#the fat man one is a ref

[byfulcrums]

Fucking around with the HSR text thingy

[emathyst9]

Henry ref is now done, so here I give you the depressed middle aged man

Though I emphasized that a lot on here so that goes without saying

[sewageskullz]

hi fryeposting + some big man and shiver i suppose

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

a character's self-deprication being what keeps them from being in a relationship can be really good but mostly when the self deprication is 1. justified and 2. only no longer an issue because their significant other is Into whatever they're angsting about

[saturday-byte]

Resisting drawing hatchworth and wink making out sloppy style SOOOO HARD this is so hard . Would you guys be mad at me if I included that in a serious art post

[dandyshucks]

me: okay just ONE quick cartoony silly facial expression drawing and nothing else, i need to sleep decently tonight for once and getting to sleep on time would help a lot with that

the drawingS (emphasis on the s):

(its been... just over an hour since i started)

[bbokicidal]

A Simple Analysis. | OT8 [SKZ]

Warnings: I'm gonna be straight discussing these men and their pp sizes so if you don't want to read about that then just skip this post, no biggie.

Notes: I'm just theorizing what I think they're like 'n I included some good 'ol references. Please note - these references include pictures/videos of the boys AS WELL AS pictures that are NOT the boys but are references to what I picture in my head when I write smut for them. I also need to thank @skzms because I Lowkey could not find bulge pics/vids on my own and their post really helped me out w that.

Extra Warning: There are twitter links in this post, so you know what that means!! Watch at your own discretion losers, I don't want ppl in my inbox whining that I use refs that 'don't look like them' like obv jfc let me hop on bub quick to ask Chris for a dick pic smh.

Extra extra warning: I like slowly lost the ability to think the more I wrote this because all I was doing was looking at SKZ cock so I mean. forgive me.

Chris

HEA. VY.

Heavy Heavy Heavy !!!! I said what I said !!! And if you want to know why, you can simply look at this video!! If I'm being totally honest here, I don't think he's massive down below but I do think he's a little above average at least. Maybe -- mm... six and a half inches? Pretty sure it's pretty, pink, and always leaking pre because he gets hard so easily.

Also, pretty sure it's relatively thick. I mean, we've seen it a few times before in his pants/shorts, so... definitely enough to make you whimper when he's splitting you open. <3

I'm not even gonna like. explain why I think this bc I'm pretty sure we all know but it's veiny as fuck and you cannot argue w that.

And his favorite thing is when you mention during sex how full you feel just bc of how heavy he is. :]

In conclusion: Pretty pink fat cock that is more than enough to make you feel incredible each time you fuck. <3333

Minho

This man is... packing. p a c k i n g.

Packing like I'm pretty sure it's not like thick thick but it's thick enough and it's probably more on the purple side than the pink side, and it's so fucking long--

Not as heavy as Chan but definitely bigger. Bigger, longer, one pretty blue vein running up the side. Literally so perfect and just the right size for your hands to fit around. Also not too long to the point where it hurts to take it but definitely... big. Seven, at least. At. Least.

And his favorite thing is when you whine about how he's fucking you so good that you might die. Dunno why that comment specifically gets to him, but he makes sure to fuck you a little deeper after that.

In conclusion: pretty cock for a pretty man and so fucking yummy.

Changbin

Okay look people might disagree but I think Binnie's a lil on the smaller side !!

Now look. I'm not saying 'bah this bitch has a small cock' I'm just saying it's not a cervix-kisser like a few of the men on this list. It's just right!! It's the perfect size to be perfectly comfortable when fucking and he knows that 'n he's happy with it. (I'm thinking five, bc five is a comfy size.)

However.

He will ABSOLUTELY split you wide fucking open with how thick he is. This man has the chubbiest, pink, mouth-watering, pussy-dripping, eyes-rolling-back, tears running down your thighs, cock ever !!! He's gotta prep you for so fucking long and there is always soooo much foreplay to you two having sex because he's just so thick that if you don't prep lots it's gonna hurt a lil and Bin really really just wants to take care of you. :(((

And his favorite thing is seeing the way you struggle to take him in your mouth because of how thick he is. :]]]]]

In conclusion: best cock on this list. <3

Hyunjin

Hoh. My God.

Hyunjin,,,, ... Hyunjin's packing a fucking rod of a cock, I can't even lie to you. I'm like 90% sure it's at least eight inches and if it isn't then I'm dead. Y'all thought Minho was big? LAWD have mercy, Hyunjin's got a fucking PIPE on him. A third leg, if you will. Shit slaps his thigh when he walks if he don't wear briefs.

SO. PRETTY. I keep saying all their cocks are pretty BC THEY ARE I JUST KNOW IT but Hyunjin's cock is actually fucking gorgeous like it's the type where even if you're someone who's like "I don't like dick pics" and he sends you one?? you're like "omg y'know what I've had an epiphany"

Not like heavy or thick like the others but soooo long, soooo pretty, soooo mouth watering. The type of cock that has you actually drooling and getting fucked dumb every time he puts it in you.

And his favorite thing is when you do just that ^ and go all quiet n whimpery during sex because your brain is mushy.

In conclusion: Monster cock and no one can convince me otherwise !!

Jisung

Mm, okay. I think it's -- average?? But see I dunno why but I'm picturing a little on the thinner side. (AND NO THAT ISN'T MY SUB JI SUPREMACY MINDSET SPEAKING) but just bc it's a little thinner doesn't mean it's not heavy !!!

And even though it only might be like - five and a half, it's still so cute and so pretty and so fucking tasty!!!

Also like a firm believer that he jerks it at least twice a day, sorry not sorry.

And his favorite thing is when you blow him because you just take it so well and he loves seeing it all disappear down your throat <33 mm mm mmmm !!

In conclusion: Mmmm,,, cutest cock on the list <3

Felix

Y'all keep saying Felix has a little cock just bc you enjoy Twink Felix and look - I too enjoy Twink Felix but I also believe in frat boy Felix supremacy SO -

Big dick Felix in the building !!!

Pretty sure he's above average. Like, 6 or 6 and a half, maybe?? SO pretty, cut, pink, so so cute, so fucking yummy looking.

Easily like, the slickest cock on the list. And if you know what I mean, you know what I mean. if you don't that too bad ig.

The type of cock you wanna like. put in your mouth forever and just never stop giving him head fr.

And his favorite thing is when you jerk him because sometimes he just doesn't have the energy or care but he wants it. Plus your hands look so much better on it than his do. :ccc <333

In conclusion: Pretty, big, hefty cock that fills you up soooo good. Also constantly leaking cum n making a mess but you didn't hear that from me !!!!

Seungmin

Y'all,,, I'm not just saying this because I'm a Seungmin bias but,,,

This man has a fucking. rod. Not like Hyunjin-length rod but rod that's like at least seven inches and I refuse to believe otherwise because have you seen the,,,,

Fucking!!Monster!!Of!!A!!Cock!!!!

Thick! So thick! So heavy! Rivals Chris w how heavy he is !!

And his favorite thing is when you choke on it because raaahhh!!! (im not okay)

In conclusion: 2Min Monster Cock Squad

Jeongin

Holy God y'all.

Think I mentioned it once in a post where I was like, "P sure Jeongin has a big dick because as soon as he hit 21 he had this massive boom in confidence n I'm p sure it's bc his dick grew like 6 inches"

Sooooo,,, pretty sure he's also in the monster cock squad.

Like, at least seven inches, again. So big, so tasty. The type of cock that makes you pray to God it won't rip you apart because I just know he fucks hard, bro.

And his favorite thing is when you actually scream during sex because of how good he makes you feel. <3

In conclusion: Jeongin big dick supremacy, we all know he's packing a fucking log of summer sausage in his boxers.

Taglist : @dwaekkicidal @jabmastersurpriseee @possum-playground @thatonedarkskinnedsiren @oc3anfloor @theyadorevalerie

[epigstolary]

Tough Guy

Tw: Fat shaming, toxic masculinity, gaining as femininity

I can’t believe you still try to act like the big, muscly tough guy you used to be several hundred pounds ago. I mean, come on, who do you think you’re fooling? You’re about as intimidating as a baby elephant. Sure, the deep voice and the sleeve tattoos probably probably made you look pretty tough when you were in shape and 200lbs of muscle; but baby, those days are long gone. There’s a ton of fat packed onto whatever’s left of your physique under there. Those tattoos have gotten stretched and folded over your fat rolls so much that I can barely tell what they are anymore. And I just can’t take the deep voice seriously when it comes out so husky in between the labored wheezing that passes for breathing with you. Nobody’s gonna be shaking in their boots when you’re out of breath just from sitting on the couch, are they?

