#incorrect shippuden quotes

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto and Sasuke daily life

[lislemons]

naruto characters as posts that remind me of them part 3

[watermelonsloth]

Naruto: Sasuke is my friend! And if I love him, it’s as a brother!

Itachi: Well, Sasuke is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I’d call the police.

[devotedlywingedperfection]

Sakura: I sleep with a gun under my pillow

Kakashi: I sleep with a knife.

Naruto: Both of you are pathetic.

Sakura: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Naruto: Sasuke.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

the myth of "the normal one" in a shinobi team

naruto: hey, who do you think is the normal one on our team? it's sakura, right?

kakashi: [shudders] god, no. i watched that girl bite off a grown man's thumb just to assert dominance during a fight. she didn't spit it out either. i live in fear and admiration of the kunoichi i've raised.

naruto: hmm...

//

naruto: hey, bushy-brows! who do you think is the "normal one" on your team, neji or tenten?

lee: oh, it's not neji, guy sensei had to bodily drag him to his therapy appointment yesterday.

naruto: well, it's definitely not you, so it's tenten, right?

neji, barging in through the door: lee, come help me and gai sensei! some genin challenged tenten to swallow an entire kunai, and she's actually trying to do it!! she won't listen to us!!

naruto:...i guess not?

//

naruto: kiba! you got any "normal" ones on your team? i mean, shino's a weirdo, and so are you, but hinata's just kinda quiet, right?

kiba: oh, no, she- wait, what was that part about me being a weirdo?

shino: hinata-chan and i often compare notes on human interaction.

naruto: where the HELL did you even appear from

//

naruto: yo, genma-senpai! were you the "normal one" on your old team?

genma: you'd have to ask choza about that, ha. i'm sure he has a variety of tales to tell.

naruto: okay, so...was it someone else, then?

genma: [considering] well, i mean, gai's gai, i don't think i have to elaborate on that. and yes, he was like that as a kid too. and ebisu was so focused on trying to appear normal that he completely failed to actually be normal, he was always a neurotic little beanpole.

naruto: huh...

//

naruto: oi, granny tsunade!!

tsunade: hm?

naruto: in your old team, who do you think was the normal o- [thinks]....nevermind. i'm not even going to ask.

tsunade: that's the spirit.

[kazuha-pista-badam]

kakashi the type of person to blush when you guys accidentally touch hands bcs he's so fucking touch starved

[misquoted-chronicles]

*On a nice sunny day in Konoha* Kakashi: *sitting at his favorite park bench reading Icha Icha Paradise*

Kakashi: *Vaguely registers the sound of someone running*

Y/N: *skids to a stop in front of Kakashi, doubled over from running*

Y/N, out of breath: Hey, Kashi! You want to see something beautiful??

Kakashi: Sure.

Y/N: *holds mirror up to Kakashi’s face*

Kakashi: *blushing as he looks between Y/n’s smiling face and his reflection*

Kakashi: *stuttering* I wish you would stop sometimes...

Y/N: I'll stop only when you stop being so irresistibly adorable.

Kakashi: *blushes harder*

Might Guy: *hiding in a nearby bush holding in his tears*

Might Guy: *whispering* “Good one, Y/N!”

[forumjutsu]

Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?

Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.

Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute

[narutouzumaki-25]

Naruto Uzumaki ✨️

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto x Sasuke Amor ❤️

[lislemons]

naruto characters and posts that reminded me of them part 10 (wow double digits!)

[watermelonsloth]

Madara: Tobirama.

Tobirama: No.

Madara: Tobirama, we need to talk about this.

Tobirama: What I do with myself is none of your business.

Madara: Tobirama, it has nearly been 120 hours and you. Have. Not. Slept.

Tobirama: My symptoms are both manageable and none of your concern.

Madara: What do you mean sym-? You are exhausted!

Tobirama: The serious-

Tobirama, catches himself on his desk after nearly collapsing: I got it. I’m fine.

Tobirama: The serious symptoms haven’t even started yet.

Madara: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Tobirama: Symptom 7: minor narcolepsy. I’ll get over it.

Madara: You have it numbered?!

Tobirama: I have everything numbered. I’m organized. Get on my level.

[nonoel-28]

*Shikamaru and Naruto sitting in jail together*

Naruto: So who should we call?

Shikamaru: I’d call Temari, but I feel safer in jail.

[basilsimp43]

*Orochimaru and Jiraiya sitting in jail together*

Jiraiya: So who should we call?

Orochimaru: I’d call Tsunade, but I feel safer in jail

[misquoted-chronicles]

Y/n: Kashi, keep an eye on Naruto today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Kakashi: *snapping his smut book shut* Sure, I’d love to see Naruto get punched.

Y/n: *wagging her finger* Nope. Try again.

Kakashi: *sighing* I will stop Naruto from getting punched.

Y/n: *presses a kiss on Kakashi's cheek* Atta boy.

[forumjutsu]

Naruto: I accdientally drop a shuriken on Kakashi's foot and the only thing he said was "i am so sick of being alive"