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Barty: you saved me. I owe you my life.
Evan: no thanks. I've seen it and i'm not very impressed
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James: so I say to her "water? I barely even know you."
Remus: stop talking to me like we're in the middle of a conversation, we just sat down.
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Remus: Once James and Sirius had a fight that went like this
Sirius: “anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!”
James: “Sirius.”
Remus: and to this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it
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Regulus: "I love you."
Regulus: "With all my heart."
Regulus: "I'll give you all the crust to my pizzas."
James: "Aww, even the ones with cheese?"
Regulus: "Even the ones with cheese."
Regulus, to the camera: "I fucking hate pizza crust."
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one day when the marauders get detention...
james: oh deer
sirius: dog gone it
peter: rats
remus: i was un - a - were that we had to face these consequences
*muffled giggling*
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(after a fire in their dorm)
remus: is this what you want??? for me to identify your charred bodies through dental records?
james: SIRIUS DID IT
sirius: JAMES DID IT
peter: …we’re going to the dentist?
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McGonagall on 1st of September: If there were any points to take, you two would’ve lost them all.
James: How about you give us both ten and then take five?
Sirius: Personally I think the confetti over there deserves at least twenty.
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1st year: Pink isn't puck rock!
Sirius, voice cracking: whAT?
Remus, placing book down slowly: Sirius, pink is the most puck rock thing you'll ever see
✨️3 hours later✨️
Sirius: you promise pink is that punk rock
Remus, rolling his eyes: on my love for you, I swear it
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Marauders era characters in a Zombie apocalypse pt1
Remus:
-has plans
-has stock of foods and water
-probably the last one that will die
Sirius:
- will kill the zombies even if it's unecessary
- chaotic
- will survive
- has literally no plans
- would protect his friends without dying
James:
- would freak out at first
- partner in crime of Sirius
- has no plans
- would sacrifice himself to save his friends
- will find Lily
Peter:
- panicking the whole time
- scared but managed to kill some
- the first one that will die (I'm sorry 😭)
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sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"
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James: why don't you have a boyfriend?
Regulus: I have strict parents. What about you?
James: you have strict parents.
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James, flirting: Are you into men? Asking for a friend ;))
Regulus, oblivious: Which friend? Remus? Yes, I'm into men.
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Sirius: They locked us inside. Quick! Give me your credit card!!!
Remus: Here!
Sirius: *pockets it* James, kick down the door!
Remus: …
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Game of Who Am I
Sirius, having Freddie Mercury on his nametag: "Am I a blonde?"
James: "Nope."
Sirius: "Am I attractive?"
Remus: "Yes. I'd love to fuck the life out of you if I was given the permission."
Sirius: "No, I meant the name I have, not me, Remus."
James:
Peter:
Remus:
Lily:
Marlene:
Dorcas:
Mary:
Sirius: "And just so you know, you do have my permission."
Peter: "ANYWAYS-"
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Remus: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Remus, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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James: He hates me! Why does your uncle hate me Sirius??
Sirius: Oh...Because I told him you were the one who smoked pot in my room when I visited him in 5th year
James: WHAT??
Regulus *coming inside* : Hey, what's going on?
James: Sirius told Alphard that I smoked pot in Sirius' room in 5th year!
Regulus: What? Were you even there?
Sirius: ...I told him he flew out of the window
James: And why did he believe it?
Sirius: Because I told him what an excellent quidditch player you are :)
James: awwww :) you really-
Regulus: NO. Don't even start. Sirius, James and I are supposed to tell him that we live together TODAY and we can't do that if he hates James!
Sirius: Okay! Okay...I'll tell him.
(1 hour later)
Regulus: So. Did you tell him?
Sirius: Yeah about that. I was thinking of maybe writing him a letter-
Regulus: Okay you know what? You had your chance.
Regulus *goes up to Alphard*: Uncle. James didn't smoke pot in 5th year, Sirius did.
Sirius: YOU ARE SUCH A TATTLETALE!!
Alphard: Is this true Sirius?
Sirius: Yes..
Regulus: And uncle. Sirius was the one who melted your collection.
Sirius:
Sirius: REGULUS' ONLY FRIEND FOR YEARS WAS OUR HOUSE ELF
Regulus: *gasp*
Regulus: SIRIUS AND REMUS BROKE UP, GOT TOGETHER AND BROKE UP. AGAIN!
Sirius: REGULUS BECAME A DEATH EATER THEN WENT ON A SECRET MISSION TO FIND THE HORCRUXES. ON HIS OWN!
Regulus: SIRIUS IS GOING TO ASK REMUS TO MARRY HIM!
Remus: what
Sirius: YOU LITTLE- REGULUS AND JAMES ARE LIVING TOGETHER!!
Alphard: ....That is a lot of information to take in 30 seconds. I will have a word with both of you later. And James.
James:
Alphard: You have been Sirius' best friend for years, stuck by him through his drug problem
Sirius: Oh come on, it's not like he never-
Alphard: And now you've taken on Regulus as well. I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.
James: Thank you, sir
Alphard: Please. Call me uncle.
James: Okay...uncle.
Remus:
Remus:
Remus: Okay so am I supposed to ignore the fact that-
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