#incorrect quests

[feelingbat-ty]

(Robin Tim and Nightwing Dick - Out on Patrol)

Tim: Hey- ya know what nevermind.

Dick: Nah hey, what’s up?

Tim: You’ll think I’m crazy if I say it.

Dick: No I won’t. Just tell me!

Tim: Sometimes… I think we’re living in a simulation. Cause like sure, bad things happen. But nothing awful has ever happened to me, you know?

Dick: uh huh.

Dick: (deliberately draws out silence to raise tension)…

Dick: So, that robbery on Smiths- B wanted us to go and re- question the witnesses. Let’s sort that out now- *bounds off into the night*

Tim: Wait- Wing what. Why did you just change the subject like that- COME BACK HERE!

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 5 - I Finally Finished the 2.2 Main Quest Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 6]

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2595

There it is. (Dialogue from this post.)

[stardust948]

Katara: I'm going to confront the man who murdered my mother.

Zuko: I'm coming too.

Katara: Fine.

[After TSR]

Zuko, writing: Dear Diary, today Katara and I went on a date!

[covehearted]

[girl-named-matty]

Sebastian: Go big or go home! Ominis: *on the verge of tears* I am begging you, Sebastian. For once in your life, go home. Please just go home. Sebastian: I'm going big.

[electric-plants]

cyno: dating you has been immensely beneficial to me

alhaitham: wow such romantic phrasing. i’m swooning.

cyno: i mean it, you’re very distracting for me so i’ve been improving my focusing skills while trying to keep my mind off of you at work

alhaitham: no one else would find this romantic

cyno: i wasn’t trying to be romantic, i was expressing my sincere appreciation for your impact in improving skills vital to my job

alhaitham: regardless of your intentions, i am, unfortunately, finding this to be extremely romantic

[juviabrainrot]

one thing i miss from the more early chapters of fairy tail are definitely the outfit choices used for the chapter covers… mashima was out here making fashion statements

the outfits used in chapters now are still very cute! but personally, early chapters take the cake

[lucanayuri]

forgot i can post these here

[severussnapemylove]

Severus; "When crows remember those who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool," but when I do it, I'm "petty" and I "need to move on." What kind of double standard..."

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: First thing Id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere. Second thing Id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

Jesper: When did you last sleep, Merchling?

Wylan: …Thats classified

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 4 - Nuthin' but Boothill Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[incorrectmythicquest]

Mythic Quest as tweets pt. 6

[aotearoa20]

Aragorn: You brought an entire suitcase full of whiskey?

Legolas: No

Legolas: There's wine in there as well. I'm not a savage

[poisonous-honey]

Liyue archon quest

*Zhongli talking about another task needed for his own fucking funeral*

Player: Are you the Geo Archon? I swear if you are, I'm going to hate you forever for wasting everyone's time

Zhongli: … No?

Player: You better hope you can keep that.

He, in fact, couldn't keep that