#incorrect shippuden quotes

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto and Sasuke daily life

[watermelonsloth]

Naruto: Sasuke is my friend! And if I love him, it’s as a brother!

Itachi: Well, Sasuke is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I’d call the police.

[kazuha-pista-badam]

kakashi the type of person to blush when you guys accidentally touch hands bcs he's so fucking touch starved

[misquoted-chronicles]

*On a nice sunny day in Konoha* Kakashi: *sitting at his favorite park bench reading Icha Icha Paradise*

Kakashi: *Vaguely registers the sound of someone running*

Y/N: *skids to a stop in front of Kakashi, doubled over from running*

Y/N, out of breath: Hey, Kashi! You want to see something beautiful??

Kakashi: Sure.

Y/N: *pulls mirror out of Jounin vest pocket*

Kakashi: *blushing looks between Y/n’s smiling face and his reflection*

Kakashi: *stuttering* I wish you would stop sometimes...

Y/N: I'll stop only when you stop being so irresistibly adorable.

Kakashi: *blushes harder*

Might Guy: *hiding in a nearby bush holding in his tears*

Might Guy: *whispering* “Good one, Y/N!”

[forumjutsu]

Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?

Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.

Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute

[narutouzumaki-25]

Naruto Uzumaki ✨️

[basilsimp43]

*Orochimaru and Jiraiya sitting in jail together*

Jiraiya: So who should we call?

Orochimaru: I’d call Tsunade, but I feel safer in jail

[im-still-watching-anime]

naruto: i trust any decision sasuke makes

sakura: um you sure about that? he’s killed people you know

naruto: it’s okay, he had good reasons

sakura: he tried to kill you too

naruto: yeah but that was hot so that’s also okay

[writtenbyafan]

Chapsticks

Kakashi and Y/N walking through the village on their way to meet team 7

Y/N: *pulls chapstick out of vest pocket*

Kakashi: “What flavor is that?”

Y/N: *applying chapstick* “Hm? Oh, it’s peach flavored.”

Kakashi: “Can I try it?”

Y/N: *caps the chapstick and hands it over*

Kakashi: *stops in front Y/N leaning in as he pulls his mask down and kisses Y/N*

Kakashi: *pulls away and swipes his tongue over his lips before putting his mask back in place*

Kakashi: “You’re right. It does taste like peach’s.”

Y/N: *brain stops working*

Y/N: (⸝⸝⸝･ᯅ･⸝⸝⸝)◞♥︎

Kakashi: *continues walking* “Keep up, Y/n, or else you’ll fall behind.”

[sasukeuchiha-24]

💜 Sasuke Uchiha 💜

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto x Sasuke Amor ❤️

[watermelonsloth]

Madara: Tobirama.

Tobirama: No.

Madara: Tobirama, we need to talk about this.

Tobirama: What I do with myself is none of your business.

Madara: Tobirama, it has nearly been 120 hours and you. Have. Not. Slept.

Tobirama: My symptoms are both manageable and none of your concern.

Madara: What do you mean sym-? You are exhausted!

Tobirama: The serious-

Tobirama, catches himself on his desk after nearly collapsing: I got it. I’m fine.

Tobirama: The serious symptoms haven’t even started yet.

Madara: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Tobirama: Symptom 7: minor narcolepsy. I’ll get over it.

Madara: You have it numbered?!

Tobirama: I have everything numbered. I’m organized. Get on my level.

[nonoel-28]

Ino: Is Shikadai awake yet?

Temari: Oh no, it's still nap time, but he'll be awake soon.

Ino: And where's Shikamaru?

Temari: I said it's still nap time.

[misquoted-chronicles]

Y/n: Kashi, keep an eye on Naruto today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Kakashi: *snapping his smut book shut* Sure, I’d love to see Naruto get punched.

Y/n: *wagging her finger* Nope. Try again.

Kakashi: *sighing* I will stop Naruto from getting punched.

Y/n: *presses a kiss on Kakashi's cheek* Atta boy.

[forumjutsu]

Naruto: I accdientally drop a shuriken on Kakashi's foot and the only thing he said was "i am so sick of being alive"

[narutouzumaki-25]