#incorrect quotes star darlings

[enchantedfails]

Sage: What did you get Cassie for their birthday? Libby: I got her a Glowfur. Sage: Really? Me too! Scarlet: I also got her a Glowfur. Leona: Looks like we had the same idea. Libby: Gemma, please tell me you didn't get Cassie a Glowfur as well! Gemma: … I got her a Glowfur. *𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓* Cassie, in her room surrounded by Glowfurs: This is the best birthday ever!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

SCP: Welcome Home:

Doctor Coffin: *looks around* Jack, where's 34779-A?

Doctor Bright: Oh, I left him in the break room.

Doctor Coffin: You left him alone with the D-Class?!

Doctor Bright: Pfft, they love him! It'll be fine!

*meanwhile*

D-Class 424: *kneeling before Wally as he gently explains how to defend himself* -and you know you've done it right when you hear the neck snap.

D-Class 424: *proceeds to twist a plush's head until stuffing starts to pop out*

Wally: *slowly claps his hands in excitement* Y a a a y .

[the-incorrect-quotes-show]

eclipse is moon to an extent. he probably has him memories too, he could just make his own star if he wants it that bad

[montgomerydadbodyscotty]

Bones: I like to expect the worst. There's a small chance I'll be pleasantly surprised.

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

Au where everything is the same except Howdy can transform into a butterfly like in Star Vs The Force Of Evil to kick Wally’s ass whenever apples are stolen

[alnblogs]

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[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#92 Aim did get better-

Dottore: You know my Ex-Spouse still misses me~

Mirror Maiden & Fatui Pyro agent*Who are being celebrated for finally making it official that they are going to wed*...

Dottore: BUT THEIR AIM IS GETTING BETTER!~...THEIR AIM IS GETTING BETTER~...you see it is funny because marriage is terrible~

Mirror Maiden & Fatui Pyro agent:...

Fatui Agent*Whispers to Dottore something and backs away*...

Dottore*Left frozen*...WHUT-

-In the Middle of the night Sumeru-

Y/n*Starring down from your window at...your ex,who is dressed up as a mariachi and has a mariachi band,Holding your new son Kuni who is also glaring at Dottore*...

Dottore*Smilling up at you and snaps his fingers*Well boys what are you waiting for "A darle"!~

The music starts to play as they awkwardly step back...just in case seeing your annoyance...and see you reaching up for something...

Y/n*Starts pouring gas on Dottore*

Baby!Kuni*Brings out a...Jumpy Dumpty cluster grenade that Klee gave him and throw it at Dottore*

Y/n: So glad Kaveh made the house soundproof inside and outside~ *Closes the window not caring for the explosion outside, smiling as Kuni is giggling in your arms*Lets go to bed sweetie~

"A darle"="Hit it"

Part 4 of:

[demigoddessqueens]

Masterlist 11

Writing Drabbles

Intimacy

avert your eyes

SFW writings

Match up pairings - Valkyrie // Trevor Belmont // Alucard // multi-fandom pairing //

Song 🎶 fics - Vax fic // Percy fic // Grog // Caleb // Cadeuces // Grog - fic 2 //

Song fic: multi-party - Pike/Jester/Laudna //

Pretty Little Liars 💋/Original Sin 🔪- being mouse’s sibling //

Genshin Impact - Neuvillette flirting //

Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon 🐉- aegon + writing prompt // aemond headcanons // incorrect quotes // jock 💪 aemond //

Ewan Mitchell - Martin (in the modern world) //

The Decameron - Dr Dioneo fluff // Dioneo and the artist //

Hades - making out with Moros //

Marvel

MCUniverse - Namor + female general // Paradox ⚡️ headcanons // incorrect quotes // incorrect quotes 2 // incorrect quotes 3 // incorrect quotes 4 // incorrect quotes 5 //

Werewolf by Night - Jack Russell fluff //

X-Men - relationship headcanons //

Bridgerton - Benedict SFW (+ NSFW) //

Fallout - found family + Lucy //

Dune - Chani + sister!figure //

Ultraman Rising - kenji x male!reader //

A Quiet Place: Day One - dating Eric //

Monkey Man - writing prompt ask //

Blood of Zeus ⚡️- ares x Hindu!god!reader // Dionysus with pregnant!reader + twins // hard to get Ares // can’t carry a tune 🎶 // Hermes and Apollo twins // sneaking with Poseidon // childhood friend // rise of Venus 💕 // friends of monsters // plus size reader //

