#tell me this didnt happen
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Us: stop Jeff you are driving us insane!
Jeff: okay
Us: thank you
Jeff: but what if I made you cry instead?
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Nikolai: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Zoya, Genya, David, Tamar & Tolya: Thank Saints.
#king of scars#grishaverse#nikolai lantsov#zoya nazyalensky#genya safin#david kostyk#tamar kir bataar#tolya yul bataar#shadow and bone#tell me this didnt happen#s&b h/c#s&b incorrect quotes#incorrect grishaverse quotes#incorrect quotes
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Curt: Roland I love you very much and would give you my kidney if you needed it but you are not getting a bite of my sandwich.
#brotherly love#this is based on a very real conversation i had with my brother#except without the 'i love you very much' part#roland and curt#tears for fears#roland orzabal#curt smith#again#tell me this didnt happen#it so totally did#besties#roland is pouting caus he didnt pack a sandwich and is hungry#and curt just flips him off because hes hungry too and he packed a sandwich#but its okay because curt also packed a bag of chips
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Sofia: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.
Katya, holding a pomegranate: Is this an Italian apple?
Sofia, already taking off her clothes: Katya you’re so fucking stupid
#goncharov#tell me this didnt happen#katya is so good at manipulation and being femme fatale but she dont know shit abt fruit
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birds of a feather
#totk#loz#link#tulin#totk spoilers#my comics#my art#it is almost 8 in the goddamn morning and my hand is cramping SO bad but if i didnt make this i was going to die#anyways link's signs: page 2 panel 1 he's signing “danger” and page 2 panel 4 he's signing “important/significant”#also idr where i got the “hair braiding is significant to the rito” probably from the reva/ink i used to read back in the day#(censored so it doesnt show up in the tags just in case lol)#theyre everything to me. if you couldn't tell#they have a brother dynamic 2 me but its open to interpretation#idk wtf happened tonight. two long comics from me back to back is absurd#broke this one up also so its more viewable too#sparks art
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Arcane Season 2 - Painted from memory
someone please give him a hug
#artists on tumblr#digital art#art#kdii art#league of legends#arcane spoilers#arcane act 3 spoilers#arcane#arcane s2#jinx arcane#jinx fanart#jinx#powder#ekkojinx#timebomb#jinx and ekko#ekko#ekko arcane#ekko x jinx#arcane fanart#no one can tell me this didnt happen#my poor babies
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sidelong
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#itafushi#fushiita#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#i havent drawn a dedicated itfs piece in so long im a fraud dont look at me......................#i offer u pining!yuuji content. as Penance.#i feel like its usually fushiguro emotionally repressed megumi who ppl draw/make content of looking Longingly @ yuuji#and like. for good reason i mean look at him#but i feel like hopelessly-in-love-w-his-best-friend yuuji is a comparatively slept on concept#or maybe im not looking in the right places idk man#fleeting glances and longing stares and I Should Tell Him I Can't Tell Him.....OUgh#anyway i like how the pendulum seems to have hard swung back in2 me using a bunch of red#i feel like my values r so much better now tho n like. god help me im having fun painting again what has happened#it never lasts long but for rn this is probably one of my favourite things ive drawn in a minute!!!#i love u contrast i love u random bits of red i love u harsh shadows and dramatic light sources#and it didnt even take me a week this time !!!!
