#incorrect silver boys

[acomaflove]

Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*

Rhysand:

Amren:

Morrigan:

Cassian:

Feyre:

Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?

Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.

Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhys: Where's my chair?

Feyre: Cassian broke it over Azriel's back when they were wrestling.

Azriel: Correction, Cassian was wrestling. I was eating soup.

[witchthewriter]

Cassian: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this one guys...

Azriel: Manslaughter it is then. 

[byfulcrums]

Fucking around with the HSR text thingy

[andygo34]

Daniel: Let me get this straight... We're trapped, just you and me, in a room in your mansion, at a time when there's not a soul who can help us; and mysteriously we have enough food for a weekend, several romantic music CDs, scented candles and a double bed; but you... You have no idea!?

Terry: I already told you I'm extremely intrigued. Champagne?

[kami-kun1003]

TWST fic writers stop reducing Silver’s entire personality to just “sleepy boy who falls asleep all the time and is sooooo sleepy and tired and did i mention he sleeps a lot and also he loves his dad” challenge (impossible) (gone wrong)

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Draco: I have to break up with Harry.

Pansy: Why?

Draco: He's made me a more affectionate, open-minded person. And that stops now.

[slytherinwhydontyou]

Incorrect Slytherin Quotes

Mattheo: Why would you give Draco the Dark Mark?

Tom: He said he felt unsafe!

Mattheo: Well now I feel unsafe!

Tom: …

Mattheo: …

Draco: …

Tom, reaching for his wand: …You want one too?🤨

[brokenrealitylooper]

Todd and Tundra: Are we in trouble?

Weiss, holding a broken vase: Take a guess.

Todd and Tundra: ...No?

Weiss, pinching the bridge of her nose: Take another guess...

[ladymiraclewings]

'Silver': what is Bubblegum to you? Theodore: the reason I get up every morning. 'Silver': aw, that’s so sweet. [earlier that day] Bubblegum, sneaking into GB’s hangar, banging pots together excitedly: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP-

[acomaflove]

Rhysand and Azriel: *walk into the room laughing*

Feyre: SHHHHHH! You’ll wake the baby.

Rhysand, whispering: I thought Mor was babysitting Nyx tonight?

Feyre: She is.

Rhysand:

Feyre:

Azriel:

Rhysand, LOUDLY whispering: THEN WHO IS THE BABY?!?

Feyre: *points to Cassian passed out on the sofa*

Rhysand: You did not just refer to a 500+ year old war general as a BABY.

Feyre: Correction: An Illyrian Baby.

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

The Inner Circle in the heat of battle

Azriel, trying to warn about the location of the enemy: To the left!

Cassian: Take it back now y'all!

Mor: One hop this time!

Rhys: You're all fired.

[unabashedcandymaker]

ACOTAR

Incorrect Quotes

[andygo34]

Wolf: That's a nice rock.

Terry: Yeah, Danny-boy gave it to me.

Daniel: I THREW IT IN YOUR FACE!!!

Terry: That's very nice of you.

[circusgoth-dotcom]

Keaton: But Colossus, I love him! >//n//< Wade in the background: *unhinging his jaw to eat an impossibly tall ice cream cone*

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Pansy: Are you sure this isn't because you secretly had a sexy dream about Potter?

Draco: What?! No! ...Recently? No!