Critical Role 🎲

Vox Machina - thicc thighs // (my darling) yandere // grog + sorcerer!reader // Percy + harpy kiss // yandere Vax and Percy // bard oc + scanlan // kidnapped?! // wild witch 🧙// domestic + affectionate //

Mighty Nein - hold my ale // you get separated // flirting as a bard 🎵//

Bell’s Hells - constellation Druid //

Other -

Dungeon Meshi - toshiro headcanons //

Castlevania/Nocturne 🌙 - once upon a December // Fae healer lover // fall asleep on their shoulder // Trio + modern au // lover’s voice kink // divine paladin, cleric // roasts and insults // richter + elf!reader // sugar 🍬 rush //

Assassins Creed - Kenway friend // drunk Haytham // Connor and author s/o // the cuddling type // gyaru reader // altair and day off // Altair and eagles // Malik headcanons // markings of Eden // supportive Altair //

Codexmonthly prompts

July “magic”

August “rooftop”

September “leap”

Baldurs Gate - linking pinkies // peck 💋 on lips // practicing “I love you” // Gale + insecure!body reader // blue dragon in the rain // too close to call //

Batstarion 🦇 Week 2024 - day 6 // day 7

Star Wars - Rey skywalker + reader with anxiety //

NSFW writings

Twisters 🌪️ - sweet darlin //

Critical Role 🎲

Multiparty - match freak //

Vox Machina - lover & giver // ride of your life //

Mighty Nein - your reward + round 2 //

Bell’s Hells - braius fic //

Castlevania - you taste good (ft C.R.) //

[ghostfrog28]

Yuurivoice Characters And Listeners As Incorrect Quotes!

I already did this with Escaped Audios (sort of, it was mostly DennysVerse) but for these, the way the listeners respond will mostly be based off of my OCs for them (which I will make posts about eventually) PS, this is mostly Boo and Alphonse lol

~~

Alphonse: [Grabs Boo's ass while they're gettin groceries out of the car]

Boo: Excuse me thats my ass

Alphonse: That's our ass. We're married, bitch

~~

Finn: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.

Sunflower: Aww, babe. That's so sweet.

Alphonse: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Boo: ... thanks

~~

Lucien: *stroking Angel’s hair* you're so tiny.

Angel: *sleepily* I could beat the shit out of you.

Lucien: *lovingly* | know.

Or

Alphonse: *stroking Boo’s hair* you're so tiny.

Boo: *sleepily* I could beat the shit out of you.

Alphonse: *lovingly* | know.

(It’s funny cuz my OC for Boo is 6’0, meanwhile, my OC for Angel is 5’3)

~~

Charlie: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Boo: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Angel: Tackle him.

Star: Dump him.

Rook: Kick him in the shin.

Casper: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

(my Casper OC is 6’4 lol)

~~

Boo, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time I almost died in College

Alphonse or Seth, choking on his coffee: Excuse me?

(rewrote this one a little bit)

~~ ⚠️ Slight NSFW ⚠️

Boo: I can’t eat this, its far too hot

Alphonse: You're far too hot yet I still manage

Room: Um-

Auron: WE'RE ON A DOUBLE DATE, I'M RIGHT HERE

~~ ⚠️ NSFW Again ⚠️

Boo: oh fuck me

Seth: yes please

Boo: what?

Seth: what?

Alphonse from the other room: HE SAID YES PLEASE!

~~

Alphonse: BOO! WHERE'S MY-

Sugarboo: By the door

Seth: Sugar! Do you know where the-

Sugarboo: In the kitchen

Charlie: Hey Sal (OC name), have you seen my stack of-

Sugarboo: On Seth's nightstand

Sugarboo: Independent my ass. You guys would fall apart without me

(Sal is my OC for Sugarboo)

~~ ⚠️ Slight NSFW ⚠️

Charlie: bro-

Casper: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Charlie: ...

