#incorrect shera quotes

[dreadraws28]

(Catra gets drafted)

Catra: officer would I be reprimanded for kissing the enemy?

Officer: (confused silence)

Catra: I wouldn't! but like if I did?

[sarahshoots1st]

Adora: I keep having this recurring nightmare where I've been captured and tied up by Catra, and she keeps taunting me about how she's beaten me and I won't be able to fight back against her anymore. It makes me feel so ... frightened, but also weird! In a way I can't really describe!

Bow: (whispering) Does she not know what a "wet dream" is?

Glimmer: You think they had sex-ed in the Horde?

[demiboydemon]

[romanticjunk]

Power of friendship

[incorrect-quotes-from-she-ra]

Adora: What are you looking at? Catra, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle she is: Porn.

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Yuffie: I am the ultimate third wheel.

Aerith: *cuddling with Tifa* You shouldn’t think that way.

Barret: *holding hand with Vincent* Yes, what makes you say that?

Cloud: *sitting on Zack’s lap* Completely untrue.

Cid: *with Shera arm in arm* Just like they say.

Yuffie: Wow. I have leveled up to nineth wheel. I am truly powerful.

[a-small-cretur]

Original post by @incorrectcatradora-quotes here

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: They’re no match for us. We’ll handle this the way we always do

Bev: Brute strength?

Eddie: Almost dying?

Mike: No, and no! By sticking together and never giving up!

[dxndxrxvxbe]

The Owl House/ Steven Universe/ She-Ra and the princesses of power

They healed me, broke me down, picked up the pieces and Made me into a new person, in a really good way🌈😭🤌🏽

[tippenfunkaport]

Huntara: Is this plant based?

Perfuma, putting on sunglasses: All plants are based.

[peppasjuicybaconass]

Catra: *waking up in the middle of the night barely awake or conscious to braid Melog's tail right outside her bedroom*

Glimmer: *walks past her and rewinds to comprehend what she had just witnessed*

Glimmer: What the hell are you doing?

Catra: *jolts awake and stares at her creation*

Catra: What the hell am I doing?

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[demiboydemon]

[lokidoctorpugs-wenclair-brainrot]

Wednesday: hey you want some WAP

Enid: uuuum...I think it's a bit early in the relationship for that

Wednesday: I understand when is it custom to get pancakes

Enid: well....wait YOKO!!!

Several hours later

Enid: YOKO TANKIA!!!!

Yoko: chill girl, what did I do

Enid: don't tell me to chill you told Wednesday that WAP meant waffles and pancakes

Yoko who genuinely didn't do it: ??? I'm gonna be honest girl I wish I thought of doing that.

Enid who can tell she's being truthful: wait if it wasn't you than who did

Yoko & Enid proceed to ask the rest of their friends

Yoko: who could it be

Divina: maybe Wednesday was pranking you Enid or maybe covering up what she said out of embarrassment

Bianca: if it was any one else you'd be right divina, but I doubt Wednesday even knows what WAP is.

Enid: I'm with Bianca

Wednesday: I'm with divina

Everyone: JESUS!!!

Enid: girl don't teleport like that

Divina: also what was that about being on my side.

Wednesday: I decided since y'all prank me soooo much id prank you by the way it's 2:30 pm goodbye

Everyone: THE SHERA MOVIE!!!

[applecidersstuff]

I get that it’s great how everyone respects DT’s pronouns, but I need to know how exactly the conversation went. I mean (and I mean it in the nicest way possible I love and respect DT) if I met them I would not have guessed they were nb(are they nb?) and not gender-fluid for example(I mean they are a shapeshifter, so..) so I’m genuinely curious how they pointed it out.

I mean it could go like this:

Glimmer: And now as you are our prisoner I need you to specify how we should refer to you, are you a ‘she’ are you a ‘he’ or a ‘they’?

DT: The last one

Glimmer: Great *tics a specific box on a form*

Or like this:

Glimmer: We need to level up our security, search ‘flatterina’s’ room, as for the prisoner, transfer- *turns to DT* I’m sorry I forgot to ask, how should we refer to you? So I wouldn’t be rude

DT: Oh, right, I go by they/them

Glimmer: Right, as I was saying, transfer them to the…

Or did they give DT a form to fill in?

[incorrect-quotes-from-she-ra]

Catra, to Adora: The path to inner peace starts with four words Catra: Not my fucking problem