And even when you do get up, you don’t exactly look like the picture of health and fitness. A slow waddle is your typical pace, all your fat shifting from side to side with each intended step, your body clearly having to fight against it to keep moving forward. And all your indulgence has left you with a wide, bottom-heavy, pear-shaped physique more reminiscent of a well-fed housewife than a strong, buff gymbro. Nobody’s going to be mistaking you for one anyway, though, since your lazy ass can’t help but get red-faced and exhausted after just a couple minutes of walking around. You talk a big game about your glory days and everything you could do if you put some time into conditioning. But let’s face it: you’re about as out of shape as someone can be, and those wide hips and thunder thighs don’t scream athletic or manly.

I know it must be hard for you, though, since that’s still the guy you are in your head. The big, beer-drinking, meat-eating, football-watching manly man. Well, you missed the part where all that beer had a ton of calories, all that meat had a ton of fat, and all that football left your fattening ass planted on the couch all weekend, every weekend. I totally thought you were going to say something eventually about not needing me to bring you so much to drink and so many snacks, but nope, you never seemed to notice that you’d worked yourself up to eating an entire party’s worth of food all on your own between Saturday morning and Sunday night. And it’s not like I was going to stop you, was I?

I’d have thought your bros teasing you about how fat you were getting would be enough for you to at least start thinking about it, too. They may not be the cut jocks they were when you were younger, but aside from a couple with dadbods, they’re all in reasonably good shape. But not you. And you let them pat and rub your belly to put you in your place every time they come over to watch the game, take their jokes about how the blobby flab inflating your arms is all muscle, let them snicker at you for finishing off the food they leave behind to keep to their diets. You think you’re still just one of the boys, when really you’re more like their fat, chubby mascot.

So here you sit, munching on nachos swimming in beef queso, eyes glued to the third match of the day. Love handles bulging over the waistband of your athletic shorts, overtaxed by the titanic rump, bulging hips, and bloated thighs anchoring you to your seat. Tits flopping across your beer belly as you shout at the refs on tv. Chubby, shapeless arms wobbling with your gestures as you criticize guys in peak physical condition, lecturing about how they should be playing when thirty seconds of that level of activity would leave you panting on the ground. And me, just smiling and nodding and agreeing, knowing those 2,500 calories of goo are going to be blowing you up even more by tomorrow.

This can’t last forever, of course. Eventually, you’ll wind up so fat, heavy, and hard to move that you won’t be able to ignore how far you’ve fallen. You’ll have to confront the (at least) quarter-ton body you’ve grown, and consider how blubbery you were when it stopped being manly. Spoiler alert: you passed that point a looooong way back. You’ll face the fact that there’s nothing masculine about a guy whose manhood is buried in several inches of soft, yielding lard. That there’s nothing macho about a guy who has to move fat out of the way so he can reach for the remote or his next meal. That nobody envies a former athlete who’s so bloated and heavy he can barely make it to the mailbox and back. That you’ve eaten yourself out of everything you used to know about yourself.

But don’t worry; I’ll still pretend you’re my manly man, and you’ll eat that up too so you don’t have to pay attention to the last of your fitness slipping away. I’ll tell you that you look so big and strong, while you’re shoveling those pork rinds into your mouth. I’ll giggle that you seem so tough and stoic, while you’re planted on the couch, huge fat rolls flowing in all directions. I’ll whisper that you’re still so fit and athletic, after you come back huffing and puffing from hauling your big back from the next room. I’ll say all the things you want to hear. Just keep eating for me, baby. I want my tough guy to be big, and strong… and big.

