#kylian mbappe incorrect quotes

[kylianmbappee]

[theturtlebappe]

Mbappé: There's no i in team but there's one in pizza Ramos: So you're not going to share your pizza? Mbappé: I'm not going to share my pizza.

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Mbappé, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?

Ramos, who's running the drive thru: ...

Ramos: Tequila.

[jkkyks]

May god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol for the car that took his mom to the hospital to deliver him..

[gaemen]

(I see yall Trentbappe haters... please don't interact tffff)

For @mbappesunderwear <3

Trent: Hey Ky.

Kylian looks over at him: Yeah?

Trent: You remind me of mac and cheese. Kylian: How so? Trent: I love mac and cheese.

Kylian with a big smile: Thats so corny.

*Trent's smile fades and looks at him*

Kylian nervously laughing: what?

Trent rolls his eyes: nothing... *Whispers under his breath* Dickhead...

Kylian: Are you mad? *Chuckles to himself*

Trent: No, I actually hate Mac and cheese. *Throwing away the bowl with mac and cheese.*

Kylian: Wait, what? Trent???

[yudgefudge]

“post more trentbappe content” there you go bitch now leave me alone

[why-so-forward]

Neymar: oh right there *groans* there *sigh*

Leo: *giving ney a massage after he pulls a muscle from whipping the neyney too hard* yeah? that feel good?

Kylian and Sergio in the other room:

[cadillac-ibra]

Messi: Se você morder e morrer, é venenoso. Se ele te morder e você morrer, é venenoso. Neymar: E se ele me morder e morrer!? Mbappé: Então você é venenoso. Jesus Cristo, Ney, aprenda a ouvir. Hakimi: E se ele se morder e eu morrer? Neymar: Isso é voodoo. Verratti: E se ele me morder e outra pessoa morrer? Ramos: Isso é correlação, não causalidade. Hakimi: E se nos mordermos e nenhum de nós morrer. Neymar: Isso é excêntrico. Marquinhos: Oh meu Deus.

[psgmisquotes]

After years of pretending to be cool and chill and down, I'm ready to embrace my identity as the highest maintenance bitch you ever saw in your fucking life. - Kylian Mbappé at some point surely

[kylianmbappee]

Friend: How was the honeymoon?

Y/n: Kylian got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Y/n: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Y/n: I love him.

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

Kylian [not looking at his phone as he picks it up]: Hello?

Neymar [on the other side]: Is this World Cup champion, Kylian Mbappe?

Kylian [confused]: What the--- Ney?

Neymar: Or is this Kylian "I beat psg with Monaco" Mbappe?

Kylian:......

Neymar: No? Maybe it's top scorer Kylian or player of the year Kylian?

Kylian [sighing]: You're not going to make me feel better by listing of my former accomplishments Ney.

Neymar: Golden boy Kylian Mbappe perhaps?

Kylian [lips twitching slightly]: Stop it.

Neymar [grinning]: Sorry, I thought you were World Class star of Paris Saint Germain Kylian Mbappe or that Kylian who won three league titles with psg?

Kylian: * finally unable to stop himself from laughing*

Neymar [smiling softly]: There he is.

Kylian [.....]: I hate you.

Neymar [grinning]: No you don't.

Kylian:......

Kylian [eyes a little bit lighter]: No I don't....thank you.

Neymar [ celebrating silently and giving a thumps up to a concerned Marquinhos and Thiago behind him]: Anytime brother.

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Messi: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Neymar, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.

Mbappé: Wow, Leo was late too! What a coincidence!

[incorrectfootballerquotes]

Kylian Mbappe: Wait, you would take a bullet for me?

Neymar: I would do anything for you

Neymar: Except eat a mushroom, those things are fucking nasty

[heartsoftruth]

Presentor: "Your goal is to lift the Ballon d'Or?"

Mbappé: "No. My next goal is to lift everything."

[cadillac-ibra]

Neymar: O que tá acontecendo?

CR7 chorando em um canto:

Messi transcendendo:

Mbappé batendo a testa na parede:

Suárez: Para mim está tudo normal.

[psgmisquotes]

Laure Boulleau: Kylian, are things that you would change about your style?

Kylian: Of course, everyone has a weakness.

Kylian: I, personally, am tragically talented and good-looking.