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If I had a nickel for every fictional (sometimes non-canon) wlw ship I obsessed over to the point of tears and insanity I'd have four nickles.
It's not weird. I am just pointing it out.
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Holt: Gina, what is this? Gina: It's my to do list. Holt: Oh, that's great. I'm so glad you're starting to be more - Holt: Holt: This just says 'Rosa'
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Rosa: I think I love you and I hate you for it
Gina: I'm just glad you came to your senses
*Rosa punches her*
Gina: ow, fine, I love you too and I don't hate you because I'm an amazing human
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Stephanie Beatriz, B99 Podcast
"Before we decided collectively, that Rosa was queer, I do things as we were shooting, that were Rosa being charmed by Gina.
So if you look back at some of the episodes, like body language wise, a lot of times I'll have my arm around the back of a couch that she's sitting on, or we're very close to each other, like in each other's physical space. And then there's that great line where she's like"
'You know in another lifetime, you and I would've made a hot ass couple.
'Agreed'
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Charles: Rosa hasn't answered her phone all day, she must be asleep or something. Gina: Rosa never sleeps in, let me try. Charles: Oh please, like she'll answer you over me - Rosa, instantly: Hello?
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Gina: Hold up, are you flirting with me? Rosa: Um, no? Gina: Well you should.
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Gina: Am I straight? Rosa: I hope not. Amy: Not since Rosa came along. Jake: Definitely not. Gina: ...I meant my parking. Amy: Still no.
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While I support - and am frankly happy - that the show let Rosa have no romantic interest in Charles, I think that even if it were for a short while, them dating would have been interesting
They're literally the badass and malewife trope
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I think Rosa and Gina were in a queer platonic relationship, i think it fits them so well, I love them.
#brooklyn 99#b99#rosa diaz#gina linetti#queer platonic relationship#qpr#I love qpr dianetti#i love romantic dianetti#i love platonic dianetti#i love fwb dianetti#i just love dianetti#give them to me in any shape or form and I will eat it up
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Headcannons: Rosa Diaz×platonic!reader
You giving her cute dog shaped keychain, and her using the keychain to hold her motorcycle keys.
Her bringing you chocochip cookies when she passes by a bakery, because she knows you like cookies.
Her finding out you are crying alone in the bathroom and pulling out the gun asking "give me a name and address"
Giving a stink eye to your new boyfriend/girlfriend, and investigating them thoroughly to know whether they are really good for you.
When she knows your partner makes you happy, her threatening your partner to never hurt you or else....
You hugging her one day due to a tough case, and she actually hugging you back.
You falling asleep on her shoulders and her not moving at all, and asking everyone else to shut up and not disturb you.
You bringing her RoboCop duckling toy, because it's her favourite movie, and her cracking a smile for a second.
Since you love lego, her building lego sets with you in free time , and you building her a lego motorcycle.
#rosa diaz having a soft spot for you#brooklyn nine nine#rosa diaz headcannon#rosa b99#rosa diaz#nbc b99#b99
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watching brooklyn 99 so far has just been gay panic for Rosa and "oh, so that's where the meme comes from!"
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Rosa: I am a moderate and peaceful person Amy: You threw a chair at someone three minutes ago. Rosa: Yes. And it was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I was planning to throw at him.
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Rosa Diaz not only being a Gilmore Girls watcher but having strong feelings about Lorelai’s life is something so special to me (she was right, Lorelai should’ve gotten to be happy at the series end)
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Rosa: If you had to choose between Charles or all the money in my pockets what would you pick? Gina: Depends, how much we talking? Charles: Gina?! Rosa: 50 cents Gina: Sold. Charles: GINA?!
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Rosa: I can't believe you're leaving me with these dummies
Gina: Awe i'll miss you too Ro
Rosa: Not what I said
Gina: Yet my statement still stands
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stay out of my life
Or I'll suckerpunch you
-Rosa probably
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