Casper: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago, and now you're calling me bro??

~~ ⚠️you guessed it, NSFW ⚠️

Seth: What exactly do you think of me?

Sugarboo: Somewhere between "fuck you" and "I'd fuck you."

~~

Alphonse: I don't think | can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Boo: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Alphonse: What- no!

~~

Star: When Faust was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."

Auron: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

~~

Boo: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Alphonse: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so l can feel whole again.

Boo: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Alphonse: Is it working?

(this one could be vise versa)

~~

Alphonse, at some point: You speak RUSSIAN ?? Say something !!!

Boo: Ты самый красивый мужчина в мире, любовь моя (You're the most beautiful man in the world, my love.)

Alphonse: What does it mean ?

Boo: It means don't give me orders you fucking bastard

(Another little thing, my OC for Sugarboo is half Russian and half British)

~~

Seth, after learning Sugarboo also speaks Russian: Does Sugar think in English or Russian?

Alphonse: Bold of you to assume Boo thinks.

~~

Rook: Ugh, life can be difficult sometimes.

Sal (Sugarboo): But death, on the other hand...

Rook, squirting Sal with a water sprayer: No, Sal

~~

Boo: I don't think Faust is very happy about you dating his brother.

Rook: What makes you say that?

Boo, reading a text aloud: Rachel (Rook). I hope this message finds you before I do.

~~

That’s all for now! Hope you enjoyed!

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

|•♡•♡{Welcome pick your man!}♡•♡•|

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Gossip

{♡} ask

- In a town w old people? yeah there's gossip

Cardboard cut out

{♡} personal

- omg a cut out of my bf

Incorrect Quotes:

eye's like sapphires

Werewolf Seth NSFW HC's

{♡} requested

- getting freaky w a werewolf

Seth NSFW HC's

{♡} requested

- getting freaky w normal Seth

dozed off

{♡} ask

- Boo just falling asleep while getting a tattoo and Seth is confused

amazing features

{♡} ask

- Seth would 100% make girl's jealous w his hair and amazing body...

ao3 account

{♡} ask

- So Seth has a ao3 account to read gravity falls fanfics.

Smashing skulls in - Yandere Casper

{♡} requested

- YIPEE Yandere Casper

Pinch of rat poison - Yandere Charlie

{♡} requested

- OMG is that Yandere Charlie?!

book of sleep talking

{♡} ask

- Charlie sleep talks ad Casper recorded all of it in their book

Incorrect Quotes:

pizza

Yandere Finn NSFW HC's

{♡} requested

- oh look more nsfw hc's-

Incorrect Quotes:

god's strongest soldier is not me

the things I do for love

California Faust

{♡} personal

- he got that bitchy valley girl energy (from someone form Cali)

outfit idea

{♡} personal

- Him in this would eat so bad BROOOO

Football

{♡} personal

- he loves his football team

Incorrect Quotes:

teehee sexy cowboy

Money spent well?

Faust's in here

Self aware

Dad Auron HC's

{♡} requested

- im about to make thius man a father trust-

Bend over - Smut

{♡} requested

- Doesn't he look pretty bent over?

Rook being an ex figure skater

{♡} ask

- Lol yuuri on ice am I right? (still mourning the anime ngl)

cozy games

{♡} ask

- Him playing cozy games is so silly to me

Don't try messing with me

{♡} personal

- do you really think you can check Rook? Please now Auron deal w this shit-

Incorrect Quotes:

I have a permit

aggressively caring

Am I an Angel?

{♡} requested

- So we get Yandere Angel finally :D

Slobbery love

{♡} personal

- Lucien loves tormenting his lover with licking them

Incorrect Quotes:

Method to this madness

They will be mine *lick*

First killing - Yandere Buddy

{♡} personal

- Buddy kills someone and they unlock some shit

Staying in

{♡} personal

- fluff for Jack who didn't want to go to a party

fuck his ex friend

{♡} personal

- MAN FUCK THAT EX FRIEND IDGAS

Incorrect Quotes:

what's going on in my head?

modern day Romeo and Juliet

match my freak

open sesame!

Protective or obsessive?

