#incorrect redacted quotes

[tumbletaker]

Guy: You’re cute when you’re angry. Honey: Then I’m about to get really, fucking adorable.

[whorefordarlin]

Darlin': "You want me to get in a car? The thing that killed Gabriel Shaw?"

David: "Get out."

[communisticbones]

Gavin, about Freelancer: I’m telling ya doc, they/them pussy is different.

Kody: Puthy is puthy, just watch me!

Kody, walking offscreen with Freelancer before a comically large explosion ensues, then proceeds to walk back into frame after: …God damn.

[replaycamera2]

I feel like this was a very real interaction between the wolf bois in their early days of living together.

[no-see-um-incorrect]

When Porter and Vincent(+lovely) witness Sam being all cute/sexy-like with Darlin they will act like a couple grossed out kids watching their parents kiss

Sam: let me get a kiss from my darlin~ *Kissing Commences*

Porter: UGH-*Gagging noises*

Vincent: eweweweweEWEWEWEW!!

Lovely: MY EYES!!!!!!!

[capitalisticveins]

Guy: What language do they speak at the center of the Earth?

Guy: Core-ean 😃!!

Honey: The center of the Earth is around 5430 degrees celsius. Nobody is going to live there so they don’t NEED a language.

Guy: Core-ean 😄!!

[redactahoe]

Darlin: *rips piece of paper* take it

Angel: is this? Are you giving me your number?

Darlin: you can reach me any time

Angel: but, for what?

Darlin: if anyone gives you troubles just call me

Darlin: I’ll fucking kill em’ for ya’

[talkbycolor]

MC: please? For me?

[REDACTED]: don’t do that.

MC: do what?

[REDACTED]: you think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, i’ll do whatever the fuck you wa-

MC: please, for me?

[REDACTED]: okay.

[miyaheestar]

just some random funny texts

[starspeckedsys]

Tank and Angel:

[starlitangels]

Treasure: Who hurt you?

Porter: What, do you want a list?

Treasure, pulling out knives: Actually yeah

Sorry this is all that was going through my head the whole audio

[tumbletaker]

”And if you need to be mean…”

David, Damien, Vega, Blake, Quinn, Honey

“..Be mean to me”

Angel, Freelancer, Sunshine, Darlin, Guy

[whorefordarlin]

Lonnie: "Fuck DUMP."

Milo: "Yeah, fuck DUMP."

-The next day-

Milo: "Guess who I hooked up with last night?"

Lonnie: "Who?"

Milo: "Apollo Kennings."

Lonnie: "With WHO?"

Milo: "You said fuck DU- ... You didn't mean literally..."

Lonnie: "NO I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!"

[copsecore]

asher: “how did you break your wrist? wrong answers only.”

angel: “smacking david shaw’s juicy fat ass so hard it shattered.”

asher: “i said wrong answers only, this isn’t confession.”

(tagging: @epsi-l0n)

[underqualified-human]

RSA Student: Y-Yuu, I have a special g-gift for you

? Yuu: The still beating heart of my mortal enemy?

RSA Student: N-no

? Yuu: A skull for my collection?

RSA Student: No, what-

? Yuu, confused: Live prey for my precious baby?

RSA Student: Huh?

? Yuu: Is it money??

*RSA Student silently gives them a rose*

? Yuu: Oh, a rose... how ... nice. And you took the thorns out too ... yay. Wait this wasn't supposed to be a love confession, was it? If it was you failed miserably.

*cackling from a nearby mirror*

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Darlin: you were scared of Milo Greer?!

Sam: of course I was! look at him. He looks like a mafia brute!

Darlin: let me see if I get this right you were scared of Milo “didn’t drink Faygo red pop till he was 17 cause I successfully convinced him it was goats blood” Greer?