#incorrect philip wittebane

[hex-wittebane]

[In the throne room] Belos: Have you heard the joke about the gas lighter? Hunter: No? Belos: Yeah, you have. Hunter: No, I didn't. Belos: You've literally heard it already. Hunter: I DON'T KNOW IT. Belos: You're crazy.

[rocksandmirrors]

i love doing those

[evil-cats]

Owl house text posts for the soul

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Luz: You’re going to kill us

Belos: Oh, no, no, no!

Belos:…

Belos: Well, yes, but-

[incorrectohtweets]

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[incorrectlumityquotes]

Belos: You can not defeat me.

(A hurt Luz finds a small bird.)

Luz: Oh. Hello, birdie. I'm gonna call you...Toriyama.

(Toriyama dies)

Luz: Toriyama, no! You were taken before your time. No. No! NO!

(Luz transforms into Titan!Luz. Toriyama is healed and flies away.)

Luz: Go, Toriyama. And teach a dinosaur how to ride a ball.

[ladymiraclewings]

Caleb Wittebane: Time to get up, Brother. Philip Wittebane: Five more minutes! Caleb Wittebane: Oh, alright. _______ Lilith Clawthorne: Time to get up, Edalyn. Edalyn Clawthorne: Five more minutes ! Lilith Clawthorne: *holding a bucket of water* Perhaps you misheard.

[qcoded]

Collin's going thru something alright...! Snatched this idea from an incorrect quotes generator LOL

[maskednerd]

[hyperfixated-chaos]

"I never thought the Emperor would backstab me," said Kikimora, #1 supporter of The Backstabbing Emperor.

[sepublic]

The Titan: Wow the Archivists killing everyone I knew and loved, including myself, was a mess. But at least the worst is over!

Philip: Hi

The Titan: Oh fuck no.

[hex-wittebane]

Hunter: Oh, why, uncle? Why do the good die young? Belos: Well, usually because I get confused.

[lampmanliveblogs]

The Owl House Incorrect Quotes #4

Caleb: “Let me see what you have.”

Philip: “A knife!”

Evelyn: “No!”

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(aaaaaand while looking for the original, I found out someone had already done this joke but better right here)

[a-flaming-idiot]

Belos: "Your pathetic struggles ends now, Lusamine." Luz: "That is NOT my name!" Belos: "Hhmm, well, soon it won't matter, Luzura- Luz: "Not my name either!" Belos: ... Luz: "Luz isn't short for anything!" Belos: "It isn't?!?!?"

[pinksilvace]

The dialogue in the most recent chapter (ch13) of At the Dawn of the Light by @lasymit is giving me about 10000 different emotions

[capndragn94]

*Humans shielding Luz and Hunter from Belos*

Principal Hal: Drop the act! You think killing witches and demons would make the world safe? Or killing these kids? Or us? Tell me - how many of us do you have to kill to keep us safe?

Belos: They're the ones I'm after, not you. I'm not the menace, witches are. Magical beings.

Masha: You're the only one around here with magic.

*After a tense silence, Belos backs off*

Belos: All right, I've become what I hate, I'll give you that. But in the long run, you'll see I was right. You'll see you need the likes of me to protect you from them!