{♡} requested

- Yandere bittersweet bc we love them

Fucked Life

{♡} requested

- Boo had a fucked life

Favorite sex positions - all boy's

{♡} requested

- ooo more nsfw

Making battery acid - All boys

{♡} requested

- I was confused but I'm chill w it

Who the FUCK is that?? - All boys

{♡} requested

- YOOO WHO IS KNOCKIN ON MY WINDOOWW

Dozing off with the YV boy's!

{♡} requested

- hunk shook mimimimi

Anger issues

{♡} requested

- Sugarboo and Scout having anger issues how would their boys react?

Listener's as birds

{♡} ask

- this is actually pretty cool

Assassin family

{♡} ask

- ah yes, assassins bc I love listeners being op

Boo at the grocery store

{♡} ask

- NFL do this sometimes

how Boo started baking

{♡} ask

- baking as a outlet is such a good idea and you get food out of it!!

Boo's lockscreen

{♡} ask

- this is acttualy so fucking cute

Fucking to a song - Auron and Y!Finn

{♡} ask

- RULE 34 BY BIRDCAGE IS A MASTERPIECE

handling hot weather - Bittersweet

{♡} ask

- I HATE HOT WEATHER

Talking - Auron and Finn

{♡} ask

- So, Finn helps Auron and gossip while Sunflower and Rook gossip.

YV boys and the states

{♡} ask

- Wait Utah is real? /jk

Seamouse Charlie x Jack

{♡} ask

- Silly blonde and even sillier man

Our partner is a protective man - Middle Ground

{♡} personal

- Auron is NOT above killing someone, Darling is saying do it and Finn is trying to reel in his crazy partners (not really tho bc he hates all the people there)

Southern Stars - Seth x Faust

{♡} personal

- YOUR HONOR I LOVE THEM

Telling the boy's your parent's/guardian want to meet them - all boy's

{♡} personal

- time to meet the parents! (lord help some of them)

Rating the YV boy's if they were real and meet my parent's

{♡} personal

- like half of them are okay the other half...might not do so good-

Hanahaki Disease AU

{♡} personal

- MORE ANGST HAHAHAHA

Mob Family Au - All boy's

{♡} personal

- ruh roh Auron fucked up and now everyone is trying to comfort Rook

Family things, you know how it is. - Mob Family Au

{♡} personal

- We love a crime family

Football

{♡} personal

- basically how football season is in my house

Accidentally hurting listener

{♡} personal

- ah yes, angst bc I love torturing the boys

Van Helsing AU

{♡} personal

- this movie messed w my brain chemicals so good

Twitter PT21

Incorrect Quotes:

Man in the woods

Wrong answer!

Pull up that shirt, whore!

death or a triple chocolate cake

miss my wife...

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[ruumirmir]

─┉─¡! • !¡─┉─

Ooh Lover Boy

A senior branch manager of Snezhnaya’s Northland bank. As a fatuus, he is formally well-known as the Venator Dux, who mans the Snezhnayan Order of Gold and Exchange founded by the Ninth Harbinger. He hunts in pursuit of the Tsar's vision, but his loyalties are far removed from her.

To put it simply, this masterpost is dedicated to the one male reader request that gradually spiraled into his own story. Down below I've listed every instance on his lore in the chronological order of posting. ੈ♡˳ Pantalone x M!reader [Return home] - lunargrapejuice ੈ♡˳ Pantalone x M!reader [Return home] - eluxcastar ੈ♡˳ Pantalone x M!reader [Unhappily] ੈ♡˳ Pantalone ft. sexy suits ੈ♡˳ Lore crafting for a Pantalone x m!reader ੈ♡˳ Employee of the Month ੈ♡˳ Through the years; From the end to his beginning (coming soon) ੈ♡˳ A series of voicelines from Pantalone's darling, to you, Traveller of a thousand stars

ੈ♡˳ There's a new Venator Dux in Town

ੈ♡˳ First Blood ♡ Annotated notes for 'First Blood' ♡ Short comic for 'First Blood'

ੈ♡˳ Incorrect Memes and Quotes

[enchantedfails]

*Magnifico about to handle a wish* Vega *snatching the wish away*: Let a real wish granter handle this.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: What's your favourite colour?

Julie: I like white!

