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A thought before I go to sleep

Do y'all think the Simpsons is written by seers in Redacted universe?

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Woops accidentally iwfilwyoaoa with Sam and Darlin

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Keep talking I beg

Woops accidentally iwfilwyoaoa with Sam and Darlin

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hc sam stitches up darlin’s ripped clothes

ur correct thank u i love u twin

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Glad I could help!

Woops accidentally iwfilwyoaoa with Sam and Darlin

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Was thinking of this song while thinking of them, it gave me several emotions

Woops accidentally iwfilwyoaoa with Sam and Darlin

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Asher: "Ooh, that's fancy, where'd you get it?"

Babe: "Sam and Darlin got it for me, actually... Yeah they asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I said 'I wanna watch' and I don't think they quite understood... It's a nice watch anyway."

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Asher: "Ooh, that's fancy, where'd you get it?"

Babe: "Sam and Darlin got it for me, actually... Yeah they asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I said 'I wanna watch' and I don't think they quite understood... It's a nice watch anyway."

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Asher: "Ooh, that's fancy, where'd you get it?"

Babe: "Sam and Darlin got it for me, actually... Yeah they asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I said 'I wanna watch' and I don't think they quite understood... It's a nice watch anyway."

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to me, this is sam and darlin

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I wonder if the shifters hate when their mates get new clothes because it take awhile till they start to smell like them again

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I have a feeling that Babe was really nervous about integrating into the pack since they were unempowered and (depending on if you think Angel came before them or not) was the first unempowered mate or was the newest unempowered mate.

So how did they cope with this? By having a notebook full of all the little things they learned about the pack and its mates.

Pages are scattered and random, just scribbled notes whenever they hear something.

For example:

Sweetheart knows...at least two languages. Maybe more. Further testing required. Spanish was expected. Korean was not.

Pretty sure Sam only owns flannels. Definitely sure that it drives Milo crazy.

Darlin used to have a smoking habit. Doesn't like to talk about it. Probably something to do with Quinn. Still coughs like a smoker though. And carries a lighter.

David chews on his lip when he's thinking, bites his nails when nervous. Remember the difference.

Milo owns a cat!! Calls him Aggro, no idea if that's his full name or just a nickname.

Darlin does tricks with their lighter when bored. Stresses David out, thinks they're going to catch a spark on their jacket and light themself on fire. To his credit, I wouldn't be surprised if that did happen.

Angel is the last to fall asleep at sleepovers. How they stay up until 3 AM then wake up at 8 being fully refreshed is worth scientific testing.

Sweetheart makes the most intense eye contact. Probably part of their investigator training but it's a little scary.

Milo judges everyone's outfit whenever they enter the room. Every time. Quick flick up and down. Head tilt if he approves. Eyebrow twitch if he doesn't.

Sam's house has no pictures of him from before the turn?? Is that a normal thing for vampires??

Angel doesn't know how to sit in a chair normally. Shocked they don't break something with some of their positions.

My babe is smart and beautiful an

ASHER STOP MESSING WITH MY NOTEBOOK

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Shifters tilting their heads to the side when they don’t understand something

Except David consciously makes sure he never does it and gets embarrassed when he does

Asher just does it all the time even when he’s not actually confused

Darlin does it without realizing Sam will never let them know how often they do it

And Milo switches from side to side trying to figure out whatever is confusing him sweetheart totally doesn’t have a video of him doing it

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broke: erik forgot that sam was the one to call darlin after their fight with the two vampires, not the other way around, hence invalidating his 'darlin made the first move' stance

woke: darlin' suffered from so much blood loss that day and can't recall what happened so they just assumed they were being super smooth when they were, infact, being the equivalent of a cat hissing at their vet

super woke: darlin' remembers exactly what happened, but they're trying to convince sam otherwise, because they're too fucking embarrased to accept reality

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redacted audio. what a time to be alive

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redacted audio. what a time to be alive

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Sam’s bisexual demons rage when he’s around David