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Johnny: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Daniel, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
#johnny lawrence#daniel larusso#cobra kai#lawrusso#the karate kid#incorrect lawrusso#inccorect quotes
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Lawrusso Incorrect Quotes #11
Johnny: Daniel and I are no longer friends. Daniel: JOHNNY THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
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Johnny : Daniel and I are no longer friends. Daniel: JOHNNY THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
#daniel larusso#ralph macchio#johnny lawrence#william zabka#cobra kai#karate kid#lawrusso#incorrect quotes
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Daniel: get a job Johnny: suck my dick Daniel: I mean that's a job in it's own right
#source: the construction guys outside of my apartment#cobra kai#cobra kai incorrect quotes#daniel larusso#johnny lawrence#lawrusso#in theory#this is lawrusso in the same way seltzer is flavored
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Johnny, to Bobby or Jimmy: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I like him.
Daniel: *walks in*
Johnny: Leave.
#lawrusso#incorrect karate kid quotes#incorrect cobra kai quotes#johnny lawrence#william zabka#daniel larusso#ralph macchio
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Daniel: I have several men in rotation. Daniel: One's waiting for me out in the car. *Everyone staring* Daniel: Don't worry. I rolled down the window.
#incorrect quotes#cobra kai#daniel larusso#silverusso#labarnes#danzen#lawrusso#source: parks and rec
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Your prompt:
Johnny L: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Daniel: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Your prompt:
Johnny L: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Daniel: Johnny L no.
Robby : Mistlefoe.
Daniel: Please stop encouraging them.
#cobra kai#incorrect cobra Kai quotes#incorrect quotes#johnny lawrence#daniel x johnny#daniel larusso#lawrusso#robby keene
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Complete Commission Sheets
I've updated my commissions menu and decided to put them all in one post.
Please bear in mind that not all of my commissions will be open at the same time. But don't be scared to ask 😊.
Character & Pet/Digimon Commissions
(Payment for any commissions that has a pet or mon will go to my pets' vet bills 🤗)
Chibi Commissions
Headshots/bust
Terms of Service
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Johnny, to the waiter: A milkshake with two straws, please.
Daniel: *blushes*
Johnny, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.
#lawrusso#incorrect cobra kai quotes#incorrect cobra kai#incorrect karate kid quotes#incorrect karate kid
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Daniel, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Johnny: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
#cobra kai#daniel larusso#johnny lawrence#lawrusso#the karate kid#incorrect lawrusso#incorrect cobra kai quotes
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Lawrusso Incorrect Quotes #19
Johnny: This date is boring! Daniel: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Johnny: Then why did you invite me? Daniel: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Daniel I'll do whatever I want!
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Robby: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”. Miguel: *looks over at Daniel and Johnny*
Miguel: Is it “sexual tension”?
#ralph macchio#daniel larusso#johnny lawrence#william zabka#tanner buchanan#robby keene#xolo maridueña#miguel diaz#cobra kai#karate kid#lawrusso#incorrect quotes
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*Daniel sleeps with one of them*
Mike: Watching you sleep calms me down.
Chozen: I love watching you sleep, Daniel LaRusso.
Terry: I like that image, you sleeping in my bed.
Johnny: Did you know that you drool when you sleep?
#daniel larusso#johnny lawrence#terry silver#chozen toguchi#mike barnes#lawrusso#silverusso#danzen#labarnes#cobra kai#tkk#incorrect quotes#daniel larusso x his ex rivals
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amanda: you can hate johnny all you want, but the second you see a camera, you better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin d deficiency
daniel: you know-
amanda: and there’s no getting out of this
daniel: oh yeah? what if i set myself on fire?
amanda: we’d ship the ashes to eagle fang
#cobra kai incorrect quotes#lawrusso#source: red white and royal blue#cobra kai#daniel larusso#johnny lawrence#amanda larusso
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Daniel: Goodnight darling
Johnny: Smell ya later dude
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-Karate Kid Incorrect quotes-
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Daniel , pointing: May I sit there?
Johnny : That's my lap
Daniel : That doesn't answer my question, Johnny.
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Johnny : That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Tommy: To the city?
Johnny : Yeah, no matter what!
Jimmy: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Johnny : I... I don't know!
Bobby: Oh come off it, be serious!
Johnny : I am serious!
Bobby: You're insane!
Dutch : Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Johnny : What???
Dutch : Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Bobby, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
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Daniel: I hardly slept last night
Ali: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.
Daniel: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?
Johnny: [gay panic]
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Daniel: You have to apologize to them, Johnny
Johnny: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Daniel: I think I'm falling for you.
Johnny: Then get up.
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Johnny: Ali, can I talk to you for a second?
Ali: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Daniel are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Johnny: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
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Daniel: Chozen, my arch enemy.
Johnny: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Daniel: I have a life outside of you, Johnny.
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*Daniel and Kumiko skipping stones on lake*
Kumiko: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Daniel, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Ali: Is having a penis fun?
Johnny: It has its ups and downs.
Dutch : Sometimes it’s a little hard.
Tommy: It’s a pain in the ass.
Bobby: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Johnny: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Jimmy: Looking right because you left
Dutch : Looking up cause you let me down
Tommy: Looking down cause you fucked up
Bobby: What is wrong with you guys?
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Daniel: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Johnny: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Daniel, desperately, as Johnny bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Johnny: Oh! B positive.
Daniel: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Johnny:
#karate kid#johnny lawrence#daniel larusso#bobby brown#dutch karate kid#jimmy karate kid#tommy karate kid#incorrect quotes#tkk#lawrusso#ali mills#kumiko#karate kid 2#kk
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