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[zeus-favorite-child]

Sokka: We're team ride or die, right?

Azula: Yeah, I'd totally ride you

Sokka: What?

Azula: .....What?

[firenaition]

[the-genius-az]

Azula (texting Zuko): Send a voicemail.

Zuko (replying to text): I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Azula: No, don't worry, listen to it later.

Later.

Zuko (press play):

Azula (voice message): THERE'S A FIRE-

Extra: (Sokka screaming in the background)

[stardust948]

Azula: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born! I came out in seven!

Sokka: That’s ... that’s not good.

[azutara-lover]

Sokka: Katara, what is that on your neck?

Katara: Ah, it's an Azula's bi-

Sokka: She bite you?!

Katara: Yes- it's her way of saying she loves me

Sokka:...

Sokka: SHE BITE YOU?!

[ilikepjo24]

Sokka: You can address me as Eagle One.

Sokka: Suki, code name: Been there, done that.

Sokka: Azula is Currently Doing That.

Sokka: Zuko is It Happened Once in a Dream.

Sokka: Ty Lee is I'd Be Lying If I Said I Haven't Thought About it.

Sokka: Mai is... Eagle Two

Mai: Oh, thank Agni.

[pizzaboat]

*everyone is melting in the sun*

Sokka: You're not sweating?!

Azula: uh huh.

Sokka: how could you not be sweating??

Azula: I don't sweat.

Sokka: Everybody sweats.

Zuko, bored from hearing this conversation more than once: Azula never sweats

Sokka: What do you mean she never sweats?!

Azula: Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.

Sokka: So what, you're just cold blooded then?

Zuko, muttering: Azula, cold blooded? What a surprise.

[waterfire1848]

Azula: I need to talk to you! Sokka: Sorry! The door’s locked! [ Azula kicks the door down. ] Sokka: Now it’s not locked. Katara: She has a key? Sokka: No. She has a foot.

[akabanerio]

[Gaang after an argument]

Zuko: You have to apologize to Katara

Toph: Fine.

Toph: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[zukkaart]

A:tLA ships as classics quotes

Zukka: “You said I killed you- haunt me then! Be with me always -take any form- drive me mad! Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I can not find you!”

Kataang: “Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.”

Mailee: “Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning”

Zutara: “I loved her against reason, against promise, against peace, against hope, against happiness, against all discouragement that could be.”

Sokkla: “Everything is beautiful because we are doomed.”

Maiko: “I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life”

[ehliena]

Sokka: Azula! I'm gonna cure you with THIS!

*Sokka kisses Azula.*

Azula: What was that?!

Sokka: True Love's Kiss can cure death, why not you?

Azula: ...it didn't work. Maybe you need to kiss me more.

[zeus-favorite-child]

Azula: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Sokka: *chugs entire bottle* Sokka: It’s perfume.

[firenaition]

[paranoid-spotlight-everest]

Sokka: You like me?!

Azula: I know, it’s hard to believe, I can’t really believe it myself.”

[stardust948]

Sequel to this post

Sokka: I'm here to pick up Azula for our date.

Ozai: And you came dressed in jeans and a T-shirt? Haven't you ever heard of the expression dress to impress?

Sokka: We're going to a Kaui ball game.

Ozai: Hm. Very well. *lets him in*

Ozai: Look here. I like you son. Always have.

Ozai: But if you break my daughter's heart one more time, I will break you.

Sokka, laughing nervously: Mr. Sozin, actually she was the one who broke my heart.

Ozai: And you came back for more? What's wrong with you boy? Get some self-respect and move on!

Ursa: Ok! What my husband is trying to say is have a nice time.

Sokka: Thank-

Ursa: But if Azula's not home by 11 you're gonna be in jail by 12.

Ozai: Have you ever been to jail boy?

Ursa: I don't think he has.

Azula, coming downstairs: Mom! Dad! *getting between them and Sokka* I do not need you to embarrass me in front of my date! I can do that all on my own!

Sokka, nervous: Should we just-

Azula: Yeah let's go.

Azula: *gives her parents a dirty look on the way out*

Ozai: We're good parents.

Ursa: Mmhmm.

[theladyghost]

Zuko catches Sokka and Azula kissing for the first time

Sokka: Listen, Zuko…

Zuko: This is incest!

Azula: No it’s not!

Zuko: Yes it is, Azula.

Azula: We’re not related.

Zuko: Oh, and that makes it okay, I suppose?

Azula: Well, it makes it not incest.