#incorrect pokemon quote

[ashgreninjaplayzgamesforfun]

When my Menma Next Generation AU meets Ash and his two pokemons, Pikachu and Greninja

Itoka Uchiha: Who's that? *Pointing at Ash, Greninja, and Pikachu*

Menma Uzumaki: I don't know but, that mouse looks cute. *Points at Pikachu*

Yodo Uchiha: I agree.

Menma Uzumaki: Let's pet it!

Menma and Yodo walks toward Ash

Pikachu: PIKA!CHUUUUU! *Uses thunderbolt on Menma and Yodo causing them to scream.

Menma and Yodo fainted

Everyone: *Panics*

Ash Ketchum: Oh no.....

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N walks in to find an actual Pikachu on the couch…

Y/N: Wanda?! Why is there a Pokémon on our sofa?

Wanda: the boys were watching the show and they wanted one.

Y/N: so you made it real?

Pikachu actually nuzzles Y/N…

Pikachu: pika pika

Y/N: okay you can stay. And I’ll get you a coffee pronto.

[blazingstar400]

[unfashionably-late-comics]

I swear this isn’t going to solely be a Team Rocket comic blog, but it’s not NOT going to be a Team Rocket comic blog.

Apparently the last one wasn’t from @in-correctteamrocketquotes and I’m just an idiot, but this one for sure is. 

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Giovanni: Today, I realized that I'm old.

Guzma: You're just now figuring that out?

Giovanni: You don't understand. I fell in the hallway, and instead of laughing, my admins actually ran to make sure I was okay.

Guzma:

Giovanni: I saw genuine fear in Archer's eyes.

[incorrectpokechampionquotes]

Cynthia: I've got a new game. It's called Wallace or Rock. I give you real things I've heard Steven say and you have to tell me if he was talking to his husband or a rock. Wallace: Steven: I don't think I like this game.

[corethetrueidiot]

god I love incorrect quote tumblr

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[gemsbian]

Friede: Must be hard not being able to laugh Amethio: I do have a sense of humor you know Friede: I’ve never heard you laugh before Amethio: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

incorrect quote prompt that i feel fits them

[caitlynskitten]

Wenclair Pokémon Trainer AU

Enid: Why do you make your Pokémon’s wear black sweaters with a raven picture on it?

Wednesday: To show the other Pokémon’s who’s boss.

Enid: That’s a bit excessive. You’re making them look scary!

Wednesday picks up her piplup and holds her in front of the werewolf

Wednesday: Exactly. Fear this piplup!

Piplup: Piplup!

[incorrectclonewars]

Ahsoka: There's a study that says every friend group has one person that every other member has had a crush on at one point. Which one of us do you think that'd be?

Barriss, Lux, Riyo, and Maul: [all stare at Ahsoka]

[spacefinch]

Cynthia: Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass Cynthia: Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

[ashgreninjaplayzgamesforfun]

When someone is near Nike Ketchum

Mimikyu: *Sees Momi getting close to Nike* Yeah that's fine.

Mimikyu: *Sees a female pokemon getting close to Nike* So you have chosen death

[zerger33]

A collection of PMD Incorrect quotes.

(All of these sprites were taken from the PMD sprite repository)

[blazingstar400]

Kieran: Bad news— Florian locked himself outside of his own room in the community center again.

Kieran: Good news— we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Kieran: Bad news— Carmine finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory.

Kieran: I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at twelve, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys and girls.

Kieran: Good news— a cute girl saw me do it.

Kieran: Bad news— it was Juliana, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a Sentret that was just too small, obsess over an ogre, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do.

[jasonpetertoddx]

[on a rooftop, at the crack of dawn]

Dick, pointing: look at the beautiful sunrise!

Jason, sleep deprived: you're delusional, i don't see anything beautiful

Damian, behind Jason: turn around, loser

Jason: Damian, please. only one of us can hallucinate at a time

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Silver: Eat the rich!

Giovanni: Guzma, you're a bad influence

Guzma: Tell him the other thing I taught you Silver.

Silver: Fuck the police !

Giovanni: All is forgiven.