#incorrext quotes

[rosadiazcentral]

Gina: Relationships should be 50/50. Rosa cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: *drops a wrench on his foot* Fuck! That hurt!

Tony: yeah, I know. I've done that loads too. We've all been victims of physics

[bbxkruger]

Adrian: *throwing his head onto y/n’s lap* tell me I’m pretty

Y/n: pretty fucking annoying is what you are

[theturtlebappe]

pedri: am I ugly?

gavi: noooo, you're the prettiest boy that i ever met

*on the other side*

neymar: am I ugly?

mbappe: as a fuck

[shnoop-shneep]

SK8 INCORREXT QUOTES

[sora-a-888]

23: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Prime: You're like 13 years old

23: I MIGHT DIE AT 26!

[prognostic-santhanas]

(OP's tags) its honestly giving 2010s 'hamilton incorrect quotes' uwu babygay tumblr, not to mention the gentrified and woobified mythos that are just pinterest moodboards and incorrext quotes 2 these ppl

Found the og.

And the reblogs...

these ppl want make a d&d campaign with them SO badly and im terrified

[coldstormyday]

Corazon: I was thinking of doing some magic

Prudence: You? Magic? Corazon.. it says TALENT show

[to-be-a-bat]

Everyone: bundled up in warm clothes and blankets because the power is out and the mansion is freezing

Tim: wearing shorts and a t-shirt

Steph: Tim aren't you freezing in that?!

Tim: A true hoe never gets cold

[talonsaga-trash]

Riley: Manga lied to me. I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing their soft side. It’s always me picking up the cats.

Riley:

Riley: Maybe I’m the bad boy.

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Wheein: So let me get this straight, you and Solar have been dating this whole time!?

Moonbyul: There’s actually nothing straight about it, but yeah.

[theturtlebappe]

Pedri: Welcome to dating advise with me, Pedri! Gavi: Pedri, amigo, what's your question? Pedri: How to know if Frenkie likes me? Gavi: He doesn't! Pedri: HA—

[backpackgrayson]

The Losers as Shit my Friends have Said P.5

*Eddie watching Richie skateboard*

Richie, right after falling: I’m in so much p a i n

Eddie: do you have tetanus?

Richie: God, I hope so!

[theboysinthematrix]

Frenchie: So, how does it taste?

Billy: It tastes horrible

Frenchie: I know, that's because I made it- wait, what?

[incorrect-dragonquest-quotes]

Angelo and 8: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Jessica: Guys, this is dumb

Angelo and 8: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Jessica:

Jessica: *sigh* ᕕ( ಠ_ಠ)ᕗ

[bigtittytom]

Jeremy: Okay, so for this next mission, I’ve equipped you with some of the most advanced technology on the market.

Wynonna: This is one of those sequined pencil cases that change colors when you rub your hand on it.

Jeremy: I know, isn’t it awesome!