Frank: Mine's black.

Barnaby:*snickering* That would be the colour of your souls.

Frank: EXCUSE-

[blue-sadie]

.Random.

.Request Page.

A place for my different fandoms brain rots

Platonic = 🌼 Fluff = 🌺 Smut =🌹 Lime = ⚘️ Angst = 🥀 Yandere = 🍁

Anime

Imagines.

(H) kakeru Sengoku - Her Little Merman 🌺

(H) Keishin Ukai - Assistant Manager 🌹

(HMC) Howl Pendragon- A Thing Of Beauty 🌺

(LOK) Mako & Bolin - Brothers Charm 🌹

(MHA) Katsuki Bakugo - Silly Nicknames 🌺

(MHA) Shota Aizawa - Villainous Love 🌹

(MHA) Shota Aizawa - Little Helper 🌹

Combo.

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

(H) Asahi Azumane - Pregnant Hungry 🌺

Different Aus.

Headcanons.

NSFW/SFW Alphabet.

Animation

Imagines.

(QFC) Garrett Touch Says All 🌺

Combos

(A&TAE) Dimitri & Cale Tucker - The Tucker Twins 🌹

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

Different Aus.

Headcanons.

Nsfw/SFW Alphabet.

Celebritys

Imagines.

Hayden Christen - Yn Moment 🌺 Jamie Flatters - Admiring The Interviewer 🌺

Henry Cavill - Distraction 🌺

Oscar Isaac - Wavering 🌺

Combo.

Jamie Flatters,Tedros Pendragon,Neteyam - One Room 🌹

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

🎃 Colby Brock - Love Even In Death 🌺

Jack Champion - Past Experiences 🥀🌺

Jamie Flatters - Attention Thief 🌺

Jamie Flatters - Bakery Girl 🌺

Jamie Flatters - When Fate Intervenes 🌺

Stephen Lang Hard At Work. Prt 2 🌺

Combos.

Avatar Cast - Dream Come True 🌺

Different Aus.

Headcanons.

NSFW/SFW Alphabet.

Games

Imagines.

(BG3) Astarion - Love From Cold Lips 🌹

(BG3) Astarion - For Your Pleasure 🌹

(BG3) Astarion - Flaunting Treasures 🌹

(BG3) Astarion - Sweet As Sugar 🌹

(BG3) Astarion - Red As Cherry 🌹

(BG3) Halinsin - Size Difference 🌹

(HL) Sebastian Sallow - Dazzling Smile 🌺

(TLOU) Joel Miller - The Tiredness 🌹

Combos.

(BG3)Astarion & Halsin - Vampire And The Bear ⚘️

(BG3) Astarion & Gale - Love From The Gods 🌹

(BG3) Astarion & Harleep - Jealous Much 🌹

(HL) Sebastian & Ominus - Bros Before... 🥀🌺

(SR) Fratpack - Bare Claws🌹

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

(BG3) Ascended Astarion - Truly Broken 🥀

(BG3) Astarion - My Darling Baker 🌺

(HL) Sebastian Sallow - Lace Me Up 🌺

Combos

(BG3) Astarion & Halsin - Lust Filldd Touches 🌹

Different Aus.

(BG3)God Astarion & God Gale -Praises From The Gods🌹

Headcanons.

NSFW/SFW Alphabet.

(BG3) halsin - NSFW

Movies

Imagines.

(HP) Draco Malfoy - A Bubbly Companion 🌺

(It) Bowers Gang - Plaid Skirts 🌹

(MR) Newt - Second In Command 🌺

(JB) Jennifer Check - Boyfriend And Girlfriend 🌹

(MG) Regina George - It's Me Regina George 🌹🌺

(MR) Gally - Soft Spot 🌺

(RH) Prince John - Fall From Grace 🌺

(T) Paul Lahote - Second Head 🌺

Combos.

(HPM) Remus & Sirius - Moon Light 🌹

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

(A) Kane - Stop Your Breath 🌺🌹

(D) Harry Hook - Second Star To The Right 🌺

(FG) Walter Mckey (keys) - Cuter Then Puppies 🌺

(MR) Newt - Glow Of Embers 🌺

(TF) Santiago Garcia - Friend Of A Friend 🌹

Combos.