[gibsongirled]

hiiii love ur blog sm

just wanted some schlatt fluff today (my demons are telling me smut 24/7) 😅😅

schlatt head cannons with smooches cuz he gives me those vibes that he only roughly kisses or gives the biggest fat wet kisses on your forehead or cheek

schlatt giving kisses headcanons !!

a/n: n/a

schlatt gives the biggest wet kisses EVER

and you have to wipe your cheeks down with a frown as he grins at you

its like he's bored and then suddenly remembers that you existed

and then hobbles over to wherever you are and gives you the WETTEST kiss on your forehead

he's not that big of a fan on PDA out in public

so those kisses will be saved for home

aside from the wet kisses

he also kisses rough????

and also sometimes pairs the rough kisses with the wet ones

idk man bro's an interesting critter

but sometimes the kisses feel like you just got licked by a dog

which is true in a way

because he's a NASTY DOG

(someone get that ref please)

best kisses and smooches tho

even if you do feel like you have to wipe down your face with a wet paper towel

[doublebellyman]

Youthful Fat Fantasies: Question for my fellow fatties — as a teen perhaps, did you ever harbor the fantasy of being a pro wrestler? Like 400 or 500 pounds, massive wobbling gut jutting out before you, going up against a cocky muscle-bound opponent a half foot taller and half your weight, trash talking you in the ring (“having fun yet Two Ton?”) while he uses his superior reach to toy with your quivering belly fat and jiggly moobs (“you should just see yourself Fat Boy with all that blubber shaking!”), as the spectators cackle with glee and shout rude names at you? That is until your over-confident opponent makes the fatal error of thinking he can lift you by your knees and slam you to the canvas in humiliation (“this is gonna be my easiest win ever Fatty!”). Only it turns out you’re too damned heavy even for a strong man like him to lift and you flip the script, using all your available leg strength to lunge forward, and let gravity and your two-to-one weight advantage do the rest for you. Buried beneath and suffocating under hundreds of pounds of your belly fat, the once cocky athlete quickly surrenders, begging the ref to “get this blimp off me, I can’t breathe!” Then the laughter turns to cheers and a couple of strong handlers lift your buxom and bottom heavy 350-pound girlfriend into ring where she hugs and kisses you, and lovingly jostles your belly fat as the ref declares you the new Super Heavyweight champion! The only question is whether the belt will fit …

(The magnificent belly pictured is that of 600-pound wrestler Hardbody Rik Roberts aka Tweedle Die aka King Hippo aka The World’s Largest Love Machine)

[cy-lindric]

I wanted to vent, but also ask an honest question. Since I was a teenager, I always wanted to work on character design. And one thing that always caught my attention was how I always preferred male character designs over female ones. My first thought was that I was always more into androgynous fashion and more masculine styles. But time passed and I came to the conclusion that it wasn't just that, and it seems that male characters can always be different things: fat, thin, handsome, ugly, short, tall, young, old, etc. and female characters, for the most part, fall into two categories: cute or sexy. I wanted some tips on how I can make female characters with more interesting designs, without having to fall into those two categories. I love your work and you managed to make someone else like the three musketeers <3<3

Hello ! That's definitely a good question and something I think about a lot. The bias towards beauty is very strong in character design and it takes a conscious effort to diversify output in that regard.

That sort of advice might be a bit obvious, but one habit I picked up from the director on my first feature film gig was to actually "cast" characters. Without reference, we tend to go for the kind of symmetrical face and "average" features mostly out of stylistic habit. I like to look at character actors with distinct faces (I like this pinterest page that has a lot of faces in one place) but also just acquaintances or pictures of random crowds.

When designing a character, at first I'm always building a big reference board trying to decide what Type of Guy (gender neutral) I'm going for, trying use photos rather than other people's art, because I want to rely on automatics and graphic symbols as little as possible. Whether I'm designing a man or a woman or other, I use references of fashion styles and people across the board in terms of gender so I keep the scope open. Sometimes a character ref board for me will be a picture of one of my aunts next to a bunch of screenshots of Columbo. In my experience, a lot of the times, it's mostly about going with styles and archetypes the same way you would for a male character, and switching it up somewhere along the way by looking at real women in your life and beyond as a grounding mechanism. Sometimes that will mean changing almost nothing, because the borders between genders and how you characterize them is blurry and fluid, and sometimes it will mean using features that are uniquely tied to some sort of female experience.

