Shino Aburame

He’s in charge. He’s on top. Whatever. He doesn’t like to not have control.

He also just wants to please you, and often he’s not too worried about himself.

Might get a little self conscious if you skip over touching him or giving him head more than once. Like if it’s been a few times now and you haven’t bothered… did he do something?

He doesn’t need it, but he just… you know how he is.

He doesn’t make much noise.

But I do believe that right before he cums, he whimpers. He can’t help it, and don’t bring it up afterwards. He’ll be so embarrassed and not want to do it for a while because he’s scared he’ll do it again.

If he gets like that, just tell him you loved it. Then go down on him and tell him you wanna make him do it again.

He’s good with his hands, I just know it.

He can go rough and be stern and demanding, but other than that, he’s rather vanilla.

He’s a big fan of missionary so he can see your face.

And he doesn’t want to do anything unless it’s in your own home or absolute private, like an inn.

Kiba Inuzuka

Hickeys.

He loves giving them.

You will have like 20. From your jaw to your thighs, he’s marked. Plenty of them are visible and hard to hide because they’re dark.

He doesn’t exactly take his time. No, those hickeys are from the entire act. He starts leaving them during foreplay, then when he’s pounding into you, he quiets himself down by latching onto your skin.

When he eats you out, he leaves bite marks and hickeys around your thighs.

He calls it “marking his territory” then has to explain himself because no he doesn’t mean you’re a territory, you’re not a place or an object… he just… you’re his partner!

He’s rough.

Likes doggystyle most, but then he gets upset that he can’t see your face and next time he sets up a mirror.

Quickies. He can’t wait. He’ll whine if you tell him NO he can’t fuck you under the blanket, because YES people will notice the movement.

You might want to settle and pull him into a bathroom and let him fuck you over the counter, but he won’t force or beg you to the point of you giving in or anything. He’ll wait if you really mean no.

He’s got a high sex drive

Very likely to be pretty kinky. He’d be willing to tie you up, spank you, degrade you, etc.

He won’t do pet play. Thinks that shit is weird. So don’t think that because he’s a dog user, he’s gonna act dog like or have you act dog like. In fact, he’s more likely to hate it as a dog user.

I think he’d find any roleplay to be useless though. You could convince him if you wanted, but he’ll complain.

Hinata Hyuga

Much more intimate and gentle sex is what she wants

She’s not a pillow princess. She literally fantasizes about pleasing her partner.

Like probably day dreams, gets lost in her own thoughts, then is a blushing mess when she realizes that somebody is talking to her and she’s imagining what your moans would sound like when she’s between your legs, ESPECIALLY if the person talking to her is you.

She likes to do it in private, but she can’t deny that she imagines doing it where you both currently are. Not that she would.

Secretly has a high sex drive

Long refractory period though. She needs breaks between rounds.

Neji Hyuga

Took him a while to get vulnerable enough to take off his clothes if he’s being honest

Also I think Hyuga’s are very reserved and conservative until marriage, but he has such a tough time following that.

He really wants to jump your bones. And it’s almost like the fact he can’t because of his clan’s reserved and traditional nature just makes it WAYYYY more tempting.

You’re literally irresistible to him

Secretly, he’s just a little bit of a pervert. (Like Rock Lee’s Ninja Pals says he is)

I think he would have wet dreams from sexual frustration. Like the longer he holds back from having you under him, the worse it gets. Like a disease with no treatment.

I think your first time with him would be sudden, and it would be his first time ever.

You’d look WAYYYYY to good, and this time he can’t bring himself to ignore the boner he gets. No he’s gotta see if you’ll indulge him.

He may stop and pull away, get his act together if you remind him of his clan’s pride, and how he was so bent on following it before.

Maybe the first time, but by the next time he tries to give in, there is no try. He is cancelling any plans y’all had and tearing the outfit that made your body look so irresistible off.

He doesn’t have a super high sex drive, but he has such a hard time resisting just laying you down when you look so damn good. You are the reason he’s horny.

He loves when you ride him, and he WILL whimper. He tries not to, but Neji can’t be silent with the way you are squeezing him. The way you do it is so perfect, every bounce is drawing a noise out of him until he’s literally just letting out a stream of loud whimpers as he cums.

I think his cum would actually taste good. Next question.

Rock Lee

Perverted…

He feels bad for it when he catches himself, but Oop it’s too late… he’s got a boner

Boners are obvious in that green spandex…

He wouldn’t agree with doing it in public or semi-public though, but if you noticed his behavior or boner and pulled him off into the bathroom, ignoring his “this is indecent!” Protests because when you look at him before diving in to give him head, his eyes are literally pleading and he shuts up, pushing his hips towards your face.

He can’t be quiet so you’ll have stuff something in his mouth or cover it with your hand.

He secretly wants your chest in his face. He’s a chest guy. Boobs, pecks, whatever. He loves everything chest.

But he also loves ass. Small or big. Wants to grab a handful anyways.

Total switch

Because listen, he loves to pin your hips down and force you to accept the pleasure you’re trying to deny yourself.

Loves to pound his hips against yours until you’re a mess, but he also loves to do as you say.

He loves to be broken down until he’s in pieces by your mouth, body, words, whatever.

He whimpers like constantly, especially when he’s submissive. He tries to shut up when he’s dirty talking as he’s in charge, but he lets GO otherwise.

Tenten

I’m sorry her portion of this will be… lacking. I don’t know enough to say much. I love her, but I’ve never really thought about this at all.

I think she’d be a switch, but prefers to be in charge.

I think she’s depend greatly on you though.

If you don’t want to bottom/sub, that’s good.

Or vise versa.

She likes to take her time when she’s in control.

She’s fairly willing to try new things if you want to.

She enjoys going down on you most of all.

Gaara of the Sand

He’s very private about everything. He believes that his private life and his kazekage life should stay relatively separate. However, it is known that you are his partner. That’s no secret.

He’s not super into PDA, so it’s no surprise that he refuses to do anything risky or public in anyway.

He will not do it in the kazekage’s office. He has too much respect for it, but he also doesn’t want to get caught anyways.

He’s very intimate during. Slow and sensual for sure.

I can see him being into bondage, but like you get tied up, not him. But… depends. And might take some encouragement.

Refuses to hurt or degrade you for any reason. He only does praise. He could not bring himself to call you names or anything. Or to draw blood from you or hit you, etc. he doesn’t see why those things should be brought into the bedroom for “fun.”

He doesn’t think they’re fun.

He knew like nothing about sex before you. I actually think he’d have no idea how to initiate at first so you definitely initiated it.

I think he’d be the type you have to teach what to do a bit, but he gets the hang of it quickly. Then next time, he’s got every spot memorized.

Awkward. Like the first couple times were awkward, but romantic and cute.

Kankuro of the Sand

One word: kinky.

He likes to degrade you with a shit eating grin on his face. His degradation feels like a compliment most of the time though. Like he calls you a slut and it feels like he’s calling you a prince/princess. It’s confusing.

He’s so good at dirty talk. He’ll have you writhing in your spot, desperate for him and he’s not even touched you yet.

