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tumbletaker · 1 year ago

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Guy: You’re cute when you’re angry. Honey: Then I’m about to get really, fucking adorable.

#redacted #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted fanfic #redacted headcanons #redacted guy #redacted honey #incorrect redacted quotes

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whorefordarlin · 5 months ago

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Darlin': "You want me to get in a car? The thing that killed Gabriel Shaw?"

David: "Get out."

#redacted audio #redacted darlin #redacted david #incorrect redacted quotes #tw death mention #darlin' is troll coping #all in good fun (and also distress)#darlin': Oh my father figured died? The only adult who is treated me with respect and care? yeah no I'll be fine #please give me other tags I missed I didn't want to cause problems #for the record this is why they have a motorcycle (to me)#they also only use public transport if they *can't* use the motorcycle #or they walk #trucks are fine they have discovered #but one time Lovely showed them one of Vincent's cars (heated seats <3) and Darlin' *refused* to get in it #i love them sm

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communisticbones · 1 year ago

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Gavin, about Freelancer: I’m telling ya doc, they/them pussy is different.

Kody: Puthy is puthy, just watch me!

Kody, walking offscreen with Freelancer before a comically large explosion ensues, then proceeds to walk back into frame after: …God damn.

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted damn crew #redacted gavin #redacted freelancer #redacted kody #incorrect redacted quotes

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talkbycolor · 2 months ago

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dating life.

MC: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Rendacted: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

#yandere visual novel #yandere x reader #incorrect quotes #14 days with you ren #14dwy ren #14 days with you #14 days with you redacted #14dwy redacted

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cod-dump · 28 days ago

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Graves, in the distance: NIKOLAI LAST NAME REDACTED!

Nik: Ah, I must be going.

Price: Wait, what--

Nik: I will see you later.

Price: What did you do??

Nik: *getting into his bird*

Price: Nik????

#submission #graves was very sad he couldn't three-name nik #so he made do #nikolai [redacted]#redacted as his surname #makes him run for the hills #call of duty #modern warfare #john price #phillip graves #cod nikolai #incorrect quotes #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves

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no-see-um-incorrect · 6 months ago

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When Porter and Vincent(+lovely) witness Sam being all cute/sexy-like with Darlin they will act like a couple grossed out kids watching their parents kiss

Sam: let me get a kiss from my darlin~ *Kissing Commences*

Porter: UGH-*Gagging noises*

Vincent: eweweweweEWEWEWEW!!

Lovely: MY EYES!!!!!!!

#obviously Sam and Darlin find this hilarious #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted headcanons #redacted sam #redacted darlin’#redacted incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #redacted porter #redacted Vincent #redacted lovely

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capitalisticveins · 4 months ago

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Guy: What language do they speak at the center of the Earth?

Guy: Core-ean 😃!!

Honey: The center of the Earth is around 5430 degrees celsius. Nobody is going to live there so they don’t NEED a language.

Guy: Core-ean 😄!!