#incorrect spirk

[97b0n3s]

Kirk during a mind meld with Spock probably

[fastdrawfarmboy]

Spock why are you looking at him like that. Answer me, Spock.

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #75

Guess who's rewatching TOS for the gazillionth time ?????

[leonsgotit]

Jim: YOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!

Bones: oh yeah? YOU’RE the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELL, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Jim: I’M LEAVING AND I’M TAKING SPOCK WITH ME

Spock, picking up the monopoly board: I believe it would be wise to stop playing

[pyjamacryptid]

Sulu, under his breath: any minute now

Kirk: *stands from his chair*

Kirk: *cursorily checks Uhura’s station for all of 5 seconds*

Kirk:

Uhura:

Everyone:

Kirk: *’casually’ saunters over to the science station*

Kirk:

🌹💕🥰✨💘Mister Spock💘✨🥰💕🌹

Chekov: Hikaru, remind me again why we cannot swap seats

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

Kirk, lying awake at 2 am: Do you think mankind has overstepped it's boundaries? It feels sometimes like we are fighting a war against our very nature as beings- stuck perpetuating the circle of mistakes and insufficient attempts to fix them.

Spock, also awake: It is unclear, Jim. However, part of what makes your species so admirable is your need to continue that circle- so long as you persevere and continue to fix your mistakes, the imperfections can be discounted. Do you think mankind is so undeserving of the sympathy you so pride yourselves on?

Kirk: Do you think-

McCoy, his pillow over his head: Do you think mankind is ever going to go the fuck to sleep?

[vildo]

Jim: vibe check, Spock

Spock: vulcan’t

[spocks-tdick]

I saw the original screenshot and immediately thought of them

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

do y’all remember in star trek ( 2009 ) where academy!kirk was doing the little ship simulation and it was revealed that spock designed it and it was supposed to be unbeatable but kirk hacked and altered the program so he’d beat it we all just moved on like that wasn’t literally the funniest goddamn thing he could possibly do

[incorrect-transpirings]

Spock “I make everything worse” and Jim “Spock makes everything better” Kirk

[star-trek-shallot]

[Spock walks into the kitchen in the middle of the night to see Kirk sitting on the counter]

Spock: Jim, why are you sitting on the counter?

Kirk: I am Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise, the flagship of Starfleet. I sit where I want.

Spock:

Spock: Where's the spider, Jim?

Kirk: Under the dining table, thanks.

source: @boratan.ot7 on insta

[97b0n3s]

Incorrect spirk posting part 3000

[whats-those]

ST: TOS + text posts part 2

Part 1, part 3

[hype-queer-fixated]

[leonsgotit]

Some more Star Trek characters as text posts I thought were funny

[bisexual-watermelons]

Kirk: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized

Spock: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Kirk: That one. I want that one