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Gina: Relationships should be 50/50. Rosa cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Rosa: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Gina: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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Gina: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Rosa: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Gina: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Rosa: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Rosa: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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Rosa: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Rosa: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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Rosa: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

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Rosa: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

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BROOKLYN NINE NINE — 5.07 | DFW

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If I had a nickel for every fictional (sometimes non-canon) wlw ship I obsessed over to the point of tears and insanity I'd have four nickles.

It's not weird. I am just pointing it out.

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Holt: Gina, what is this? Gina: It's my to do list. Holt: Oh, that's great. I'm so glad you're starting to be more - Holt: Holt: This just says 'Rosa'

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Rosa: I think I love you and I hate you for it

Gina: I'm just glad you came to your senses

*Rosa punches her*

Gina: ow, fine, I love you too and I don't hate you because I'm an amazing human

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Stephanie Beatriz, B99 Podcast

"Before we decided collectively, that Rosa was queer, I do things as we were shooting, that were Rosa being charmed by Gina.

So if you look back at some of the episodes, like body language wise, a lot of times I'll have my arm around the back of a couch that she's sitting on, or we're very close to each other, like in each other's physical space. And then there's that great line where she's like"

'You know in another lifetime, you and I would've made a hot ass couple.

'Agreed'

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Charles: Rosa hasn't answered her phone all day, she must be asleep or something. Gina: Rosa never sleeps in, let me try. Charles: Oh please, like she'll answer you over me - Rosa, instantly: Hello?

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Gina: Hold up, are you flirting with me? Rosa: Um, no? Gina: Well you should.

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Gina: Am I straight? Rosa: I hope not. Amy: Not since Rosa came along. Jake: Definitely not. Gina: ...I meant my parking. Amy: Still no.