(TF) Santiago Garcia & Frankie Morales - Movement Of The Hips 🌹

Different Aus.

Headcanons.

NSFW/SFW Alphabet.

Series

Imagines.

(F) Savitar - A New Day Has Dawned 🍁

(OBX) Rafe Cameron - Uncontrollable??? 🌹

(OUAT) Peter Pan - Whisked Away 🌺

(SN) Dean Winchester - Jealous Much 🌹

(ST) Billy Hargrove - Addicted 🌹

(ST) Eddie Munson - Something A Bit More 🍁

(T) Jason Todd - Cold Stares 🌺

(TVD) Stephen Salvatore - The Classics 🌺

(TW) Derek Hale - Big Bad Werewolf 🌹

(VK) Ivar Ragnarsson - Tracing Tattoos 🌺🌹

Combos

(OUAT) Peter Pan & Felix - Princess Treatment 🌹

(ST) Billy Hargrove & Eddie Munson - High And Mighty 🌹

(ST) Billy Hargrove & Steve Harrington - You Wouldn't Dare🌹

(T100) Bellamy blake & John murphy - little convincing 🌹

(TW) Stiles Stilinski & Scott Mccal - Rain Check 🌹

(TVD) Damon and Stephen - Elana Really... 🌼🌺

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

Combos.

(911) Eddie Diaz & Evan Buckley-Something To Look At 🌹

Different Aus.

Headcanons.

NSFW/SFW Alphabet.

Tag.List

@sweetirilly @neteyamyawne @greekgods15 @laylasbunbunny

[certainlynotasimp]

Have some incorrect Sunny and Miggy!

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Miguel: Sunny...

Sunny: Oh no, 'Sunny' in b-flat.

Sunny: You're disappointed.

-

Sunny: You love me, right, Miguel?

Miguel: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

-

Sunny: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Miguel, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Sunny:

Sunny: fsh

-

Sunny: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Miguel: Aww-

Sunny: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

-

Miguel: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Sunny: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Miguel: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Sunny: Is it working?

-

Miguel: You look good in that hoodie.

Sunny: You know where else I'd look good?

Miguel, zero hesitation: My bed.

Sunny, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

-

Sunny: The stars are so beautiful...

Miguel: They're just giant balls of gas.

Sunny: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Miguel: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Sunny: Oh...

-

Ashahshs these guys are rotting my brain.

These incorrect quotes are rotting my brain lol. <3 Thank you for sending these in and I freaking love you guys.

[cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme]

Request: If you can, how about some incorrect quotes for Decapre and her M!S/O?

Decapre: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

You: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Decapre: I said within reason, You. How about I murder that guy?

You: So murder is “in reason” but proper self care isn't?

Decapre: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Decapre: Do you love me?

You: We’re literally married.

Decapre: Yeah, but as friends or—

Decapre, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

You, confused: I mean, I live here, so… yeah.

Decapre: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

You: That's great, Decapre. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 years.

Decapre: You, you love me, right?

You: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

You: The stars are so beautiful...

Decapre: They're just giant balls of gas.

You: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Decapre: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

You: Oh...

Decapre: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

You: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Decapre: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

You: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Decapre: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

You: Is it working?

Decapre: I like your new pants!

You: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Decapre: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

You: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Decapre: That's… not what I meant.

You: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Decapre.

Decapre: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

You: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Decapre: ...

Decapre: You mean ring bearER, right?

You: ...

Decapre: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

You: …

You: He came highly recommended!

Decapre: BY WHO!? ZANGEIF!?

You: …

You: Yes.

You, walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Decapre, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Decapre, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

You: Decapre and I are no longer friends.

Decapre: THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

Decapre, drunk and sobbing on the table as the rest of The Dolls watch with deep concern: How do I tell them that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

Decapre: My hands are cold.

You: Here, let me hold them. Decapre: …

Decapre: My lips are cold too.

You: *covers Decapre's mouth with their hand*

Decapre, sweating: You, there’s something I need to ask you-

You: Finally! You’re proposing!

Decapre: How’d you know?

You: Decapre, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

You: I even picked it up once.