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lokiiriel · 3 months ago
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Johnny: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Daniel, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
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kathrahender · 3 months ago
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Lawrusso Incorrect Quotes #11
Johnny: Daniel and I are no longer friends. Daniel: JOHNNY THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
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21kmoonz · 3 months ago
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Johnny : Daniel and I are no longer friends. Daniel: JOHNNY THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
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addieyapsalot · 3 months ago
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Daniel: get a job Johnny: suck my dick Daniel: I mean that's a job in it's own right
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silverusso · 3 months ago
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Daniel: I have several men in rotation. Daniel: One's waiting for me out in the car. *Everyone staring* Daniel: Don't worry. I rolled down the window.
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idontfknowmann · 3 months ago
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Daniel: So, you come around here often?
Johnny: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
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aut189 · 2 months ago
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Your prompt:
Johnny L: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Daniel: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Your prompt:
Johnny L: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Daniel: Johnny L no.
Robby : Mistlefoe.
Daniel: Please stop encouraging them.
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aisha-robinsons · 1 year ago
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Daniel: You’re the most jealous rival I have!
Johnny: [upset] You have other rivals?!
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lokiiriel · 1 year ago
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Daniel, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Johnny: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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kathrahender · 3 months ago
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Lawrusso Incorrect Quotes #19
Johnny: This date is boring! Daniel: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Johnny: Then why did you invite me? Daniel: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Daniel I'll do whatever I want!
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21kmoonz · 3 months ago
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Robby: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”. Miguel: *looks over at Daniel and Johnny*
Miguel: Is it “sexual tension”?
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cypreus-and-willow · 19 days ago
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diningwiththeasquiths · 2 years ago
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Johnny, to the waiter: A milkshake with two straws, please.
Daniel: *blushes*
Johnny, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.
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robbyswayzekeenes · 1 year ago
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amanda: you can hate johnny all you want, but the second you see a camera, you better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin d deficiency
daniel: you know-
amanda: and there’s no getting out of this
daniel: oh yeah? what if i set myself on fire?
amanda: we’d ship the ashes to eagle fang
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kiko-the-gay-writer · 1 year ago
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-Karate Kid Incorrect quotes-
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Daniel , pointing: May I sit there?
Johnny : That's my lap
Daniel : That doesn't answer my question, Johnny.
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Johnny : That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Tommy: To the city?
Johnny : Yeah, no matter what!
Jimmy: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Johnny : I... I don't know!
Bobby: Oh come off it, be serious!
Johnny : I am serious!
Bobby: You're insane!
Dutch : Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Johnny : What???
Dutch : Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Bobby, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
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Daniel: I hardly slept last night
Ali: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.
Daniel: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?
Johnny: [gay panic]
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Daniel: You have to apologize to them, Johnny
Johnny: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Daniel: I think I'm falling for you.
Johnny: Then get up.
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Johnny: Ali, can I talk to you for a second?
Ali: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Daniel are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Johnny: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
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Daniel: Chozen, my arch enemy.
Johnny: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Daniel: I have a life outside of you, Johnny.
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*Daniel and Kumiko skipping stones on lake*
Kumiko: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Daniel, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Ali: Is having a penis fun?
Johnny: It has its ups and downs.
Dutch : Sometimes it’s a little hard.
Tommy: It’s a pain in the ass.
Bobby: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Johnny: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Jimmy: Looking right because you left
Dutch : Looking up cause you let me down
Tommy: Looking down cause you fucked up
Bobby: What is wrong with you guys?
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Daniel: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Johnny: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Daniel, desperately, as Johnny bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Johnny: Oh! B positive.
Daniel: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Johnny:
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kukos-satellite · 8 months ago
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I was giggling at my silly gay men last night if you wanted to know. I was just finding some posts that were funny to have a little giggle at 🤭
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