He’s got incredible patience when it comes to you. He takes his time breaking you down into a mess for him.

His face paint would 10 billion percent be smeared across your thighs and chest. Your neck is purple from bites AND his face paint to the point you can’t tell which is which.

Only when you wash off the face paint do you realize he left way too many dark hickeys that’ll probably take at least a week to fade away.

Confront him about this and he’ll just laugh.

Don’t tempt him to leave more, because he will.

He forces you to maintain eye contact when he goes down on you. If you look away for more than like 3 seconds, he give you a little tap as a warning, but twice and he stops.

Orgasm denial for sure. He would be the type to make up an excuse as to why he pulled away. He tells you all sorts of excuses. “You weren’t moaning enough.” “You moved your hips too much. Stay still.” And of course, “you looked away.”

He can make you cum hard almost every single time. You see stars.

The most fun part for him isn’t dicking you down, it’s the breaking you apart and putting you back together again.

Temari of the Sand

Dominant. Dommy mommy for sure.

Even when she decides to “sub” or “bottom,” she’s not doing a good job at it. She’s still telling you what to do, where to move, etc.

She’ll pull your hair, slap you, etc. as long as you are okay with it and want her to.

Loves to boss you around, telling you what she wants. Demanding you to please her.

“Get on your knees”

Head pusher for sure, but you two have a like physical que to let each other know when it’s enough.

All that being said, sometimes she really really just wants sweet, slow sex. Intimate nights filled with nothing but love.

She likes to keep all of this private though. No public or risky stuff.

However, she does like to do it beyond just in bed.

Would be the type to start kissing all over your neck, unbuttoning your shirt while you’re trying to cook breakfast.

You might want to turn the stove off.

[axkirak]

Down The Road (F1 x Reader) SMAU Season 1

>> Down The Road 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩

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Taglist: @raizelchrysanderoctavius , @laura-naruto-fan1998 , @jpg3 , @tsukishimawhore , @minkyungseokie , @roseseraj , @bbhyuneee , @omgsuperstarg @roseseraj (If you want to be added in this fic, just tell me in reply )

A/N : I got huge inspiration after reading Zendaya's definition of Hunter Schafer in the 2021 TIME100 NEXT, and I vowed to include this scene in my fic. LOL, Time Magazine practically became the main plot for this Episode. I'm putting a lot of effort into every detail, so if you like it, don't forget to like and reblog

Episode 4 will be the final part of Lewis Hamilton. After this, the series will move on to a new season with new storyline and new main characters. Stay tuned for Season 2 of the "Down The Road" series!

note ; As you can see, I want my SMAU to be as realistic as possible. So there will be both positive and negative comments from F1 fans. Just to show you that the social network has people with various attitudes, not everyone has a positive attitude.

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Season 1 : ── 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐬 ── (Lewis Hamilton x Reader) S1 : E03 𝑅𝑢𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑠

The year 2024 started with a lot of news and a lot of rumors, especially for Formula 1 drivers. Y/N, in particular, has had to deal with a great deal of attention since last year when she made it clear that her goal was to clinch this year's championship. This has subjected her to considerable pressure, not only from her performance on the track but also regarding her personal life. The rumors about her relationship with Lewis Hamilton don't seem to be fading away easily; in fact, they are growing more intense with time.

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Source : @autosport

The year 2023 is coming to an end, confirming Max Verstappen as the new world champion of the year. He secured a memorable victory at the Qatar Grand Prix, considered one of the toughest F1 races this year. There were several tense moments on the track, with one of the most talked-about incidents being the collision between Lewis Hamilton and George Russell, teammates, resulting in missed opportunities for both to be on the Podium

However, two other drivers who have made a lasting impact this year and are worth mentioning are Oscar Piastri and Y/N YLN, the two rookies in the world of Formula 1. They have consistently impressed in various races and are closely watched by experts as potential contenders who could challenge Verstappen for the championship title in the near future.

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Source : @TIME

As a woman who runs and drives in the world of Formula 1, @Y/N a standout racer in Formula 1, is not only known for her exceptional performances throughout 2023 but also as a global icon for women. She defies stereotypes and inspires us all. Her ambitions to become the Formula 1 World Champion next year are exciting. invite us all to follow and support her with excitement in the coming year. Congratulations to Y/N on making the #TIME100Next list for 2023.

@LewisHamilton on @Y/N #TIME100Next : 

I truly believe anyone lucky enough to meet Y/N will feel the immense light that is constantly radiating from her. She makes everyone in her orbit feel seen. I’ve had the privilege of watching her tap into every facet of her courage as a girl driver in Formula 1, and I am lucky to call her one of my special ones. Her ability to solve on-the-spot problems, compete in a male-dominated industry fearlessly, and continuously set impressive records is truly remarkable. Additionally, her beautiful heart, honesty, and selflessness, which are rare qualities in the world of Formula 1, leave me so impressed that I'm at a loss for words.

Y/N is so special in so many ways that I could go on forever, but this truly is only her beginning. There is no limit to the wins she will create.

Hamilton is a seven-time Formula One world champion

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Source: Y/N's Instagram (update)

“I can't believe it! I've made the Time magazine cover as #TIME100Next2023 Thank you @lewishamilton for the beautiful description”

Y/N shared a moment of joy after being selected as TIME 100 Next 2023. Fans, friends, and even fellow F1 drivers joined in to show their support. and the one who drew the most attention was Lewis Hamilton, who wrote an entry for her. This has generated a strong and hot response from the media, reigniting discussions about their romance rumors (again)

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Source: Lando Norris's Instagram (update)

“Thank lil sis @Y/N for friendship bracelets. I won't take it off for sure (except when you're not around)”

Lando Norris shared a new photo on Instagram wearing friendship bracelets made by Y/N, symbolizing their strong friendship as friends from the same academy who are now both Formula 1 drivers.

Furthermore, Norris's post also helps reduce the rumors about the relationship between Y/N and Lewis Hamilton, which have been widely discussed since the release of TIME Magazine.

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Source : Twitter (update)

Fans noticed that @Charles_Leclerc was seen wearing friendship bracelets made by @Y/N at the #BahrainGP after he commented to her on Lando's Instagram last week, saying he wanted friendship bracelets like Lando too.

Some fans view it as a lovely relationship between Formula 1 racers, while others have pointed out the incident when Lewis Hamilton's accidental sharing of a photo of him wearing friendship bracelets on his Instagram Story. and compared it to Leclerc and Norris, suggesting that the rumors about Y/N dating Hamilton are trivial.

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Source : @ClutchPoints

This year's Bahrain Grand Prix Formula 1 race was exceptionally intense and special, with the special appearance of two Latin pop stars, Úrsula and Shakira, both of whom are currently rumored to be romantically linked with Formula 1 racers, Y/N and Lewis Hamilton.

What makes this even more interesting and complex is that Y/N and Hamilton were previously rumored to be in a romantic relationship with each other before they seemingly drifted apart last year. Now It seems like both of them have moved on to new romances, especially considering the clear distance they've maintained throughout the competition, and the arrival of both pop stars further solidifies that they are each embarking on new relationships, closing the door of romantic rumor between the two drivers once and for all.

