#incorrect redacted quotes

[tumbletaker]

Guy: You’re cute when you’re angry. Honey: Then I’m about to get really, fucking adorable.

[whorefordarlin]

Darlin': "You want me to get in a car? The thing that killed Gabriel Shaw?"

David: "Get out."

[communisticbones]

Gavin, about Freelancer: I’m telling ya doc, they/them pussy is different.

Kody: Puthy is puthy, just watch me!

Kody, walking offscreen with Freelancer before a comically large explosion ensues, then proceeds to walk back into frame after: …God damn.

[talkbycolor]

dating life.

MC: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Rendacted: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: It was so hard, Pansy! I couldn’t take it

Pansy: Yeah, well life could be hard sometimes

Draco: Life?

[no-see-um-incorrect]

When Porter and Vincent(+lovely) witness Sam being all cute/sexy-like with Darlin they will act like a couple grossed out kids watching their parents kiss

Sam: let me get a kiss from my darlin~ *Kissing Commences*

Porter: UGH-*Gagging noises*

Vincent: eweweweweEWEWEWEW!!

Lovely: MY EYES!!!!!!!

[keylimeextract]

Redacted Audio Incorrect Quotes:

❤︎(Pt.3!)❤︎

(NSFW Version!)

⤷ The Asset

⤷ Angel

⤷ Avior

⤷ Freelancer

⤷ Honey

⤷ Lasko

⤷ Cutie

⤷ Elliot

⤷ Lovely

⤷ Brachium

[nanowatzophina]

I love them actually.

[capitalisticveins]

Guy: What language do they speak at the center of the Earth?

Guy: Core-ean 😃!!

Honey: The center of the Earth is around 5430 degrees celsius. Nobody is going to live there so they don’t NEED a language.

Guy: Core-ean 😄!!

[redactahoe]

Darlin: *rips piece of paper* take it

Angel: is this? Are you giving me your number?

Darlin: you can reach me any time

Angel: but, for what?

Darlin: if anyone gives you troubles just call me

Darlin: I’ll fucking kill em’ for ya’

[tumbletaker]

”And if you need to be mean…”

David, Damien, Vega, Blake, Quinn, Honey

“..Be mean to me”

Angel, Freelancer, Sunshine, Darlin, Guy

[prince-damien-of-darkness]

Aaron: My father always said El was born lucky and that I was lucky to be born

[talkbycolor]

MC: please? For me?

[REDACTED]: don’t do that.

MC: do what?

[REDACTED]: you think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, i’ll do whatever the fuck you wa-

MC: please, for me?

[REDACTED]: okay.

[miyaheestar]

just some random funny texts

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Asher making fun of Bad human made OmegaVerse media

Dramatically sprawled out on David’s desk

Asher: bUTT alpha~! You are already mated to another WE cannot be so close~ your mate may smell my-

Very tired David: -Asher if you say one more word I am kicking you out of the pack and making Sam my new beta

[copsecore]

"would you still love me if I was a worm?" - guy

"uhhhh sure? I mean, how would i know it was you?" - honey

"i would talk to you. in my worm language." - guy