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Average afternoon at Ninos

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It's just me and my meticulously curated aesthetic against the world

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YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS IN BARS

SHOOT ANOTHER SHOT, TRY TO STOP THE FEELING

YOU CAN SAY IT’S JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

MAKE A NEW EXCUSE, FOR A STUPID REASON

GOOD LUCK, BABE! (Well, good luck)

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May the 4th be with you

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There are no good endings because nothing ends, so that means there are no bad endings either.

May the Force be with you.

✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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no no no you don't get it. it's the look of LOVE. the RUSH of BLOOD. the SHE'S WITH ME. THE GALLIC SHRUG???

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you’re gonna go to the hardware store. you’re gonna get some joint compound. you’re gonna get some caulk, and you’re gonna caulk that shit. [okay, well uh, fyi] “fyi”? [i’m not your fuckin gopher] fiy FIY YOU COCKED IT UP YOU’RE GONNA CAULK IT OUT [okay well i would love to but uh my license is expired, EFF. yi] (you drove in this morniiiinnggg…..) sydney. you wanna help, you can take him [NAH. time out, i’ll uber, thank you] (grow uppp) [thank you] SURGE RATES, FUCKO.

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“We’re looking forward to joining our friends @/blossomsband for Blossoms’ Big Band Holiday Weekend at Wythenshawe Park, Manchester on Sunday 25th August 2024. Get your tickets before they sell out from the link in our bio”

via inhalerdublin IG

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I would commit too many horrendous crimes for too many men how have I not been studied yet

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Ryan via IG story!

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Sucks that “sleeping together” refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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“My dad with his pet crow in the 1970s.”