#incorrect lawrusso

[lokiiriel]

Johnny: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Daniel, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

[andygo34]

[LawRusso in tkk era]:

Daniel: It's a little cold.

Johnny: I told you to dress warmer before you go out *throws his jacket over him*

[LawRusso in CK era]:

Daniel: It's a little cold.

Johnny: Damn, Daniel, I can't control the weather.

[kathrahender]

Lawrusso Incorrect Quotes #11

Johnny: Daniel and I are no longer friends. Daniel: JOHNNY THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

[justhereforthecupcakes]

More incorrect quotes.

Johnny: Figured out what’s wrong with you — it’s called the Daniel LaRusso Derangement Syndrome. Basically anytime a normal guy gets within 25 feet of you they start going crazy and manhandling you like you’re their ex-girlfriend.

Daniel: … that’s not a thing!

Johnny: It’s a thing. *shrug* Would explain why Silver kidnapped you.

Daniel: Not every guy. Mr. Miyagi was never like that with me.

Johnny: Yeah, but he was, like, Chinese. Those guys have super ninja powers — prolly gave him immunity or something.

Samantha (rolling her eyes): He was Okinawan, and maybe it’s because he wasn’t a pig.

Johnny (glares at Samantha): You calling me a pig?

Samantha: Would explain why you still get crazy over my dad 😏

Johnny: …

[addieyapsalot]

Daniel: get a job Johnny: suck my dick Daniel: I mean that's a job in it's own right

[antiatuz]

Johnny, to Bobby or Jimmy: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I like him.

Daniel: *walks in*

Johnny: Leave.

[silverusso]

Daniel: I have several men in rotation. Daniel: One's waiting for me out in the car. *Everyone staring* Daniel: Don't worry. I rolled down the window.

[aut189]

Your prompt:

Johnny L: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Daniel: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Your prompt:

Johnny L: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Daniel: Johnny L no.

Robby : Mistlefoe.

Daniel: Please stop encouraging them.

[cypreus-and-willow]

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[robbyswayzekeenes]

amanda: you can hate johnny all you want, but the second you see a camera, you better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin d deficiency

daniel: you know-

amanda: and there’s no getting out of this

daniel: oh yeah? what if i set myself on fire?

amanda: we’d ship the ashes to eagle fang

[diningwiththeasquiths]

Johnny, to the waiter: A milkshake with two straws, please.

Daniel: *blushes*

Johnny, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

[lokiiriel]

Daniel, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Johnny: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[andygo34]

Daniel should have known better too.😹

[kathrahender]

Lawrusso Incorrect Quotes #19

Johnny: This date is boring! Daniel: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Johnny: Then why did you invite me? Daniel: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Daniel I'll do whatever I want!

[kiko-the-gay-writer]

-Karate Kid Incorrect quotes-

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Daniel , pointing: May I sit there?

Johnny : That's my lap

Daniel : That doesn't answer my question, Johnny.

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Johnny : That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Tommy: To the city?

Johnny : Yeah, no matter what!

Jimmy: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Johnny : I... I don't know!

Bobby: Oh come off it, be serious!

Johnny : I am serious!

Bobby: You're insane!

Dutch : Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Johnny : What???

Dutch : Or maybe it was a basset hound!

Bobby, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

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Daniel: I hardly slept last night

Ali: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.

Daniel: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?

Johnny: [gay panic]

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Daniel: You have to apologize to them, Johnny

Johnny: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Daniel: I think I'm falling for you.

Johnny: Then get up.

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Johnny: Ali, can I talk to you for a second?

Ali: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Daniel are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Johnny: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

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Daniel: Chozen, my arch enemy.

Johnny: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Daniel: I have a life outside of you, Johnny.

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*Daniel and Kumiko skipping stones on lake*

Kumiko: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Daniel, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Ali: Is having a penis fun?

Johnny: It has its ups and downs.

Dutch : Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Tommy: It’s a pain in the ass.

Bobby: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

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Johnny: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Jimmy: Looking right because you left

Dutch : Looking up cause you let me down

Tommy: Looking down cause you fucked up

Bobby: What is wrong with you guys?

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Daniel: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Johnny: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Daniel, desperately, as Johnny bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Johnny: Oh! B positive.

Daniel: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Johnny:

[kukos-satellite]

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