#incorrect marauder quotes

[loonylupinblack3]

Barty: you saved me. I owe you my life.

Evan: no thanks. I've seen it and i'm not very impressed

[seekmemystar]

James: so I say to her "water? I barely even know you."

Remus: stop talking to me like we're in the middle of a conversation, we just sat down.

[sawturncore]

Remus: Once James and Sirius had a fight that went like this

Sirius: “anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!”

James: “Sirius.”

Remus: and to this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it

[shadowbriar]

Regulus: "I love you."

Regulus: "With all my heart."

Regulus: "I'll give you all the crust to my pizzas."

James: "Aww, even the ones with cheese?"

Regulus: "Even the ones with cheese."

Regulus, to the camera: "I fucking hate pizza crust."

[delulu4marauders]

one day when the marauders get detention...

james: oh deer

sirius: dog gone it

peter: rats

remus: i was un - a - were that we had to face these consequences

*muffled giggling*

[love-slipped]

(after a fire in their dorm)

remus: is this what you want??? for me to identify your charred bodies through dental records?

james: SIRIUS DID IT

sirius: JAMES DID IT

peter: …we’re going to the dentist?

[jamesandthedog]

McGonagall on 1st of September: If there were any points to take, you two would’ve lost them all.

James: How about you give us both ten and then take five?

Sirius: Personally I think the confetti over there deserves at least twenty.

[darkacademicvibes]

1st year: Pink isn't puck rock!

Sirius, voice cracking: whAT?

Remus, placing book down slowly: Sirius, pink is the most puck rock thing you'll ever see

✨️3 hours later✨️

Sirius: you promise pink is that punk rock

Remus, rolling his eyes: on my love for you, I swear it

[messrsmoonysstar]

Marauders era characters in a Zombie apocalypse pt1

Remus:

-has plans

-has stock of foods and water

-probably the last one that will die

Sirius:

- will kill the zombies even if it's unecessary

- chaotic

- will survive

- has literally no plans

- would protect his friends without dying

James:

- would freak out at first

- partner in crime of Sirius

- has no plans

- would sacrifice himself to save his friends

- will find Lily

Peter:

- panicking the whole time

- scared but managed to kill some

- the first one that will die (I'm sorry 😭)

[faerycross]

sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"

[loonylupinblack3]

James: why don't you have a boyfriend?

Regulus: I have strict parents. What about you?

James: you have strict parents.

[seekmemystar]

James, flirting: Are you into men? Asking for a friend ;))

Regulus, oblivious: Which friend? Remus? Yes, I'm into men.

[sawturncore]

Sirius: They locked us inside. Quick! Give me your credit card!!!

Remus: Here!

Sirius: *pockets it* James, kick down the door!

Remus: …

[shadowbriar]

Game of Who Am I

Sirius, having Freddie Mercury on his nametag: "Am I a blonde?"

James: "Nope."

Sirius: "Am I attractive?"

Remus: "Yes. I'd love to fuck the life out of you if I was given the permission."

Sirius: "No, I meant the name I have, not me, Remus."

James:

Peter:

Remus:

Lily:

Marlene:

Dorcas:

Mary:

Sirius: "And just so you know, you do have my permission."

Peter: "ANYWAYS-"

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius: remus isn’t a hear me out because everybody wants to fuck him

james:

peter:

remus:

james: i do think that’s something you should look into on your own time

[child-of-icarus]

[James watching young Luna and Harry]

Harry, running in: Papa! Papa!

James: Yes?

Harry: Luna said the B word!

James:

Luna, also running in: Motherfucker doesn’t start with B, Harry!