#incorrect horror movie

[iamcinema]

[scherzokinn]

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Even More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

Rio, to Agatha: I’d jump in front of a gun for you <3

Agatha: And I’d move out of the way, so you’d just get shot like a fucking idiot.

Lilia: Oh, look, a hole. *promptly walks directly into the hole*

Jen: Why did you- *lifting her out of the hole by the arms* WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Agatha, clutching her seatbelt: YOU CRASHED THE TRUCK INTO THE GIGANTIC MONSTER?!

Teen: I THOUGHT IT WOULD KILL IT!!!

Agatha, slumping over in her seat: You are INCREDIBLY stupid.

Jen, texting Alice: I literally want to cry right now.

Alice: Uh…quick,look at these baby dragons guarding the houseplants.

Jen: …

Alice: They’re doing a very good job?

Jen: That actually does help, thank you.

Rio: You ever think about how many songs are secretly about sex?

Alice: Wha- no, but now I am.

Agatha: What’s it called when you commit arson on a person?

Alice: …murder?

Agatha: Wha- no, that’s not murder!

Alice: Yes, it is!

Agatha: Okay, but when you set yourself on fire, it’s called self-immolation.

Alice, sighing: I guess.

Agatha: So immolation is when someone is set on fire.

Alice: Yes.

Agatha: So setting someone else on fire-

Alice: Murder.

Agatha: But if they don’t die-

Alice: Attempted murder.

Agatha: But if you argue that you didn’t MEAN to kill them-

Alice, covering her head with a pillow: Fine, aggravated assault! Now leave me alone!

Sharon: I got peer pressured into getting into a trunk the other day. They were like “Do you wanna see what it’s like to be kidnapped?” And I was like “okay!”

Rio, in a dreamy voice: Maybe we’ll be branded as suspected sapphic serial killers, where true crime podcasts will speculate on the true nature of our relationship for decades to come.

Agatha, COMPLETELY drunk: If you’re coming in to judge me, don’t bother. God and my mother have it covered.

Agatha, in the middle of a struggle with Rio: You know what I would rather have in me than this knife? That di-

Billy: What does ‘no te preocupes’ mean?

Rio: Don’t worry about it.

Billy: But I wanna know :(

*watching a horror movie together*

Jen, leaning against Lilia: Maybe it’s just because it’s been a second since I’ve been a kid, but I feel like the kids in this movie have a LOT LESS common sense than I did when I was younger. Like I might have believed in some weird shit, but I knew better than to get closer to the clown under the bleachers, even if he said he could grant me a magic wish.

Alice, curled up on the floor between them: *shudders* I don't know how she wasn't screaming her lungs out.

Lilia, absently petting her hair: Well, is this before or after it bites her face off?

Jen: What? Alice, burying her face in Lilia's skirt: Ew.

[notcreative360]

Levi: Oh yeah, then you should totally come by my room!

Mammon: Hey, I wanna be included!

Levi: Oh, well we are going to watch a horror movie..

Mammon: Actually I forgot I got this thing going..

Levi: Lmao byeee.

[geekylled]

did you hear about the horrors in the shop?? yeah, the little one. yikes

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Olivia: Favorite horror movie?

Jesse: It.

Axel: Saw.

Petra: Annabelle.

Lukas: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my school years terrified that the everyone would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

[jakegyllenbaalz]

leigh whannell as adam stanheight (saw, 2004) @jennaajoseph :)

[quartzlightz]

Horror movie

Warriors, laughing: Holy shit Legend you scream like a girl!

Legend: Shut. Up.

Hyrule, Twilight, and Wild laugh at him, but still huddle under their blankets as they watch the movie.

The movie had gotten to an eerie, quiet part. All five of them were silent, focusing heavily on the movie.

They were so focused that they didn’t hear the light footsteps coming up from behind the couch.

Time, slamming his hands down on the back of the couch: Hello boys.

They scream their lungs out, Legend and Wars basically flying off the couch. Legend dragged twilight off the couch with him and Hyrule and Wild hugged each other for dear life.

And Time just cackled at their reaction.

[iamcinema]

[harringroveera]

Now Robin and Steve are just embarrassed that they helped Eddie’s murderous boyfriend find a job

[the-moons-ace-card]

Ghostface, talking about Michael: WTF I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID "OOO YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT?! HE DID!! HE KISSED ME!! WTF DO I DO?!

[disneyfairies-infectionau]

This is better then drugs

[where-the-warren-ends]

Lawrence: till death do us part?

Adam: till shit do us fart you fuckin left me!

[cornerofhell]

Tiffany: ANDY! What the hell, I have been worried sick!

Andy: Calm down mom, I took them to the mall to hang out.

Chucky: The mall closes at nine, kid. It's 12 o'fucking clock

Andy: We stopped off for ice cream!

Glenda: WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET ICE CREAM?!

[fnafverse-quotes]

“I guess I’ll just try to have a good time despite all the horrors.”

- Mike, after seeing Abby playing with the animatronics

[padawansuggest]

Cody: *looks over to stunned shiny after his first direct encounter with a Sith that they survived* You okay?

Shiny: Well, I didn’t shit my pants, so…

Cody: …good enough. That’s a goal to keep, I guess.