#sokkla incorrect quotes

[stardust948]

Azula and Sokka: *About to kiss*

Ozai, barging in: I have an announcement to make!

Azula and Sokka: *jerk apart awkwardly*

Ozai: I have a bruised coccyx!

Azula and Sokka:

Ursa, walking in behind him: The doctor gave him pain medication.

Ursa: It’s late. How about you head home Sokka.

Azula: But he-

Ursa: *gives her a pointed look*

Sokka: It’s okay. Thanks for having me over.

Ozai: Nice to meet you, son. *shakes Azula’s hand*

Ozai: Goodnight, my dear. *kisses Sokka’s cheek*

Sokka: Uh... goodnight?

Azula: *dies*

[paranoid-spotlight-everest]

Sokka: You like me?!

Azula: I know, it’s hard to believe, I can’t really believe it myself.”

[the-genius-az]

Azula (texting Zuko): Send a voicemail.

Zuko (replying to text): I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Azula: No, don't worry, listen to it later.

Later.

Zuko (press play):

Azula (voice message): THERE'S A FIRE-

Extra: (Sokka screaming in the background)

[zeus-favorite-child]

Azula: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Sokka: *chugs entire bottle* Sokka: It’s perfume.

[azutara-lover]

Sokka: Katara, what is that on your neck?

Katara: Ah, it's an Azula's bi-

Sokka: She bite you?!

Katara: Yes- it's her way of saying she loves me

Sokka:...

Sokka: SHE BITE YOU?!

[ilikepjo24]

Sokka: You can address me as Eagle One.

Sokka: Suki, code name: Been there, done that.

Sokka: Azula is Currently Doing That.

Sokka: Zuko is It Happened Once in a Dream.

Sokka: Ty Lee is I'd Be Lying If I Said I Haven't Thought About it.

Sokka: Mai is... Eagle Two

Mai: Oh, thank Agni.

[pizzaboat]

*everyone is melting in the sun*

Sokka: You're not sweating?!

Azula: uh huh.

Sokka: how could you not be sweating??

Azula: I don't sweat.

Sokka: Everybody sweats.

Zuko, bored from hearing this conversation more than once: Azula never sweats

Sokka: What do you mean she never sweats?!

Azula: Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.

Sokka: So what, you're just cold blooded then?

Zuko, muttering: Azula, cold blooded? What a surprise.

[waterfire1848]

Azula: I need to talk to you! Sokka: Sorry! The door’s locked! [ Azula kicks the door down. ] Sokka: Now it’s not locked. Katara: She has a key? Sokka: No. She has a foot.

[akabanerio]

[Gaang after an argument]

Zuko: You have to apologize to Katara

Toph: Fine.

Toph: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[zukkaart]

A:tLA ships as classics quotes

Zukka: “You said I killed you- haunt me then! Be with me always -take any form- drive me mad! Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I can not find you!”

Kataang: “Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.”

Mailee: “Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning”

Zutara: “I loved her against reason, against promise, against peace, against hope, against happiness, against all discouragement that could be.”

Sokkla: “Everything is beautiful because we are doomed.”

Maiko: “I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life”

[ehliena]

Sokka: Azula! I'm gonna cure you with THIS!

*Sokka kisses Azula.*

Azula: What was that?!

Sokka: True Love's Kiss can cure death, why not you?

Azula: ...it didn't work. Maybe you need to kiss me more.

[stardust948]

Azula: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born! I came out in seven!

Sokka: That’s ... that’s not good.

[theladyghost]

Zuko catches Sokka and Azula kissing for the first time

Sokka: Listen, Zuko…

Zuko: This is incest!

Azula: No it’s not!

Zuko: Yes it is, Azula.

Azula: We’re not related.

Zuko: Oh, and that makes it okay, I suppose?

Azula: Well, it makes it not incest.

[wingsfreedom]

Sokka, getting super into a kuai ball match: *takes off shirt* I'm gonna finish them off, Azula, you just watch my back.

Azula: um, sure i will 😏

[zeus-favorite-child]

Azula: Can I have a word with you?

Sokka: A-are you going to kill me?

Azula: What? No. The opposite actually.

Sokka: ... I’m going to kill you?

[roththeprimordial]

Aang: Sokka, Zuko, gather around. I drawn up some blueprints on rebuilding the wall.

The Drawing:

Sokka: WOAH, MAMA!

Zuko: I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!

Aang: Oh! Shoot! That's the wrong drawing!

(Aang crumples up the drawing and tosses it away as he pulls out a new one)

Aang: Okay, here we go!

The Drawing:

Zuko: MY EYES ARE BLEEDING! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Sokka: YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA THROW THAT THING AWAY!

Aang: Yeah, yeah, I know...

(Aang crumples up the drawing the tosses it aside)

Aang: Okay, now lets get to work on that wall!

Zuko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!