#incorrect chats
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cyanide-latte · 1 month ago
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Azul: GOOD CREDIT-BAD CREDIT-NO-CREDIT-NO PROBLEM
Jade: oh wait you're dead?
Floyd: FUCK IT, GHOST CREDIT
Ramshackle Ghost C: IMMA GET A SUBARU
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snippetoftoronto · 1 year ago
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Conversation
Ciri: how can you not care?
Geralt: easy, like this
Geralt: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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ochiody · 4 months ago
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saw this and was reminded of them
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comfortcharacterprompts · 5 months ago
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Lucifer: It’s dark in here Mc: Don’t worry, I got this. Mc: *Stomps their feet* Mc: *Skechers light up*
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collectivefandomstuff · 10 months ago
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[on patrol]
Red Robin: [sitting on a rooftop, drinking hot cocoa]
Red Hood: [lands next to him and sits down, pulling out a sandwich]
Red Robin: [holds out a thermos] want some cocoa?
Red Hood: [takes the thermos] yeah, thanks. [offers his sandwich] Want a bite? I baked the bread
Red Robin: hell yes
Red Hood: quiet night tonight
Red Robin: [humms in agreement]
Red Robin and Red Hood: [watches the skyline in silence]
[Nightwing, covered in a slimy substance, flies past them through the air as though he’s been catapulted from a great distance]
Red Hood:
Red Robin:
Red Hood: do you think he saw us?
Red Robin: I don’t think so
Red Hood:
Red Robin:
Red Hood: we can’t all be fighting Ivy, there wouldn’t be anyone left to fight the other criminals
Red Robin: that’s a sound argument. Say while we were helping him someone robbed the mayor, then where would we be?
Red Hood: he definitely came from over by the library, that’s way outside both our routes
Red Robin: so we agree that we wouldn’t be doing our job if we left our post to help with whatever that goop was
Red Hood: definitely
Red Robin: the mayor will thank us
Red Hood:
Red Robin: [sips his cocoa]
Red Hood: cards on the table- I already robbed the mayor earlier tonight
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tiger-grace · 14 days ago
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Bruce: Okay, Damian. You need to promise to be good for the Doctor, they’re not an enemy in disguise trying to administer poison. We’ve known her for years.
Damian: The clinic is by crime alley! She most certainly owns several firearms that she could use as soon as I’m incapacitated!
Jason, raising his pistol: Firearms?
Bruce: No, Jason, no guns. We’ve spoken about this.
Damian: Anyone could be a part of a test from my grandfather! We need to be prepared!
Bruce: It’s just a vaccine shot!
Jason, very slowly raising his pistol: ..Shot?
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zziridian · 3 months ago
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Mephistopheles: as an exchange student I'd expect better
Mc: my apologies mitochondria
Mephistopheles: WHAT
Mc:??
Mephistopheles: say my name
Mc: mesopotamia
Mephistopheles: nope
Mc: Metropolis
Mephistopheles: try again
Mc: Mumbojumbo? Malarkey?Magazine?Microwave oven?
Mephistopheles: I am leaving
Mc: IM SORRY MOZZARELLA
For the life of me I can't pronounce Mephistopheles
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incorrect9-1-1 · 4 months ago
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Bobby to the crew: Once again, I will remind all of you that I love you all equally.
Hen: That is bullshit if I've ever heard it.
Chimney: What did I eat for breakfast, cap?! Tell me what I had for breakfast!!!
Buck: Huh? Didn't Bobby make some chocolate blueberry pancakes for everyone?
Eddie: No, babe. That was just for you.
Ravi: It's true. I was there, man.
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writersmorgue · 1 year ago
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Why is the picture quality shit. Idk.
Thank you @yourlunarspice 💕💕💕
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miraclechatbug · 4 months ago
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Marinette: *Laying face down on the floor*
Alya: So Adrien said he liked you?
Marinette, *muffled*: Yeah
Alya: ... And you asked him to marry you?
Marinette: Yeah
Alya: Oh shoot. How did he react?
Marinette: Dunno, I ran away
*Meanwhile*
Adrien, *kicking his door open*: Plagg!! I'm gonna get married!
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snippetoftoronto · 1 year ago
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Average making plans in a group chat experience
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teencopandthesourwolf · 17 days ago
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Derek: Stop it.
Stiles: Stop what?
Derek: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Stiles: Um, okay?
Derek: Goddammit, Stiles! *slams their mouths together*
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wisteriasymphony · 23 days ago
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no ship is safe from my corrupting hands.
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bellabrady · 8 months ago
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911 characters x chats part idk
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