#incorrect silver boys

[acomaflove]

Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*

Rhysand:

Amren:

Morrigan:

Cassian:

Feyre:

Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?

Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.

Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT

[mc-cos-charm]

Idia ; You stay positive, you always believe that everythings going to work out...

Cater : How do you do it?

Mc , smiling peacefully : Well , I'll tell you my secret sir.

Mc , Grabs cater and looked at him dead in the eyes: i lie to myself

Mc , grabs idia next : Every morning when I wake up

Mc : I say everything is gonna be okay.

Mc , staring at all of them dead : ... BUT I'm lying...

Mc : And I don't know how much longer I can do it.

The whole cast in the corner , : 😨

Mc : *Wheezes*

Mc , went to smiling peacefully : Have a good day every one !

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhys: Where's my chair?

Feyre: Cassian broke it over Azriel's back when they were wrestling.

Azriel: Correction, Cassian was wrestling. I was eating soup.

[witchthewriter]

Cassian: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this one guys...

Azriel: Manslaughter it is then. 

[byfulcrums]

Fucking around with the HSR text thingy

[kami-kun1003]

TWST fic writers stop reducing Silver’s entire personality to just “sleepy boy who falls asleep all the time and is sooooo sleepy and tired and did i mention he sleeps a lot and also he loves his dad” challenge (impossible) (gone wrong)

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#255 Yuu

Mal: Bye Yuu!Bye Silver! Bye Sebek! Bye Yuu!*Waving as they go*

Lilia: You said ‘bye Yuu’ twice

Mal: I like Yuu

...Devs just let the dragon date his yuu already-

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Draco: I have to break up with Harry.

Pansy: Why?

Draco: He's made me a more affectionate, open-minded person. And that stops now.

[one-half-guy]

Espio, absent minded: You're my fire...

Charmy, on pure instinct: The one desire... *Vector looks up his newspaper*

Silver: Believe when I say... *Vector starts smiling*

Gold: I want it that way...

Vector, eyes glistering as point to them like a conductor: TELL ME WHY!

Them: Ain't nothing but a heartache.

Vector: TELL ME WHY!

Them: Ain't nothing but a mistake.

Vector, pointing to Blaze: Now number five.

Blaze, looking away but not less in-tune: Never wanna hear you say...

Them all: I want it that way.

Vector: WOAHH

*They keep going the music*

Vanilla, who was about to knock the door when heard the first "TELL ME WHY!": Cream, Cheese, Chocola, G-merl... That will be our family soon.

Vector, muffled by the door: ...NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY!!

[slytherinwhydontyou]

Incorrect Slytherin Quotes

Mattheo: Why would you give Draco the Dark Mark?

Tom: He said he felt unsafe!

Mattheo: Well now I feel unsafe!

Tom: …

Mattheo: …

Draco: …

Tom, reaching for his wand: …You want one too?🤨

[acomaflove]

Rhysand and Azriel: *walk into the room laughing*

Feyre: SHHHHHH! You’ll wake the baby.

Rhysand, whispering: I thought Mor was babysitting Nyx tonight?

Feyre: She is.

Rhysand:

Feyre:

Azriel:

Rhysand, LOUDLY whispering: THEN WHO IS THE BABY?!?

Feyre: *points to Cassian passed out on the sofa*

Rhysand: You did not just refer to a 500+ year old war general as a BABY.

Feyre: Correction: An Illyrian Baby.

[ladymiraclewings]

'Silver': what is Bubblegum to you? Theodore: the reason I get up every morning. 'Silver': aw, that’s so sweet. [earlier that day] Bubblegum, sneaking into GB’s hangar, banging pots together excitedly: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP-

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

The Inner Circle in the heat of battle

Azriel, trying to warn about the location of the enemy: To the left!

Cassian: Take it back now y'all!

Mor: One hop this time!

Rhys: You're all fired.

[unabashedcandymaker]

ACOTAR

Incorrect Quotes

[circusgoth-dotcom]

Keaton: But Colossus, I love him! >//n//< Wade in the background: *unhinging his jaw to eat an impossibly tall ice cream cone*

[sassenashsworld]

Here a Fallout version of what I just do

Drummer boy : Nora, I need a gun to do the errant

Deacon : [from the back of the HQ] It's illegal

Nora : [stern] You can't

Drummer boy : Why?

Nora : [same] It’s illegal

Deacon : 😃

Drummer boy : What?!!

Nora : [lawyer tone] Because the Commonwealth Gun Protection Association opposed the misuse of the rifle to go errants

Drummer boy : Ah man, they're stupid!

Nora : Ah, it's society today, boy

Drummer boy : [leaving the HQ] Ah seriously, that’s association there are real- [close the door]

Nora and Deacon : [burst out of laught]