#incorrect the mortal instruments quotes

[thetimetraveler24]

Clary: I know what you’re going to say. He’s my brother and I should be trying to get along with him.

Simon: No, he’s crazy and he needs to go down.

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Thorn: The Senate Guard has a plan. Fox: The Senate Guard has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.

[starrieshq]

Tessa: Crap. The printer broke while printing Kit's birthday invitations.

Jem: What was it supposed to say?

Tessa: "Kit's Birthday"

Jem: What does it say now?

Tessa: "Kit's Bi"

Jem:

Jem: Works out either way.

[carelessflower]

Max: dad-dad!!! does bapak read dinosaurs to me lots cause he was there with them

Alec: yes, he created the asteroid that wiped them out

Magnus: okay I'm old but not that old

Rafael: bet he was the one to eat the apple and framed Eva bc he's a coward😔😔😔

[culiehua]

magnus: i'm not sure what my kids did in this room, but based on the debris pattern I'd say they ritually sacrificed a chocolate donut

[dreamyunicornn]

Will Herondale to Tessa Gray in The Clockwork Princess

[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: Why are you always trying to get yourself killed? Barbarian: It's my job. Cleric: It's a hazard of your job. At least for most adventurers. For you it seems to be the purpose.

[fabuloustrash05]

Knuckles: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Rouge you’ll kill me?

Shadow: No. No. If you hurt Rouge, she’s quite capable of killing you herself.

[fluffyballme]

so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI

jace and clary

magnus and alec

simon and izzy

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Isabelle: You just said ‘I love you’. Simon, panicking: I say that all the time! Hey bro, I love you! Jace: Love you too, Simon. Simon: See, it means nothing! Jace: HEY!!

[military-newsboys]

Ice: How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?

Mav: I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt.

[dayque]

Fairy talent of Shadowhunters characters

Magnus is a Dust-talent or Dust-Keeper Fairy, of course. Here he is working with Blue Pixie Dust.

Jace is a Light-talent fairy, look at this shiny boy.

He can also be a Fire-talent fairy, that explains the heavenly fire, but I am not fully satisfied with that hc.

Our powerful girl is obviously a Carpenting-talent fairy.

Here we can see her with a normal size Hammer, she is just a beautiful shortie fairy.

Simon is for sure a Scouting-talent that wants to be a Music-talent fairy

(but destiny take it personal with him)

Isabelle is a Scouting-talent with Fast-flying-talent wings and abilities. Change my mind.

As for saying that Queen talent is a bit too much (although I don't think it's completely crazy) Alec is a Problem-solving-talent fairy.

My favorite emo boy, look at that smart look.

[starrieshq]

Alec: *sneezes*

Jace:

Alec: You're not going to say “bless you” or anything?

Jace: Alec, I'm your parabatai.

Jace: Clearly, you've been blessed.

[sky-neverending]

The Clave: Fuck the Downworlders

Alec: Yeah, fuck them

Magnus: *walks in*

Alec:

Alec: Especially that one

[culiehua]

Magnus: Sir, you are honorbound to protect these kids. Can you handle that?

Chairman: meow