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family photo
#cult of the lamb#cotl heket#cotl leshy#cotl kallamar#cotl shamura#cotl narinder#ned draws#you cant tell me kallamar didnt have braces as a teen#and heket + leshy didnt have zits#the shenanigans happened the second the photo was taken thats why shamura doesnt notice#they scolded everyone as soon as they saw the photo
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Princess L
#doodle#bowuigi#Luigi#bowser#HCJSJCJDJG#ok guys LISTEN#DONT TELL ME THUS DIDNT HAPPEN#now we know that bowser is a fuckin theatre kid#he would be the cringe and corny type to do this#and Luigi is cringe and corny enough to be flattered#kajfjsjfjsjfns#comic
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#a doodley#i had to make this blue so tumblr would stop hiding it from the dash#anyway no caption this happened 2 hrs ago#im happy abt my surgery but it and other things this year keep beinging conversations like these up#and i cant handle it at all.#everything my dad tells me just makes me feel worse and not bc its anything bad but bc I Feel Bad#like the conversation then continued to him being like no dont cry im just saying i wpuld have wanted to#quit my job decades ago and set aside money so I wouldnt be struggling as much now but that didnt happen#and i just dont want that to happen to you guys :)#so we have to support u so that your life is what u want it to be#and i cried even more bc what do u mean. thats so sad. ur a person and u were a child and baby once and ur gonna die#and you always almost cry when u talk about your mom who passed away decades ago#and your brothers that passed away#recently and im going to be your age and still sobbing bc i miss my dad. just like i have been prematurely crying about since i was 7#the other day my dad asked my mom if i cried a lot when i was a baby/kid and my mom said no and then my dad#said that when i Did cry it was so severe he thought i would ''drown in my own tears''#bc i could never stop. like. thats still true today. ive been crying on and off since then#i think i mentioned he's just been telling me stories about his life lately and it further fuels this. i get so sad. im sorry your life was#like this. i dont want to die i dont want you to die im sad im sorry im sorry#im scared. im never going to see you again. how horrible. how horrible#i cant enjoy my day today bc every day is a day closer and i get sad
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idk how i want to draw him yet and not ready to make a srs attempt but here's a bad kdj phone doodle lol🚶🏻
#orv#kim dokja#omniscient reader's viewpoint#my art#oh yeah i didnt have ref for this fkdnfn was going off memory of the last (first) time i drew him#i cant do a serious attempt tho bc i havent read the novel so i dont have a clear image of him in my head yet...#(dont want to just copy the webtoon design hastily... if it matches my image thats fine but... idk yet)#my main opinion on the webtoon design is he's too hot/ikemen tho KFJDKDJ (this is what i thought since the beginning)#its like BONES mp100 anime reigen.... kdj is like manga reigen to me /j#but who knows maybe if i catch kdj brainrot i too will start drawing him like a kpop idol out of affection...🤷🏻♂️#like the webtoon artist prob draws kdj pretty bc they love him sm#just like how i draw jys pretty bc of my brainrot...#so who knows maybe that will happen to me too🤷🏻♂️ time will tell#my main opinion on webtoon yjh (no one asked): CUTE BUT WHERES THE T1TTY BEL- *voice muffled as i get dragged away*#(copied most of these tags from twit too lazy to retype the commentary)#EDIT: i call him reigen jokingly bc theyre abt the same age but#kdj is also mob core to me....#in that theyre both protags that dont look flashy and look more like extras/'mob charas'#yet r irrevocably unequivocably the protags of their respective stories#(just as everyone is the protag of your own life! sieze ur narrative! etcetc🖤)#also. both black haired bowlcut havers KJDJS#kdj is reigen coded (derogatory) and mob coded (POS)#hes also a 'con man like reigen..... yep hes def still reigen coded
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Sirius: reggie? whatre you doing up?
Reg, who was leaving James' room: I needed water. Besides its not that late
Sirius: oh. what time is it?
Reg: i dont know, like 4-
#dont tell me this didnt happen#because it did#i know#i was there#marauders#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#dead gay wizards#james x regulus#sirius black#starchaser#sirius orion black#regulus arcturus black#james fleamont potter#the black brothers#marauders incorrect quotes#the marauders era
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So I started reading a thing.................
#dungeon meshi#art#that definitely didnt take me two days nuhuh#im also not planning a longer post where i draw and tell my thoughts on the characters so far#no way jose#that would never happen#anyway read it#its good
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Roland: hey Curt are you a painting? Curt: ? Roland: because I wanna nail you against the wall Curt:… Manny: oh thank god I thought you were gonna say because you wanna hang him
#again#tell me this didnt happen#just tell me#yiou would be lyin#roland and curt#tears for fears#curt smith#roland orzabal#manny was concerned#but i feel like he always is when it comes to them two
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Finished oniisama e and will now launch myself off a cliff
#oniisama e#dear brother#rei asaka#kaoru orihara#i am PISSED kaoru got turned into a trad wife in the anime. took away her swag ):#also a certified henmi hater. why as a man are you in all these high school girl's lives. wish this fool would've only been nanakos brother#also kaoru & rei butch4butch to me. i love them#didnt have time to draw everyone else. that will happen eventually#especially fukiko. she is like the most fucked but i love her#also you can definitely tell who ended up being my favorite (:#too lazy to finish rei's other eye. please ignore
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me as an intermission sports reporter: hey so like what the fuck
#what happened out there#can you tell me in simple words what the fuck im looking at#ouughhghhhhhhhhh didnt even watch overtime i knew where we were heading#gonna lie on the floor with my cat#while i question the existence of god and he tries to figure out what a washing machine is#we are the same#rambles
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