However, the new relationships might not be smooth. According to insiders, Shakira herself has been rumored to be nurturing a romance with another star, Tom Cruise. While Úrsula and Y/N have rumors circulating that they had an argument before the female singer flew back to Los Angeles the next day, maybe both Y/N and Hamilton are more suitable to be single than in a relationship with someone? What are your thoughts? Feel free to leave your comments!

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𝙏𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙚𝙙 (in the next chapter)

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[sea-owl]

You know, I still want an AU where Mebuki and Kizashi become the team parents for team 7. I have only found one so far and that's Rays of Spring Sunshine by sparklyfaerie over on AO3.

So let's add some more to the internet, lets make a childhood friends au for team 7. For shits and giggles we could also potentially add Sand Cousins to this AU later, also Merchant Haruno clan. (For those wondering what those are here's a link or two or three)

Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. We have merchant Kizashi Haruno who moved to Konoha to help expand business. Mebuki, who was originally from Suna, was a chunin level ninja during the war but retired after and moved with her husband. After the move to Konoha they have Sakura.

Mebuki has gotten a job in the village as a social worker or the equivalent to that. Because of her previously being a shinobi, a lot of her cases are children whose ninja parents died on missions. Most of them being clan kids, it was easy to find new living situations for them with other clan members and then do check ins. A lot of clans already had procedures put in place for this, too. Then, one day, she got her newest cases with a muttered good luck. Mebuki looked them over, Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki. The only survivor of the recently massacred Uchiha clan and the vessel for the nine tailed fox.

Oh dear god, what the hell?! The mom in Mebuki was ready to fist fight someone. What moron deemed it okay to let two little boys who are obviously traumatized live on their own? Nope not on Mebuki's watch.

As the new case worker for each boy, Mebuki does have to go make house calls. She takes Sakura with her, so not only will Mebuki stay calm, with several little eyes watching her, but sometimes having another child there will relax the other, and having them play together gives Mebuki more insight.

"Sakura, be nice to these boys," Mebuki tells her daughter. "Life has not been kind to them, so we must."

The little girl nodded as she followed her mother to the first apartment.

Mebuki almost fainted at the state of the apartment she entered. Does no help this boy clean? Or at least show him how?!

"Are you my new social worker?" Naruto asked, recognizing the symbol on the file in Mebuki's hands.

Mebuki nodded, getting down on the boy's eye level while she talked to him. "Yes, I'm Mebuki Haruno, and this is my daughter Sakura. May we come in?"

The boy was on edge which Mebuki didn't blame him for he has gone through almost as many social workers as he had years on this earth. But after a gentle nudge to her daughter Sakura got him to relax a little. The way he bombarded her daughter proved Meuki's suspicions true, the boy was starved for attention. It was partly why Mebuki brought her along, and her daughter's empathy was sometimes needed to help gaining other children's trust.

Sakura spending time with Naruto also gave Mebuki an insight that this boy was indeed left to fend for himself. Well, she'll have to change that. One of these days later this week, she'll have to come back with Sakura to start teaching Naruto basic life skills. She'll be damned if this boy is only surviving off ramen.

The next stop was Sasuke Uchiha's apartment. This one Mebuki was more hesitant on bringing Sakura to. Trauma and the reaction to it is unpredictable, especially in ones so young. Mental health is also often ignored among shinobi and ninja clans. Mebuki highly doubts Sasuke has received anything in healing besides his physical body.

Unsurprisingly, the boy is angry and demands they go away. Unfortunately, Mebuki is just as if not more stubborn. She's a former shinobi. Does he really think a locked door is gonna stop her?

She makes a deal with Sasuke, if she can get in then he'll work with her since he'll be seeing a lot of her in the next few years. Sasuke snorts but takes the deal thinking she won't get in, after all this women is just a civilian.

30 seconds later, Mebuki Haruno is standing inside his doorway file ready in hand.

Mebuki is right that this visit was completely different from the one she had with Naruto. Sasuke kept his focus on her with maybe one or two glances at her daughter after introductions. Sasuke seemed more interested in getting them out as soon as possible and isolating himself. Well, that won't do either. Mebuki makes a mental note to make frequent visits to Sasuke's place. According to his file, the last social worker didn't even try to help this boy with his isolation issues. Guess Mebuki will have to go the exposure therapy route. Even if it's in small bursts with her or with her and Sakura, the boy needs some sort of human interaction.

Maybe she can get him and Naruto to hang out one day? Though they may need Sakura there to buffer out the two as a middle man.

So Mebuki got to work. The Academy was currently on a break for two weeks, and Kizashi was currently away on business, so all of her visits she did have to bring Sakura. Naruto liked having her around. Sasuke seemed to tolerate it. Naruto eagerly took to learning from her, whether it's because he was learning with Sakura or Mebuki actually took the time to patiently explain things to him, she wasn't sure. She still had to break into Sasuke's apartment every time, but she actually got that boy to go out into the world even if it was just errands. And he's acknowledgumg Sakura more on the visits even sorta speaking to her. So that's a win in her book.

It was during this time that Mebuki learned the boys were actually in the same class as Sakura in the academy. She knew they all went to the academy but not the same class. This info from Sakura and the information on how they're treated helps Mebuki adjust on what she needs to do with the boys.

"Mama, Naruto, and Sasuke are lonely," Sakura stated to her after one of the visits.

Mebuki nodded. Her daughter was sharp minded. It did not surprise Mebuki Sakura picked up on the boys' loneliness.

"I want to help them."

"Continue being kind to them Sakura," Mebuki instructed. "They both need it, and maybe a friend."

When the academy started again, Mebuki wasn't surprised to hear the kids didn't interact much. The classroom and children themselves have their own social rules they tend to follow. Sakura was also friends with Ino Yamanaka, one of the most popular girls in class. So by proxy, Sakura was in the middle of the social circle, too. Sasuke wouldn't dare get close to it, and Naruto wouldn't have the chance.

What did give Mebuki some surprises was her first time checking in on the boys without Sakura. Kizashi had recently returned home and was gone again with Sakura on a daddy daughter weekend trip. Naruto, being disappointed that his new friend was away, didn't surprise Mebuki much. But it did hurt to think he thought it was because Mebuki or Kizashi didn't want her around him. Surprisingly the boy let Mebuki comfort him saying no they weren't forbidding it, this was just a planned trip before Naruto became Sakura's friend.

"Where's Sakura?"

Sasuke's question would have thrown Mebuki off had it not been for her ninja background. But she had seen the boy slowly warming up to her daughter.

"She's with her father right now."

"Hn."

This gives Mebuki an idea. On Friday afternoon, while children were in school, Mebuki had placed a sealing jutsu on the boys' apartments, one that locks them out. She also left a note saying they are to come over for dinner. After she sends Sakura to go get Naruto while she goes get Sasuke, and Kizashi starts on dinner.

