#incorrect zoyalai quotes

[zoyalaisobachka]

Nikolai: My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered "i want to murder you". And they say romance is dead.

[thecrxwclub]

incorrect grishaverse 5/?

[multifandomconfusion]

Grishaverse Ships as “I Want a Baby” text Reactions

Kanej

Helnik

Wesper

Kaz and Jesper

Tamadia

Zoyalai

Genyadavid

Darklina

Malina

Adreoni

Hannina

Nikolai and Mal

Fivan

[randomfandombullshit]

Nikolai: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Alina?

Alina: nah not really

Zoya: I do! :D

Nikolai: I know Zoya

Zoya: I'm angry! :D

Nikolai: I know Zoya

[bigbookfan]

Zoya: someone's about to die.

Nikolai: of fun!

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

Zoya: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Nikolai: Thank you.

Zoya: I didn’t say that was a good thing.

Nikolai: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.

[applecidersstuff]

If we do get a Soc3(which I’m not sure about) we need the old gang to be together again but now they also have Nikolai and Zoya and Nina brought Hanne with her.

So every single planning(and basically any other time) will go like this:

Kaz*explaining some complicated as fuck plan*: … and then we will break into his hou-

Nikolai*the only one who listens*: but do we do it from the roof, from windows or through the front door?

Zoya*annoyed at both of them*:I’m gonna get myself something to drink

Nina: I’m going with you, I want waffles

Inej*playing cards with Jesper and trying to make sure her bf is not being a little shit again*: Kaz, answer the question!

Jesper*very much obviously loosing*: why are you so good at this?

Wylan*making a smoke bomb because he got bored of Kaz’s explanation*: and then you put this here-

Hanne*having no idea what is going on, so they picked the only person they thought was less insane*: and that makes the smoke?

[bookishpookie]

zoya: kiss nikolai, marry nikolai, kill nikolai. nikolai: i feel almost touched.

[variousfandomthoughts]

Zoya: I love Nikolai because I’m not afraid of him judging me.

Genya: Why? He judges people all the time.

Zoya: I’m not afraid of being judged by someone I consider infinitely more judgeable than myself.

[zepp-l1n]

Reader: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Zoya: (Y/N), no.

Nikolai: Mistlefoe.

Zoya: Please stop encouraging them.

[nocontextgrishaverse]

zoya: I just want to hear those three little words

nikolai: I love you :)

zoya, shaking her head: no, try again

nikolai: I will behave :(

zoya: much better

[zoyalaisobachka]

Someone (to Zoya): Not everyone is cut out to be a princess. You're proof of that. Nikolai, coming out of nowhere: That's why she's a queen!

[lilisouless]

Genya: Did you see the news? there are rummors that you are having an affair with Sturmhond

Zoya: thats ridiculous, i always have been careful to not being seen with-

Genya: i was talking to Nikolai

Nikolai: what? but they have never seen me and Sturmhond at the same time

Genya: it says: "when a tourist asked King Nikolai about Privateer Sturmhond , he said : oh, he is the best privateer in the whole country, the whole world, the whole universe; not only he is so cunning, corageous and charming, he is extremely gorgeous with no parallel. And when a diferent person asked Sturmhond about King Nikolai , he said i would tap that"

Nikolai: fine, they have a point

[vi-cross]

Nikolai about Zoya at some point: I do kinda like it when she's mean to me. Hopefully that's more of a philosophical defect than a weird sexual thing

[mydarlingdearestdead]

Vasily: Imma grow up and be King of Ravka.

Nikolai:

Vasily:

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

Ravkan people: Our poor king, look at his scarred hands, we hope he heals from his traumatic war experiences soon!

Zoya, locking Nikolai up at night so he doesn’t murder children: Don’t hold your breath