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[bananasareblue4]

Lilly:James,how do I look?

James: With your eyes Lilly

[the-suicidal-lizard]

Stopping each other.

Batman: Where's the Riddler?

Dennis: Doing stuff...

Batman: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Scarecrow?

Dennis: Trying to stop Edward from doing stuff.

Batman: Mad Hatter?

Dennis: Trying to stop Jonathan from stopping Edward from doing stuff.

Batman: I see. And what are you doing here, Music Meister?

Dennis: I'm supposed to stop you, from stopping Jervis, from stopping Jonathan, from stopping Edward from doing stuff...

[rielles96]

Did I just forgot my own character designs? Yes I did. Did I just forgot how to draw on paper? Definitely. I hope you enjoy this one. And yes, the one who can find the headcanon (not mine) that inspired this one... I don't know get a 🍫. ( yes, I'm living for your headcanons guys, if you want to see your headcanons as a comic by me, tag me under your post, and if I like that one I gonna draw it... fun may. Yes this is my May project) #remadora #incorrectharrypotterquotes #fanart #harrypotter #harrypotterfanart #remuslupin #nymphadoratonks #comics #sketches #sketch #sketchbook #traditionalarts #couplegoals #riellesarts https://www.instagram.com/p/COtJ1xPg7y2/?igshid=aicr3fbdc8y0

[incorrectspquotes]

Kenspeckle: [to Valkyrie] Don’t do anything dangerous!

Skulduggery: You and I both know that’s asking too much.

[theintrovertedmess]

Hermione : *ignores Draco*

Draco : lol whatever

Harry : *ignores Draco*

Draco : *angry gay screeching noises*

[slytherinsproblemchild]

Remus: It’s a dying breed

Sirius and James: What is?

Remus: My patience with you two

[theelderswear]

Based on this text post from @incorrect-harry-potter-quotes​​

[incorrectriversoflondon]

Peter: Where is my fucking staff?

Nightingale: Peter, Abigail's here, say it nicer.

Peter: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking staff?

[thesignofwizardry]

Lily and James singing in the common room

Both: ...sure as the stars above I'd really like to-

James: -kiss you!

Lily: -screw you.

Both: Oh.

[charles-macaulay]

ron: why are only roosters allowed to start the day with screaming?

harry: you are not allowed to do that because i sleep in the same room and will murder you without regret.

[demidorks]

Piper: Hey, Annabeth, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?

Annabeth: Oh, sure!

Piper: [lays down cards] Alright, this one tells me you’re a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Annabeth: Piper, these aren’t even tarot cards, they’re just pictures of me...

[bananasareblue4]

Lilly:James how could you possibly do that?!

James: Yes, you are right. I feel terrible.

Lilly: Really?

James: No.

[incorrect-laferry-quotes]

LaF: Hey, Perr, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?

Perry: Oh, sure!

LaF: [lays down cards] Alright, this one tells me you’re a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Perry: LaF, these aren’t even tarot cards, they’re just pictures of me...

[dailytech-info]

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[totallylegit-sixofcrows]

Nina (to Jesper and Wylan): You guys are idiots, did you know that?

Jesper: In our own defense, we actually did know that.

[theintrovertedmess]

Harry : What are you, eleven?

Draco : Yeah, from a scale of 1-10