Sasuke was glaring at her when she got to his apartment. "How did you do this?"

Mebuki smiled, with that pout he was trying to hide Sasuke almost looked his age. "Just because I retired being a ninja doesn't mean I still don't know how to use jutsu Sasuke. Now come on we have some things to pick up before dinner."

And that's how Friday dinners started, leading to weekend sleepovers after Mebuki and Kizashi insist that it was too late for the boys to be wondering in the dark. Kizashi's jokester nature warmed Naruto up to him fast and she swore she saw Sasuke smirk once or twice at one Kizashi's awful jokes. After a while Mebuki could stop putting the sealing jutsu on the apartments when the boys just started following Sakura home on Fridays but she kinda wants to see who figures out how to break the jutsu first.

They still don't interact unless they have to in the academy but Mebuki is starting to suspect that's more on the boys wanting this friendship to be private. Sasuke is naturally a private person and Mebuki suspects that Naruto is afraid of the public either turning one of his friends away from him or that they'll be ostracized like he was.

Mebuki knows this is technically crossing some professional boundaries but honestly she does not give a damn. And technically they're over at her house as Sakura's friends. Good luck trying to deny these boys one of their only two friends.

Mebuki can do without the pranks though. Naruto may be the only one the village blames for them but she knows better. That is not Naruto's handwriting and Naruto was never that detailed before.

It was around the time of graduation that Mebuki was starting to become a little worried. She was excited for the kids don't get her wrong but the politics of the whole thing was a pain in the ass. Newly graduated genin in Konoha were pretty much considered emancipated minors. Genin who were wards of the state like Naruto and Sasuke would be aged out of their social workers care. They would then be put on teams based on skillset. Mebuki was worried how well that was gonna work out for the children. The only ones she can see them working well with is one another but likely hood of all of them ending up on the same team was not very high.

Well she might as well start preparing. She'll have three jonin showing up soon. One to talk to the parent of Sakura and two to talk to her as the social worker to Naruto and Sasuke.

Mebuki couldn't help the laugh when she learned that all three meetings would be with Kakashi Hatake. Oh is he gonna have his hands full, she hopes her little brats gives him hell.

I'm imagining after the war team 7 stumbles into the Haruno's house at some point because Mebuki put that same damn sealing jutsu on all of their apartments. Mebuki starts chastising Sasuke like "Where. Have. You. Been?!" like he's a teenager who missed curfew and not a wanted missing ninja for the last three years. Later on when Sasuke and Sakura start traveling together Mebuki and Kizashi have a bet on how many grandchildren they'll have by the time they return and what the genders will be.

[stupidlovergirl]

Human TV I Think They'd Watch

All the Bros and Dateables

Dev Notes:I have been watching Kitchen Nightmares while writing and how I think Barbatos might like it,, and then it lead to what human world TV they might like,,, maybe spent a little to much time on it instead of working on WIPs

Lucifer

Really likes old people TV

He watches things like How It’s Made, National Geographic documentaries, if he wants a little laugh those shows about “aliens”. Skin Walker Ranch is his dirty little side piece TV show

He just enjoys educational shows because they are easy to tune out

Really loves Soap Operas. Young and the Restless and General Hospital are kept up with religiously(hah). He, Diavolo, and Barbatos usually watch it. Dia really likes it and Barbatos watches when working with Dia second hand while doing work. He latched on after watching it in the background a few times.

Also, just the news. Mans will put on a 24 hour news station and will keep it on for like, 5 days. 

Mammon

He watches Harrison Porter, so give him the joy that is Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit.

Would also enjoy the Spiderwick Chronicles movie since he doesn’t know how bad it was compared to the books

Just a big fantasy fan honestly. Loves them.

On another note, he also loves trashy reality TV and News. The only one who beats out his love for celebrity gossip is Asmo. When he is putting on a TV show to go brain dead to its something from TLC, like 90 Day Fiance, I Love a Mama’s Boy, etc. 

He watches the Kentucky Derby, bets on it a lot (loses a lot too)

His dirty secret show/movies are Hallmark movies. He watches them when he won’t get caught. Hopeless romantic nerd (Affectionate)

Leviathan

You’re joking

You’re joking right?

Anime or DIE!!! (/hj)

Also really popular fantasy movies based on books. He will rip them to shreds when you watch them. Can be fun if you read the books, annoying if you haven’t.

Has a soft spot for magical girl animes, obvi

There isn’t really much to elaborate on, half of his personality is anime and nerd stuff.

Just a few favorites I think he might have with no explanation:

Tokyo Mew Mew, Yugi-Oh, Death Note, Naruto, Angel Beats, Lucky Star, Soul Eater, Watamote, Saint Tail, and Cowboy Bebop

Satan

King of detective shows

He loves trying to find them out

It is canon he loves the Devildom equivalent of Midsomer Murders, so just show him that too

I think he would like Forensic Files too.

Also, thriller movies. And psychological horror movies.

He loves them, he typically can predict an ending, but it's nice to see how they write out how the characters themselves find out

Asmo

Trashy reality TV!!!!!

He and Mammon watch 90 Day and Mama's boy and talk shit about them.

Loves Maury, Jerry Springer (rip my king), Parent Court when he's feeling a little frisky

Next Top Model and RuPaul's Drag Race. It's about the DRAMA! The OUTFITS!

Watched part of Euphoria but honestly? Found it mid. Sorry but he just couldn't understand the hype after the writing started to plummet.

Has watched Jersey Shore, will not elaborate on his opinion.

Tbh, he also doesn't really watch much because he feels like he has better things to do with his time, he only watches it for Brotherly Bonding, and for background noise

Beel

Haha, big guy hardly watches TV

Watches workout videos primarily

He likes learning new work out and dietary things

Has been banned from watching any type of food shows. Sorry Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.

Will participate in movie night, primarily for food, buhe does pay attention

Honestly just watches whatever someone else typically puts on with no complaint

Belphie

Much like his twin, doesn't typically seek out TV watching.

Much easier to watch on his phone

He does enjoy satisfying videos

Watches Rug cleaning videos, silly ASMR videos, Video essays when he can't sleep and gets curious. Loves obscure media and icebergs.

The essays are about the only thing that goes on the TV

Sorry but he just doesn't care much.

Will also participate in movie night, almost always falls asleep. Still can tell you the entire plot of the film.

On a very rare occasion will watch South Park. Will not elaborate on this one.

Solomon

Loves old TV shows to some newer ones

I Love Lucy, The Twilight Zone, The Muppet Show

I cant really explain the Muppet Show, but I know its true, it is in my bones

Honestly loves older sitcoms. They just hit different.

Can I mention I Dreamed a Genie and Bewitched? Classics in his eyes. Would fight to the death for them

Will make a off hand comment on how he doesn't feel like TV is the same anymore

Watches reality TV in the background when Asmo turns it on when he lounges in either one of their rooms

I feel like I just can't explain most of these, but they are the truth in my heart and that is enough

Simeon

Haha...What?

Watches whatever Luke or Solomon puts on or whatever someone else would suggest

He has a preference for books most of the time I feel like. Just goes with the flow

Just suggest something and he'll put it up for the next movie night when it's his choice

I really can't think of one he would pick oops.

Barbatos

He watches whatever Diavolo puts on in the background. Likes the Soap Operas some times, gets a little annoyed with anime voices when he has a migraine.

Kitchen Nightmares and Hell's Kitchen just hits right for him. Loves the insults

He doesn't much watch TV either though. Prefers audio books since they are easier to carry around

You essentially have to beg to watch TV with him, he's a busy butler ya'know?

Diavolo

KING OF FLEXIBILITY

Has watched all of it, and will continue to do so.

Has a special place for Soap Operas and Ruri-Chan

Seen all the classics, the new block busters, all of it

Honestly you wonder how he gets the time?

He really likes consuming stuff, so he does it when he is working on paper work he puts on the subtitles and turning the audio on low and going HAM

Couldn't be me, I would get distracted

For the most part he's watched it all, and what he hasn't is on his to watch list. He just likes talking to his friends about it :)

Luke

GREAT! BRITISH! BAKE! OFF!

He likes seeing the different foods

It inspires him so much, it's so cute watching his eyes sparkle as he sees something he likes and he writes it down on his phone

Also, he really likes watching Bluey. He lets Simeon and Solomon, and Barbatos found out (because he knows everything), but would DIE if anyone else found out

Also likes early 80's and bad CG horror movies. Kid literally laughs and Mammon is losing his mind next to him. I think because of the bad effects it makes it more tolerable.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space slaps man what can the kid say?

I think I'm projecting hard onto him,, but he's my son so it doesn't matter

[watermelonsloth]

Boruto Shipping Opinions

I’m gonna put a brief aside here to say two quick things to keep in mind before reading:

I am not going to go into great detail or analysis here because I’m holding off on that until the manga wraps up.

I am caught up with the manga, I am not caught up with the anime. I have watched up until the arc the new team 7 infiltrate a prison, the second chunin exams, and whatever clips/moments I’ve stumbled upon being discussed. I am not an avid fan, I do not know all the ins and outs of character dynamics, and I don’t even keep up with that part of the fandom. I have no horse in this race.

BoruSara

I don’t like this ship, and I don’t know if that’s an unpopular opinion. I’ll try to avoid saying “they have sibling vibes” or “they’re just friends” because, coming from someone who has used that excuse in the past, it is very difficult to explain/defend argument. So much so that now it just comes across as cheap to me.

I will, however, say that I don’t like it for the same reason I don’t like NejiTen. It comes across as “he was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious?” It feels like it stems from the idea that boys and girls can’t just be friends. If the dynamic was introduced with an edge of romance (like how Naruto and Sakura’s dynamic was introduced with Naruto having a crush on her), maybe it would be a different story. But as of right now, it feels like the fandom reading into something that doesn‘t need to be read into.

KawaSara

I hate to say this, but I’m guessing this ship stemmed from SasuSaku fans reading them as “next gen SasuSaku”. Look, everyone can ship whatever they want or choose to refrain from shipping, but I’m sick of the fandom projecting old ships on new dynamics. I have seen BoruSara compared to SNS, NaruSaku, and SasuSaku (for some reason). I have seen BoruSumi compared to NaruHina. I have seen MitsuSara compared to SasuSaku and SuiKarin. I have seen KawaSara compared to SasuSaku. Every single time I thought to myself, “The manga starts with Boruto asserting that he’s not his dad and this isn’t his dad’s story.” I get that comparisons will naturally arise since it’s a sequel series, but these kids are not carbon copies of their parents and they don’t have the same dynamics their parents did.

Now that my rant is out of the way, I think a hypothetical child between them having black hair with pink highlights would be cute and that’s about it.

MitsuSara

I wish these two had more of a dynamic. Both characters have interactions with Boruto and clear dynamics with him, but they don’t really have much going on with each other. They both have recognizable personalities, but they mellow each other out whenever they interact and it makes them boring (I’m guessing Ikemoto isn’t interested in them together). They also only tend to talk to each other about Boruto (at least in the manga). Say what you want about them, but at least Sasuke and Sakura had a dynamic.

Anyways, funny ha ha, Orochimaru gets an Uchiha in the way they least expected.

MitsuBoru

Gayer than any of the Naruto dynamics and that is saying something. However, I struggle to like the ship because I’m just so confused.

First, why does Boruto have so many lancer/foil/rival characters. Kawaki, Sarada, and Mitsuki all act as lancers. I get that writing doesn’t have to be formulaic, but they aren’t even all lancers to each other, having dynamics that bounce off of each other, they’re just lancers to Boruto. At least for me, it’s already gotten really boring and ends in the three’s dynamics with each other falling flat.

Second, the sun and moon symbolism makes no sense to me as a writing decision. The obvious problem is that it’s redundant; it’s already been used for multiple Naruto dynamics. The less obvious problem is that it contradicts Mitsuki’s manga introduction. Mitsuki was introduced as the middle between Boruto and Sarada’s two extremes, taking up a role similar to Sakura’s in the og team 7. If he’s supposed to be the moon to Boruto’s sun, why is he introduced to us as the earth? The admittedly more minor problem that distracts me is that Orochimaru was the one that Mitsuki down this road. Why? Orochimaru wasn’t redeemed by Naruto and has never shown interest in him or this philosophy before now. My best guess is that they’re fascinated by Naruto’s affect on Sasuke, but that still leaves me with questions.

It makes me think that the writer didn’t have any ideas when they introduced these two.

BoruSumi

I don’t like how the fandom is making another love square, but I doubt there’s anything I can do to stop them.

This ship is boring because Sumire is boring. That one anime arc made her interesting, but it’s referenced and relevant so rarely that she goes back to being boring. I’d like this more if the story let Sumire be morally gray or treated her like a redeemed villain more. As of right now, I think the only leg the ship has to stand on is writing tropes and I do not care.

KawaSumi

This ship feels like the product of the same people who ship SasuHina/SasuIno/SasuKarin/KibaHina out of spite. My last post/reblog went into why this happens but the short of it is that it’s easier to ship something in peace if the biggest “threats” to it are paired together. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I have a feeling most KawaSumi shippers also ship BoruSara.

KawaHima

Please… just stop. If not for yourself, then for me. I’m already barely coping with how popular NejiHina is. Why have I seen this as much as I have??? This feels like a personal attack on my sanity. They’re siblings.

Other

This is the section for all the ships I have little/no opinions on. I think MitsuCho is too boring for how popular it is, I think ChoSara should be more popular, I’m disturbed by all of the Eida x next gen ships because she looks and acts like an adult (at least how adults are portrayed in Boruto), and I’m surprised Code x Eida isn’t more popular, but I also think that Code has gotten the Kabuto treatment and isn’t very popular in the fandom.

The ships I haven’t mentioned I either have so little fucks to give or so little information on that I have ZERO thoughts about.

