#incorrect yoonmin quotes

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Yoongi: Also from now we will be picking code names to go in and surprise Jungkook

Yoongi; I will be eagle 1

Points to Hoseok: Hobi will be there been there, done that

Points to Jimin: Currently doing that

Points to Taehyung: it happened once in a dream

Points to Namjoon: If I had to choose a straight person

And finally points to Him: Hyung you will be eagle 2

Jin: Thank God

[minyooon3012]

Namjoon: did you change you password?

Yoongi: no

Namjoon:

Yoongi:

Yoongi, sipping coffee: “jimin” was too short, apparently

*Jungkook cackling in the background*

[toescapetherealityoflife]

Jungkook: Hey, what’s up?

Yoongi: The sky.

Jungkook: No, I meant like, what are you doing?

Yoongi: Oh, Jimin.

Jimin: *highfives Yoongi* Nice!

[minjizdraft]

JIMIN x MIN YOONGI 🫴

[correct-bangtannies]

Jimin: Oh, no! Our neighbor died!

Yoongi: Who, Ray?

Jimin: I don't think cheering is appropriate, hyung

[redwinephannie]

Jimin: Hyung could you pass me the salt please

Namjoon: *throws yoongi across the table*

Jimin:

Yoongi:

Jimin, softly kissing Yoongi’s forehead: this is nice but I asked for the salt not the sugar

Yoongi, blushing and squeaking: o h

[milkqndrem]

Yoonmin Scenario: Yoongi ruthlessly coaches a kindergarten boys' basketball team at the school Jimin works at, and Jimin tries to reason with Yoongi to change his method.

Jimin: Yoongi-hyung, they're in kindergarten. This isn't how you teach basketball!

Yoongi: What? Sure it is. It's the way I learned.

Jimin: Are you kidding me? What kind of sociopath taught you this way??

Yoongi looks into the distance, having war flashbacks: My father.

Yoongi: He gave me no quarter, and did I ask for no quarter? No. I dealt with it like a man. *smiles* Damn, I totally need to call that asshole.

Jimin: So, your dad was tough on you.. that stinks, but you don't have to be like him. You can learn from his mistakes!

Yoongi: Mistakes? Baby, the asshole nailed it, okay? He taught me how to be strong. That's what I'm teaching these kids!

Yoongi: And, for that matter, it's what I'm going to teach our future kids someday.

Jimin yelling, startling Yoongi: okAY, THAT'S IT! THIS IS NOT HOW WE'RE GOING TO RAISE OUR KIDS, AND THIS IS NOT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO COACH THIS TEAM!

Jimin: AT THE NEXT MEETING, IF YOU ARE ANYTHING LESS THAN A TEDDY BEAR STUFFED WITH COTTON CANDY AND RAINBOWS, I WILL SILENT TREATMENT YOUR ASS INTO THE GROUND!

Jimin: YOU'LL THINK THE TIME I FOUND YOUR INTERNET SEARCH HISTORY WAS A FRICKIN' PICNIC! ARE WE CLEAR?

Yoongi, weakly: ... jimin, there are many different reaso-

Jimin: ARE. WE. CLEAR?!

Yoongi: FINE!

*Jimin walks off*

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi under his breath: but you should know that- jIMIN NO!

*Yoongi barely dodges a chair Jimin throws at him*

[nicodiangelos-posts]

Yoongi: *eats jimin's food*

Jimin: YOU WANNA DIE!?

Yoongi: kinda...

Jimin:

Jimin: babe, we talked about this.

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Jimin: Could I have a quicky?

Yoong: Hyperventilating in the corner

Jin: For the last time, it's pronounced quiche

[toescapetherealityoflife]

Yoongi: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Jimin: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Yoongi: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Jimin: You wouldn’t?

Yoongi: I mean, unless you want to-

[babybearkth]

Jimin : *sees a ‘beware wild turkeys sign’ *

Jimin : “I wonder if they’re dangerous”

Yoongi : “Nothing is more dangerous than Min Yoongi ... except, Min Yoongi”

[zouchu]

Jimin: Aren’t the stars amazing?

Yoongi: *mumbling* You’re the prettiest star…

Jimin: Hmm? What was that?

Yoongi: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR

[vmonist]

Yoongi: hey, Jimin, are you a painting?

Jimin: uh… no?

Yoongi: because I’d like to nail you against a wall

Seokjin: oh good, I thought you were going to say that you wanted to hang him

[redwinephannie]

Nobody:

Yoongi: due to personal reasons I will now be marrying Jimin

[correct-bangtannies]

Yoongi: No

Jimin:

Yoongi: … What did I tell you about battling your eyelashes at me?

Jimin, sadly: It only works on Namjoon

[milkqndrem]

Jimin: I-I love you hyung.

Yoongi: Uno reverse card.

Jimin: