#incorrect society

[musicismypreferredlanguage]

Alice, calling Agatha: can you come collect your freak of a wife please? she’s doing weird shit at the mall again

Agatha: no, I set her loose on purpose

Alice: I just saw her go into the pet store, she’s not gonna steal anything or kill anybody, is she?

Agatha: oh, let her. she needs enrichment

Rio: *strolling out of the pet store with puffed cheeks*

Man’s voice in the background: security! Stop her!

Alice: Agatha, please

Agatha: just a few more hours. She hasn’t free roamed in a few days

Alice: Rio, stop!

Rio: *stops in her tracks and turns to look at Alice, chewing on something*

Alice: What’s in your mouth?

Rio: *chews faster*

Alice: hey! No! Spit it out!

Agatha: *cackling at the chaos*

Alice, holding out her hand: spit it out

Rio, frowning: *opens her mouth and a bunch of aquarium gravel falls out*

Alice, sighing: Agatha just come get her. She’s eating the aquarium gravel

Agatha: ugh, fine! I’ll be there in 10

Alice: you know that’s not meant to be eaten, right? It’s not edible

Rio, crossing her arms: then why is it brightly coloured and bite sized?

[reggieslocket]

[skyrigel]

Y/n: You can trust me ! Let's not forget who pulled you out of river last time in Serbia.

Simon *eye twitching*: And let's not forget who pushed me in.

[wecouldbesohappy]

Part 1/?

[poetsdeadhonor]

[marauderstars]

Regulus: Tout ça c'est de ta faute.

James: I know, I know.

Regulus: Wait, you understand French?

James: No, I just know “this is all your fault” in every language.

[diemlizzie]

Neil: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Todd: I wrote you a poem.

Neil, already crying: You did?

[neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies]

Guys but imagine what Neil asked the other poets to let Todd in.

Neil - Hey so you know the blond boy with blue eyes, you know my roommate? The new kid? He is really shy and I want him in the dead poets society meetings.

The poets - yeah sure? What's the problem here?

Neil - He just doesn't want to read like I said he is shy. Can he just be there, without saying anything?

The poets - sure?

Neil * hyperventilating * okay I'll tell him.

[carpe-meow]

[honeylemonntea]

Evan: “There's literally no way Barty would be into me.”

Pandora: “Barty would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.”

Regulus: “Barty would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.”

[creepyjoker]

The most dangerous place I can be is in my head

[cosmicbobatea]

I made more of these edits because I keep getting more ideas for them

[deadpoetsandlivinglegends]

Masterlist

[butnottxday]

oh i miss them my doomed yaoi

[wecouldbesohappy]

Part 4/?

[poetsdeadhonor]