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gabe being an attentive husband to his pregnant wife to whatever she needs even the one more worried than she is sometimes

david’s mom: gabe, how many times do i have to tell you? i don’t need anything right now

gabe: are you sure?

david’s mom: yes

gabe: how about water?

david’s mom: gabe

gabe: do you want to eat? i can make that pasta that you like

david’s mom: gabriel

gabe: is your back hurting right now? do you need a back massage?

david’s mom: gabriel shaw!

gabe: huh? what? do you need anything?

david’s mom: actually, i do

gabe: oh? what is it?

david’s mom: i think you need to take me to the hospital

gabe: WHAT? WHY?

david’s mom: i think my water just broke

gabe: IT WHAT?

gabe definitely fainted when she went to labor

frank (asher’s dad) resting his head in his shifted form on his wife’s stomach to feel closer to baby asher and not letting her move away from the bed for maximum comfort

asher’s mom: you’re really not going to let me go, are you?

frank, shifted: *woofs in yes*

asher’s mom, sighing: ok, but could you shift back for a moment?

frank: *shifts back* why? do you need to use the restroom?

asher’s mom: no, but i do want to show something

frank: oh?

*asher’s mom holds on to frank’s hand and puts it on her belly, letting him feel a small kick*

asher’s mom: feel that? that’s asher right there

frank:

asher’s mom: uh, frank?

frank: you are not leaving this bed

asher’s mom: what? but i was going to tell you that he’s kicking for me to get out of this bed

frank: well too bad

asher’s mom: nooo

frank proceeded to feel asher’s little kicks all day without even shifting once

and

colm trying his best to deal with marie’s pregnancy cravings, no matter how weird or how strange the food combinations may be

colm: so, what are we craving today?

marie: hot sauce

colm: marie, i’m not letting you down a whole bottle of hot sauce again

marie: fine. hot sauce and lemons

colm:

colm wonders if her cravings could get any better or worse. probably worse

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gavin and freelancer are that couple that are always gonna be obsessed with each other. and everyone knows it

to the point where the damn crew have learned to just assume that whenever one of them is smiling at their phone, they're talking to the other

gavin: *laughing at something on his phone* someone: what's so funny? damien: freelancer probably just texted him "hi"

freelancer: *screaming into a pillow* someone: lasko, not even looking at them: don't worry, gavin probably just sent them a picture

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Girl dads: David, Milo, Sam, Aaron, Vincent, Damien, Huxley, Geordi

Boy dads: Asher, Guy, Porter, Lasko, Gavin, Vega, Avior

(probably incomplete but oh well 😀)

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Girl dads: David, Milo, Sam, Aaron, Vincent, Damien, Huxley, Geordi

Boy dads: Asher, Guy, Porter, Lasko, Gavin, Vega, Avior

(probably incomplete but oh well 😀)

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so um let me introduce all new redacted fans to the shaw pack

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That awkward moment when everyone makes old man jokes with Sam but forgets that Vincent was born a year apart from Sam. Vincent was just made earlier in life. But trust me that boy had a game cube and absolutely struggles with modern video games too. They are both old men. #GiveVincentShitForBeingOld

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not a mha fan anymore but.

milo greer in a hawks cosplay HEAR ME OUT !!

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Sam and darlin in a nutshell...

"Show me your scars" he said.

"But why?" I asked

"I want to see how many times you needed me and I wasn't there" he whispered.

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The wonderful @moonvalley94 made a thumbnail for my firefighter au!!! This is specifically for the conversation/fight that David and Darlin had in the second chapter, which you can find on Ao3 here!

Moon used @elisacaleisa’s Darlin icon which I adore.

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A Vincent and Darlin’ friendship that’s Darlin punching his shoulder playfully, and Vincent punching them back with his vampiric strength without meaning too.

Vincent apologises so much and Darlin tries to play it off like it didn’t hurt - but it did. And Vincent’s so apologetic and Darlin’s trying to play it tough and Sam and Lovely find it so hilarious.

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Masc honey hc!!

HONEY IS ONLY NAMED HONEY CAUSE HES A BEAR.

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Funnily enough he’s also allergic to bees

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"Omg what does Gavin do for money??? Does he work at 7/11? Does he even have a place-"

YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES don't piss me offff. My man works a pole like no one you've ever seen and he brings home BANDS do you hear me.

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perhaps a silly question but are angel and baabe’s unempowered familes invited to the wedding? that’s gotta be a huge covert breach

but imagine the silly hijinks that would ensue

“hey why’s the best man (gender neutral)’s boyfriend sitting under an umbrella? it’s supposed to be clear skies all day”

“oh um he’s just super goth”

“he’s wearing a cowboy hat”

“he’s…y’allternative”

“wtf angel”

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Vincent: if you could kiss anyone in the entire world,who would it be?

porter: my beautiful lover treasure

Vincent: they don't count,you do that anyway-

porter: sam's mate.

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Vincent: if you could kiss anyone in the entire world,who would it be?

porter: my beautiful lover treasure

Vincent: they don't count,you do that anyway-

porter: sam's mate.

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I made this instead of getting ready to go to class 🙂

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Little (<completely relative) and excitable Darlin' convincing David to dress up as Danny and Sandy from Grease (its their favorite rn)

(he does)

(Asher has pictures)