#incorrect the mandalorian quotes

[incorrectmandalorian]

rest in power, carl weathers. forever our high magistrate. 🩶

[ithinkwehitametaphor]

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[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Din: You see the blue wire?

Y/N: Yeah. *Reaches for the blue wire*

Din: Don’t touch the blue wire.

Y/N: *Recoils away from the blue wire* Start with don’t!

[autumnwoodsdreamer]

Din: How does Grogu wake up, run around all day and then refuse to sleep at night while operating only on 13 grapes, a stack of macarons, and some soap he accidentally ate in the bath??? Every night I feel dead and he’s yelling from his crib: “Come see how high I can bounce!”

[coruscant-clickbait]

bo katan: I saw a mythosaur the armorer: that's a nice dream honey bo katan: I saw a real one the armorer: uh huh

[sa-filonzana]

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[salome-c]

The Mandalorian Incorrect quotes.

[dindjarindiaries]

Let me highlight a few things from this Giancarlo quote:

THE JOURNEY THIS GUY (DIN DJARIN!!!) TAKES IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WAY IS THE STRUGGLE. HIS JOURNEY HAS BARELY EVEN BEGUN.

“OH, I’M DONE NOW, I’M DONE. BUT. NO, BECAUSE WAIT A MINUTE, I STILL HAVE TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT WHO? ME!” THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT’S BEEN HAPPENING SINCE CHAPTER 2/3. HE THINKS HIS JOURNEY IS OVER AND SO DO WE. IT’S NOT.

YOU HATE THAT LITTLE CHILD FOR A MINUTE, YOU HATE THAT, BECAUSE IT’S SHOWING YOU WHAT YOU WERE. AND THEN YOU BECAME THIS F****NG WARRIOR. WE’VE BEEN SEEING GROGU GO THROUGH A LOT OF WHAT DIN DID AS A FOUNDLING AND HE’S LIKELY HAVING THESE FEELINGS ABOUT IT ALL RIGHT NOW.

The journey we’ve been promised is COMING!!!!!!!!!!

A moment of appreciation for this beautiful quote from Giancarlo Esposito (Moff Gideon) about Din Djarin’s (Pedro Pascal) The Mandalorian season 3 journey:

“This journey this guy takes [points to Pedro Pascal] in such a beautiful way is the struggle, and we hear it in his voice and we see it in his body. There’s something about duty and being in service and action that galvanizes him to have to do it. And within that, like ‘Oh I’m done now, I’m done. But no, because wait a minute, I still have to learn something about who? Me!’ And it’s phenomenal. And how do you resist that unjaded personality that allows you to see where you came from? How can you resist that? You hate that little child for a minute, you hate that, because it’s showing you what you were. And then you became this f****ng warrior. So all of these elements of the story really intrigue me and allow me to be really thankful and grateful to be in this universe.”

[susanoosama01]

Din: How did you find us on the Moff's ship?

Luke: I just listened to the Force.

The Force: HOT SINGLE DAD IN YOUR AREA 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥

[sol-insidious]

Din: “You expect me to search the galaxy for the home of this creature and deliver it to a race of enemy sorcerers?”

Din 5 years later, fiddling with his kyber pendant: Miss husband :(

[cora-vizsla]

Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”

[incorrectmandalorian]

he ships it

[ithinkwehitametaphor]

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[padawansuggest]

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Obi-Wan: *cheeky baby padawan grin at a selfie style video on a wintery planet with Mandalorians behind him, points to Dooku behind him* This is my grandmaster Yan Dooku before he got hit with that speeder.

Dooku: ?????

Jaster: ????

Jango: lol

Obi-Wan: Yeah, Master hasn’t done it yet, but I’ll update you with the aftermath when it happens.

Dooku: Grandpadawan!

Jaster: lmao I like these Jedi

Jango: I like the tiny one. He bit me :)

[biblicalbi]

Imagine a world where Obi-Wan survives episode IV and has to deal with another generation of disaster romances with the Skywalker family.

Leia: *falls head over heels with a dashingly handsome and very mouthy rogue who has more red flags than green*

Obi-Wan: “Oh no.”

Luke: *flirts with a stubborn yet extremely caring world leader despite the Jedi’s no-attachment rule*

Obi-Wan: “Not again.”

[new-november-moons]

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