[yoakkemae]

braindumps about kakashi's jinchūriki verse that are popping up as i think about them.

kakshi's status as a jinchūriki is a deep, hokage level secret. there are very few people who knows due to the potential destabilising effects of his survival. minato, kushina, jiraiya, sarutobi, and danzō (once sarutobi is back in office) know, but no one else does. as time went on, kakashi did inform gai and, later, tenzō, but those are it. when tsunade is sworn into office, she is informed of kakashi's status too.

related to the above bullet point, naruto isn't informed until he accesses the kyūbi's chakra for the first time, and then kakashi trains with naruto on accessing chakra along with jiraiya. sakura is informed about both kakashi and naruto's status during the timeskip. sasuke is not informed about kakashi's status while still in the village. he finds out later after he joins the akatsuki.

kakashi and isobu get along great because they don't really bother each other. they do snark at each other sometimes, but they've come to an understanding. kakashi rarely uses isobu's chakra, but he does know how to access it safely when he needs to.

kakashi and itachi do not know each other well. kakashi was only in root anbu for like a year and never joined the standard anbu corps. as such, he was never itachi's anbu captain and thus never trained itachi. however, they do know of each other because shisui was the one who watched over kakashi while his chakra control was still messed up and told him about the mangekyō sharingan.

during the time-skip, kakashi still ran a lot of solo s-rank missions, but he had more check-ins than usual due to the akatsuki slowly gaining strength and as they gathered more information to know that they were for sure gathering all of the jinchūriki, information about kakashi got locked down further and he had to check in more and more.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Hehe, another fun thought for Travelor Gai.

Maybe after a while of constant run ins with Obito and Kakashi (at which point he figures out they are definitely gods). Maybe he asks them for a favor? Like:

Gai: Kakashi! Obito...I know you two must be incredibly busy-

Obito: *mutters* Not that busy since my brother constantly drags me around to stalk your mortal ass-

Kakashi: *elbows!!*

Obito: *OW!!! One more hit and I'm telling dad!!!*

Gai: -and I'd hate to take up any of your precious time with any of my requests- But... I know you always make the most spectacular storms in the summer time, Kakashi... they're mesmerizing... while there may I leave a letter with you to give to my family? They must be worried...

Kakashi:... I would be happy to.

Just Kakashi and Obito sometimes delivering letters for Gai, to let his family know he's not dead/ having a wonderful time finding himself. Or would they pawn that task off on someone like Naruto, who I think is the messenger god.

Kakashi would pawn off most messages to Naruto, but Kakashi also has eight hounds who will happily take those messages and who can carry his storms inside of them (enough for one storm but still)

So what i’m saying is…

Kakashi placing a small storm inside of Bull, who’s lightning and thunder is loud but playful, and sending him off to leave a letter from Gai to his family

Gai watching as this huge dog made of pure lightning arrives at Kakashi’s side and happily takes the letter into his mouth and gets really excited when Kakashi touches his back to place a storm inside of him.

Gai’s family will get the letter and a storm, and pretty soon a good playful storm becomes synonymous with Gai’s safety for them

[hypersomniaaboutsleeping]

💫 FROM NARUTO TO BORUTO FANFICTION💫 #8

Official name: Unexpected

Only here on En here. From author personally.

P.s. sometimes dumb! Oops. (Daichi/dai/day - one person)

- Who.. Will beat, who is beaten?

It quickly dawned on Sarada that they were probably going to be placed in pairs against each other.

Day grinned slyly, already suspecting who would split up and how. It remained only to confirm their own guesses..

- So you want to play Dorokey? Well, we kind of came to train, didn't we, dattebasa?

- This is also a training session. Do not be afraid to beat in full force, we are divided with the help of a counting machine! Come on, let's get in a circle.. It is not necessary to take hands.

"Not to be afraid? Who's afraid here! I'm sure I'll be with Sarada, we've been working as a team the longest! Why is he procrastinating?!" - Bo walked forward to be in the circle..

- Ready? It's long!.. - And started..

- One! Sleeping when not getting into a fight is Shukaku

Two! It burns like wasabi is Matatabi

Three! Like sobu noodles, Isobu floats

Four! The Monkey King without a deadline is SonGoku

Five! Always in a hurry somewhere - Kokuo

Six! He is in no hurry and lazy as a horseradish — this is Saiken

Seven! The flying scarab beetle is a Chomey

Eight! "Yo" speaks without boredom — Gyuki

Nine! In my heart, like my mama, it's a Kurama!

- Yeah, well, I don't want to be on the team with him..

-I'm not happy with you either, dattebasa. - Boruto snorted.

Menma made a sad face, but then remembered that they, in fact, should catch two opponents, preferably without getting injured.

- You will definitely not be able to turn around on the limits of the playground.. Then you can play in the clearing. - Daichi folded his hands significantly. Pretty missed to the spot..

- It's huge.. - It seems that someone was counting on an easy victory. In his style.

- Bo, well, it's also more interesting! About.. And they've already disappeared, that's it!

Menma tried to listen.. But it didn't do much.

- You need to capture the victims and immobilize them. Use the fact that the enemy is familiar to you. The victory is counted if completely! I wish you a good time, we fight in full force. - Haruno disappeared from sight as quickly as the "broken ones".

- Yes, it's difficult! Fi-ine, we need to gather our courage..

The black-haired man was quiet for a while, and then..

- Shadow cloning technique. - Puts a couple of fingers on top of each other, creating several clones. - Two of us quietly comb the area. The third distracts. The fourth and fifth watch from the trees.

- Hey, I actually wanted to participate! - One of the clones appears loudly.

- I recommend you to obey until a replacement is found for you. What are we standing for? Go ahead. Who will yell is subject to immediate replacement. - Menma arrogantly turned around, folding his arms. - Are you going to do something, or will you become a bait?

- You are the bait yourself! Anyway, listen..

..Meanwhile, on one of the trees.

Mitsuki took an observation position, straightening up on a branch. Sarada was sitting next to her, ready for the fact that these two would probably attack in a hurry and the sharingan would have to be activated very quickly.

- Well, well, that's where our guys hid. And I've been looking for you.

Daichi appeared on the branch so unexpectedly that he was almost bumped into right there.

- Whoa, whoa, calm down, I'm out of the game. So, the rest of the rules. You must not allow yourself to be touched by hunters in any known way. Self-defense can be in full force, but do not forget that even in the most perfect armor there is a gap.  That's it, I'm flying away. Have a good game!

He disappeared as quickly as he appeared. But they remembered the rules.

"The game will be very cruel if our hands are completely untied.. Daichi-sama is counting on this," Mitsuki quickly flashed.

- He's going to...

..Meanwhile, already at the house of Day and Mikoto-san.

- ..push them against each other. They must be prepared for the fact that no one will give mercy in a real battle.

Haruno busily sipped tea from a colorful porcelain mug.

- Of course, we are glad that you invited us to discuss the issue of Menma's training at the academy.. But. Such a child should already surpass academic techniques. The boy will die of boredom, especially in the middle of the school year, we will not be able to push him into the team, no matter how much we would like..

Hatake sat opposite with Umino, being invited guests.

