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Cutie who in “your boyfriend finally draw the line” scratched at the eczema on their hands until it bled.

Cutie who has permanent nail marks at their hairline from them trying to claw their skin off.

Cutie who’s eczema has gotten so much worse since loosing Geordi.

cutie who cut a lot of their hair off and let their nature color grow back out.

Cutie who has cried so hard they’ve thrown up on an empty stomach.

Cutie who physically can’t look people in the eyes out of fear of their own powers

Cutie who’s looked into how to completely change their magical alignment.

im cutie and cutie is me.

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sweetheart’s cloaking pranks have gotten harder to execute purely cause if milo isn’t touching their back or arm or thigh or SOMEWHERE on their body for a long enough period of time he’ll start feeling weird

asher: and it was like—woahhhhh buddy hey now

milo, staring at his hand which is suspiciously not in sh’s back pocket: something is deeply wrong

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Shout out to the person who asked me if I have any more David/Darlin headcanons who still has not gotten a response, I am so sorry. I just remembered it, that thing has been sitting in my drafts collecting dust for a while because I genuinely do not have very many coherent thoughts about these two so,,, sorry

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darlin didn't go to the healers after fighting off those two vamps that day because quinn was their emergency contact at the time

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no one:

Redacted listeners:

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Sweetheart

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This is a random ass hc but, Freelancer used to use shit like this before Huxley and Damien introduced the group to proper skin care (Damien used a couple of products but Huxley grew up with a 20 step Korean skin care routine and kept it as he got older)

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"not sorry for loving you" but it's sam n Alexis

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lovely’s plotline can basically be summed up into

“if i had a nickel for every time i was put in life threatening danger that caused me to change magical races i’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.”

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Darlin and David are such:

“I want to protect you, why won’t you let me protect you.”

And

“It is my job to protect you.”

And I think that mentality is why they clash, because for David it’s like it’s his moral duty to save everyone, and he does so by fighting for them. Whereas Darlin saves people by trying to remove them from the actual fight. David pushes through, Darlin pushes away. It’s facing pain with a ‘no one deserves this’ mentality, versus ‘I deserve it, not them - do it to me, not them’.

It’s a strange balancing act.

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Darlin and David are such:

“I want to protect you, why won’t you let me protect you.”

And

“It is my job to protect you.”

And I think that mentality is why they clash, because for David it’s like it’s his moral duty to save everyone, and he does so by fighting for them. Whereas Darlin saves people by trying to remove them from the actual fight. David pushes through, Darlin pushes away. It’s facing pain with a ‘no one deserves this’ mentality, versus ‘I deserve it, not them - do it to me, not them’.

It’s a strange balancing act.

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people who don’t like darlin and cutie but want “complex listeners” will never make me not want to rip my hair out. i have most of them blocked but OH MY GODDDDDD

david dick riders too. darlin’ fucked up with going after quinn don’t get me wrong but people who pretend like david wasn’t in the wrong either makes me so angry.

cutie fucked up and nothing excuses what happened but they were half insane, powers that basically trapped them in their head but they loved geordi and got therapy.

ily people with fucked up souls🫶🫶

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darlin <- -> jason todd

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Need an audio where it starts out with:

“Darlin, I love you, please be careful” and Sam’s all serious and almost pleading and worried and it escalates for a minute of Sam getting increasingly more stressed and Darlin’s just brushing off his concerns

And then Sam yells out their name-

Darlin caught a spider

Sam is afraid of spiders

And they make fun of him

And he’s just:

“It is perfectly normal to be afraid of spiders”

…

“don’t go and laugh at me, it is!”

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Thinking Sam and darlin being soft with each other

Thinkin’ about darlin and Sam wearing each others clothes

Thinking about Asher and Milo giving darlin shit bc they’re wearing Sam’s ‘cowboy’ boots. Their regular work boots but because they’re Sam’s the automaticity are cowboy boots by default.

Thinking about Sam and darlins separate wardrobes mixing in together to the point where neither can tells who’s is who’s.

Thinking about Sam wearing his darlin’s iconic jacket, it was Gabe’s jacket back when he was in his punk phase in his early twenties and he gave it to darlin as a welcome to the pack gift.

Thinking about darlin wearing Sam’s flannels, hoodies, and shirts almost 24/7. Thinking about when darlin is having a rough day they’ll just sit in the closet and let Sam’s sent keep them grounded.

Thinking about Sam regularly coming home to darlin curled up on his side of the bed, wrapped in his favorite throw blanket from couch looking adorably soft and sleepy

Thinking about darlin coming back from a late night security gig to Sam asleep on the couch, wearing their favorite hoodie while he was trying to wait for them

Thinking about the way darlin’s instincts take charge whenever it comes to Sam. And how they need to mark him as theirs in anyway possible. Most of the time it’s through sent, darlin is always touching and rub their sent off on him to tell the others that he is theirs and they are his. If they’re feeling particularly possessive, their leave bite marks and hickies all over him. One time in the early days of their relationships darlin left a huge hicky just above Sam’s collar bone before he had to go to a calm meeting and Vincent will never let him live that done. Alexis conveniently was extra avoidant for that meeting. Surprisingly none of the wolves gave either of them shit about it because they know they are no better.

Thinkin’ about Sam getting serious baby fever whenever darlin interacts with the pack kids.

Thinkin’ about Sam going all soft and mushy with hearts in his eyes when he walks into the pack den the find his mate snuggled up the the gaggle of pups in a pillow fort while lilo and stitch play quietly In the background. The soft glow of the tv aluminates darlin’s peaceful features while pups snuggles up close to their neck and chest. Three of the them are spread out over darlin’s legs in various degrees of wild sleeping positions, the 5 teenagers of the pack are all laying on top of each other and darlin’s stomach in an tangled mess of limbs. Suddenly the thought of kids isn’t so bad

Thinking about darlin going all soft in the eyes as Sam gets dog (heh) piled on by the pups. Watching him fight for his life with a crowd of children hanging off his arms and legs makes darlin feel all warm and fuzzy. He’s such a natural at it, his so gentle despite the fact that he’s wrestling at least 12 children and teens at the same time. He is ethereal as the light of the firefly’s illuminate his face as Sam fights back a laugh and stay in character he was assigned to play. Trying and failing terribly to play the big bad giant the little wolves had to defend the pack from. Darlin is completely unaware of the Boys making fun of their love struck face as Sam is being taken down and bringing the kids with him. As the group on the ground burst into a fit of giggles and darlin just can’t help but find His and the kid’s laughter is contagious. So so happy that Sam is their mate and their pack is his pack

Thinkin about the blorbos

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hey freaks friendly reminder that imperium sam exists

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hey freaks friendly reminder that imperium sam exists