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*Happily shakes the chicken*
Incorrect Bayern Quotes
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We need a Pedri version to this
https://www.tumblr.com/leclercloml/725989724597125120/footballers-fake-message-part-5-pablo-gavi?source=share
Hello anon! Yes ofcourse I can!! here it is hope you like it 🫶🏻🫶🏻
Footballers | Fake Text Part 8
(Pedri Gonzalez edition)
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atleti as textposts
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[At a restaurant]
Gavi: Hey, are you single?
Y/n: Yes I am.
Gavi: [Takes away the extra chair in
front of] Thanks.
Y/n:...
[Gavi walking back to his table with chair in his hand]
Pedri:What are you doing, you told me that you'd ask her number!!
Gavi: I GOT NERVOUS!!
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Ronald: you know, the smaller they are, the angrier they are; cause they don't have as much space in their bodies to contain all that anger.
Sergi: That is not how that works.
Lewa: Like it's not even close to being at least a bit scientifically accurate.
Alejandro: oh yeah? What about Pomeranians
Ansu: And chihuahuas
Fermin: And Gavi
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NOTE: Looks like those middle school confessions. VERY SORRY JS THOUGHT OF IT WHEN I FOUND THIS IMAGE SITTING AROUND IN MY CAMERA ROLL😭‼️)
Joshua: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.
Leon: What hints have you given them?
Joshua: Well, I think about them a lot, and sometimes I even think the eye contact we make is a sign.
Leon: Mayb—*gets cut off*
Joshua: I have feelings for you. *Looks away from him*
Leon: gets cut off again
Joshua: I like talking to you and being around you. *sighs*
Leon: is cut off again
Joshua: Do you realize that I am attracted to you more than you know?
Leon: What?! What does that mean?!
Joshua: You really don’t know? or are you acting?
Leon:* staring at him confused*
Joshua: … I thought that would be obvious by now.
*Before Joshua cut Leon off again, Leon placed his hand over Joshua's mouth.*
Leon: Quit talking already; I get it. Now that you have me all flustered, it's weird.
*Joshua looks at him with puppy eyes; the cold air made his eyes watery.*
Leon stares into his blue eyes: Wait, I don't mean weird, just that I'm all soft all of a sudden- I.. *Doesn't know what to say*
Joshua places his cold hands on top of Leon's: Me neither; I'm panicking. Um... let's just get back and forget about this, you know?
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We are not same bro 😪
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Gavi: Hermano, you are so close to perfection. Pedri: Oh really?! Gavi: Yeah. Because you are right next to me. Pedri:...
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Juanlu: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Isaac: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Juanlu: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Isaac: You wouldn’t?
Juanlu: I mean, unless you want to-
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y/n and john are dating, her brother is one of his teammates - one day during england camp, they joke around:
gareth southgate: so, do you recognize any of these men? y/n: i was hiding in the bathroom stall, so i didn't see his face, but i heard him. he was singing along to the music at the bar. gareth southgate: do you remember what he was singing? y/n: i think it was that song, "i want it that way" gareth southgate: backstreet boys, i'm familiar. okay...number one, can you please sing the opening to "i want it that way"? jordan pickford: really? okay. *starts singing* you are my fire... gareth southgate: number two, keep it going. kyle walker: the one desire... gareth southgate: number three... luke shaw: believe when i say... gareth southgate: number four! declan rice: i want it that way... gareth southgate: TELL ME WHY! together: ain't nothing but a heartache gareth southgate: TELL ME WHY! together: ain't nothing but a mistake gareth southgate: now number five john stones: i never want to hear you say gareth southgate: WOO! together: i want it that way gareth southgate: ahh. chills you guys, literal chills. y/n: it was number five, number five killed my brother. gareth southgate: oh my god, i forgot about that part!
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FYI Harold's british accent is the most british to ever accent
Incorrect Bayern Quotes
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Footballer | Fake Text part 6
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Liverpool incorrect quotes
Robbo: with all due respect, which is none,
Curtis: *sneaks into kirkby at 2am* Virgil: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were? Curtis: I was with… Uh… Ali! Alisson: *also turns in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Virg- I can’t stop the chair-
Ibou: pfft look at that idiot Robbo: *chasing after a squirrel with a baseball bat* Ibou: Ibou: shit that's my idiot
Curtis: why can't dinosaurs clap? Fabio: because their hands are too sh- Harvey: because they're all dead.
trent: i'm cold dominik: here take my jacket ibou: i'm cold robbo: *sets kirkby on fire*
dejan: would you kiss me for $100 mo: why? dejan: just curious mo: i guess? dejan: *slams $100 on the table* would you look at that-
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Gavi: *Gives Robert a friendship bracelet that says BFF*
Robert: Aww...I'm your best friend forever ❤?
Gavi: No, you my Best Father Figure! 😊
*Meanwhile*
Morata: * Heartbreaks * he has chosen someone else 😢.
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What if?
Alisson: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Robertson: What if it bites me and it dies!? Virgil: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Robbo, learn to listen. Trent: What if it bites itself and I die? Alisson: That's voodoo. Harvey: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Trent: That's correlation, not causation. Darwin: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Virgil, with a smirk: That's kinky.
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