#incorrect skins quotes

[incorrectskinsquotes]

Customer: Can I get a number 5 with coke please ?

Chris: Sorry we don't sell cocaine

Boss, pulling Chris aside: Why would you say that ?

Chris, to customer: Oh nevermind we do sell cocaine

[gomzdrawfr]

based on @cod-dump's post roight over here

[skyeconch]

Y/N : I love you :>

Toby : I love you too baby :>

Toby : I can skin someone for you :>

Y/N : oh uh you don’t need to! 😅

Y/N : but I appreciate the offering!

Toby : for real though I’d do anything for you :>

Toby : in fact let me go do it right now to show my love for you! :D

Y/N : NO NO TOBY WAIT—

[venuscrashed]

MC: why does my skin burn?

Simeon: (walked in holding a cross) …

MC: …

Levi: …

Levi: Do you have something to tell us?

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha, laying in bed: Get out of my room. Peter, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

[mylarena]

Ghost, laying in bed staring at the ceiling: I don't know how to tell is someone's flirting with me. Do you think people have flirted with me?

Soap, literally laying entirely on top of him while cuddling: Yes, Si. I've been flirting with you for 3 years.

[kerosnes]

NOOO I MESSED UP SWORD IS SUPPOSED TO SAY THE LAST LINE

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[braceletofteeth]

Strangers From Hell Incorrect Quotes [13/?]

insp.

[incorrectbrawlstarsquotes]

[gwynlain]

“My skincare routine is not having feelings for men.”

— Elain Archeron in my Gwynlain ACOTAR 5 &1/2 world

[croftersforlife]

Wait wouldn't be funny if sh'ia adopted sara and protected of her, and traveler have to deal with it because of sh'ia

This is what I imagine that would look like:

Sara: Thanks for making breakfast, your Majesty! It’s really good!

Si’ha: Please, Sara. You can call me by my first name. Your family now!

The Traveler: Could I get some break-

Si’ha: Make it yourself

[tododeku-or-bust]

Patroclus tries. Nonetheless, Briseis will NOT be impressed.

My first Briseis in my serious style! She's so pretty 😍 and I'm so proud of how Patroclus looks too I'm just ��💕 this was fun to make and I got good practice in. It's also the realization that in my mind, Achilles and Patroclus are 6'5 so this puts Briseis at least at 5'8. Which works!

[saturnsconstellation]

Sirius: you’re a Gryffindor! It’s in your blood!

James: that’s racist.

Sirius: you’re soul.

James: THATS racist!

Sirius: your eyes?

James: that’s gay

Sirius: that’s homophobic

James: that’s black

Sirius: THAT’S RACIST!

James: … damn.

[poppy5991]

Natsuo: I saw that crazy doctor is finally going to trial. That’s a relief. What a fraud.

Dabi: Yeah, he’s a mad genius or whatever. He’s the one who sowed me up like this.

Natsuo, a medical resident: …

Dabi: What?

Natsuo: You know…skin grafts are a thing. That’s what anyone sane would have done.

Dabi: Are you saying I was medical malpracticed?

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 693

Agatha: “And this is my moisturizer, you need to rinse and then blot afterwards to not irritate the skin and this is my-“

Wanda: “-So is this why you take thirty minutes getting ready? Trying to fight father time with creams?”

Y/N: “Agatha was just showing me her skin care routine!”

Wanda: “With all those potions? It’s probably how to pickle yourself. You know how we helped with skin irritation in Sokovia? Snow on the face. Not your silly little marshmallow cream…Weak”

Y/N: “….Adding that to the list of things we need to discuss a later date”

[m4sonn]

Stevepop but it’s a Google chat conversation I had with @peachyponyboyy (my pookie wookie dookie bear)

(They’re in love fr)