#Incorrect she ra quotes

[incorrect-quotes-from-she-ra]

Adora: What are you looking at? Catra, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle she is: Porn.

[yourfellowhuman07]

Entrapta @ the Alliance: But guys, I love him.

Hordak @ the Alliance: Honesty, I'm on your side. Entrapta could do so much better.

[catra-come-out]

Adora: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Catra: How can you still say that?

Adora: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

[shadow-coolness]

Adora: Hey question, do you still like me?

Catra: Its 2 in the morning.

Adora: Yes but do you?

[existennialmemes]

Adora: So my best friend told me she loved me, then she kissed me, and then the pure energy of our love for each other saved the world. But like, did she mean that as a friend or...?

Korra: Oh, that definitely sounds like a friend thing

Asami: I am going to murder you both

[demiboydemon]

[galahadwilder]

Catra: is it hard, being with Adora when I know every other Princess has a crush on her?

Catra, holding up both middle fingers: not at all. I won, bitches!

[peppasjuicybaconass]

Catra: *waking up in the middle of the night barely awake or conscious to braid Melog's tail right outside her bedroom*

Glimmer: *walks past her and rewinds to comprehend what she had just witnessed*

Glimmer: What the hell are you doing?

Catra: *jolts awake and stares at her creation*

Catra: What the hell am I doing?

[ap-kinda-lit]

Adora: Uh, quick question: is this place evil? Catra: Is Facebook evil? Is Starbucks evil?

[erzasimpbitch]

Catra: Glimmer likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

[many-gay-magpies]

random idea i had involving catradora in the format of that "moon's haunted" tweet

random horde soldier when catra returns from the thaymor seige: oh hey, you're back early!

catra: rebellion stole my girlfriend

horde soldier: what?

catra: *loading a pistol and getting back in the tank* rebellion stole my girlfriend

[incorrect-quotes-from-she-ra]

Catra: I think we can be a little evil, as a treat Adora: We? Catra: We :)

[yourfellowhuman07]

*Sometime after the war*

Registration Sheet: Current Occupation?

Hordak: Professional Husband.

[catra-come-out]

Adora: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Catra: *chugs entire bottle*

Catra: It’s perfume.

[shadow-coolness]

I can’t flirt but I can piss you off. It’s the same thing. Both will get your attention. Both will make your cheeks turn a pretty shade of red. Both will have you eyeing my lips.

Catra

[existennialmemes]

Catra, planning for Princess prom: OK so Scorpia is going to get us into the main hall to plant heat bombs. Lonnie you and Kyle will infiltrate through the back entrance, take out the guards, steal their clothes, and be in position for when Scorpia gives the signal. Meanwhile I will be having banter and homoerotic tension with my ex best friend... To distract her.

Lonnie: But isn't the dance already a distraction-

Catra: NO, because we have to be sure she's really...really distracted. Which I can only accomplish by dancing with her seductively.

Lonnie:... but wouldn't it be easier if-

Catra: NO ARGUMENTS Now let me put on my sexiest suit and we'll go.