I enjoy realism and I think getting more proficient at it did help me diversify my designs (I find that more difficult to do with more minimalistic styles). Still, I am mostly a fantasy artist and in my case that comes with some amount of stylization and idealization of shapes and looks. I'm far from perfect in my biases and I'm not going out of my way to draw "ugly" characters because that doesn't mean much to me ; I try to draw inspiration from the faces of every day people and I associate it with my love for fashion. It's also worth noting the work I post here for fun is a lot more hash tag aesthetic than the stuff I do professionally where diversity is much more important.

I don't know if any of that is relevant but that's definitely an interesting topic ! I'd love to know others' perspective and tips on the matter.

[browsing-and-anon-asking]

Ughgfhfiebdjdh YAY!!!! I really love how these all turned out!!

Paladin Danse

The man the myth the cake

My plan was to make him less curvy and he came out MORE

I hate drawing power armor and I love him in the bomber jackets so... he's in a bomber jacket

I made the scar on his eyebrow more visible

If you look close his pupils are slightly yellow... wonder what that's about 👀👀

I fattened him up a little! Think he deserves to be kinda fat

Switched orange uniform to black uniform bc it looks better

He's kinda smug about being in the BoS genuinely feel so bad when he gets exiled(fuck you maxson, you're hot but fuck you)

No idea who that is still

Hai Deacon!!!!(if you get that ref I love you)

I wanted to make him more androgynous looking since he's constantly getting cosmetic surgery done, and his whole thing is 'never show your real self'

Painted his nails because I said so

Backpack has a whole fashion show kit in there and yet it's as light as a feather

Injured arm bc IN MY GAME HES SO STUPID OH MY GOD

This fucking idiot changes his look as he running at gunners who are SHOOT AT HIM BTW AND TAKES UP ALL MY DAMN STIMPACK OH MY GOD

I still love him tho so....

I also made him a blonde, if you can't tell by the eyebrows and little hairs on his chin

And yes.... I made the top of his head a lil sun burnt...

G....Gage 🤤🤤🤤

Okay. Okay. Yes. I do... have favoritism to Preston, Gage and MacCready idk if you could tell with how much more I did for their designs than others...

Where to begin. Made upper body bigger bc I'm sure he was doing most of the cleaning in Culter's room, and probably helped carry supplies for the power armor.

Also make the tank top shrink, so you can see... his... uhm.

Hairier man is a better man

Took away one belt bc that's the dumbest shit ever why does he have two

Darker the chains for the bags and kinda pushed them up a tiny bit

Dirty...

Made eye scar slightly seen.

Gave body scars

Did pretty work to his eyes, did you see 👀

Oh my days, I really am super chill about him, btw. I'm so chill and cool about him...

THANKS EVERYONE!!! WILL POST THE POLL IN AN HOUR!!!

[machveil]

boxer!Konig too scared to hurt his opponents? -🦊

Boxer!König had been nervous about hurting his opponents when he first started out. even when he was training he’d hold his punches so his sparring partner wouldn’t immediately hit the floor. he’s big - physically large all around. ignoring how tall he is, König’s well-trained muscles are wrapped in a healthy layer of fat

Boxer!König that, for his first few matches, did hold back. he still won, but he’d feel a little guilty when his opponents blood would coat his knuckles. due to his height and weight he worried about actually hurting someone too much. he usually came out of the ring better than his opponent - sweaty, bruises forming here and there, but overall in one piece

Boxer!König getting hit in the nose for the first time - freezing for a moment when he feels warm liquid run down his lips. it’s the first time someone’s landed a hit on him that resulted in him bleeding. the first time his nose gets busted, he’s snapping back and suddenly his hearing sounds like it’s underwater. the announcer, the crowd, the referee - it’s all muffled as König takes his opponent down to the floor

Boxer!König stumbling back when the ref practically pulls him off his opponent. blinking as his chest quickly raises and falls, mouth open and panting as he stares down. he doesn’t really register what happened until the other man is standing up on wobbly legs. guilt, it hadn’t been more than ten seconds but the damage was done. König left the ring better off than his opponent - sweaty, bruises forming on his knuckles, nose crooked and crimson

