#incorrect cobra kai quotes

[maverickaunnehir]

Johnny, to Bobby or Jimmy: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I like him.

Daniel: *walks in*

Johnny: Leave.

[aut189]

Your prompt:

Johnny L: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Daniel: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Your prompt:

Johnny L: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Daniel: Johnny L no.

Robby : Mistlefoe.

Daniel: Please stop encouraging them.

[lokiiriel]

Daniel, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Johnny: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[matt-murdick]

[diningwiththeasquiths]

Johnny, to the waiter: A milkshake with two straws, please.

Daniel: *blushes*

Johnny, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

[hashbrown-incorrectquotes]

Demetri: I may be naive but at least I'm not stupid! [looks at Miguel]

Miguel: Well I may be stupid but at least I'm not trying to look like I'm not! [looks at Eli]

Eli: Well I may be a genius but at least I don't have a huge boner for Sensei LaRusso. [looks at Johnny]

Johnny: QUIET!

[jessmalia]

Daniel: I have a bad feeling about this.

Johnny: What do you mean?

Daniel: Don't you get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Johnny: No?

Daniel:

Daniel: That explains so much.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[Daniel's phone rings at night]

Johnny: Hey, it's me. Johnny!

Daniel: What's up, partner?

Johnny: LaRusso, sorry to call you so late, but I had a great idea. Wait, are you sure I'm not interrupting anything?

Daniel: Of course not. I'm in bed with Amanda.

Amanda: *glares at him*

[https-hunter]

Robby: you ruined my life! Johnny: how could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!

[the-bitch-files]

Daniel and Johnny are in Johnny's car.

JOHNNY: *jamming to 80s hard rock*

DANIEL: why did you need me for this?

[aut189]

Your prompt:

Johnny L: *Accidentally hits Daniel in the face*

Johnny L: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Johnny L: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Daniel: What’s wrong with you?!

Your prompt:

Johnny L: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Daniel: What did you do op?

Johnny L: A MISTAKE

Your prompt:

Johnny L: Am I going too far?

Daniel: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Your prompt:

Johnny L: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Daniel: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Johnny L, desperately, as Daniel bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Daniel: Oh! B positive.

Johnny L: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Daniel:

Your prompt:

Johnny L: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Daniel, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Johnny L:

Johnny L: fsh

[lokiiriel]

Miguel, texting Sam: Sam! Help I’m being kidnapped

Robby: Where are you?

Miguel: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Sam: I’ll call Robby.

Robby, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Sam: Where’s Miguel? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Robby: Miguel? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Robby:

Robby: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Robby: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Miguel: WHO ARE YOU?!

[matt-murdick]

[diningwiththeasquiths]

Johnny: Daniel and I are no longer dating.

Daniel: That's a terrible way of telling people we're married.

[hashbrown-incorrectquotes]

Amanda: Tomorrow the city is holding a hearing to begin their investigation into the ringleaders of the "karate riots", a.k.a. the "All Valley Seven".

[she gestures to Daniel, Johnny, Chozen, Mike, Terry, Kreese, and Da-eun]

Johnny: Wow. Catchy. How about Lawrence and the All Valley Six?

Daniel: John!

Johnny, threateningly: How about the All Valley Five.

[jessmalia]

Johnny: I think that you and I are a little bit more similar than you think.

Daniel: That's a terrible thing to say.