- But he's still a kid first of all, Kakashi. And we knew such a thing.. - Iruka has already finished his sake, not wanting anything else.

- We can only agree on that. As soon as Menma woke up, he immediately began to chatter about what he would find and deal with.. Which will be stronger.. Nonsense is nonsense, but he is manic in achieving goals. And I can't leave him on Daichi-kun all the time, he needs freedom too.

Mikoto smiled lightly in her usual manner, and was doing her cooking from the bottom of her heart. There was always something on the stove as soon as the girl appeared at home..

- We will help you. - Kakashi suddenly agreed. - But let's be honest with us.. Uzumaki can lead by the nose as much as you want. But I know only one family who knew so many fire techniques that they can be jonin in this area. Your name is definitely not Kumiko. You are not used to it, and everyone calls you differently within the family..

Day paused in the background babbling. He sighed.

- And Menma, unlike Daichi, respects you. It's definitely not like him, right?

The girl stopped washing the plate to shine.

- I'm not his sister. Is that what you wanted to know? We are really related.

- The Uchiha clan was restricted to your family after the tragedy. And that means..

- So what?

- You own fire on the male line. Isn't that right, Madara?

- WHOOOO? WHEN THEY WERE GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS DATTEBAN'O?!

Probably, Day experienced extreme shock from that.. That he was hitting on a man without knowing about it.

Of course I had nothing against it, but..

- Don't you dare yell at me!

Now Madara, still in a woman's body, with a careless movement dropped the plate exhausted with a stiff sponge, finally breaking it, and, perhaps, Day's hopes along with it.

- I keep all these morons so that they are fed, dressed, and even restored documents from scratch for a month! Can you be at least a little grateful and not bother me seven days a week after some fucking unsafe work with hell?!

- Madara, I... I'm sorry, I didn't know it would hurt you so much. You are usually very calm.

Now Kakashi was even ashamed.

"You're a leaky head, he obviously doesn't look like that out of fun now, he also pressed on a few days off.."

- Well. Yes, you're right. I'm a man. I was just cursed shortly before we found ourselves in Daichi's world. I'm thinking of contacting Sakura-chan. But there is one impressive problem, I could just wait for my sister..

- Let's discuss this right after. What's the problem? We could connect the doctors to this and figure it out, you're right about that..

Iruka exhaled, realizing that the situation had become much more tense after what his friend had done.

- My body at the moment has transformed into just a similar female one of my job's partner, leaving only my eyes, which, to be honest, I still haven't got used to, from which I don't use sharingan, you never know how it will react. In addition, the present was pierced in the abdominal region, the removal of the curse is simply unsafe.

- You can die instantly when the curse is lifted. - Umino concluded. - But at the same time, in order to be able to own the sharingan again, you have to take it off. A vicious circle.

The kitchen was filled with suffocating silence.

[dabideku-tododeku-bakudeku-2023]

Hi....If you don't mind, can I ask, what are your top 10 (or top 7) favorite media (can be books/ manga/ anime/movies/tv series)? Why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before......Thanks....

Thanks for asking! I have a lot of favorites but narrowing them down to ten will be a challenge. I will try though!

Top 10

Ten: Howl's Moving Castle (Book)

Nine: The Lion King (2019) (Movie)

Eight: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing (Anime)

Seven: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz (Anime Movie)

Five: Heaven Official's Blessing/TGCF (Donghua/Anime)

Four: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/MDZS (Donghua/Danmei)

Three: Naruto/Shippuden (Manga/Anime)

Two: The Hobbit (Book)

One: The Lion King (1994) (Movie)

Number one may be of shock but it was the first movie I remember loving as a kid, and even now, I can watch it in different languages and STILL understand what is going on purely from memory! Now I also didn't include My Hero Academia in this, although I have been obsessed with it lately, and that is purely because I actually have not read or watched it yet! I have gotten my knowledge and love for it through osmosis and fervent research!

Gundam Wing was the first anime that I fell in love with, and Endless Waltz was the first anime movie I watched and bought. Naruto/Shippuden was my first obsession, and the source material for my first fanon Yaoi ship.

The Hobbit was my first full-length novel. I read it in the 4th grade, and after taking a test on it, I got 17/20 questions right, which was a surprise for my teachers!

MDZS and TGCF are the first Danmei/Donghua I got into, and that was literally about 6 months ago!

There are plenty of other media I like. The Magic School Bus was my favorite cartoon growing up. Then there is Emergency (circa 1970's). I like the Alien franchise a lot. Mobile Suit Gundam SEED is another anime I love. I am also a big fan of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives from the Food Network. Card Captor Sakura is good to watch. There are countless others, the ones I listed are simply the most influential ones to the person I am now.

Tell me, what are your faves?

[fieldofgoldenrushes]

Okay so I am loving your ADJL fanfic and just wanted to ask what inspired this particular version? Was it the original plan for post- homecoming where Rose stays in nyc and dates Nigel?

The idea of this story actually came to me while the show was airing but I never got around to the details of it. I wasn’t sure how to start it. I wasn’t a confident writer at the time. Bits and pieces would come to my mind and I would write it down but I never could find a way to actually convert the idea into a decent story. Believe it or not, it wasn’t until I watched Naruto: Road to Ninja that helped me set the story in motion. I don’t know how but it helped me write the first chapter and from there on I was just typing away.

I always liked AU stories of a show or movie. I found it interesting how people could alter the reality of a show but also still manage to make them go through similar issues as the original universe and adding more depth to their character.

When I saw that in the original script that Rose was going to stay in New York after homecoming and end up dating Nigel, it helped me put together a few missing pieces I needed to complete this story. I didn’t want to characters to go through every single step they went through in the show so the scripts were able to help me add a little twist and give it a more ‘realistic’ appeal.

I also wanted to be able to shed some light to some of the background characters like Courtney (who was Rose’s best friend), Rose’s twin sister (seriously, where’d she go after homecoming?), Marnie, Danika, Kyle, and also characters we’ve since in the show. Even Nigel since we didn’t really learn much about him aside from the fact he’s a wizard in training.

The original characters were actually inspired by some of my friends and family members. They were able to help me give some of them more personalities than just fill-ins.

Sorry if this was a lengthy response.

[in-my-feels-probably]

Congrats on 1K!!! What an amazing feat!!

I wanted to request the 2nd option, a romantic fic with the maradures era. I go with she/her pronouns and would be liked to be matched up with a guy pls!

There are a lot of things I like.

A few years ago I used to be really timid and pessimistic, but with the help of my family and friends I got to grow out of my shell and improved a lot since then.

I can now stand up for myself when I feel like I've been wronged, I can also be okay with myself when I make a mistake and I am more into self care and treating myself than before. Now I have a optimistic view of the world, I like to view myself as a bit of a sunshine person now.

Of course everyone has their off days, their relapses and I'm no different, but I do think I'm getting better at handling those burst of negative emotions.

I love music, love to listen to all types of genres and I play the violin myself. I think of music as a universal language, where I can feel connected, expressive and warm.