[fishermon]

Another drawing I did for Rose and Lavender :] I'm very proud of this one, I saw this pose reference on Pinterest (then lost it again after I finished the drawing and it took ages to find it again 💀)

But yeah, my inability to draw Ghosts tattoos is on full display here :D (aka I made them the fuck up just to put SOMETHING on his arm) I'm tagging it with ghostsoap because this is another piece "drawn by Johnny"

I'm very proud of this tho, specifically the colouring, the pose is whatever, all I did when I drew it was make him beefier, because that man will have no fat on his bones over my dead body, how do you expect him to have massive tits if you won't let him have any fat?

But yeah, I really like how his scars look in this, especially his flogging scars and the way they kinda look like a firework coming out from the meat hook scar :] He's just pretty.

Pose base ref I used, snippets of the chapter this art shows up in, as well as general other nattering under the thingy :]

Also you cannot convince me Simon doesn't have a builders bum. You can't. He does. I don't care if he has so much ass to keep his trousers up, he has a builders bum crack and Johnny likes to poke it because he thinks it's funny.

You know what I'll post the screenshots of where abouts in the fic this drawing comes as well (chapter 16).

Simon uses the words "schitzo" and "psycho" in a derogatory manner in these, in case that's not something you want to read. He has a LOT of internalised ableism issues

"you make them look okay" is Simon's way of saying "you drew my scars in a way that doesn't make me feel sick to look at"

Also "going by a 'funky new nickname'," was actually Simon's system having a host switch to a guy named Sy who shows up much later in the fic :D

The pose ref I used was that one but it was flipped by whoever put it on pinterest

[summ3rg4l]

HIHI bungo stray dogs is super duper underated so could I pls request some dazai x gn! Reader fluff?? Maby dealing with his shenanigans or saving kunikida from dazai or something. THANK YOUUUU :DD

This request is so old………but idc🥰 I’m in class and I’m bored as FUCK! Let’s see if I still have my amazing writing abilities

Guys I have a secret…I HATE Dazai💜

Established relationship

Reader is gender neutral and apart of the ADA

It started off a peaceful day in the detective agency which was suspicious as is. An entire hour at work without anyone getting bothered and just being able to do their work? Impossible. Good thing your instincts were correct because where there’s a Kunikida, there’s a Dazai awaiting the perfect moment to jump out harass and the poor man.

“Ku-ni-ki-da~” You hear the familiar voice of your boyfriend drag out Kunikida’s name with mischief written all over his face and even hinted in his voice.

The man with poor vision groans while trying his best to ignore Dazai and focus on his work but knowing that annoying brunette…he won’t give up so easily.

Dazai pokes at Kunikida’s cheek a bunch of times, steals his glasses, turns off his computer, ect. But even with all of this he manages to stand his ground and stay on top of his work. You gotta give him props.

He must’ve took some lessons from everyone else in the agency and learned how to get Dazai to leave him alone: Do not react.

Of course though Dazai will try his hardest to prevail. You see his eyes light up with an idea and you already know, it’s a terrible one. “Maybe it’s time I intervene…” You think to yourself while contemplating having to deal with your boyfriend’s antics or being able to live peacefully. You decide on the first option since he’ll probably start bothering you after getting bored with Kunikida.

So. Just as Dazai was about to grab Kunikida’s notebook and do god knows what with it, you grab him by the back of shirt collar and pull him away.

“Dazai…you should really leave Kunikida alone. Can’t you see he’s trying to work?” You scolded him like a child.

Kunikida glances over at you with a look of surprise but it quickly turns into one of gratitude. “I appreciate your assistance (name).” You acknowledge his thanks by nodding and drag Dazai out of the room without a second glance.

As soon as the door closes you let go of your boyfriend’s collar and he bombards you with complaints of all sorts. “Why’d you have to go and ruin my plan (name)! It was just about to get interesting!” You stare at him blankly before responding with a plan of your own.

You smirk in your head and start crying aggressively. “I’m so sorry! Please! Don’t yell at me!” You force fat tears to run down your face while holding your breath a few times to make your cheeks tint red. Dazai’s annoyed demeanor falters at the sight of you crying and he rushes to comfort his love.

