#incorrect quotes puss in boots

[graspingremlinhands]

Puss: On a scale from "Damn Daniel" to "Fre sha voca do" how are we feeling today?

Perrito: It's a tide between "It's an avocado, thanks" and " How do you defeat Captain America?" But oh oh I think I'll set on "I need no degree to be a clothing hanger". And you Kitty?

Kitty: Probably "Road work ahead".

Muerte: I speak and have spoken all languages know to mankind and faerie-kind but this is not one of them.

[little-cereal-draws]

Kitty: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Puss *crying*: it’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack

[bichocanibal]

Based on one of the incorrect quotes from @flippythegodzilla ^^

This one

[incorrectclonewars]

Ahsoka: I thought you were on a spiritual retreat.

Obi-Wan: Namaste. 

Ahsoka: And you're supposed to be dead! 

Darth Vader: I got better?

[shadow-coolness]

Enid: Hey wanna be friends?

Wednesday: No hablo inglés.

Enid: ¡¿Hablas español?! ¡Yo también! ¡Ah! ¿De dónde eres? ¿Te gustan las siestas?

Wednesday: I don't speak Spanish, either.

Enid: (laughs) You're funny.

[twisted-dork]

Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #23 How General Lilia and Giyuu!Yuu meet in chapter 7

*This involves Female Giyuu!Yuu for plot they will use she/they pronouns don’t like don’t read*

*In the dream realm Giyuu!Yuu is wearing their old demon slayer uniform and old kitsune mask.*

Giyuu!Yuu was fighting with General Lilia when she knocks his axe out of his hand and points their katana at him.

So what does he do? He hits them with a branch.

Giyuu!Yuu: Aughh

Giyuu!Yuu removes their mask revealing her feminine features.

*The Soldiers Gasp*

Giyuu!Yuu: You hit me in the head

Giyuu!Yuu: WITH A BRANCH?!

*General Lilia flabbergasted*: Y-You are a woman?

Tanjiro!Yuu: ohhhh!!!

General Lilia: Woah

*Giyuu!Yuu puts their katana back in it’s sheath*: Amateur

[pockyblush]

Puss: Fuck me.

Puss: I meant “fight me.” Damn autocorrect.

Death: … Gato, this is a verbal conversation.

[novelist-becca]

Belos: YOU’RE supposed to be DEAD!

Luz: I got better?

[nerdasaurus1200]

Caitlyn: *noticed Vi’s black hair* What is this?? Are you an assassin now?

Vi: Shhh

Caitlyn: It’s like a possum crawled on your head and died.

Vi: Shh!!

Caitlyn: Of shame.

Vi: Please, mock me quietly.

Caitlyn: I hate it. It’s disgusting.

Vi: Well, I love it. It’s distinguished, Cupcake.

[cyber-streak-2]

*At Delphi*

Ratchet: I will save you, Drift!

Pharma: Save me too!

Ratchet: If it’s convenient!

[flippythegodzilla]

Puss: Death and I don’t use pet names.

Kitty: I see. Hey, what the Spanish word for wolf ?

Puss: Lobo?

Death: Yes, Gatito?

Puss:

Kitty: Don't ever lie to my face again.

[graspingremlinhands]

Kitty: Yo Death, are you an homophobe?

Death: I'm literally gay...?

Perrito: He's dodging the question!!!!

A shame Dreamworks scraped this dialogue out the movie😖🥺

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: Vi, I know what you’re thinking, but you can’t blame yourself.

Vi: Do not limit me. I will blame myself and I intend to do so better than anyone has ever blamed themselves before.

[incorrect-star-allies]

Chaos Elfilis: *while exploding* WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!

Kirby, Bandana Dee, and Elfilin:

Chaos Elfilis: I MEAN WHAT SPECIFICALLYYYYYY- *explodes*

[weirdkev27]

Kitten: That was horrible! Your actions were horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable monster!

Pyotr: Oh...Oh... What took you so long, IDIOT!

[incorrecthsrquotes]

You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, stability, and a mansion... and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that.

Crack Stuntman, detailing his humble beginnings in an interview