#incorrect wesper quotes

[whitevesper]

jesper on the phone: inej i need you to come and pick me up pls

inej: are you ok? what happened?

jesper: wylan is passively-agressievly doing the dishes that he asked me to do five hours ago

jesper: this house is not safe anymore

[filmyocean]

Jesper: You're a freakin' gold digger, Wy!

Wylan: If I were a gold digger, do you think I'd be interested in you? I would be the worst gold digger in the world!

[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

[familiar-anonymous]

Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.

Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.

Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!

Jesper: ...

Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!

[vik-the-prik]

Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.

Mathias: Okay.

-later-

Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-

Wylan: ?? Thank? You??

Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.

[mynxk]

Wylan, looking up from his lunch that Jesper brought him: Are you my work husband?

Jesper: Your what?

Wylan: Work husband

Jesper: I’m your actual husband?

Wylan, nodding his head and going back to eating: My all the time husband

[amphorographia]

Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.

[marvinthecrow]

That's what happened, right?

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[graaaaaayy]

Incorrect Crows

jesper : relationships should be 50/50. wylan cooks us dinner while i sit on the counter and look pretty. ____________________________________

kaz : goodnight to the love of my life, Inej and fuck the rest of y’all. ____________________________________ Jesper: From now on we will be using code names. Jesper: You can address me as Eagle One. Jesper: Kaz is “been there done that”. Jesper: Wylan is “currently doing that”. Jesper: Matthias is “it happened once in a dream”. Jesper: Nina is “if I had to pick a girl”. Jesper: And Inej is.. Jesper: Eagle Two Inej: Oh thank god. ____________________________________

The crows’ reaction to being told they're the chosen one Wylan : I will not let you down. Jesper: Sounds fun. Inej : K. Kaz : No, I'm fucking not. Nina: Do I have to be? Matthias: Please god, I am so tired.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: Haters (my father) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning ("drawing too loud")

Jesper: How do you “draw too loud”

Wylan: Well you see the thing is child abuse is inherently irrational

[five-of-cr]

[whitevesper]

can’t wait for those two to stare at each other 🖤

(it’s 5 days u all)

[totally-not-hyperfixating]

*playing twister*

kaz: right hand red.

wylan: *ends up on top of jesper*

jesper: …you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

kaz: i stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. honestly, i’m surprised you didn't notice

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Wylan, coming home some time post-Crooked Kingdom: Hello, people who do not live here

Nina, Inej, and Kaz: Hi

Wylan: I gave you a key for emergencies

Nina: We were out of Doritos

[familiar-anonymous]

✨boom boom!✨

[jazzkrebber]

Kaz: 'skips all the way through a movie'

Inej: Kaz, you can't just skip to the happy ending

Kaz: I don't have time for their problems