#incorrect marauder quotes
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loonylupinblack3 · 11 months ago
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Barty: you saved me. I owe you my life.
Evan: no thanks. I've seen it and i'm not very impressed
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seekmemystar · 5 months ago
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James: so I say to her "water? I barely even know you."
Remus: stop talking to me like we're in the middle of a conversation, we just sat down.
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sawturncore · 2 years ago
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Remus: Once James and Sirius had a fight that went like this
Sirius: “anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!”
James: “Sirius.”
Remus: and to this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it
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shadowbriar · 2 years ago
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Regulus: "I love you."
Regulus: "With all my heart."
Regulus: "I'll give you all the crust to my pizzas."
James: "Aww, even the ones with cheese?"
Regulus: "Even the ones with cheese."
Regulus, to the camera: "I fucking hate pizza crust."
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delulu4marauders · 1 year ago
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one day when the marauders get detention...
james: oh deer
sirius: dog gone it
peter: rats
remus: i was un - a - were that we had to face these consequences
*muffled giggling*
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love-slipped · 1 year ago
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(after a fire in their dorm)
remus: is this what you want??? for me to identify your charred bodies through dental records?
james: SIRIUS DID IT
sirius: JAMES DID IT
peter: …we’re going to the dentist?
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jamesandthedog · 1 year ago
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McGonagall on 1st of September: If there were any points to take, you two would’ve lost them all.
James: How about you give us both ten and then take five?
Sirius: Personally I think the confetti over there deserves at least twenty.
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darkacademicvibes · 2 years ago
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1st year: Pink isn't puck rock!
Sirius, voice cracking: whAT?
Remus, placing book down slowly: Sirius, pink is the most puck rock thing you'll ever see
✨️3 hours later✨️
Sirius: you promise pink is that punk rock
Remus, rolling his eyes: on my love for you, I swear it
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messrsmoonysstar · 2 years ago
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Marauders era characters in a Zombie apocalypse pt1
Remus:
-has plans
-has stock of foods and water
-probably the last one that will die
Sirius:
- will kill the zombies even if it's unecessary
- chaotic
- will survive
- has literally no plans
- would protect his friends without dying
James:
- would freak out at first
- partner in crime of Sirius
- has no plans
- would sacrifice himself to save his friends
- will find Lily
Peter:
- panicking the whole time
- scared but managed to kill some
- the first one that will die (I'm sorry 😭)
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faerycross · 4 months ago
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sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"
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loonylupinblack3 · 2 years ago
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Barty: i wish you would just admit you made a mistake...
Pandora stirring her coffee serenely: i prefer it with salt
Evan: she probably does
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seekmemystar · 11 months ago
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James, flirting: Are you into men? Asking for a friend ;))
Regulus, oblivious: Which friend? Remus? Yes, I'm into men.
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sawturncore · 2 years ago
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Sirius: They locked us inside. Quick! Give me your credit card!!!
Remus: Here!
Sirius: *pockets it* James, kick down the door!
Remus: …
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apoetsworld · 1 month ago
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Sirius: You know James would die for you right?
Regulus: James would die to save a fucking pigeon.
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accio-sriracha · 2 months ago
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Sirius: *irritated* Just because I can turn into a dog, does NOT mean I act like one.
James: *raises eyebrow* Oh, yeah?
James: *throws quill across the room* Hey Padfoot, go fetch.
Sirius: *actually fighting himself to hold still* I despise you.
Remus: Here, I got an idea.
Remus: *walks over and tips Sirius' chin up with his finger* Who's my good boy?
Sirius: *absolutley melts*
James: *reluctantly impressed* Get a fucking room.
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that-bitch-kat3 · 2 months ago
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sirius: remus isn’t a hear me out because everybody wants to fuck him
james:
peter:
remus:
james: i do think that’s something you should look into on your own time
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