“Hey. Don’t cry my love. I’m sorry for yelling—“

“Just kidding!” You stick your tongue out in tease.

“…”

He looks at you with a deadpan before turning around and walking away. You can see the irritation radiating off of him. “D-Dazai!” You run after him to apologize. “It was just a joke! Sorry!”

He glares in your direction before turning back around and continuing to walk away. You’ve never seen him look at you or anyone like that before…it’s so scary! “Uhm…Dazai..? I’m really sorry. I just thought that since you like to—“

“Just kidding!” He turns around with a goofy smile.

“DAMNIT HE GOT ME! I’VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN MY LIFE!” (I hope someone gets the ref…)

Dazai laughs at the look on your face. “I can’t believe you thought you could prank me and get away with it (name)!” You giggle at his antics and kiss him on the cheek. “How could I trick the best trickster in the agency?”

You can see his cheeks turn slightly pink at the contact. “I’m glad you know my title. Maybe you can be second best if you try hard enough.”

[hockeyforlife]

Here's an honest curiosity, although I'm probably asking the wrong audience based on my page content. If you're a straight guy, and you get your oil checked, what effect does it have on you?

Do you feel sick and violated?

Do you brush it off as part of wrestling?

Do you get him back?

As a gay man, I'm used to touching there and being touched there, so while not sexual in this instance, it's also not a shocking feeling.

Maybe it's different for me because the first time hands explored there on me was with a boyfriend. I was hyperfixated on remembering that feeling for days upon days, getting more curious about it. Curious about being on the giving and recieving ends.

If an opponent violently digs a couple fingers into your anus, do you explore your own hole afterwards? Is this what makes you ask your girlfriend to let you give her anal? Do you want her to return the favour? Do you hope she says yes, but only if she can do the same to you?

I wrestled in my early teens until I knew I wouldn't be able to hide among you. Your sweat, your scent, your fit body, and the physical contact. If you were fat or had a pizza face, I was okay. If I found you attractive, it was even worse for me. It made me give you an advantage because I was vigilant to not touch you anywhere personal, while to you it seemed like it was whatever.

Not exactly an oil check, my last match ever, I took 2nd place in my city championship to a guy I could beat if he fought clean. A guy that thrust his envious cock in my crack every chance he could, using it to his advantage because early on he saw it completely threw me off my game. I spent almost the whole match with a raging hard-on, defending from the referees position with his half hard to fully hard cock pressed between my cheeks, fighting my way out of it, but only to have to start from that position again. I lost on points, and my coach had a lot to say to the ref about that, calling the whole match one big sexual assult with clothes on. I quit wrestling in humiliation and closeted-gay-man-self-hate that day.

I finally learned later in highschool waterpolo to give what I got. I quickly learned and accepted that under the waters surface, hands went to all those places for an advantage. Squeeze the nuts to hurt him, feel the guy up to throw him off, tickle his taint, and just like in this picture, dig for oil. A repressed, closeted, hormonal gay teen with an excuse to touch other guys in their personal places, I did, or attempted to, do it all. I had this done to me once, had my oil checked through my swimsuits, and that's when I was informed by a senior teammate that it's the reason we all wore 2 speedos during matches. More than once, my team or an opposing team, I saw a previously whole speedo finish a game tattered and torn. I clearly remember one time a teammate had a hand down his speedos with a finger trying to penetrate him like these pictures, like I'd had done to me through a doubled-up speedo, and like I sometimes tried to do to an opponent. It was all violent reaction, not strategic, but he managed to draw a ref's attention to it by pushing off the guy enough to get his ass above water level, exposing a hand stuck deep in the back of his swimsuits. He says the finger was still a knuckle deep when he broke the water, his speedo waistbands below his asscheeks for all to see. Of course, a straight guy, he could get away with telling the story exactly as it was, proving his manliness and disgust by uttering the words fag and homo repeatedly as well as a bunch of profanity.

So, yeah. I'm not looking for erotica. Straight, gay, or however you identify, I'm very curious what a wrestlers' honest thoughts on this are: absolute dirtiest move in contact sports, or fair game?