#ineffable headcanons

[mrghostrat]

ineffable human headcanons: crowley creates vs aziraphale collects

i thought about doing a series of my human au headcanons, but i just don't have the drive at the moment. have this sketch for now, and pls join me in picturing crowley as any form of artist, writer, musician, sculptor, architect, engineer, programmer etc, inspired by his canonical creation of the stars 💕

[shades-o-grey]

- "I'd follow him to hell heaven and back

- I just wish He'd stop going"

- Crowley (probably)

[tujhse-raabta]

favourite azicrow tag/headcanon?

'didn't know they were married' is very close to my heart!!! preferably where it's Crowley who doesn't know lmao, that's just. infinitely precious.

I like domestic ace husbands<3 I also like qpr husbands, bcs AAAAVHFEOGKRKEOVOKEEVSWIVI anyways so

i also like seeing aziraphale jealous (Forgive Me) whereas Crowley's just nodding along to whatever the other guy's saying while daydreaming of weaving flowercrowns on a picnic with his angel

[itskathstyle]

Día 3 de la Ineffable Bureaucracy Week, y estoy escribiendo sobre comidas, pq estoy segura de que Lord Bee sí ensucia su infernal cuerpo con esas porquerías. @ineffablebureaucracyweek

"—Aquí tienes —le dice el arcángel poniendo un par de cervezas sobre la mesa —no tienes que consumirla.

Y entonces Beelzebub tiene que fingir que no se muere de ganas por tomarse esa cerveza y disfrutar de su paquete de papas".

En Ao3

En wattpad

[camilleflyingrotten]

Back on the bench

And again, and again…

[hg-aneh]

quick headcanon shiz

[fru1typunch]

I was told to share my TikTok on respecting each other's Good Omens headcanons here on Tumblr so HERE;

now can we all just shut up and hold hands or something (since aziracrow can't anymore)

[crowleys-hips]

things i headcanon Crowley invented:

only one sock disappearing in the washer/dryer. you know the one

youtube ads

gum on shoes

that one wobbly wheel on every shopping cart

you know when you're in traffic and one lane is going faster than the one you're in, so you switch to that one, but now this one's going slower than the other? that. it's one he often regrets.

back when wired earbuds were a thing - only one of them going bad

Nessie - an accident. he went swimming in his snake form once and someone took a blurry picture

unsynced audio or subtitles on media

pineapple on pizza - he did it to piss of Aziraphale

instagram poetry

pens/markers than run out of ink by the 3rd day (i'm looking at you Sharpies)

airplane food

the very common phenomenon when you forget your old password, go to reset it, and then get told your "new password can't be the same as your old password"

long red light/short green light

shower knobs that can't ever get the right temperature, it's either 3rd degree burns or hypothermia

crocs

feel free to add your ownnn

[crowleysgirl56]

Something I’ve noticed, throughout history Aziraphale changes his outfits just as much as Crowley.

I mean, at first he’s dressed like “An Angel”. This takes place during the periods when he is just observing Earth as an Angel of heaven.

Then once he’s “Gone Native” and is hanging out on Earth on a more permanent basis, he dresses to keep up with style and the times, and most importantly to blend in.

Then we get to 1941 and suddenly his outfit is static and unchanging. For 80 years he remains in the same outfit (and yes for this example I’m not including Brother Francis or Warlock’s birthday party because those were disguises).

He even laments to Crowley about his jacket being ruined when it was hit by a paintball.

And then is so happy when he fixes it.

So why is this? Why does he insist on wearing the same thing? For 80 years? Well after fashion has moved on multiple times. What’s so special and significant about this outfit exactly? Why does he love it so much?

It’s almost like perhaps something happened in 1941 that Aziraphale is trying to preserve. Or maybe, to recapture. Something to remind him of that night. GEE, I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE?!

I’ll see myself out.

[onceuponapuffin]

Because I'm in a sharing mood and have some extra time:

I've put this in a few other places, so if you see it floating around elsewhere it's me. As far as I know, I'm the only one with this headcanon.

After the Job debacle, Jemima keeps trying to summon Crawley. Not intentionally, and not by way of hellish ritual or anything. She just keeps praying to God for "that funny demon" to come back and play with her.

Crawley can feel it. At first he laughs it off, but after a while it gets annoying. So one day he goes back to Job's place to tell Jemima to stop doing that to tell her that she can't be doing that. He means to tell her off, really. But she ends up showing him all of her new pottery projects. By the time she eventually ends up plaiting his hair he makes up his mind to tell her...

When Sitis comes in, wondering who Jemima is talking to. She sees Crawley, recognizes him.

"Ah Bildad the Shuhite, how lovely to see you again. You're staying for dinner of course." Then she leaves, presumably to get dinner going. Crawley is left speechless, mouth open, no words, not given a choice.

At the dinner table, he feels out of place. Ennon and Kesiah keep looking at him funny, and once or twice they try to ask questions, but Sitis shushes them. After they eat, Crawley is given an open invitation to join them again next week. He says no.

Sitis sets him a place anyway.

He shows up.

Each dinner he's given another invitation. Each time he declines. Each time Sitis sets him a place anyway. Each time he shows up anyway. It's almost like she's known his type before. The type who are prickly on the outside, but sweet on the inside and just wanting someone who is willing to hold them regardless of the thorns. The only other person ever to do that has been Aziraphale, and Someone Knows where he is these days.

Next thing he knows, Crawley has actually become Bildad the Shuhite: Family Friend. He is around regularly, and even Ennon and Kesiah don't mind him so much, although they still roll their eyes at him whenever they think they can get away with it.

He tells Jemima his real name ONCE. While the two of them are alone, playing Tea Party with her dolls.

She mishears "Crawley" as "Crowley."

He keeps it.

[ineffable-romantics]

Thank GOD for those new promo pics.... I've always said this was the way I picture Aziraphale in modern day if he'd been the demon instead, and now I have the perfect angel!Crowley to match!

[myfairstarlight]

hc that when aziraphale and crowley finally get their cottage in the south downs, their nearest neighbours will turn out to be madame tracy and shadwell

[shades-o-grey]

Saw this adorable art posted by @periwinkle-berries of Aziraphale and Crowley doing a puzzle, >>>Link Here<<<

And it got me thinking what their "puzzle dynamic" would be. I mean...

Who is the one collecting all the edge and corner pieces first?

And who is the one digging through the pile and somehow connecting middle pieces like little galapagos islands?

My headcanon?

Aziraphale likes puzzles and enjoys doing them by himself but when he wants Crolwey to join he purposely starts looking for the middle pieces first because he knows it will drive Crowley crazy and he'll simply "have" to step in to "do it properly".

So Crowley finds all the corners and edge pieces to put together first (with Aziraphales help). Then once the all edges are found they swap and Crowley just slides potential pieces over while Aziraphale puts them togther.

By the end, Aziraphale always offers Crowley to put in the final piece but Crowley always lets Aziraphale do it because he knows it's his favourite part (and knows that he only offers to be kind and really would rather do it himself).

[izarph]

Because i'm a good Old-Fashioned lover boy .

[itskathstyle]

I just want invite you to my Ineffable Bureaucracy group. I really need more fans to Gabe and Lord Bee, so you will be welcome.

I'm trying to keep the group as a beautiful and pacific place, please don't come if you can't respect different opinions.

→don't forget accept the rules and say "yes" to the question←

[camilleflyingrotten]