#alice is sick of agathario’s shit

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Alice, calling Agatha: can you come collect your freak of a wife please? she’s doing weird shit at the mall again

Agatha: no, I set her loose on purpose

Alice: I just saw her go into the pet store, she’s not gonna steal anything or kill anybody, is she?

Agatha: oh, let her. she needs enrichment

Rio: *strolling out of the pet store with puffed cheeks*

Man’s voice in the background: security! Stop her!

Alice: Agatha, please

Agatha: just a few more hours. She hasn’t free roamed in a few days

Alice: Rio, stop!

Rio: *stops in her tracks and turns to look at Alice, chewing on something*

Alice: What’s in your mouth?

Rio: *chews faster*

Alice: hey! No! Spit it out!

Agatha: *cackling at the chaos*

Alice, holding out her hand: spit it out

Rio, frowning: *opens her mouth and a bunch of aquarium gravel falls out*

Alice, sighing: Agatha just come get her. She’s eating the aquarium gravel

Agatha: ugh, fine! I’ll be there in 10

Alice: you know that’s not meant to be eaten, right? It’s not edible

Rio, crossing her arms: then why is it brightly coloured and bite sized?

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And if I told you that Agatha All Along gave me motivation to start writing again and that I have several fic ideas but no time because of school then what

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Guess who's back to editing! :D

Ik it's not good, but it's something

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Sooo, if I do end up writing eventually, I wanna know what y'all would prefer lol