I also love to read, I haven't picked up a book in a while but I'm reading a series right now and am beginning to fall in love again! The same thing goes with playing videogames, I've picked up a few and falled in love with it. I wish to keep up these hobbies.

Anime also does this to me, I have a deep connection with anime, as I've seen it with my family and hold great meaning to me. Especially Naruto since I watched the whole series with my brother. I get goosebumps watching an anime close to heart and smile my hardest when I hear the music.

I care deeply for my friends, hope the best in their lives. However, i do have a problem of comparing myself to them and their great feats and at times envy overcomes me. I know this projects my insecurities but I'm getting better at become more confident in myself and learning to be proud of myself.

Sports are my outlet, my main one being soccer and I've also wrestled and played rugby. I can forget about the stress of school and other personal stuff when I'm on the field and mat. For some reason I love contact sports, the exhaustion that comes with it and the reward that comes after is so satisfying.

I also love to make jokes, I cannot live a live without laughers and jokes to the point of crying. I love to tease my friends, be stupid and have fun. I believe that what life is for, enjoyment and laughter and bliss.

Thank you! And congrats once again!! ❤️❤️

hi!

thank you for participating :)

i ship you with sirius!

i think sirius would find your shyness endearing. he wouldn't mind moments when you were quiet, but he'd also be really proud of you in moments where you confidently carried yourself. he'd protect you if he needed to, but he'd be so much more proud to see you stand up for yourself. he'd love a girl with a little bit of bark, and he'd be very amused watching you put people in their place. but he'd also equally enjoy putting someone else in their place if he needed to. he'd never want you upset or uncomfortable, and would do whatever he could to make you feel good.

sirius knows better than anyone that there are some days where you wake up and can already tell its going to be a rough day. he'd really appreciate that youd be a support system for each other when one of you woke up feeling bad. and he'd also really love that you're an optimist. i think sirius has a really good heart, but he'd be more of a pessimist than an optimist. live has just made him that way. your optimism would give him hope.

sirius LOVES music. he'd be so excited that you're just as passionate about it as him. he'd really love that you're passionate about the things close to you, because he cares about music more than almost any hobby he has. he connects to it on a deep emotional level, and would really value you doing the same.

sirius cares about his friends more than he cares about himself. he'd do anything and everything for them, and would appreciate that you'd do the same. he'd notice when you felt a little insecure in the group, knowing you compared yourself to some of your friends. he'd make it a point to tell you that you were every bit as good as them, and that you were just as valued, if not more. he'd never want you to feel less than.

sirius could die a happy man knowing you liked sports. just like he and james put their all into quidditch and use it as an outlet, you'd do the same. seeing as you like sports, you'd of course go to every game that he was in. it would fill him with pride to see you in the stands, cheering him on.

jokes and pranks are one of sirius's favorite things in the world. humor is one of his little joys. being stupid with each other and enjoying each other's company would be his favorite. you'd tell jokes back and forth, laughing so hard until your stomachs hurt and tears were rolling down your faces.

in your downtime, sirius would have quidditch practice. he'd come back to the common room where you were reading while waiting for him, instantly easing as he sees you.

"did you have a good practice, love?" you'd ask, putting down your book.

he'd nod, humming. "yeah, it was good. i'm tired, though."

he'd dramatically flop onto the couch, laying his head in your lap. you'd smile down at him, taking his hand in yours.

"where's james?" you'd ask, making him grin.

"may or may not have hexed his broom to fly around the pitch. i expect he's still out there trying to catch it."

you playfully slapped his arm, although you couldn't stifle your chuckle. "sirius! that's not funny. what did he do to deserve that?"

"he nicked my stash of choclate frogs!'

you nodded, amused by his enthusiasm. "i see. so it was totally justifiable, then?"

he'd squeeze your hand, settling further into your lap. "now you're getting it, love."

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so sorry for the wait! thanks again for participating :)

[keirametzbrassknuckles]

Watching a video ranking the Wicked merch tie-ins and I think what people forget/lose track of is that Elphaba isn't actually a punk edgy alt girl. She's in her dorm room wearing sweatpants and watching Naruto with 17 calculus books open around her. Girl is a capital N Nerd who has never had an ounce of self confidence ever in her entire life. She is not wearing a spiked choker or a bandeau top with weird cut outs.

[russenoire]

i haven't seen an inability on the part of fan artists to draw fat people outside of this patently unrealistic uniform roundness in my primary fandom, thankfully. i'm also not sure i'd characterize all the fat serizawa fanart i see as fetishistic, either.

though i understand the discomfort around fattening up japanese characters for art's sake when japan's obesity rate is so low (~7.5% of the population), and often take issue with applying one's own cultural lens across the board? here, i cannot relate.

many of the reasons for that statistic are healthy ones, like:

cultural norms around not overeating (the 腹八分 or hara-hachi-bun principle—eating until 80% full—being one example);

the normalization of walking everywhere;

excellent public transit;

exercise breaks in schools and in workplaces, etc.

some of them are not:

the harsh shaming of children, especially girls, for gaining even small amounts of weight;

annual workplace weigh-ins and government-levied penalties on companies with too many overweight staff.

members of my weekly anime binge-watch group have expressed justified discomfort with how fat people are depicted sometimes in the shows we watch, if they appear at all. i've started to take notice more myself: for every neutrally stout or fat character (keiichi ikari, paranoia agent) in my own watching, there's a frickin' skinny female character distressed about the possibility of gaining a kilo or two (koyomi mizuhara and tomo takino, azumanga daioh; sakura haruno and ino yamanaka from naruto). or a fat otaku dude who is relentlessly bullied until he loses the weight, or a fat character whose size is played for laughs.

anime is not always an accurate reflection of japanese culture, but character beats like these are dropped in without comment... in much the same way american media treats 'engagement' as just part of the marriage process, or show characters going out of their way not to visit doctors for whatever reason. it's not worth commenting on precisely because it IS common.

so i can understand why americans in particular do this. fatness is not rare here, but savaging and disrespect of fat people is customary anyway, and our media still depicts them as outliers. i cannot blame american fan artists for pushing back against all this culturally-encouraged self-hate and showing fat as something wonderful and worthy of appreciation too; perhaps this reads like fetishization to non-americans.

Fandom Problem #4042

fandom problem: this is a very small thing, but americans drawing anime characters fat because they feel like it’s “more realistic”…when said characters are japanese and japan has a much lower obesity rate than america. on top of that, the way fatness is talked about in fandom spaces feels almost creepy and fetishizing?

[hopemikaelsvns-moved]

LMAOOOO

i’d forever laugh when sasuke says that he’s more special than naruto bc sweetie, u are not. naruto got the look, the heart, the brain, the perfect personality and the power. u’ve only got the powers yes but u personality erase anything special about you tho

[susie-dreemurr]

Characters that forever changed the molecules in the brain of eight year old me, leaving me devastated, forever replicating them in my mind…

…Why are they all blonde-ish???? I’m gonna scream 😭😭😭

[paddington-two]

my six year old client keeps calling naruto "narto" and im losing my mind