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tumbletaker · 2 years ago

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Guy: You’re cute when you’re angry. Honey: Then I’m about to get really, fucking adorable.

#redacted #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted fanfic #redacted headcanons #redacted guy #redacted honey #incorrect redacted quotes

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whorefordarlin · 6 months ago

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Darlin': "You want me to get in a car? The thing that killed Gabriel Shaw?"

David: "Get out."

#redacted audio #redacted darlin #redacted david #incorrect redacted quotes #tw death mention #darlin' is troll coping #all in good fun (and also distress)#darlin': Oh my father figured died? The only adult who is treated me with respect and care? yeah no I'll be fine #please give me other tags I missed I didn't want to cause problems #for the record this is why they have a motorcycle (to me)#they also only use public transport if they *can't* use the motorcycle #or they walk #trucks are fine they have discovered #but one time Lovely showed them one of Vincent's cars (heated seats <3) and Darlin' *refused* to get in it #i love them sm

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communisticbones · 1 year ago

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Gavin, about Freelancer: I’m telling ya doc, they/them pussy is different.

Kody: Puthy is puthy, just watch me!

Kody, walking offscreen with Freelancer before a comically large explosion ensues, then proceeds to walk back into frame after: …God damn.

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted damn crew #redacted gavin #redacted freelancer #redacted kody #incorrect redacted quotes

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talkbycolor · 4 months ago

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dating life.

MC: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Rendacted: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

#yandere visual novel #yandere x reader #incorrect quotes #14 days with you ren #14dwy ren #14 days with you #14 days with you redacted #14dwy redacted

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daddiesdrarryy · 9 days ago

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Draco: It was so hard, Pansy! I couldn’t take it

Pansy: Yeah, well life could be hard sometimes

Draco: Life?

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cod-dump · 2 months ago

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Graves, in the distance: NIKOLAI LAST NAME REDACTED!

Nik: Ah, I must be going.

Price: Wait, what--

Nik: I will see you later.

Price: What did you do??

Nik: *getting into his bird*

Price: Nik????

#submission #graves was very sad he couldn't three-name nik #so he made do #nikolai [redacted]#redacted as his surname #makes him run for the hills #call of duty #modern warfare #john price #phillip graves #cod nikolai #incorrect quotes #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves

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no-see-um-incorrect · 2 months ago

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Asher making fun of Bad human made OmegaVerse media

Dramatically sprawled out on David’s desk

Asher: bUTT alpha~! You are already mated to another WE cannot be so close~ your mate may smell my-

Very tired David: -Asher if you say one more word I am kicking you out of the pack and making Sam my new beta

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #incorrect quotes #redacted incorrect quotes #redacted asher #redacted david

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capitalisticveins · 5 months ago

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Guy: What language do they speak at the center of the Earth?

Guy: Core-ean 😃!!

Honey: The center of the Earth is around 5430 degrees celsius. Nobody is going to live there so they don’t NEED a language.

Guy: Core-ean 😄!!

#my loves #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted honey #redacted guy #redacted incorrect quotes

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redactahoe · 1 year ago

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Darlin: *rips piece of paper* take it

Angel: is this? Are you giving me your number?

Darlin: you can reach me any time

Angel: but, for what?

Darlin: if anyone gives you troubles just call me

Darlin: I’ll fucking kill em’ for ya’

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted darlin #redacted angel #redacted incorrect quotes

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miyaheestar · 9 months ago

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just some random funny texts

#redacted incorrect quotes #redacted lasko #redacted huxley #redacted angel #redacted david #redacted guy #redacted honey #redacted damn crew #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin #redacted damien #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted darlin #redacted sam #heeda's small world ☆

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copsecore · 3 months ago

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"would you still love me if I was a worm?" - guy

"uhhhh sure? I mean, how would i know it was you?" - honey

"i would talk to you. in my worm language." - guy

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #copsecore #redacted fandom #jed’s food for thought #redacted guy #redacted honey #incorrect quotes #redacted headcanons

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tumbletaker · 1 year ago

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”And if you need to be mean…”

David, Damien, Vega, Blake, Quinn, Honey

“..Be mean to me”

Angel, Freelancer, Sunshine, Darlin, Guy

#redacted #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #incorrect redacted quotes #redacted fanfic #redacted headcanons #redacted shaw pack #redacted damien #redacted darlin #redacted freelancer #redacted Vega #redacted quinn #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted blake #redacted sunshine #redacted guy #redacted honey

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whorefordarlin · 20 days ago

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Asher: "Ooh, that's fancy, where'd you get it?"

Babe: "Sam and Darlin got it for me, actually... Yeah they asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I said 'I wanna watch' and I don't think they quite understood... It's a nice watch anyway."

#redacted audio #redacted babe #incorrect redacted quotes #redacted asher #everyone wants to be a fly on the wall in San and Darlin's home #but ESPECIALLY Babe #Babe would pay so much money to be in the cuck chair #darlin' harem #< that tag sort of fits so I'm adding it

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starspeckedsys · 10 months ago

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Tank and Angel: