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Yandere Knight Akaashi Kenji x Isekai!MaidReader
(Credits to the owner i just yoinked it from pintrest)
English is not my first language
A/N: Hiiii I'm finally done. Its vauge but i promise it'll make sense in part 2. Hope you enjoy reading as much as i loved writing it. One more thing. DO YOU WANT AN OPEN OR CLOSED ENDING??
THIS IS MY STORY DO NOT REPOST (REBLOG IS FINE). DO NOT COPY OR STEAL. CREDIT TO THE ARTIST FOR THE IMAGE.
(orange=You, blue= Akaashi, purple=Head maid, green= extra, pink=Saintess)
Y/N L/N, was a 25 year old collage student who was persuing her dream of getting a medical degree and become a successful doctor/surgeon. With great knowledge in Medicines and great interest in Herbology, studied really hard to be at her top of her class.
But she had great love for anime and otome games, her personal favorite anime was 'Haikyuu' a sports anime. She was obsessed with it, and when she found out that there was going to be an Otome game releasing featuring the main cast of the Haikyuu, She was sold.
The first otome game, that she played about Haikyuu was feturing the story line with MC being an extra manager of karasuno 'VLB CLUB', and then many other otome games started to gain popularity.
One day she decided to scoure the Internet to find a unique Haikyuu tome game that didn't make the MC a manager of any team.
She found it. It was called " Lovers Call For Help". It featured the ain haikyuu cast in a historical era. It also had side stories and everything.
She decided to read the side stories first. After reading them. she started the game. The MC was an isekai/reincarnated Saintess, who was there to heal and get rid of the demonic monsters.
Typical cliche. she completed it in one sitting but also became sleep deprived. After the game ended it asked for her name again, Y/N wrote down hwer OC name again, but it said incorrect. And then asked her for her REAL NAME.
This caused Y/N to be confused but she remembered about the policy terms so she typed her real name 'Y/N L/N'. Then the screen showed 'THE END' and said "THANK YOU FOR PLAYING Y/N L/N". which she found creepy but also she was too sleepy to think straight.
She soon fell asleep with her phone, when the screen suddenly turned ON and on the screen displayed
'YOU ARE IT'
Y/N woke up to he name being called.
Miss Y/N are you listening? Said the head maid
HUh?.... What? said Y/N in confusion displayed on her face
You must sign th--- Are you feeling okay Miss Y/N? You suddenly look pale... The head maid asked with concern.
I-- i where- ? At this point there were millions of thoughts going through her head. Where was she? How did this old women know her name? Why does she look so mch like the character from the game she played? Is she dead? is this women someone who will measure her good and bad deeds? All these thoughts were interupted by the same voice again laced with concern.
It is alright if you would like to continue this tomorrow..
Yes that would be much appreciated.. Thank you Miss uhm
Beatrice, Beatrice Graves
Ah yes Thank You Miss Graves. I will be contacting you soon.
With that Y/N gave her a bow and ran out the door holding her mouth to prevent herself from puking.
On her sprint towards the bathroom she colided with what felt like a wall. She looked up to see him Akaashi Kenji
No no no no no NO NO NO. Why why why why why WHY WHY WHY!! WHY IS HE HERE????
Excuse me I must hurry. She ran towards the bathroom without looking back leaving a confused Akashi behind.
Y/N ran for her life to get somewhere she could breathe without hyperventilating.
Unable to find a bathroom, she finally found a lake and finally vomitted near a tree, after she was done, she covered it with some dirt because it was unhygenic to leave it that way.
She went to clean her mouth in the Lake but noticed her appearance. She looked prettier, her dark circles were gone, her skin was glowing and overall She looked healthy. Apart from that she also noticed she looked slightly animated.
'is this really me ' She thought while touching her face . suddenly she got a headache a really painful one & memories started pouring in, memories that were not her's.They were the memories of the owner of the body.
Y/N L/N daughter of a fallen Noble, The downfall was caused by her father's and brother-in-law's gambling addiction which her mother and sister refused to do anything about. when it came time to pay the piling debts, they couldn't and begged Y/N for help.
Being a pushover She agreed and decided to get a job as a maid.she worked for a Count namely Count Octavious , but after a lot of pestering from her family about her "Not giving them enough money" She decided to work at the palace. She passed all the tests to work in the palace All she had to do was write & sign a contract. which is when she (Y/N) Got reincarnated.
WOW ! What Shitty family i'll have to support ' She though while clutching her head while groaning in pain and using another tree as support.
She finally noticed the small bag near her which looked suspiciously similar to her own bag in her Real world. She reached out with shaky hands and realised, it was her bag, It had her Journals, Tablet and her basic necessities, Basically everything she carries to her collage.
Damn there is no way! She erupted in a phsycotic laughter realising this was not dream. You might ask what made her come to this conclusion? Its because there was a card.... A card that said "Welcome To Lover's Call For Help, We the authors Hope you will enjoy this, Please play as you please. Thank you"
After she read it it disappeared into some glowing particles.....
With that she decided to survive, not submissively like the manhwa and shit she read.. by faking herself .... No she'll live and make sure to enjoy every second of it.
Akaashi Kenji, The Captain of the Royal Guard, The Emperor's Right Hand Man and most of all The Heir Of the Akaashi Dukedom. He was a clam and collected man with a pinch of humor and sassiness, complete opposite of the Emperor Bokuto Koutaro, who was a Hyper and simple minded man. Bokuto was always kept in check by Akaashi due to his habit of making impulse decision.
Today he was tasked (more like forced) to meet the qualified applicants of people who are going to be maids in the palace. Now you might be wondering 'why there are tests to become a maid?' There aren't if you want to become a normal maid but for a higher position, you need higher qualifications. Especially in the Royal Palace.
Just as he was on his way to the Head Maid's Office, He bumped into a girl who looked extremly pale. She looked at him and looked absolutely terrified as if he wasn't supposed to be there. She Excused herself leaving Akaashi confused. He shrugged and continued his way to the Office.
He reached the office and knocked and heard a soft "Come in'
Ahh Sir Akaashi, Right on time. Said Beatrice
Madame Graves,... is the list ready? Asked Akaashi
Yes! We have some promising people this year, one of them in particular, but she felt sick so she will sign the contract tomorrow. told Beatrice.
I see.. That is great news.
Yes it is indeed.
I will see you later then Madame. I hope you have a pleasant evening. He said with a small smile
I hope for your day to be magnificent as well Sir Akaashi. She said with a bow
Y/N did go back to sign the contract but she did add her own conditions since it was allowed. Her conditions were
The abilty to refuse: If a noble takes interest in the employee but the employee is uncomfortable with the advances, she is allowed to refuse such advances without conseqences.
Protection guaranteed: The employee will not take any orders that may endanger the employee's life without conseqences.
Guaranteed vacation days: Employee must be given atleast 4-6 days of paid vacation. it can be saved and used in bulks.
Direct handing over the payment: The employee will be given the payment directly no matter. If Anyone claim to collect it for the employee, it is false unless the employee themself confirm with the Employer (In this case Madame Beatrice Graves).
If any of the above condition are to be broken the contract will be terminated immediatly with fine of 25 gold.
Are these terms satisfying for you Madame? said Y/N
Yes, You are quite clever. No one has ever used the blank space given for the employee's conditions. Said the Beatrice amused.
Well it is for our use isn't it Madame?. Said Y/N with a chuckle.
It is. You will be starting tomorrow then Ms L/N.
Please call me Y/n Madame, and yes.
I hope you have a pleasant afternoon. And you may get comfortable in the dormatories.
I hope your afternoon is pleasant as well. And I will. Y/N said excusing herself with a bow.
Two Years later. ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
It had been two years since Y/N got reincarnated and started working as a maid. A lot of things happened, the main thing was Y/N cutting of her family. Her family did take her to court on the 'oral Contract' of her promising to pay off all their debts. That's where she decided to fight back, which was surprising for her family. She used their own words against them by telling the judge "I only promised to pay the debts and i have paid them enough money to pay it off, your honor". she showed the proof as well. Her family tried to justify that they have to eat and drink as well but it was shut down. She also showed the law that stated that she was not obligated to support their reckless activity. No matter what her family tried, they were unable to win.
The second was that, She Got Promoted!!! Why u might ask? due to her knowledge from her original world, of being a doctor and kind of an herbologist. Which meant more money!! She Already planned to leave once she had enough money to retire from being a maid and opening a small clinic in the village near her house. With the promotion, she brought a small cottage in a desolated area on the mountains near the woods. It did cost her a year worth of her salary but... its worth it.
The Game would begin in about a month, so all she had to do was live.... SURVIVE the war of love... Orrrr she could just quit today. I mean she has enough money to live modestly sooo. Naahhhhh, who lives modestly when they can live lavishly. So she decided to stay. Just till the story starts.
A secrete between you and me... She liked Akaashi. Not like, she Loved him. In the game Akaashi was the epitome of a green flag and the softest yandere. She really hoped that Akaashi got his ending, A Happy Ending and not the cliche ending of " PrOtEcTiNg ThE FeMaLe LeAd FrOm ThE ShAdOw". She pitied the poor man, but wasn't interested in risking her life for some character, even if she loved him . She started to stalk him during her free time, not full on yandere creepy stalker, but the little stalking everyone does to their crush. Since she knew how to draw, Y/N had a journal dedicated to him, which was quite expensive, since paper and ink are expensive in this time/game. also one of the reason she doesn't have enough money to leave but that's not important . In her defense she needs a souvenir. But she won't pursue him because she wants to escape Tacitly. But she didn't Notice her little hobby had already caught someone's attention.
Akaashi Kenji was used to Girls even women, following him around and giggling at his sight but it never fazed him. He Ignored them, Why? simply because he was not interested and he was too busy to give them time. But he was never rude to them, asking them to leave with a pleasant smile, he has a reputation to maintain.
He never noticed anyone special, well... not until he saw Y/N. She was average looking, does her job well, is educated which is verry uncommon. That never interested him, She was very average compared to the women whom he has seen in the Balls, hell even the maids working with her. But something........ something drew him to her. One day, during his regular petrol, he saw Y/N. But after she spoted him, She gave him a bow and left. A paper fell from her book, so he followed her to give it back. But he got curious and opened the page..... it was HIM.. Full of his drawing, very nicely drawn too.
This spiked his curiousity. He left the page under her rooms door and left. He asked the shadow knights to find out everything about her. He was surprised to find out that she worked there for years. Slowly this simple curiosity turned into a spiral of obsession.
A month passed and the Saintess arrived. Just as the prophecy stated, She fell from the sky. But something was off from Akaashi's point of view. She was already acting as if she was a higher status than any and everyone. Or is it just in his head,... Nevermind then, he was already busy with his duties. Coincidently he had to visit Beatrice (Head maid) for something, Also to catch a glimpse of Y/N but that's irrelevent.
Sir Akaashi, What brings you here?
The list Lady Graves... You forgot to send the list new recruits to my office...
Ahh my apologise, One of our maid is quiting hence it has been hectic.
Someone is quiting? That is a surprise.
Yes... that to a capable maid.
May i inquire who?
Y/N, Y/N L/N, She says she wants to open a small shop and live her life.
Y/N's Leaving....?
yes, and here you go
Thank y--
As Akaashi was about to thank Beatrice, he was interupted by a soft knock.
Who is it?
Its me Head Maid, Y/N. May i come in?
Her sweet voice. The voice that was melody to his ears. He signaled the head maid to invite her in.
May I help you Y/N?
Yes- oh Sir Akaashi... Good afternoon.
Good afternoon to you as well Y/N
Anyways, I'd like the conformation of my resignation?
Yes, it was approved, you may leave after 2 weeks.
I see Thank you. With a quick curtsy to both the head maid and Akaashi she left.
"HOW COULD YOU!! No HOW DARE YOU LEAVE? WHY ARE YOU LEAVING.....Please stay. Should I trap her? Break her legs? NO No no. I shouldn't think like this." these were the thoughts going through Akaashi's head while he made his way back to his office.
"That's right I could just ask her? Can't I? I do realise we aren't close but i assume it isn't a secrete. I'll ask her the coming week" He thought satisfied with a low hmm.
It hadn't even been 3 days after Akaashi found out that his love Y/N was leaving. He made his way to the maid's quarters, He noticed a commotion.
I saw her steal Your Holiness Please beleive me!! A maid was kneeling while pointing at Y/N who stood tall.
Now, Why would I need jewelry when I have enough money to afford about 20 of them? Y/N stated with an innocent look on her face (which got Akaashi Hard immediately)
Because you are jealous of Her Holiness, You said it your self!!.
'Bruh what a Headache' My dear I've already quit so what good will this cheapass Jewelry do for me? Bitch.
See Your Holiness, Even her mouth is foul.
Halt, Please Y/N where were you 3 days ago when the neckless went missing?
I was---
She was with me Your Holiness. Akaashi intervened speaking from the crowed
She was?
Yes I had bumped into her at the Head Maid's office. She was there to get her resignation.
I see this proves Miss Y/N Innocent
Thank you Your Holiness.
No problem, If i were you I'd be careful with my tongue.
Thank you for the advice, Y/N said with a smile
After that encounter, Akaashi went to Y/N to check up on her. If she was alright. then knowing she was fine, he asked her to walk with him. They shared pleasantries and, Akaashi finally asked why she was quiting. Her replay was the same but she also added " others were jealous and trying to sabotage me. Plus i hate getting involved in drama like the one today. I an see it happening again".
If I got rid of it will she stay? I should get rid of that damn maid. Akaashi thought. With that they said their good byes and parted ways
The Next day, body of the maid who had was found. She had committed suicide, it also had a note of confession saying how she plotted to frame Y/N because of how much everyone loved her.
A few days passed
And Akaashi was summoned to be a witness for what the Saintess was saying
The saintess claimed it was Y/N's fault she must be punished accordingly. Akaashi intervened asking what was Y/N's fault? The fact that she defended herself? her dignity? her life ahead? WHAT WAS THAT SHE DID WRONG??
The Saintess's claim was shut down after what Akaashi said, Since He was the most trusted.
Then came the day of Y/N's departure. No one except Akaashi was their to bid her farewell. But what he did surprised her. He leaned down to kiss her on the lips not a peck, But full make out session. Y/N started to feel dizzy and then suddenly lost conciousness.
She woke up in a lavish room. Decorated with golds and gems but no silver. She was told by Akaahi that she suddenly got fever between the kiss and he apologised for what he did. Y/N dismissed it and asked if she could leave. He told her that her fever was down but not gone, So she should stay till she recovers.
They started dating after Akaashi's heartfelt confession. And after that he just couldn't keep it in his pants.
But she only got progressively worse, her fever would come back anytime. She got weaker and paler ( paler as in weak as fuck not the skin color). But there came a point her health stopped deteriorating. This caused her to get suspicious. Why? Because Akaashi had proposed to her claiming to love her and she accepted.
Was Akaashi trying to kill her because she stood against the Saintess?
Soon she was able to fool one of the maids serving her to get her a silver jewelry and to her fear....... She was correct. The Silver turned black. How could she be So STUPID. He protected the FL from the shadows meaning killing without hesitation or remorse.
So she escaped... in the dead of night that very day. It was hard but she was able to reach the shore and catch the last ship and she finally escaped death..... or she thought.
On the other side, Akaashi was losing his mind... HOW DARE YOU!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!! HOW COULD YOU. HE TREATED YOU SOO WELL AND THIS IS WHAT HE GETS???!!
He finally saw the letter you left.
Dear Kenji, I do love you very much, but i know you love Aurelia (the saintess). Hence the reason for you poisoning me... I would have loved to spend my life with you but I'm afraid i won't be able to. I'll leave forever so that you won't have to worry about me hurting Aurelia. I hope You Will Be Happy
Your Lover Truly
Y/N L/N
What? What are you talking about? loving that bitch? who he was planning to kill? Did someone decive you? That's right someone must have lied to you..... You Still love him! You said it yourself....
Don't worry he'll find you an clear this misunderstanding.
I'm coming my dear....
A/N: FUCKING FINALLY.!!! I'm done!! I'll make a part two with the dark stuff and smut cuz i wanted to build a base for this story. Probably more than part 2.. Soo STAY TUNED
Hope You Enjoy!!
STAY SAFE, HEALTHY AND HYDRATED ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
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For the character bingo:
SWWTRH: Obi, Zen, and Shirayuki
Haikyu: Tanaka, Tendō, Nishinoya, and Kenma
TMNT 2012: Leo, Splinter, and Donnie
Hehehe OKAY!!! Under the cut bc it’s gonna be long!
The bingo card in question in case anyone wishes to play:
Gravity Falls:
- Fiddleford -
He was interesting in the show, definitely not a bad character, but I never really payed attention to him… AND THEN I START READING JOURNAL THREE. AND THEN I THINK ABOUT THE MEMORY GUN. AND THEN I LOOK AT THE WEBSITE. AND THEN— AGH BRO HIS LORE IS SO SO GOOD AND SAD I wish they explored it more in the show but I do love what we got in the show.
Rottmnt
- Baron Draxum -
Not really a fan of him… he is definitely good in a lot of fan fics I’ve read but in the show he’s kinda meh.
Tottmnt:
- Hun -
He’s alright! I like some of the stuff they do with him but over all I don’t have many thoughts on him. I really like him talking to Raph and just that whole scene :D
Snow White with the Red Hair:
- Zen -
This bingo card does not give the right impression… ZEN IS AWESOME. I love him very much, he is hilarious and such a sweetheart, yet I think he is much better as part of a dynamic. Him and Obi are HILARIOUS together, him and Mitsuhide are so sweet and funny (huge brother vibes that I love) and him and Shariyuki are SO SWEET AND ADORABLE!!!
- Shariyuki -
I love her very much but I think she needs to show a litttle more emotion sometimes. I feel like she can be sort of bland? Idk but she is awesome and inspiring and sweet and lovable and caring and eidjncedijncedijn she’s great. Her dynamic are amazing as well, the two I love the most are her and Zen and her and Obi :D
- Obi -
THANK YOU CROW. I AM SO GLAD YOU ABT ASKED HIM.
Obi is 100% in my top five characters EVER. he works insanely well in all dynamics (but I didn’t say he was better as part of one bc he is WONDERFUL on his own as well). If he was real I’d either be terrified or we’d get along great. He is SCARY when he wants to be. Oh and “He’s never done anything wrong in his life” is very incorrect but I don’t care because he is the best lil guy. Okay moving on before I ramble tooooo much!
Haikyuu:
- Tanaka -
TANAKA IS ANOTHER OF THE BEST LIL GUYS EVER. JSDHCNUSDHNCDSUHN. He is a ball of chaos and older brother vibes. He is insane yet caring and sweet. HE IS THE MENTAL ACE AND I LOVE IT. His backstory gives me the FEELS. Ejfhcnuhcefnceudhn. He is such a good friend to everyone and is great in all the dynamics. I LOVE him being friends with Nishinoya it is so hype and amazing. I wish there was a lot more of him in the show but it’s plenty so wont complain.
- Nishinoya -
Nishinoya is wonderful. He’s a lil ball of sunshine and he’s such a sturdy foundation of the team. I would LOVE to see more of him. I don’t have much to say outside of his relationships with the team and characters… OH HIS LIL JUMP WHEN HE CHEERS WITN HINATA IS SO FUN AND AWESOME. the shorties jumping up and down every win. Also he is so determined and just bah he is great.
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NOOOOO I RAN OUT OF PHOTO SPACE. OKAY OKAY PT 2 IS HERE
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i've seen a lot of critcism about the audience being alienated by spanish parts in west side story without subtitles and maybe it's just me but... i didn't see that at all? like i'm white, i only speak very little spanish and yet i got what they were talking about and i found that somehow magical because the actors managed to sorta erase this language barrier with the way they delivered everything and knowing the context and all, idk if i'm in the position to say something about this but it worked really well for me.
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Nishinoya: *cheerily tackles all the second years and Asahi into a pile of limbs on the ground* Man, I'm destroyed. Does anybody have a salonpas?
Asahi: *squirms around, trying to get out* Pretty sure I have a couple of those somewhere. If you guys would let me out of her-
Asahi:
Asahi: *furiously flushes*
Asahi: *shrieks* THAT IS NOT A SPRAY CAN!
Nishinoya: ... Could have fooled me.
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INCORRECT HAIKYUU QUOTES FROM BUZZFEED UNSOLVED
nisu entries:
i got this idea from @memekingofwwiii and some of it are theirs 🙇🏻♀️ thank you for letting me add it here 😊 it’s a mixture from buzzfeed unsolved supernatural and true crime 👀 i really had fun doing this!
warning: swearing, mentions of death/murder/killing/blood/weed
「part 2」
Tendou: i did have a neighbor who had an overhang of a lime tree, and it was great because i could go pick a little lime.
Ushijima: did you ever think about killing your neighbor?
Tendou: when he didn't give me limes, yeah.
Ushijima: oh, okay; all right.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Matsukawa: this is my bridge now, if you want it back you’re gonna have to kill me.
Oikawa: he did throw someone off the bridge once.
Matsukawa: fuck you, goatman!
Oikawa: Jesus Christ.
Kunimi: *behind the camera snickering as mattsun taunts the goatman much to oikawa’s dismay*
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Matsukawa: hey demons, it’s me, ya boi.
Matsukawa: if you want to eat my heart, turn that light on. If you want to eat oikawa’s heart, turn that light on...
Oikawa: don’t drag me into your shit, mattsun.
*torch turns on*
Oikawa: *screams*
Matsukawa: *laughs hysterically as he continues to lie on the pentagram*
Kunimi: *actual wheezing*
Matsukawa: i think this demon’s a wimp.
Oikawa: he’s out of his fucking mind.
Kunimi: *having the time of his life*
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Oikawa: every human's capable of murder if you push them enough. i just don't know if this is enough of a push.
Iwaizumi: okay.
Oikawa: it's true!
Iwaizumi: is that so?
Oikawa: yeah.
Oikawa: i bet you you would murder me if I pushed you enough.
Iwaizumi: yeah, probably.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Tsukishima: …
Tsukishima: so, you're telling me, at nine years old, you don’t go to church. the first time you cross the threshold into holy ground,
Nishinoya: *makes noise and imitates blood coming out of his nose*
Tsukishima: blood expels from your nostrils?
Nishinoya: yeah, yeah. they ran outta tissues! mopping that up.
Tsukishima: …
Nishinoya: it was wild!
Tsukishima: it sounds wild.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Kuroo: i think it was the neighbor. look, i’m a simple man. i see a trail of blood going to someone's house. even if they didn't do it, come on; you're going to jail.
Kenma: i think it might've been a random person.
Kuroo: all right.
Kenma: it just seems too obvious.
Kuroo: okay.
Kenma: there's a paper trail of their feud. why the hell would he be that dumb?
Kuroo: rage, you know? lust, rage. rage just- just building up, bursting out.
Kenma: well, i've never really gotten that angry. i don't really have that capacity.
Kuroo: it's building. it's building inside you. everyone sees it; we all see it.
Kenma: that's great. oh man, i can't wait for krakatoa then.
Kuroo: *shuddering* oh- oh- i shudder.
Kenma: hope no one's in the way 😺
Kuroo: …
Kuroo: scary.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Daichi: he allegedly chased his mother with an axe when he was 19.
Asahi: not great.
Daichi: (wheeze) no? not off- off to a bad start?
Asahi: no good. i’ve never done that. you didn’t do that did you?
Daichi: no! i didn't- what- is there anything to suggest that I would chase my mom with an axe?
Asahi: (inhales) not outright i feel like if you peel the layers back.
Daichi: you think if you peel the layers back from this onion, you'll see something you don’t want to see?
Asahi: yeah. i think you wear a mask sometimes 😅
Daichi: mm-hmm i think you should keep digging and maybe see what happens 🙂
Asahi: uh no i'm good 🧍🏻♂️
Daichi: *staring at asahi*
Asahi: 👁👄👁💧
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Osamu: my takeaway is people from chicago are weird.
Atsumu: the- this does not represent chicago. this is people and go "ey! chicago tylenol murders"
Osamu: (laugh) home with the beam, the cubs and the chicago tylenol murders and of course our nation's greatest tragedy, miya atsumu.
Atsumu: that- that's not me.
Osamu: i read it somewhere 🤷🏻
Atsumu: no, you didn’t, you probably wrote it.
Osamu: yeah.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Suna: i’d love to be an heiress.
Kita: (snickers)
Suna: i know she’s probably gonna disappear or something.
Kita: so you wanna be a trust fund baby?
Suna: i’d like someone to give me a lot of money for doing nothing. but i want-
Kita: and then you wanna disappear?
Suna: yes. i want to get a lot of money and then vanish from the face of the earth.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Ennoshita: her family believed that when she left at 11:30 am, she had as much as $30 in her purse, which in today’s dollars would be more than $750.
Nishinoya: holy moly!
Tanaka: that’s a lot of quiche—
Nishinoya: yeah.
Tanaka: that’s a lot of quiche.
Nishinoya: thirty bucks going that far in 1910.
Tanaka: i don’t even have $750 in my bank account.
Nishinoya: i’ve never had $750 in my pocket! i rarely have had $30 in my pocket.
Ennoshita: well i don’t really carry cash anymore-
Nishinoya & Tanaka: who does!?
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Yaku: stop number one, mothman statue.
Lev: it looks very ornate.
Yaku: *shocked that lev knows that word*
Yaku: you’ll be able to stare at it eye to eye.
Lev: what’s that supposed to mean?
Yaku: it means you’re eight feet tall, it’s a tall joke. get it?
Lev: 🧍🏼
Yaku: 🤦🏼♂️
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Akaashi: any... any thought in that so far?
Bokuto: (fart sound) nope. what year is it, ‘66?
Akaashi: ‘66.
Bokuto: few teens out there probably smoking a few funny cigarettes.
Akaashi: you could say weed. it’s 2018.
Bokuto: ...some grass.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Kageyama: so my guess is the couples were somewhere around here, maybe on that road over there.
Hinata: yeah.
Kageyama: and i'm not sure of the exact location but this is where they saw him stumbling around.
Hinata: they just… saw him kinda shambling?
Kageyama: yeah.
Hinata: big shambling man. kinda *shuffling his body*
Kageyama: i- i don’t know, maybe he was just taking a walk, i mean, what's it to you?
Hinata: why would you take a walk if you had wings?
Kageyama: he's a fucking creature, he can do what he wants.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Kuroo: but all im saying is that what you need to gather from this is that he has an effect on people's psyche.
Lev: this mothman's a complicated character.
Kuroo: what does he sound like? what does he sound like?
Lev: he sound like the blood bird.
Kuroo: …
Lev: flappy spookster.
Kuroo: …
Kuroo: that's- come on.
Kuroo: *glances over to lev's notes*
Lev: the winged wretch. did i already say that?
Kuroo: this just says fright terror.
Kuroo: *throws away the notes*
Lev: you know, just call him batman, why is that hard? 😩
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
(howling)
Goshiki: what the fuck.
Shirabu: well those are coyotes… or dogs. Or a large pack of something.
Goshiki: holy shit.
Shirabu: just some coyotes.
Goshiki: are you not fucking alarmed right now?
Shirabu: are you scared? (laugh)
Goshiki: dude wait- this goes beyond belief, that was a pack of, whatever the fuck that was.
Shirabu: it was coyotes!
Goshiki: is that our cue to leave? i think maybe. we've been out here for quite a bit.
Shirabu: yeah, i don’t know if were gonna find anything tonight.
Goshiki: i don’t wanna be in the mouth of some coyote later, that's not how i want the picture wrap on old tsutomu to be.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Atsumu: air force one? they filmed air force one here?
Atsumu: air force one actually, now that i think of it, remember the reason they hijacked the plane is to release for the-
Sakusa: i’m gonna go ahead and cut you off right there 'cause i don’t give a shit.
Sakusa: we’re gonna move over here.
Atsumu: …okay.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Kai: four people in a cell, that's a lot
Kuroo: i mean, you put any normal people in a room that's too small. like if you’re in a dorm in college, if you hate your roommate…
Kai: it's tough business
Kuroo: listening to music too loud when i'm trying to study
Kai: hwfrrrrr…
Kuroo: cookin' uhh… top ramen in the microwave when i'm trying to sleep
Kai: you got some axes to grind?
Kuroo: no.
Kai: oh
Kuroo: fuck you, daishou.
Kai: daishou?
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
(distant thud)
Yamamoto: what the fuck?
Kenma: :3
Yamamoto: is all i have to say to that.
Kenma: they didn’t like the thumb talk.
Yamamoto: you didn't like the thumb talk? was it too much thumb talk? i thought we went about two minutes long on the-
(distant thud)
Kenma: they don’t like the thumb talk.
Yamamoto: *looking around in shock*
Kenma: *stopping himself from laughing*
Yamamoto: uhhhh… holy fuck. holy fuck, holy fuck. if you’re one of the people that had that thumb thing to happen to you, that sucks. what was it like?
Kenma: what do you think you're gonna get right now? 😑
Yamamoto: i feel like we should go see what that is, to be honest.
Kenma: *shakes his head*
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Tsukishima: we’re walking over to the source of the disturbance.
Hinata: hello? (sigh) i’m gonna lose my mind. so, it did that twice within the span of 10 seconds but nothing else?
Tsukishima: but, we can confirm that it did sound like this right? *slams the cabinet door*
Hinata: yeah.
Tsukishima: that was the sound.
Hinata: do you think the wind’s gonna do that twice?
Tsukishima: *blows on the cabinet door*
Tsukishima: not moving 🙄
Hinata: well, shit.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Sugawara: oh there it is. it’s that. *pointing to where the sound was coming from*
Asahi: what?
Sugawara: there’s a logical explanation for you.
Asahi: ah! okay, there it is. well, there you go, there you go.
Sugawara: but, if we hadn’t seen that...
Asahi: if we hadn’t seen that we would be fooled 😅
Sugawara: no, we wouldn’t have been fooled. you would have been telling me for months.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
*inside the prisoners of ohio state penitentiary*
Kageyama: this is fucking terrible.
Tsukishima: it’s the opportunity of a lifetime to be here.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Tendou: i’m separating from the group.
Semi: it’s the ideal time to kill him.
Tendou: yeah i mean, if i were gonna die in camera it would be a pretty noble thing.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Osamu: I don’t understand what’s wrong with atsumu sometimes.
Atsumu: what was that?
Osamu: i didn’t say anything.
Atsumu: you sure you didn’t say anything, ‘samu?
Osamu: now go back and set ‘em off to make sure they work.
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Sakusa: *inhales*
Atsumu: *inhales*
Sakusa: you need to back up from me. i can feel your air intake. it’s like a gross nasal jet, i don’t know.
Atsumu: *takes a step towards sakusa*
Sakusa: uh no *takes a step backwards*
«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»
Futakuchi: latch yourself onto my soul, come back to hollywood with me, and destroy the lives of all my friends and coworkers.
Koganegawa: a little hard to follow, but i like where you’re going.
Futakuchi: kogane’s family has a little-
Koganegawa: ey! ey! do-! do-! don’t!
Futakuchi: -dog named mickey.
Koganegawa:*trying to stop futakuchi*
Futakuchi: real good. you wanted me to give it my all. i’m throwing stuff on the table.
Koganegawa: insults, not personal information. you’re giving him a dossier on my life!
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“Incorrect Quotes with Haikyuu Boys„
Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 , Part 6 , Part 7 , Part 8 , Part 9 , Part 10
Synopsis : Different Quotes From Brooklyn-Nine-Nine as Haikyuu Characters
Genre : Comedy
Pairing(s) : Goshiki x reader , Atsumu x reader , Tsukishima x reader , Lev x reader
Word Count : 1.07k
Warning(s) : She/her pronouns used , slight violence , slight timeskip spoiler
Masterlist Link : Here
*Shiratorizawa manager in this*
[Name] : Mm. All right. Haha, C’est la vie (“It’s life.” in French). Let me grab your student ID numbers ‘cause I will be filing an official student complaint with Coach Washijou.
[Name] , Semi , Shirabu : *All laugh the joke off waveringly whilst Semi and Shirabu side glancing each other*.
Coach Washijou : Why did a just receive a student complaint about ya two?
Shirabu : I can answer this. Because our manager is a goblin.
*Shiratorizawa manager in this*
Coach Washijou : Ye’ll stay after school hours at the gym for extra practice today.
Goshiki : Darn it. I had a belly dancing class today! Today is Egyptian undulation.
[Name] : Ooh!~ Show us some moves!
Goshiki : Sure! *Tries to get on top of the bench*.
Coach Washijou : Dismissed!
Kyoutani : It’s my birthday. I hate birthdays. If you wish me a happy birthday, I will punch you.
Oikawa : You’re a funny little bird, Mad Dog-Chan. Happy birthday!
*Gets punched in the guts*
*Inarizaki manager in this*
[Name] : *Holds up two pictures* Here are two pictures. One is your gym locker and the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?
Atsumu : *Points to the right one*, That one is the dump?
[Name] : They’re both your locker!
Atsumu : Gah! A should’ve guessed that, that’s good!
*Inarizaki manager in this*
Part 1/3
Atsumu : A can see that yer upset, but let’s just sit down and talk about it.
[Name] : Done talking! *Throws boxing gloves*, Time to dance.
Atsumu : Fine. But a should warn ya. A took three years of tap.
*Inarizaki manager in this*
Part 2/3
Atsumu : Again, [Name], it’s so good to see ya. Just outta curiosity, how did ye find out about this?
[Name] : I’m the club manager at Inarizaki High... Kita-San told me. I know you’re trying to set me up with some guy in class 7 as a joke!
Atsumu : What? That’s crazy! ‘Samu, come in ‘ere and stand in front of ma body and tell ‘er that’s crazy!
*Atsumu gets punched by the manager*
Atsumu : Ow! My lucky face!
[Name] : You gonna talk to me now?
Atsumu : Sure. If ya could be any vacation—
*Gets punched again*
Atsumu : Ow!
*Inarizaki manager in this*
Part 3/3
Atsumu : So we good?
[Name] : We good. And for the record... If I can be any kind of vacation... I’d be lake trip.
Atsumu : Classic!
*Karasuno manager in this*
Nishinoya : Come on. You’re not even moving. Let’s go.
Asahi : Get your hands off me! I’ve heard about this in the news! You’re cyber-bullying me!
Nishinoya : Shh!
Asahi : I’m getting [Name]! Get the hell away from me!
Nishinoya : No, you’re very misinformed. Please don’t get [Name]—
*Slight timeskip spoiler*
*Karsuno manager in this*
[Name] : Here’s the plan: We’re gonna go to nationals, you’re gonna enjoy and fall in love with volleyball, you’re gonna want to pursue being a volleyball player as a career. And that’s a [Surname] guarantee.
Tsukishima : Your last [Surname] guarantee you made was that you could dunk a basketball.
*Flashback*
[Name] : *In a ladder with a basketball in hand*, I never said I couldn’t use a ladder. [Surname] guarantee achieved! *Tries dunking the basketball but falls off the ladder and misses the shot*.
*Nekoma manager in this*
Part 1/3
Kuroo : Now, I have been taking notes on points of friction in this gym for three years. *Pulls out a poster that is highly detailed with work flow strategies for Nekoma*, The red areas are places where no work gets done. If we can fix these problems without anyone knowing what we’re doing, we will make progress.
Coach Nekomata : Are you saying you want to secretly perform scientific experiments on your friends and colleagues to increase efficiency?
Kuroo : Yes.
Coach Nekomata : Sounds fun, let’s do it.
*Nekoma manager in this*
Part 2/3
Coach Nekomata : Tell me about the Haiba-[Surname] reaction...
Kuroo : Lev gets cold a lot because of what he calls his—
*Flashback*
Lev : Medically diagnosed thin skin.
*Flashback over*
Kuroo : So he goes to the lost and found, and he grabs something that’s usually unflattering... That’s when [Name] usually gets involved.
*Flashback*
*Lev walking past [Name] wearing an oddly knitted sweater*
[Name] : *Condescending laughter* Sweet sweater, Lev! You look like you’re starting in an Albanian remake of The Cosby Show.
Lev : ...
[Name] : Dr. Huxtable! Dr. Huxtable!
*Flashback over*
Kuroo : [Name] is completely useless when Lev is wearing lost and found clothes.
Coach Nekomata : Well, I can’t really blame her on this one. Maybe we should just uh... empty lost and found.
Kuroo : Already done, sir.
*Lev walking past them in a white cowboy fringed jacket*
Kuroo : Don’t worry! I had a backup plan. I distracted [Name] with a mirror. She’s like a cockatiel, sir— Fascinated by her own reflection...
*[Name] staring at her reflection*
[Name] : Muah! Hello, sexy!~ How are you?
Lev : *Not glancing up* Right back at ya!
Coach Nekomata : Well done...
*Nekoma manager in this*
Part 3/3
Kuroo : Sir, I’m begging you, please, we have to stop!
Coach Nekomata : The problem is, we didn’t take Yaku into accounts. In our next trial—
*[Name] clears her throat whilst dramatically turning around on the office chair*
[Name] : Hello, boys. Welcome to your own office!~ I hear you’re trying to make the precinct most efficient.
Kuroo : [Name], what are you doing in the coach’s chair?
[Name] : I’ve narrowed the problem down to one location: The Coach-Kuroo vortex. Things would go a lot faster if the two of you did less experimenting and more working... And I’m not the only one who thinks that.
*Double clapping and the whole Nekoma team enters the office*.
Coach Nekomata : Well, I suppose it’s possible we may have been a tad enthusiastic in our pursuit of efficiency—
Kuroo : Really? A tad, Icarus?
Coach Nekomata : Fine, message received. Kuroo and I will get right to work.
[Name] : *Still in Coach’s chair*, Great, that will be all. Thank you.
Coach Nekomata : Get the hell out of my chair.
[Name] : Yeah, All right, I pushed it a little bit on that one. Okay~ Bye!
Kuroo : Today we face the worst Tokyo has to offer— Fukurodani Academy.
*Kuroo and Bokuto walking in slow motion towards each*
Kuroo : Fukurodani captain, Bokuto, we meet again.
Bokuto : Nekoma captain, Kuroo, your fly’s down— I made you look!
Kuroo : I didn’t look. And I’m wearing shorts, so there is no fly.
Bokuto : That’s not what your mom said.
Kuroo : You make no sense.
Bokuto : And now I’m inside your head.
{Pretend this is a divider pls}
Author’s Note : GAHHAHSA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 90 NOTES, I can make this a series if you’d like, they’re really fun to make and think of as characters and I just have to write them down as soon as I see them LMAOO
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Highlights of 2020
I was tagged by @maddiesup, thank you so much! I’m so glad you though of me! Quickly before it’s 00:00 where I live lol
list your top 10 shows (bl or not) you watched in 2020 (doesn’t necessarily have to be shows that came out in 2020 though!)
tag at least 10 people you appreciated this year
tag 10 more people to continue the tag
Let’s do this y’all!
Top 10 shows
1. #GayaSaPelikula (Like in the movies)
Ngl, it’s one of the best shows I’ve watched this year. The struggle of coming out and ofcourse the struggle of finding yourself was beautifully displayed. Also, Gav breaking down had me in tears, I compare to him in quite some aspects so it hit close to home. The music is amazing and I listen to the playlist almost daily. BUT THE QUOTES! The ending quotes, they are one of my favourite quotes ever.
TOP 3 QUOTES:
1. Let’s make room for those who’ve lost their sense of home.
2. You are entitled to a love that lets you dance without fear or shame.
3. You own the rights to your own truth.
I can’t wait for season two!
2. Where your eyes linger
It was the first Korean BL I watched and I’m sad that the full show was only 80 min in total! To be honest I wanted to see so much more of both of them and I’ll rewatch it so many times in 2021 too, I already know. The bestfriend but also master-servant dynamic and just all of them as a cast hold my heart. I hope to see many more good bl’s from Korea in 2021!
3. Cherry Magic
I kind of finished the year with Cherry Magic! And if that wasn’t an amazing ride! The characters, the setting the fact that it wasn’t just another teenager love story but actually a bit more mature. Also seeing ‘older’ characters still struggle with insecurities and anxiety is such a refreshing thing to view. This had made me much more excited for other Japanese BL’s that are still on my watching list! ALSO Kurosawa being a cutie and just wanting Adachi to be happy and Adachi trying to get out of his comfort zone it’s just- amazing. The show was truly magical. (I’d share my watching list but it’s 100+ shows so maybe some other time y’all)
4. TharnType: 7 years of love
I love the first season of TT a lot so I was low-key counting down the days until the second season came for all of us. (as a fan I of course do see the toxic parts but that’s also for maybe another post sometime, probably not lol) But I was excited to see how they unfold the rest of the show in 2021 and I love what we’ve had so far. I mean I do get annoyed quite a few (Fiat ngl) but the sweetness (and hotness, I mean who are we kidding) from Tharn and Type I love it a lot!! I can’t wait to rewatch it a million times when it’s finally ended. Can’t wait!
5. My Engineer
As much as I started watching for Bohn and Duen, I stayed for Ram and King. Their dynamic is amazing and even though they’re not the main couple they have way more depth to their relationship that I had expected there to be. I truly fell in love with King as a person (got so obsessed that I bought a bag similar to his). Ram doesn’t deserve the struggles he has to go through. I can’t wait to see how all of their stories (not only RamKing’s) will unfold in the new year. I hope so see so much more of all of their faces and I’ll keep an eye out for their other projects in this upcoming year.
6. Strong Woman Bong Soon
Not a BL but what a show, I actually started this show in 2019 once and a few minutes in I lost all attention and couldn’t find a motivation to continue watching but when I started this year the pilot had me wanting to know what would happen and I also didn’t expect to fall face first for our one and only In Kook-Doo (Ji Soo). If you haven’t watched it yet, I hope it will come on your watch list because it only took me 2 to 3 days to finish it because it’s so good. Do not start watching it if you have more important things to do (test, deadlines, etc) cuz you might not actually finish.
7. The Prince of Tennis
I watched it earlier this year and then rewatched it at the end of the year and I still loved it so much. I tend to like sport anime’s quite a bit, and this is actually a ‘live-action’ version of an anime and I fell in love with all of it. The characters, their quirks and all of their ‘powers’ and ‘moves’, I always go quicker through the show than I think and then it’s over so quickly :( Still, if you like sports anime (free, haikyuu, etc) check it out!
8. 2gether (& Still2gether)
2gether is the epitome of fluff and even though it holds a dash of angst and a lot of amazing character development. I had a smile on my face the most of the time I was watching this show. And Still2gether was one of the best surprises for me this year, extra episodes in the same year? More of my fluffly bois? My angry-I-stab-you-boi and puppy-boi facing challenges and overcoming them? The KISSES? Yes. I don’t have much to say other than, it was good and I do hope to see more of both Win and Bright, I hope as a couple in the show ngl, soon but I’ll support them either way. I wish them so much succes and love.
9. Ingredients
Ingredients was a show I saw quite a bit of on tumblr, and we all know, if your mutuals watch it, put it on you list! So it got on my list the beginning of 2020 but I actually started watching it more towards the end and I fell in love with both of the characters and all of the support characters too, I hope to see much more cuteness from both of them and I can’t wait for other episodes. Also why are the episodes only so short? I want more of my bois :D
10. I’m Tee, Me Too
Not a BL, but I love the characters and they are THE pillars of GMMTV so I had high hopes. And my hopes were met. A great show and even though the actors didn’t play the others romantic interest you could still see the amazing dynamic all of them had together. If you want to laugh (with a dash of angst for character development) then this is such a good show for you to watch!
People I appreciated this year!
so many people, I love you all so much! (sorry if I forget you :()
@the-speediest-boi @sarawatism @negrowhat @incorrect-tharntype @kindaanartblog @leeairisu @lovelysunshine96 @zaintseeme @cu-tine @mewsuppasit
Thank you guys for making this year amazing and bringing so much joy to me <3
It’s been floating around tumblr for awhile so consider yourself tagged if either I already tagged you as a person I appreciated or if you want to fill it in anyway!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! I hope all of you stay safe and healthy this new year! Let’s all work together so we can do much more later :) I love all of you and I hope all of your loved ones also stay safe <3
#iloveyou#y'all are the best#happy new year#tagggggg#hit me up if you want to talk about any show ;)
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Karasuno studies! – View from the third years (part 2) –
Translator: Leo | Sleepless-rain | Leoppii Editor: San | Naffnuffnice
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“You know, speaking of helping out around the house… actually it’s not that related.” Sugawara changed the topic. “When was it again? That one time with Asahi and the politics and economics test.”
With that as the only prompt Sawamura seemed to remember what Sugawara was referring to. “Oh, yeah. That one question that was like, ‘If consumption tax were to increase, what effects would it have on society?’”
“Yeah, that one! That one!” Sugawara said before bursting into laughter. Despite being the person the memory involved, Azumane’s difficult look indicated that he couldn’t quite recall.
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“Let’s forget about that already… how about—”
“We can’t forget! The answer you gave, ‘It would be difficult to calculate totals with tax’, and you wrote “difficult to calculate”! That’s such an unexpected answer, it's practically on the same level as Hinata!”
When it came to the kings of unexpected answers on the standardized tests, of course the freak duo, Hinata and Kageyama, were both top contenders but this wasn’t to say that all the other club members were straight A students either. There were those that could make it through classes and test and of course those that couldn’t, and lastly those who were capable, but once in a while made unbelievable mistakes.
“I was so shocked that you wrote, ‘It would be difficult to calculate totals with tax’.”
Azumane glared at Sugawara laughing on the ground, picking at the loose parts of the tatami, blearily making excuses. “But think about it… if it were eleven percent or something with double digits*, such a half-assed number would make calculations ridiculously difficult, is what I was thinking. Wait… what’s the correct answer anyway? ”
“Well I mean as a plus, social security would be more stable… something like that? As for the cons, it would be the downturn of consumption. I think that’s right?”
Seeing Sugawara answer so thoughtfully, Azumane paused. “I… I see.”
Captain Sawamura was the one to begin panicking as he watched Azumane’s heart breaking, falling into depression.
Wait, he couldn’t let the ace’s spirits crumble right before practice. Rather than crumble, Azumane’s tofu-like mental fortitude would be crushed to pieces…
Being a captain is hard work.
And so Sawamura gave Asahi a light pat on the back and a laugh, and said, “Giving an unexpectedly incorrect answer isn’t a big deal. I mean, you were just writing how the tax payers felt. And the good thing about writing, ‘It would be difficult to calculate totals with tax,’ is that the question was open ended so you could get points for that. Right?”
But Sawamura’s efforts were in vain as Azumane laughed darkly. “No, I didn’t get any points.”
“Huh, but don’t you get at least one point for writing anything for an open ended question?” Sawamura was shocked and Azumane’s shoulders sank even further. “Apparently it wasn’t asking about effects on the individual.”
And as if the memories suddenly came back, the ace Azumane started ripping at the tatami on the verge of tears.
“So you had a harsh marking teacher…. don’t worry about it...” Sawamura said, trying to comfort Azumane while thinking, ‘What’s ‘individual’ even? What’s ‘society’? Sawamura seriously contemplated it like a question from an ethics class.
“You know, I actually don’t like doing multiplication by seven. So if it were seven or seventeen percent rather than eleven it’d be pretty difficult for me,” Sugawara’s bright voice piped up before he grimaced. “Anything with seven or four** or ending with seven (shichi) or four (shi) is hard to say.”
Upon seeing Sugawara’s expression, Azumane nodded in agreement. “Right? Might accidentally bite your tongue. Either of them followed by the number one (ichi) is difficult to say too!”
“I bet you that was made to make you bite your tongue.”
“There’s no way it was.”
With Sugawara’s words, Azumane’s face began to brighten.
“Seven times one is seven, seven times two is fourteen, seven times three is twenty one… huh wait. One? Or seven?”
“If you do it faster it’s even harder!”
Watching Sugawara and Azumane excitedly reciting their timetables, the prone-to-worry Sawamura let out a sigh of relief.
***
At that exact moment, we return to Hinata outside.
“The ace and I... the same? Doesn’t that mean….. that I could also be the ace? I am the ace? The ace is me?” Hinata muttered to himself with that overly serious face.
A low voice came from behind him.
“Stupid.”
“Huh!? Even I know how to do my times tables!” Hinata turned around to find himself looking up at Tsukishima Kei, who was staring down at him with cold eyes, filled with contempt.
“What are you even talking about? Can you move? You’re in the way.”
“Huh? Well… it’s just…. It seems a bit awkward to head in…”
“Huh?”
Tsukishima glared at the fidgeting Hinata as if he were a major nuisance, but upon hearing the voices of the third-years inside he dropped himself next to Hinata to listen.
TRANSLATION NOTES:
- *At the time of publishing consumer tax was at 8%. It’s now at 10%, which arguably is easier to calculate. (but also if you follow the proper HQ timeline, tax won’t change for another few years anyway)
- **The numbers 7 and 4 are shichi and shi, respectively and so saying them in quick succession can be difficult sometimes; adding one (ichi) makes it even more difficult.
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Naruto
yep. still naruto trash apparently
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7569102 It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 89k, AU, Naruto/Sasuke, romance, fluff,
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that.
this is just a pleasant read and honestly you can read it without any prior knowledge of the fandom and not miss anything.
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http://cywscross.tumblr.com/post/137996998075/shikanaru-if-it-catches-your-muse-or-uraichi by cywscross 1k, Shikamaru/Naruto, drabbles,
onesingledreamer asked: ShikaNaru, if it catches your muse, or UraIchi ;) I have a weakness for rare pairs and your characterizations are always badass yet on point. :))
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/62512 Stepping Stones by tuesday 10k, Lee/Gaara, Various,
A generation stumbles to adulthood; a tentative truce turns into a lasting friendship; a war passes; and through it all, people try to find their way together, and Lee tries to figure out his relationship with Gaara.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/3380381 Through The Spines Unfurling (Five Things You Should Know About Cacti) by mstigergun 12k, Lee/Gaara, kid fic,
Lee accompanies a trade delegation to Suna for the change in scenery and to enrich his son's education. He learns a great deal about cacti.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/502185 Rose Tinted by PhePhePhe 3k, Kakashi/Sakura, injury,
"Stay," he half-groaned. Sakura paused, tempted. "You have no idea what you're saying." "I may be an old man, but I'm not senile yet."
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/502183 Placebo by PhePhePhe 2k, Kakashi/Sakura, pining, side SasuSaku,
Sometimes fantasy is enough.
Written well pre-ending, but works very well with canon. Which means: Ouch.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/956948 Lens of Truth by kanames_harisen 25k, Kakashi/Sakura, injury, canon character death, minor gore,
Her short nails, jagged from battle, dug painfully into her palms as her mind raced to catch a fleeting thought. There was something - something terribly important - that they were missing. Something obvious.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/724003 Red Rag Top by rabid_behemoth 2k, AU, Kakashi/Sakura, bittersweet, nostalgia, regret,
He scanned the parking lot for the familiar red glint of his car, but his eyes were drawn to pink instead. Her short hair fluttered in the breeze, and maybe that was what attracted his attention. Or maybe it was the fact that she was scrawling 'WASH ME' in the dust on his back windshield.
. http://archiveofourown.org/works/702846 Duet (Elegant Bindings) by kanames_harisen 5k, Kakashi/Sakura, voyeurism, angst, minor character death, protective stalking,
And he prayed for someone to stop up that gaping hole and reapply the dye. Sakura was never meant to be monochrome.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/4849811 I Might Need You More Than I Think I Do by YamatoMyTomato (KinoKahn) 35k, Yamato/Kakashi, getting together, awkward sexual situations,
A mission goes badly, and everything starts to fall apart (or maybe it's falling into place). Tenzou isn't sure where he stands anymore, but he is sure that Kakashi's skin is the warmest thing he's ever touched.
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http://rilina-fic.livejournal.com/7702.html Four Weeks of Rain by rilina 1k, gen,
Rainy season comes to Konoha.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/4525815 An Invincible Summer by ShanaStoryteller 133k, canon-AU, gen, Naruto/Sasuke, genderfluid character,
When Naruto is five, he's gutted by a drunken civilian and presumed dead.
Six months later a girl with ash pale hair and dark blue eyes enters the Academy.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/5256338 As Is the Sea Marvelous by blackkat 58k, Tobirama/Madara, fix-it,
Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6840838 Dreamcatcher by Airyo 71k, canon-AU, Itachi/Hinata, non-massacre, branch Hinata,
Nothing about Itachi, she realized uncomfortably, was ever by accident... Nothing about Hinata, he realized with exasperation, could ever be considered normal.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6798397 open season by sazzafraz 7k, Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura,
The way Sasuke comes home is less myth and more devastatingly embarrassing happenstance.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6437860 Castling by svana_vrika 19k, Shikaku/Asuma, power dynamics, shadow bondage, rough sex,
To protect the king, you need to develop the rook
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064288 Unto The Breach by LasySwitch 1k, Naruto/Various, time loop, angst, character death,
The first time he saw the world rolled out in plains of red and grey he was not so suddenly surprised. When he opened his eyes to a white ceiling and lumpy mattress, lungs clear of blood, eyes clear of ash; he was. The seventh time, he was not.
love this. a more “realistic” take on the time loop trope.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/5944584 For Warmth by aintitnifty 3k, Team 7, h/c, waff,
“Don’t panic, Naruto tells himself. It’s the first thing that pops into his mind, and the voice in his head sounds suspiciously like Kakashi: Just don’t panic.”
Kakashi is down for the count, and it's up to the kids to save the day.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6452965 A Consequence of Loyalty by leathansparrow 52k, canon-AU, Itachi/Shisui/Kisame, non-massacre,
On a mission into Rain country, Itachi encounters a very large man in a red and black cloak who tells him: “I’ve only ever seen one person use crows as you do.”
He cannot take the man’s further advice: “turn back now, if you value your life.”
Everything changes.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/625517 An Unexpected Homecoming by Chrononautical 130k, canon-AU, Minato/Kakashi,
The Reaper dies and those who were sealed alive are released.
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http://archiveofourown.org/series/308052 Brilliant, Nervous Glory ‘verse by Chancy_Lurking 36k, Shino/Kiba/Hinata, side Neji/Tenten,
The war is over, the truth is out, and Team 8 is doing the best they can to adjust.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/3746824 Documenting Acceptable Levels of Insanity for the Shinobi Lifestyle by Aishuu 11k, Naruto/Sasuke, outsider pov, psychiatry, Saki-verse,
When rumors of Sasuke dressing in drag reach Konoha's higher-ups, Team Seven is required to report to the village's "shinobi evaluator" to determine if Sasuke is too crazy to remain in service. Pity the evaluator.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/4017499 Complications by thefairyprincev (QueenOfThePolarBears) 52k, canon-AU, Hashirama/Madara, gender changes, trans character, misogyny, misgendering, accidental pregnancy,
In which Madara is a girl. And so is Hashirama. "But... Hashirama is a boy's name..." "It- It's complicated." And it is, it really is. And then it just gets worse.
A story about the lives of female Madara and transgirl Hashirama told in six parts.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/1540754 The Second by Makkoska 10k, Tobirama/Hashirama, Hashirama/Madara, incest, angst, unrequited love, canon character death,
There are certain things given, like his love for Hashirama or his brother’s love for Madara, and as hard as he tries, Tobirama is never able to change them.
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11458228 Better Man by Kakashisgf 179k, Kakashi/Sakura, post-canon, infidelity,
Sakura and Sasuke have been married for over a decade, but things are far from perfect, and Sakura's beginning to realize that maybe she deserves better.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8187845 Muddy Water by DimiGex 13k, Genma/Sakura,
Sakura has spent her whole life trying to measure up and when a difficult mission comes up, she leaps at the chance to prove herself. Disobeying orders might get her killed, or it might lead her to realize she doesn't need anyone else's approval but her own.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6161044 Soulmates by moor 49k, canon-AU, Kakashi/Sakura, minor Itachi/Sakura, age-swap, mentioned rape, violence,
Age-swap AU. A series of interconnected one-shots.
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Haikyuu!!
since this is the gay volleyball anime, the majority of the fics have implied or featured side ships and i can't be bothered to tag them cause y'all already know which ones it is.
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Everything and anything written by buu http://archiveofourown.org/users/buu/pseuds/buu
i pretty much spent a couple of days reading through the majority of their archive and it's all golden (not to mention the delightfully varied collection of kink fics). some favourites includes: confession http://archiveofourown.org/works/2620328 (confession) untitled http://archiveofourown.org/works/3288854 (casual touches + ) hands v2 http://archiveofourown.org/works/2559677 (hand kink) praise http://archiveofourown.org/works/2525891 (praise kink) am i gay? please help http://archiveofourown.org/works/2546768 (37k, firsts)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/5103569 More by someonestolemyshoes 3k, Kageyama/Hinata, kissing, frottage,
Hinata isn’t sure when friendship with Kageyama escalated quite this far, but he doesn’t really mind it. In fact, he’d maybe go so far as to say he enjoys it; he likes holding hands on the walk home, and he likes that Kageyama buys him meat buns after practice and he likes that they get to sit just a little closer together when they’re watching movies or playing video games or even just doing homework.
He likes a lot of things, but his most favorite part is the kissing.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/5028493 operation: find out if hinata has a hot bod by day 1k, gen, humour,
Kiyoko compliments Hinata's body. It turns into a chaotic mess where the team (aka Tanaka and Nishinoya) tries everything in their power to get a glimpse of Hinata shirtless.
Hinata is oblivious and Kageyama is stressed out.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/2007114 If They'd Stop Dancing Around Their Fucking Feelings... by PrussianBluu 5k, Kageyama/Hinata, minor sexual harassment,
Kageyama is emotionally incompetent. Or just really stupid. Or maybe a bit of both. Nonetheless, he doesn't know what the hell his feelings toward Hinata are doing anymore. He pisses him off, yeah, but why?
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/4591029 Shoreline by Latios 53k, AU, Kageyama/Hinata, mermaids,
Hinata Shouyou and his sister are sent to their grandfather's for the summer, and he's absolutely sure he's going to be bored for a majority of it, Alone with only a beach to keep him company.
He's terribly mistaken.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/1656539 SLAMMING the setter lmao sports by swiftonthedownside 10k, Kageyama/Hinata,
*beatboxing* chapter fic
they're going somewhere to do some kind of practice match who cares
freaking love this.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/2378366 Skinemax by animehead 1k, Kageyama/Hinata, pwp,
With what they’re watching, it was bound to happen.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/3683922 Crowchildren by crypsis 58k, AU, Kageyama/Hinata, various, death, character death, bittersweet,
Kageyama is a crowchild, tasked with carrying the souls of the dead to their final resting place. The first time he meets Hinata is when the boy is on his deathbed. It seems like an ordinary encounter, though Hinata proves that he is anything but, sending them both on a journey of life, death, friendship, and love.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/3811387 silver lining climbing on my desire by drunkonwriting 5k, Kageyama/Hinata, crossdressing, smut,
“There's a girl sitting at Hinata's desk, for some reason. He marches up, intent on demanding what she's doing there and what happened to Hinata when she looks up at him with wide eyes and a red face and—
Holy shit, she’s Hinata.
Hinata with carefully styled hair that looks softer and wilder than his usual raggedy mop, Hinata with glossed lips and eyeliner, Hinata in the short skirt and blazer of the girl’s uniform. He’s wearing—he’s wearing stockings.”
tsukishima dares hinata to go the entire day dressed as a girl. tobio has unexpected kinks.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/2140482 Two suns in one sky by Triana 17k,gen, minor Kageyama/Hinata, Natsu & the Team, fluff, protectiveness, injury,
Hinata has to bring Natsu to Karasuno Volleyball Club. The girl charms everyone and easily blends in, but Kageyama Tobio isn't that easy to give up. Although, due to some unforeseen events and an unlucky weather forecast, he might want to change his mind in order to prevent something truly horrible from happening...
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/2816054 something old and something new by kittebasu 17k, Kageyama/Hinata, bed sharing,
And Kageyama could pretend like he didn’t care one way or the other all he wanted, Shouyou wasn’t going to let him pout his way through winter holidays with that grim-reaper look on his face.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6374221 Point of View by LoudLucy 1k, Ennoshita/Tanaka, pining,
Chikara spends a lot of time looking at Tanaka.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/5794009 reading between the lines by murakamism 4k, Kageyama/Hinata, fluff, pining,
Kageyama is selfish.
This is what he thinks when he lets Hinata sit so close to him that their sides press together. Hinata’s babbling, lunchbox empty on his lap. Kageyama chews carefully for once. He tries to concentrate on the food instead of the warmth at his side, practically cocooned into his ribcage.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6361276 Absolutely, Yes by garbagecannot 3k, Ennoshita/Tanaka,
Send help ASAP, because Tanaka Ryuunosuke has the biggest, stupidest crush and he just doesn't know what to do.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6378142 tobio by cornbreadkent 8k, Kageyama/Hinata,
“Tobio doesn't suit you at all,” Hinata says, and Kageyama is caught off guard enough to forget his intentions for a moment. “You're too awkward and scary for such a cute name.”
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6076395 Written in the Stars by nicolet 34k, Tsukishima/Yamaguchi, pining, misunderstandings, jfc just talk to each other,
This is Kei's and Tadashi's journey together through the years, as they discover what it really means to fall in love with your best friend.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/3346724 In Transit by Mysecretfanmoments 4k, Kageyama/Hinata, physical proximity,
Hinata finds that he likes standing close to Kageyama on buses and trains. It doesn't mean anything--probably. Maybe.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/4213860 wanna turn off all the lights by Authoress 3k, Hinata/Kageyama, masturbation, voyeurism, D/s undertones,
The next whimper is louder, longer, and accompanied with a breathy gasp and the twitch of Kageyama’s sneakers on the tile floor. Realization hits Hinata like a freight train, and he whips back around the corner, leaning against the wall himself, covering his mouth with his hand, eyes wide.
yesssssss
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/2507660 Up In My Head I'm Your Girlfriend by dirtbag 4k, Asahi/Nishinoya, rule 63,
When you’re as scary-looking and emotionally fragile as Asahi, a crush can only end in heartbreak. Especially a crush on another girl, and especially a crush on Nishinoya.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7304422 Pink Polka Dots by Esselle 10k, Kageyama/Hinata, clothing kink, frottage,
‘They have made it through less than one week of living together and here's Tobio, standing in the doorway of their cramped bedroom, the question on his lips about going out to grab dinner dying a violent death as he catches sight of Hinata standing in the middle of the room and twisting his lower half in place to survey how he looks in a skirt.
A skirt. Hinata is wearing a skirt.'
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Whatever Tobio thought he was signing himself up for, when he agreed to room with Hinata in college, it wasn't this.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6103802 Twitch by CheekyBrunette 72k, Kageyama/Hinata, bullying, panic attacks, tourette’s,
"He was aware of the itch he’d feel before he shook his head or scrunched his nose. He recognized the impulse to move, but he didn’t realize how compulsive the behaviors had become. He had to shake his head. He had to scrunch his nose. He had to shrug his shoulders over, and over, and over.
It wasn’t until he was nine-years-old that Shouyou realized he couldn’t control his movements like other kids could."
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7457695 Pretty by someonestolemyshoes 3k, Kageyama/Hinata, fluff,
"Kageyama is pretty. It’s just a fact, something Hinata has grown accustomed, like how Tsukishima is tall and Suga is nice and Tanaka is loud; Kageyama is pretty. He’s never really questioned it, either, because lots of things are pretty - flowers, and sunsets, and his mum when she wears her hair all sleek and straight and lines her lips in red and the point is, pretty isn’t weird at all.
But what is weird, very weird and very not normal and probably very not okay, is the fact that Kageyama is really, really pretty and it makes Hinata want to do things."
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6640387 Surviving His Skin (Kageyama x Hinata) by ThatGinjahNinja 13k, Kageyama/Hinata,
"Both looking up at the same time, Kageyama realized where he was and what he had just done and exactly who he had just done it with. It was irresistible, and his hands flew up to cradle Hinata’s flushed cheeks, as he pulled him in powerfully for their first kiss."
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6513565 Hold On To Me, Just For A Little While by petmunchkin 5k, canon-AU, Kageyama/Hinata, established relationship,character death, disability, bittersweet,
A terrible accident robs Kageyama of his eyesight.
That same accident robs Hinata of his life.
It doesn’t mean they can’t still be together. For a little while, at least...
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http://archiveofourown.org/series/460189 Speed Demons series by Esselle 22k, AU, Kageyama/Hinata, street racing, car sex,
' “Starting tonight. You—” Daichi says, pointing at Kageyama, “—will be giving him—” he points at Hinata, “—racing lessons.”
Kageyama looks like he has swallowed ten lemons. Hinata, on the other hand, is just baffled.
“Wait a minute,” he asks. “Why is he giving me racing lessons?”
“Because I am absolutely, without a doubt, a hundred percent, better at racing than you are,” the mechanic replies bluntly. “And even if you race every day for the next decade, and I go blind, you still wouldn’t be a better driver than me.” '
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All Hinata has wanted his entire life is a racetrack under the wheels of his car and a crew at his back. When he's offered a spot with the crew of Karasuno Auto Shop, he could have it all. There's only one thing blocking his path to the starting line: an absolute(ly smoking hot) asshole of an auto mechanic by the name of Kageyama Tobio.
(i’ve clearly spent to much time in the weird parts of the internet because i felt the urge to clarify that with the “car sex” tag, i meant that they have sex inside of a car, not with a car)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6400633 Learning Us by Tsucchi 42k, Ennoshita/Tanaka, slow burn, implied homophobia,
Tanaka Ryuunosuke had a lot to learn - about himself, about Ennoshita Chikara, and that "happily ever after" is rarely a direct path.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7955074 Dreamless by Esselle 15k, AU, Kageyama/Hinata, smut, incubi,
'Kageyama is relatively sure that the creature in his bed isn't human, but he doesn't know what it is, either. But this is not why he suspects he's dreaming.
He thinks he must be dreaming because the thing, whatever it is, is impossibly, breathtakingly beautiful. The little arched eyebrows and upturned nose and small, pouty smile on its face have his breath coming short; and the way it'slooking at him, like it's thinking about devouring him whole, makes him want to run and hide, or drift closer and let it happen, he isn't sure which.
Even without any previous experience, Kageyama knows what it wants. But no one has ever, ever wanted that from him before.'
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A boy and a demon may know very little about each other, upon first meeting. But what they can't say in words, they make up for with sound and light and touch; and maybe, they learn by taking each other apart, before they piece one another back together again.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/5873884 Shut Up by surveycorpsjean 3k, Tsukishima/Yamaguchi,
"I want one day for Yamaguchi to turn to Tsukki and say “shut up Tsukki” and watch as Tsukki’s world crumples around him." - stressedanime @ tumblr
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7228768 Lock and Key by surveycorpsjean 8k, Tanaka/Tsukishima, possesive behaviour,
Together, they're two cogs that meld, the odds and ends meeting that never met before.
Despite what the world says, they were meant to be together.
Strings and all.
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Borderlands
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/5405723 Not Jack by vickjawn 297k, Timothy/Axton, h/c, alcohol abuse, mental health issues, torture, abuse, injury, off-screen non-con, violence, sex work, non-consensual body modification, mind control, suicidal thoughts, healing, happy ending,
When Axton and Gaige bring a scarred, Eridium-addicted Timothy Lawrence back to Sanctuary, he agrees to tell his story, from the moment Athena left him in Jack's hands on Helios to the very last thing he remembered before waking up in the Crimson Raiders HQ. After that, it's a matter of healing and coming to terms with what happened to him at the hands of Hyperion, but that's a long, dangerous road to trek down, both mentally and physically. Friends new and old are there to help him, but they can't hold his hand forever. With the threat of a war looming on the horizon and Hyperion gaining wind of Timothy's location, it's only a matter of time before things take a turn for the worse.
legit one of the best fics i’ve ever had the pleasure of reading, i kid you not. it is long, plotty with beautiful characterisation and character growth. it deals with some seriously dark topics, but it focuses strongly on the healing aspect. also, one of the very few times flashbacks are handled so damn well you barely notice them.
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Yuri!!! on Ice
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8242556 Praise Please by surveycorpsjean 5k, Yuuri/Victor, praise kink
Viktor is a good coach. Strict, talented.
But Viktor is kind. He gives praise like a waterfall, overflowing and loud and it makes Yuuri drown.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8579203 hair by buu 4k, Yuuri/Victor, hair kink,
It's Victor, of course. He looks the same as always, but something about that long hair framing his face, strands dipping over one eye makes him look softer. Yuri feels a little dizzy watching, like he's stepped through some time portal, like he's small again and watching awestruck as Victor spins on TV. Except this time, Victor is looking back at him, tilting his head so the hair folds over his shoulder.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8643673 hungry, but i'll hunger on by incode 6k, Yuuri/Victor, praise kink, body worship,
Yuuri has been learning to reach out for what he wants.
(Yuuri is not used to having power, being strong. He’s used to feeling weak. He is used to being told what to do and doing it, and Victor has unlocked something vital and feral inside him; he’s made Yuuri into something new, or maybe Yuuri has created it himself with his inspiration. In any case, he’s not interested in unraveling now into the sweet, pliant thing Victor is used to, the shy doll, whimpering and soft, from their previous times together. Suddenly, Yuuri doesn’t want to be coached, doesn’t want to be patronized. He lets his body make a decision, for perhaps the first time in his life.)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8640379 Celebration by MemeKonYOI (MemeKonYA) 2k, Yuuri/Victor,
“You seduced everyone out on the rink today,” Victor whispers, lips still brushing against the back of his hand. “Everyone was enthralled. You were amazing. Stunning.”
“And you?” Yuuri asks, not because he holds any kind of doubts about how Victor felt about his short program —he can still feel the searing heat of Victor’s lips on his, like a brand, invisible on him, burning in the best ways, reminding him of how Victor will always meet him where he stands, even if he has to run for it, work for it, grow for it— but because he loves knowing Victor is amazed by his skating, by him, and he’s greedy about the feeling he gets from that knowledge.
(Or: Yuuri and Victor celebrate after the Cup of China.)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8644615 When He’s Not Even Trying by qwartooty 2k, Yuuri/Victor,
“Do you have any kinks?”
Viktor looked down at Phichit, surprised. “Excuse me?”
“Fetishes. Turn-ons. Things that make you go, ‘Oooh! Wow! Yeah!’”
“I know what a kink is. Why are you asking me that kind of question?”
“Don’t look so scandalized. It’s for my psychology project. Which I just told you about, but you were too busy drooling over Yuuri to listen,” Phichit said.
(post episode 7 - In which Viktor is enlightened, Phichit is a little shit, and Yuuri frantically searches for ways to keep surprising Viktor)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8420320 Touch and Go by Ashida 3k, Yuuri/Victor,
Victor couldn’t figure out whether Yuuri Katsuki was utterly dense, truly not interested, or if he was in fact the biggest tease to ever skate the ice.
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Zootopia
yeah
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6017023 Fear by Ragamuffins 2k, minor Judy/Nick,
It was almost hilariously ironic, that this one, tiny bunny scared him more than anyone else within Zootopia.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6261835 the plunge by brodayhey 10k, Judy/Nick, pining,
Judy's life is nothing like a romance novel.
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Marvel
(all the franchise)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/2578418 In Wade We Trust (We Are So Screwed) by dentalfloss 44k, Wade & Clint friendship, side Clint/Phil, minor torture, violence, humour,
“Wade Wilson dropped by last night,” Clint explained, like it was any other Friday. “Brought pizza and beer.” There was a thoughtful silence through the phone and then: “You had a pizza party with Deadpool.” Phil said and Clint slid down the couch onto his back. Yeah, that pretty much summed up the situation.
Or: the one where Clint does something nice for Wade, and Wade decides to never let him go.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/1373596 Wiping Off The Dust by dentalfloss 72k, gen, de.aging, implied child abuse, trust issues, violence, h/c,
Teenaged Clint, it turns out, is a little shit.
Naturally this makes him Tony’s new favourite person.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/278395 Safeword by melannen 5k, Steve/Tony, JARVIS, BDSM, bad BDSM,
Tony Stark doesn't need to be safe, sane, and consensual. He has JARVIS instead. (Then he gets Steve.)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/3889561 Clint Barton's Super Secret Snipers' Club by sara_holmes 67k, Clint/Bucky, PTSD, deaf!Clint,
Clint Barton's Super Secret Snipers' Club. (Invitation and pending mental health evaluation required.)
"When Steve brings Bucky back to the tower for the first time, Clint’s first thought is that Tony Stark’s pride and joy is quickly becoming a less of a very tall and expensive ‘fuck you’ in the faces of investors who don’t believe in self-sustaining energy, and more of a superhero rehabilitation center."
Boyfriends, compromises and learning to like oneself.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/1581335 i was found and now i don't roam these streets by hipsterchrist 15k, Steve/Bucky, PTSD, hospitals, child sickness, healing,
They’ve decided to start producing Bucky Bears again, now that he’s all shiny and redeemed and fighting for good on this big Avengers misfits team. "He has a little shiny gray arm," Bucky says, wiggling the stuffed arm in question, one of the tweaks made in the new model. It takes Steve a second to realize that Bucky’s got a small smile on his face, actually looks a little bit proud around the eyes.
Or, Bucky relearns himself and how to be on a team, the rest of the Avengers try to get answers, and everyone watches too much Criminal Minds.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/504186 baby, i’d victoria your secret anytime by ghostsoldier 4k, Wade/Peter, crossdressing,
Peter’s known Wade for a while now, so he can maybe see how this makes sense -- like, maybe Wade has a thing about going commando and just happened to have an old girlfriend’s panties lying around, one thing led to another…but…
“And the bra?” Peter croaks.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/399351 And I'd Buy A Big House Where We Both Could Live by shinkonokokoro 59k, AU, Steve/Tony, amnesia,
Missing: Tony Stark, billionaire businessman, heir to Stark Industries, reward: none
Only Steve didn't know that when he picked up the waterlogged unconscious man from the bank of a river.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/3509063 the Steve Rogers problem by relenafanel 36k, AU, Steve/Bucky, fandom,
Bucky doesn't consider his Steve Rogers problem as a problem so much as the solution he hadn't realized he was hoping for to help him through the transition from the Bucky Barnes he'd been before his accident to the new, shiny version of himself.
No, the problem isn't with Captain America and The Howling Commandos fandom.
The problem is the amount of porn Bucky managed to write and draw about Captain America before finding out that he's less than one degree of separation away from Steve Rogers. 'Less than' as in he's sitting across the table from him.
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Star Trek
(TOS and AOS/XI)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/17969 Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by lazulisong 15k, gen, Kirk.centric, secretly genius,
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
The members of the Kelvin's crew watch over Jim as much as he lets them.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/462930 We Two Alone by shoreleave 101k, gen, injury, drama, slavery, starvation, survival,
Academy fic. Dr. Leonard McCoy thinks he has nothing in common with command-track cadet Jim Kirk, until a series of events forces them together. When a simple training mission is derailed into a seemingly hopeless situation, both have to learn to trust one another, and they’ll need all their wits and survival skills to stay alive.
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The Hobbit
(aaand some lotr)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/786339 Princes under the Mountain by Carcy 10k, Fíli/Kíli, 5+1,
Fili and Kili are heirs and Princes Under the Mountain. They like being princes - they like the respect and the fancy clothes and sense of being needed. Sometimes though, they forget that they're princes. They've always been taught how to act royal so they never embarrass Thorin too much or make it awkward for him politically... But they grew up as exiled princes, they grew up learning trades and working for money and rolling up their sleeves ect. Sometimes they forget that they're not in the little village they grew up in.
Some of the servants, who have always worked for royals, don't know what to make of the sweet and charming young princes who seem to earnestly want to help and don't see why they shouldn't.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/641409 those who wait by sospes 4k Fíli/Kíli, pining,
Fili knows that his brother is the one he was meant to love. It takes Kili a little bit longer to work it out for himself.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/921402 Signs by orphan_account 59k, AU, Thorin/Bilbo, various, domestic, deaf!Kíli,
Thorin was certain he had a problem. After all, the man looked like a bloody grocer- like some curly haired, bright eyed, bushy tailed cherub: totally vanilla and not sexy in any way at all. At least, that was what Thorin was trying to tell himself.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/690469 Parallel by dothraki_shieldmaiden 116k, canon-AU, Fili/Kili, incest, slow burn, dub/non-con, violence,
When tragedy strikes the Line of Durin, Thorin decides to separate his infant nephews in order to keep them safe. Sixty-five years later Fili is the bored, dutiful heir in Ered Luin while elsewhere Kili is simply trying to stay alive between alleyway brawls.
Everything changes when they meet and a connection is formed which seems nigh unbreakable.
At least until the truth of the past and their heritage is revealed.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8420206 The Other Things We Never Knew About Frodo's Soulmate by Tozette 7k, Frodo/Sauron, soulmates,
Primula was red-faced and exhausted by the end of the birth, and if she made a rude gesture at her husband and turned away sleepily, well, the midwife had seen worse.
So Drogo was left holding the baby in bemused confusion. As new parents are wont to do, he counted all the toes and fingers, marvelled at the child’s eyes, and then set out looking to see if there was yet a soul mark on his son’s skin.
There was.
The script was all long tails and swoops that ended in jagged flicks with characters that seemed more made of unpronounceable accents than actual letter, but the hand that wrote it was smooth and practised, almost mechanical in its precision.
"Curious," said Drogo, peering at the mark upon his thigh. "I've never seen anything like it."
The midwife seemed baffled by it, too, and when Primula woke he showed her and then they were three for three.
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Teen Wolf
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/1186243 Divided Loyalties by LennaNightrunner 154k, Stiles/Jackson, D/s,
Jackson returns home after a month spent in London trying (and failing) to start the next phase of his life there. Knowing now from experience that he’d be a fool to try to make it as a werewolf on his own, he asks Derek to take him in as a beta. Derek agrees on the condition that Jackson will do as he’s told. Jackson hopes that, despite the mess left in the wake of the Kanima, he might be able to repair his life in Beacon Hills. Of course, things haven’t really been going the way Jackson has hoped lately...
This is exactly the stackson fic i’ve always wanted to read. (you’ll def need knowledge of the happenings in s03a to follow the plot, since the author chose not to repeat the information)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8105281 I'll Dissolve When The Rain Pours In, When The Nightmares Take Me by clotpolesonly 38k, Stiles/Jackson, soulmates, dissociation, depersonalization, bed sharing,
When Stiles finally managed to contort himself the right way without causing injury, he stared at the words on his inner thigh. And then he stared some more, long enough for the water to grow cold around him, wondering if this was part of the dream. Finally he decided that it had to be real only because his subconscious was not creative enough to come up with this.
There, in freckle-brown letters stark against pale skin, was the name Jackson Whittemore.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/2311607 let me keep you safe (let me just keep you) by tryslora 30k, Stiles/Jackson, fake relationship, possessive behaviour, scent marking,
When Stiles shows up unexpectedly on Jackson’s doorstep in London, Jackson has to protect him from his pack and blurts out the first thing he thinks of: that Stiles is his ex-boyfriend. When Stiles explains why he’s there, the two find themselves embroiled in a plot to save each other’s lives, and in the process of making it through alive, maybe they’ll find out they aren’t lying about how involved they actually are.
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http://archiveofourown.org/series/290306 I Hope You Die (I Hope We Both Die) series by taylorpotato 5k, Stiles/Jackson, hate sex, alcohol,
This is what regret looks like: fucking in a bathroom, with the door locked, at some stupid party, because neither of you are supposed to want it.
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Harry Potter
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/1113588 Business by esama 12k, canon-AU, gen, dark!Harry,
The Dursleys didn't raise Harry Potter to be a very good boy.
Mildest of fusions with Sherlock Holmes
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/838184 Hit The Ground Running by Tozette 112k, canon-AU, slytherin!Harry, child abuse,
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7548181 Slithering by astolat 27k, Harry/Draco, post-war,
Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6177703 House Proud by astolat 23k, Harry/Draco, post-war,
His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
i love this kind of magic.
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4536005 Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 162k, Harry-centric, time-travel, humour,
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/825875 All Life is Yours to Miss by Saras_Girl 114k, Harry/Draco, slow burn,
Professor Malfoy's world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
tbh i don’t think i really have to tag these as emotional manipulation, dub-con and abuse since there’s nothing pure, innocent, happy, or healthy about the (canon) gredence ship or credence’s character in general but, yeah...
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8619118 I Felt Your Shape by th_esaurus 3k, Credence/Graves, dub con, emotional manipulation, abuse, body horror,
Graves gets to his knees. His palms slide down Credence's shoulders, to his chest, and Graves rests his head against the boy's thin belly, one ear to his stomach.
"There is nothing dangerous in you," he says. "Nothing at all."
He sounds—disappointed.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8713267 such as is common to man by imochan 7k, Credence/Graves, fix-it, emotional manipulation,
Arriving in London, Credence finds a familiar face.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8635411 The Lord's Work by betts 15k, AU, Credence/Graves, abuse, religious guilt, h/c, dissasociation,
When Credence met the man’s eyes, he felt a strong jolt in his gut, a profound instinct of sameness about him, in some way he couldn’t fully conceive. The dark thing residing inside Credence was maybe the dark thing in this man, too.
His hands began to tremble as they did when he was scared, but this didn’t feel like fear so much as a heady thrill he didn’t understand. “Hello, my name is Credence. I am calling on you and your neighbors with an interesting article.” He handed over a copy of The Watchtower. “I am wondering if you would be interested in reading this.”
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8677570 Show Me by callay 2k, Credence/Graves, possessiveness, public masturbation,
“Tell me,” continues Graves, his voice even lower now. “Does this always happen when I heal you?”
“Always. When you – when you touch me.”
Graves takes a breath. Credence can hear it; Graves has drawn even closer, not so close that they touch but close enough that Credence can feel every scant inch of space between them. His voice is a low murmur. “And what do you do, Credence, when this happens to you?”
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Game of Thrones
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/813223 The Covering Sky by Rellie 136k, canon-divergent, Jamie/Brienne, slow build,
AU, from the end of 3x07 in which the timeline is changed slightly and Brienne ends up as the reluctant guest of the Lannisters in King's Landing.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/1241512 The Seven Bind Their Fate by RoseHeart 191k, Canon-AU, Jamie/Brienne, slow build, UST,
What if Jaime became a prisoner of Renly Baratheon, instead of Robb Stark, and he met Brienne earlier? This story delves into the changing nature of Jaime and Brienne's relationship in a time of war and shifting alliances and then explores how their journey, and the land, is changed by this small twist of fate.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
(no ship because turtle penises are scary)
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3624149 Underdark by Nekotsuki 43k, gen, Mikey-centric, injury, 1-pov,
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
an excellent example of “we’re injured and in deep shit and i’ve gotta get us out of here” fic that i adore. Also, Mikey really get to shine here, which is fab. Seriously, don’t let the 1-pov scare you off.
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Free!
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/1856572 Catch A Falling Star by hoshruba 14k, AU, Haruka/Makoto, loss, pining,
“Oh, darling, do you remember… what was his name? Makoto, was it?” Haru freezes in place, his breath catches in his windpipe like cloth on brambles. He feels Makoto stifle a gasp and try to shrink into himself.
“I asked if you ever saw him again.”
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Boku no Hero Academia
(i did not end up with the otp i expected, but i’m so not complaining)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6961186 how they got detention for a week by eggstasy 5k, Bakugou/Kirishima, outsider pov,
This is getting serious. Kaminari likes Bakugou well enough, as another individual in his class who is generally more capable than most of them and hasn’t yet tried to murder him personally, but that’s about where his good will ends. Especially where his best dudefriend is concerned (aside from Sero, but Sero isn’t a common sense deviant like Kirishima tends to be. Kirishima needs the supervision).
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6693406 How to Make Bakugou Katsuki a Decent Human Being by keptein 6k, Bakugou/Kirishima,
A how-to by Kirishima Eijirou.
(Kirishima decides to make Bakugou the guy Kirishima knows he can be. Everything else snowballs from there.)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7192085 The Hard Easy by dirtbag 5k, Bakugou/Kirishima, kissing, biting,
"So," Kirishima says. "Kissing lessons."
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6895168 Bigmouth Strikes Again by dirtbag 1k, Bakugou/Kirishima, kissing, finger sucking, oral kink,
"Do you remember that one time at lunch you were looking at my teeth and you had your fingers in my mouth?” Kirishima asks, all in one breath. "Can we do that again?"
works very well read after The Hard Easy, recced above.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6946963 Pop Rocks by dynapunk (tyelperin) 3k, Bakugou/Kirishima,
As if friendship wasn't being hard enough, he had to go and catch feelings.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/3793852 Dulcet by Ringi 4k, Bakugou/Kirishima,
He’s angry, and too embarrassed to specify at whom. There isn’t even any real need to be, and if he were smooth enough, he could have dished out some bullshit yet still acceptable reply. But instead, he chokes--stammers:
“What the fuck?”
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6835363 safe & sound by Authoress 4k, Bakugou/Kirishima, mentioned character death,
“I don’t need a friendly face,” Bakugou says, purposefully sitting in the seat furthest from Kirishima.
“Okay, maybe not,” Kirishima says. He smiles. “But I made tea.”
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/4250985 Love Bites by Sleeves 1k, Bakugou/Kirishima, kissing, biting,
‘ "You liked that," Kirishima says, not even bothering to hide the amusement in his voice. ‘
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7229989 A Little Love Never Hurts (Until It's No Longer a Little) by furihatachlookie 4k, Midoriya/Todoroki, pining,
It all started at the Sports Festival, and it all goes downhill from there. For Todoroki, at least.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/4469489 Heavy petting by ImmaEatUrYaoi 7k, Bakugou/Kirishima, frottage,
Kiripie and Bakagou does the sex at each other. Shameless, pointless, baseless smut.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/4333185 That's not a quirk, you dumbass. by ImmaEatUrYaoi 6k, Kirishima/Bakugou, fluff,
Kacchan is being thirsty as fuk for Kirishima (but honestly who wouldn't be)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7142792 ragtag by SportsAnimeRuinedMyLife (KnightOfRage) 67k, Kirishima/Bakugou, violence, post-graduation,
Kirishima Eijirou had enough to deal with before almost every pro hero went missing. But after an unthinkable disaster throws society into chaos, Class 1-A reunites and tries to figure out what went wrong and what exactly they're supposed to do next.
Or...Deku is missing, the pro heroes are gone, but Kirishima is trying his best.
very plotty, with excellent characterization and lots of love for the minor characters.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7618783 Present Mic’s Awesome Mixtape 2.0 by KuriKuri 10k, Eraserhead/Present Mic, pre-series,
Hizashi is going to make Aizawa Shōta his friend if it kills him.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7829011 i feel your warmth, and it feels like home by trshchld 4k, Midoriya/Todoroki, pining,
The five times where Shouto remembers that Midoriya is more buff than he lets on.
(alternatively titled the-one-where-shouto-internally-nosebleeds-and-tries-to-act-casual)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7826632 Tribute To by SugarMagic 5k, Shinsou/Midoriya, masturbation, fantasizing, praise kink,
Shinsou makes use of an unconventional treatment for insomnia, and has someone on his mind.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7785463 take the path that moonbeams make by plantegg 8k, AU, Bakugou/Kirishima,
"What could possibly be better than Disney World?" "Death. Or literally anything else." Or, a Disney World au where Bakugou is a grumpy janitor and Kirishima plays the park's Peter Pan.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8101432 waterlogged (red blue, green) by lein 8k, Midoriya/Todoroki, soulmates, pining,
Izuku has never been one to curse but the only way to describe himself as his mother hugs him goodbye that morning, is royally fucked.
He’s really, truly glad no one in their class has a mind-reading quirk because from the minute his feet touched warm sand, his mind has been screaming in tune to the same famous classical overtures Tenya listens to when they study together. Occasionally, the music pauses just long enough for his brain to point out observations about Shouto that make Izuku want to stick his head under the waves and just breathe in.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8068954 you and I might just be the best thing by Poteto 13k, AU, Bakugou/Kirishima,
Kirishima has the bad habit of falling in love with assholes - and then he meets Bakugou.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6713596 Fight club by xShieru 7k, Midoriya/Todoroki, frottage,
In his defense, Izuku would mention the fact that they are fifteen and that sparring with an extremely attractive male – it‘s just the adrenaline rush, really - is bound to result in this. Social media had taught him that much, at least.
It‘s just his rotten luck that his 'handsome sparring partner' happens to be his friend Todoroki Shouto. Which is entirely unfair and really bad for Izuku‘s poor rabbit-heart.
(alternatively: Midoriya fights his sexuality, his inferiority complex, his feelings, and his crush)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8269168 marketable by eggstasy 6k, Kirishima/Bakugou,
Jealous Inner Kirishima has a better vocabulary than Actual Life Kirishima, who just has to open his mouth to make stupid words fall out in the wrong order. Bakugou throws a laundered sweat towel at his face and says, “Quit leaving your shit downstairs,” and Kirishima answers him with, “Thanks for my towel washing it,” which leads to him sinking down in his chair and trying not to die.
People notice.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/4250985 Love Bites by Sleeves 1k, Kirishima/Bakugou, biting, sloppy makeouts,
Bakugou doesn't pay attention to stupid shit like the color of someone's eyes or the shape of their lips or the way they walk, but for whatever reason he has instant recall of Kirishima's infuriatingly bright smile and every spike of his shitty ridiculous hair and the way he flicks his eyes in Bakugou's direction when he knows Bakugou is looking and every other excruciating detail of his existence like they're burned into his skull.
It doesn't help that Kirishima has him up against a wall right now, shoving all those little details right up in Bakugou's face.
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Voltron: Legendary Defender
(i just ship them all, ok?)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7298179 bench press me by eggboi 1k, Keith/Lance,
“The hell are you doing?” Keith grumbles out, body mid-push up. There’s a snicker behind him, too close to his ears, though Keith can’t really understand what would be so amusing about this. Then again, he’s not really sure why Lance is lying on him while he’s doing push ups either. Other than to be, of course, annoying.
“Nothing.” Lance finally says. Keith hears the grin in his voice, which only proves to irritate him a little more. ‘Nothing’ his ass. “Continue with what you’re doing, Mr. ‘I’m-Too-Good-For-Socialization’.”
(Lance, as always, tries to annoy Keith by making his exercise harder. It doesn’t work. At all.)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7214380 Kiss Me If You Want Me by Barkour 3k, Keith/Lance, sex pollen, sex comedy,
Lance has an epiphany and Keith makes a confession. Also, they fuck.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7444777 kiss me (on the mouth) by ashinan 3k, Keith/Lance, frottage, hand jobs,
The training room was the only place Keith felt fully in control. Until Lance walked in. Then - well, everything tended to get a bit heated when they were together.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7352212 we'll make it, you and me by asexualrey 6k, Keith/Lance, injury,
"Keith, if we make it out of this alive, I'm going to kiss you."
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7387033 Stormchasing by sinelanguage 18k, Keith/Lance, adventure, forced proximity, injury,
This isn’t how Lance intended to spend his vacation, chasing after Keith’s premonitions. But here he is, and he’s one hundred percent blaming Keith for all the trouble they’re about to get into. Keith makes bad decision, Lance makes mistakes, and both of them are stuck together on a space pirate adventure neither of them asked for.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7381330 Your Grace Is Wasted by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions) 12k, gen, 5+1,
Five times that no one was thinking of Shiro as a dad.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7537744 Acceptable Behavior by eso (cazzy) 3k, Keith/Lance, frottage, biting,
Keith's chest heaves with the exertion of dueling a killer robot while simultaneously managing to open the air lock door in order to save his fellow paladin's life, and Lance thinks, Oh, fuck.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7332526 the whole town's sleeping by astrainclinant 17k, Shiro/Keith, slow burn, pining,
Of inevitability and stars.
Alternatively, how Keith and Shiro come together.
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http://archiveofourown.org/series/502696 After The Fire series by WineBoxConfessions 54k, Pidge/Shiro, alien marriage, trans character, memory loss, PTSD,
He refused to let anyone know about the heavy arm draped over his chest. The firm hand on his shoulder designed to send a message to anyone nearby. Pidge didn’t expect things to stay the same. People do strange and extraordinary things when they’re under extreme duress…He hadn’t expected to lose his best friend completely.
such a good
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7452358 the electric synthesized pop ballad of why keith can’t have nice things by kay_cricketed 10k, Keith/Lance, a/b/o elements,
Keith can't have nice things. That's it. That's the story.
(Or, in which Keith slowly learns that sometimes the best family is the one you make, Pidge has strong feelings about peanuts, Lance has a secret but would've spoken up sooner if he'd known it would break Keith's brain, Hunk is the actual best, and Shiro is just relieved he didn't have to give anyone the Talk.)
yes this is fantastic,. i love the take on the a/b/o trope.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7631584 what are you willing to do? by aknightley 3k, Lance/Keith, pwp, bareback,
They fuck in the Red Lion.
"This is such a bad idea," Lance says, running his hands down Keith's sides and jerking his shirt out of his pants.’
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7374097 What a Healing Pod Can't Repair by Remember_Me 36k, Keith/Lance, angst, h/c,
The compromised wormhole was ripping apart at the seams, sending everyone spiraling away in completely different directions. Lance could feel himself being pulled and bent in ways he was definitely not supposed to be. -- Stitching the team back together after everyone is separated is difficult, and for one Paladin rescue wouldn't be coming for a very long time.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7690066 pepsicola by stalemateBecks 10k, Keith/Lance, pining,
It starts like this: Lance looking up at the scoreboard only a few days into his Garrison training and muttering to himself, “What the hell kind of a name is Keith?”
-- Or, Keith and Lance fall in love. Eventually.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7777147 blow me up by zxrysky 4k, Keiith/Lance, power bottom!Keith,
Keith has no idea how this starts, whatever this is. All he knows is that Lance is hot, objectively, incredibly attractive with slim hips and tan skin and legs that go on forever, and yeah, Keith is attracted to that. Lance, for all his smart talk and irrational flirting with every girl he sees, is something that, weirdly enough, makes Keith like him.
Maybe it’s how unattainable he seems. Maybe it’s how fucking straight he seems, but after every mission he gives Keith this look, running his eyes up and down Keith’s body and giving him a tired, happy smile that makes Keith’s abdomen flip up and over inside.
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Keith has a thing for Lance. He acts on it.
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http://archiveofourown.org/series/520738 Make me come (again) series by MatrixCube 13k, Hunk/Lance, pwp, slight d/s, voyeurism, breath play, strength kink, rough sex,
At the Garrison, Lance hooks up with people and enjoys life - if it weren't for a certain 'problem'. One night, he confesses to his roomie Hunk that he can't come from simply having sex with someone; he needs a bit more than that.
Good for him that Hunk is willing to help him out.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7739998 Take It from Me by onestrangenovelist 9k, Keith/Lance, kissing,
“Well,” Keith says. “Are you going to kiss me back, or are you just that awful at kissing?”
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7579015 No Phone Service in Space by lemoninagin 6k, Keith/Lance, UST, awkward boners, accidental bondage, forced proximity,
“Oh man, you’re actually kinda sexy when you’re being all cocky, oh no. What have you done to me?” Lance lamented, turning his head to the sky and doing a cross motion, hand skipping from his forehead, down to his chest, then across each shoulder in silent, dramatic prayer.
Keith couldn’t believe it. He almost threw Lance in the weird river nearby. “What have I done to you? Are you fucking kidding--”
Lance clapped a hand on each of Keith’s shoulders, his face set into rigid determination. “Keith, real talk. Can I kiss you?”
my absolute favourite trope is awkward boners ok? especially combined with forced proximity,it’s the actual best fucking fight me
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7452727 like the north star itself by raewrites 2k, Hunk/Lance, pwp,
“You got plans, big guy?” Lance asks, grinning crookedly as he lifts his legs and hooks them around Hunk’s back, pulling him forward. Hunk stifles a laugh, opting to comment on the sharp boniness of Lance’s ankles instead, earning a half-hearted kick and a declaration to fight in return. “I’d win in a fight against you.” Hunk says, leaning over Lance to press the words against the flushed skin and fluttery pulse of the other’s neck, “I’d toss you over my shoulder like a sack of spare parts.”
Lance makes a low noise in the back of his throat like he wouldn’t particularly mind this.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7553101 A Regular Thing by cattchi 2k, Hunk/Lance, kissing,
Lance has never been kissed and Hunk is a really, really, REALLY good friend
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7762459 Ocean Frogs by surveycorpsjean 5k, Shiro/Shiro, smut, hella filthy,
He's boiling.
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http://archiveofourown.org/series/522925 Real Lions AU series by Titans_R_Us ~8k, gen, fluff, lions,
“Should I be closing my eyes? I feel like this is something I should be closing my eyes to.” Pidge says.
yesssss, this pleases me. so much <3
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7558720 You Smell Like Trash by BoxWineConfessions 29k, Canon-AU, Keith/Pidge, slow burn,
“Garrison,” Keith hisses he turns his head in every direction trying to identify something, but can’t. “You’re a lot of trouble you know that.” He takes his knife from his belt and holds it in one hand. “Just follow my lead. You were kidnapped. You know, vulnerable smart shrimp.”
She feels the knife at her throat. Yeah. Like that explains it.
Or: Pidge meets a badly dressed smelly guy out in the desert. When he's not trying to get her killed, they actually make an okay team.
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http://archiveofourown.org/series/500086 Ventures in Viridian series by The Qing ~35k, Lance/Pidge, slow burn, bickering, pranks,
On the hunt for their lost comrades, Pidge and Lance trade barbs, boasts, and battle scars in the boundless void.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7499001 Shadows of Our Dreams by KUG 10k, gen, h/c, fluff, cuddles, bed sharing,
-There comes a time and place where you don’t stand so tall-
The Paladins of Voltron have been reunited and are now resting and trying to heal, but nightmares tend to stick around longer than physical injuries. Time for a good ol' fashioned sleepover with the team.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7748638 bruises by Chaosandthecalm 3k, Keith/Lance, love/hate,
"Show me how much you hate me.”
Keith wants to know what Lance's problem is. The answer might surprise him.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7502169 My Youth Is Yours by MilkTeaMiku 29k, Keith/Lance, fluff, kid fic, de-aging,
An unforseen blast in the middle of a battle de-ages Lance into a child for a week.
Keith does not understand babies.
too cute
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7843912 Shiro is a Smitten Kitten by memoriesofrain 921 words, Shiro/Lance, pining,
He didn't know how it happened, but Shiro found himself faced with an inevitable truth: he was head over heels for Lance.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7844677 Let The Water Lead Us Home by LynnLarsh 12k, Keith/Lance,
He’d just wanted a glimpse. It was stupid and childish and selfish, but he’d just wanted one more look out on the ocean, one more peek in the window of his family home, just in case they never made it back to Earth. Just in case he never got another chance.
But this wasn’t the Holo-Deck from Star Trek. And this broken simulator tube wasn’t going to be able to do any of that for him, now was it?
A.K.A - Lance finds himself stuck in a simulation and Keith is determined to get him out.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7890214 The Game is up by WHUMPBBY 2k, Nyma/Lance, dub-con/non-con, bondage, alien sex,
There was this prompt on Voltron kinkmeme about Nyma fucking Lance once he's tied to a tree that caught my fancy. This is what we're getting here, folks;] *********
He stepped to her first, with a curious tilt to his mouth that she suspected was supposed to look flirtatious. She hooked him in with just a look and a spark of interest, encouraging his silly antics with a smile and a nod. It was supposed to be a quick con, but she genuinely liked the boy from the first look - he seemed young, inexperienced and gagging for it.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7738513 Trembling Lips by nonna 17k, gen, 5+1, angst, whump,
Lance is an emotional person who cries easily (and does the trembly-lip thing a lot) but tries to stay strong in front of the team.
OR
Five times Lance stopped himself from crying in front of his teammates, and the one time he couldn't hold it back.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7883014 thread our way through a string of stars by steelthighsvoideyes 22k, AU, Keith/Lance,
Lance is a humble astrophysics student trying to conduct research, which turns out to be a bit difficult to do when he finds a strange guy sitting in his customary research spot. A strange guy looking for aliens, no less.
Lance isn't going to stand for this.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7835008 Standing in the Eye of the Storm by erisgregory 1k, Keith/Lance, pwp, angry sex, frottage,
shameless pwp set in the training room after a fight.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7834108 i'd get lost in space with you by TimmyJaybird 30k, Keith/Shiro, trans character, dysphoria, pre-series, pining, angst,
Keith never expected to fall so hard for someone as he did Shiro. He never expected to find support in someone they way he did in Shiro.
He never expected to lose someone like he lost Shiro.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7939960 A Romantic Guy by MatrixCube 3k, Hunk/Keith, pwp, bruises, biting, intercrural,
“You like that?”
Keith nods eagerly, looking down on Hunk’s hands wandering to the inside of his legs. The skin is more tender there, more sensitive, and wow, Hunk’s complexion is a nice contrast to his own skin—
I want him to grab me so hard that it’ll leave bruises. The sudden thought goes straight to his cock. He really, really wants that. “More,” he breathes, and can see Hunk smiling at him.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7918087 Another Love Of Mine by maxsaystowrite 13k, Alfor/Coran, pre-series,
They were King and Advisor. They were Paladins. They were friends. Coran always knew he would be loyal to his king, he never thought he would fall in love with him, raise his daughter, be the last of his subjects. Loyalty and promises never fade. And love strikes more than once for some.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7344679 Boom Crash the Sound of My Ship by maychorian 40k, gen, action, h/c, sick!fic, PTSD, cuddling, (bed sharing, bonding)
After a Galra attack splits Voltron, the blue lion is damaged and falls toward the jungle planet below. Shiro follows, and now he and Lance are stranded in hostile territory, fighting to survive. Lance is injured, Shiro is having flashbacks, and help is far away. And the Galra just...keep coming.
A fantastic read. The entire series, called Boom Crash, is magnificent. It handles trauma and the after effects, and how to deal with it in a very skilled manner. I love the interactions between the paladins, the bond between them and the one between Lance and blue is a delight to read. Also, as a bonus, Coran great role in this.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7851415 Dirty by Rambutans 5k, Keith/Lance, domestic nudity, fluff,
Keith is a nasty dirty boy and Lance decides its his responsibility to clean him up.
(This is a gross domestic fluff fic about Keith's poor hygiene skills don't let the description fool you.)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7892755 sedated by Chaosandthecalm 3k, Keith/Lance, pwp, rimming, sex buddies,
Sometimes Lance needs some help falling asleep.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7984711 adrenaline by Chaosandthecalm 2k, Keith/Lance, pwp, first time,
Sometimes Keith just needs Lance.
the continuation of sedated, recced above
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7975522 Isn't There a White Knight by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions) 7k, gen,
Kink Meme FIll: "In the first episode, Lance says that Shiro is his hero. But Shiro is still just a guy in his mid twenties, and we've seen him join in on silly stuff ("Blam blam blam!").
So what I want is five times Lance sees Shiro do dorky, ridiculous things, and one time he realizes he'd still follow this dork to Hell and back."
C'mon, as if I could pass that up.
it’s important to me that Shiro gets to be a dorky twenty something and not just the responsible adult. also, i kept the tab open on my phone for about a week and whenever i saw the title i got that damn song stuck in my head.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7898674 Three Is Not A Crowd by HK44 8k, Hunk/Lance/Pidge, threesome, polyamory,
He felt his face heat up, pressed his hand to the back of his head and gazed studiously at the wall. “Do you, Pidge, want to. Bang. With me. And- and Hunk.”
Her eyes flickered and she gazed studiously at the ground. “Um, sure. Sounds good.”
Whoever said three was a crowd, was a fucking idiot.
Edit: There is now a third part which also features Keith \o/
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7971835 breathless by zxrysky 6k, AU, Keith/Lance, mermaids,
"You shouldn't go out to the sea at night," their grandmother says. She's in a rocking chair, old and creaky, her withered body settled with a shawl around her shoulders, wrinkled fingers gripping the edges of the arm rest. "Don't risk it."
"Risk what?" Shiro asks, eyes wide. He's fourteen, just a young boy, on the cusp of maturity, arms wrapped around his younger brother as they sit before their grandmother.
His grandmother pauses for a while. "There is danger in the sea."
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7559206 A Song of Me Song in Need by vagrantBreath 9k, Lance/Shiro, depression, torture,
Everything is okay. Got it? Lance is fine. Everything is fine. No one needs to worry about him.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7480611 Releasing Control by batbooty 1k, Lance/Shiro, fantasising, masturbation,
Spicy bara titties thinking about your favorite blue paladin, at night (AT NIGHT).
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7888423 Massage by Minter_W 3k, Lance/Shiro, massage, fluff,
Lance is so stressed out that it's causing his back to hurt; a lot. After Lance misses a training session, Shiro comes to check up on him. He ends up giving Lance a massage.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7938886 your hands in the holes of my sweater by ladyfnick 7k, Shiro/Keith/Lance, 5+1, polyamory, cuddling, bed sharing,
So it turns out that space is hella cold, so it's only natural that Lance ends up platonically cuddling with the other paladins. Well mostly platonically. Lance blames space for the mostly part.
(idk why but i really love that title??)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7924666 Intergalactic Space Lothario by NeedMoreCyanInk 4k, Keith/Lance, kissing, wrestling,
“What the hell are you doing?” “I panicked.” Keith sighs deeply. He feels funny all over, all jumbled up and lightheaded. His face is so hot. “For once can you not think with your damn libido?”
Cabin fever is driving everyone nuts. Keith and Lance wrestle.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7957831 i can't help but want by aknightley 16k, Keith/Lance, slow burn,
Lance deals with the aftermath of being sucked into a black hole and stranded on an alien planet.
When Lance wakes up, all he can see is blue.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7978024 For Science by kali_asleep 13k, Shiro/Pidge, slow burn,
It didn't take five years of hurtling through space with a ragtag group of galactic defenders for Shiro to figure out which fires to put out, and which fires to ignore.
But when Pidge and Hunk's zany experiments - "for science" - start hitting close to home, Shiro starts to wonder if maybe there are some fires that are better left to burn.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7906597 A Shove Towards Love by General_Button 30k, Keith/Lance, alien rituals, soul mates, minor forced proximity,
A simple rescue mission turns into chaos when the species on the planet Novaria take an interest in the lives of two of its paladins.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7520926 Let me be your Fairy God Bro, Cinderella by RebornFromSeas 807 words, gen, fluff, trans character,
Lance is left with more questions than answers after Pidge's announcement, and wants to make sure she's okay.
supportive!Lance is my favourite
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7813126 Nightmares by Trashness 14k, Keith/Lance, fluff, bed sharing,
Lance's nightmares are getting out of control. It's effecting his and the team's performance, but he's at a loss for how to fix this.
Apparently sleeping next to a warm body helps.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7406107 Short Hair by ElfGrove 6k, Shiro/Pidge, pining, PTSD, fluff,
Just some quick, self-indulgent fluff themed around the changing hairdos of the two characters.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7801666 gabriel done came to me (and kissed me in my sleep) by ilgaksu 1k, Keith/Lance, backstory, Texan!Keith,
“Dude,” Lance says, almost reverent if it wasn’t for the glee in his eyes, “How are you even real?”
this is beautifully written.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7794772 We Don't Fear Those Sleepless by NightsGears 13k, gen, implied relationships, PTSD, fluff, h/c, bed sharing,
It’s difficult to tell how long after, especially when there’s no clock and the only others who could really tell what time it is don’t use the same system, but days, cycles, hours, ticks, or whatever later, the dynamics between the paladins shift from communal to familial.
Or, the team has sleepovers and work through their issues together as a family.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7811833 Last One Home by nawsies 6k, Lance-centric, minor keith/lance, isolation,
After being flung through space Lance ends up alone at the far reaches of the galaxy waiting for a pick-up. It'll be a long time coming, but hey, at least the atmosphere wasn't 10% heroin.
"Sometimes Lance would sleep in Blue, her quiet whirring similar enough to the sound of the castle he could lie to himself, say he was back on board the ship and he’d wake up to Hunk’s cooking and Pidge’s latest invention...Lance enjoyed people, he enjoyed making other people happy and his own company was never as good as another person’s laugh at his joke, or even at his expense. The Paladins were the best people he’d ever met, family excluded, and he missed them more than he cared to admit. He’d been away from Earth for a long time now but it was only since landing on this planet that he really felt like he was away from home."
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7465554 Deprivation Clarity by milky (milky_teacup) 6k, Lance/Shiro, rough sex, wall sex,
When Shiro's Galra prosthetic malfunctions, it takes patience and good leadership skills to wait out for assistance.
holy hell
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7617793 Just Static by Jessadilla (wobblyarms) 84k, Keith/Lance, slow burn, h/c, pining, injury,
--Static---- -iro, Hunk, Kei---, nybody? I’m---- -static-- --I’m sorry guys. This is all my-- --static--cc-- ---I found my coordinates. They’re-- -stttcc- -guys. I hear something--- --scccc- -end transmission-
Alone on a hostile planet, transmissions aren't getting through. How did it come to this?
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7727824 Feel the Bonds by amycoolz, SylviaW1991 53k, Keith/Lance, smut,
Being a paladin of Voltron is honestly the coolest thing that ever could've happened to Lance, but the people who should know probably never will. What could his family possibly think of him being gone for so long? But he can't think about them. He can't. He has to defend the universe and apologize to Keith for being a dick to him. Again. And, holy crow, is Keith checking him out? Please?
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8031721 like honey by manamune 4k, Keith/Lance, dom/sub,
Keith wants to lose control.
Lance has always liked helping people.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7991536 got got got it bad by kairiolette 10k, Keith/Lance, pining, 5+1,
"He leans in to hook his arm around Keith’s shoulders in full. It’s right in Keith ear, when he speaks. “I have a crush on someone new, like, every week.”
“No—it's not someone.” Keith brings his head up, and it feels as heavy on his neck as if it were his center of gravity, and he meets Lance’s eyes with his own. Keith doesn’t mean to communicate something through their silence, he just kind of gets caught up in staring at Lance’s face, which tends to happen lately. Sharp features, cheekbones and chin. Impossible eyes and a loud mouth as expressive as his eyebrows. But Lance seems to come to some understanding on his own. He sits back in a rare, rare moment of speechlessness, that mouth of his slightly pursed and twitching in its search for words in what can only be, though Keith doesn’t know much about body language, immense confusion on the brink of realization."
Or: Keith acknowledges his feelings for Lance and promptly goes through the five stages of grief.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7991188 The Love of a Hero by quartetship 3k, Shiro/Lance, fluff,
That guy's my hero.
Lance had always idolized Shiro, but never had he dared to believe they would grow to be as close as they had become...
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7644025 Being an Idiot (the story of Lance) by Holle_wood 11k, Hunk/Keith/Pidge/Shiro/Lance, polydins, langst,
He’ll fake it till he makes it.
Lance is the dumb one (just not dumb enough).
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8073454 Eyeliner 101 by TinyShinyUnique 4k, Shiro/Pidge, fluff,
Pidge is still struggling to get the feminine parts of her personality right. She has Allura for compassion, she has Lance for tips, but when it truly counts, her go-to-person is Shiro. Her little crush on him sometimes gets in the way though.
Or: Shiro teaches Pidge how to apply eyeliner.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8100694 blame it on the space booze by bishounen_curious 13k, Keith/Lance, aphrodisiacs, smut,
Lance was too much of an ass, Keith far too impulsive, and Shiro just wanted to have a good time. And, well, why exactly would they drink all that space booze when they had no idea what it actually was?
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8109046 That's Rough Buddy by JoyouslyNeonLeon 2k, Lance/Shiro,
“Oh uh…okay...” Lance says, “what's his problem?” Pidge shrugs, grinning from ear to ear, “no idea man.” ------ In which Shiro has a crush, Lance is (mostly) oblivious, Pidge is planning something, Keith and Hunk are buds and I get my much desired beach fic.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7879444 Good Boys by Jennypen 18k, AU, Keith/Lance/Shiro, Lance/Shiro, voyeurism, exhibitionism, porn,
Keith searches the wrong thing on pornhub and gets a whole lot more than what he bargained for.
This is so good you guys *cries a bit* Was reading this while commuting to school and had to quit at a vital point and then i spent the entire lesson thinking about what would happen next. i didn’t absorb a word the teacher said.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7569946 ghost of a king by ashinan 27k, Keith/Lance, h/c, injury,
During a routine recon mission turned ambush, Lance and Blue must take drastic measures to ensure their survival. The aftermath leaves Lance lost and dreaming, and the team helpless to the possibility that, without a guide, he won't make it back.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8130655 need to believe you could hold me down by pageleaf 2k, Allura/Shiro, strength kink, slight dom/sub,
"Oh," Allura says sheepishly. "Oh no, that was just me."
Shiro's eyes widen. "It...wasn't the shapeshifting?"
"No," Allura says. "Just my normal level of strength."
"Oh," Shiro says blankly. "Oh. Okay."
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8144162 Tidal by noero 1k, Keith/Lance, bed sharing,
Although Keith may not consider himself a theorist, he figures the impulse that fuels his own inertia is the only force that can stop Lance’s aimless velocity. They just fit. Far be it from him question the laws of nature.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7679188 Under His Care by BoxWineConfessions 52k, AU, Shiro/Keith, slow burn, injury,
Keith is living his childhood dream of co-owning the city's most famous motorcycle customization and repair shop. He spends a lot of time with Lance, Hunk, and his best girl Peaches (A 1972 Yamaha DS7). Life is pretty decent, even when he makes the mistake of answering the phone and Lance's mom is on the line chiding him about something he's pretty sure Lance is responsible for anyway.
Until the accident.
Apparently having a stupidly hot physical therapist is a pretty good pain killer.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8118802 Foundations by needchocolatenow 13k, AU, Keith/Lance,
When Keith met Lance, it was over a briny sea.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8166058 Garden of Beginnings by needchocolatenow 5k, Keith/Lance, fluff,
Hunk gets a criminal record, Pidge might have blackmail on Keith, and Shiro's wondering what happened to his shirt.
Keith and Lance fall into each other's orbit and keeps falling.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8157218 An Idiots Guide to Interpersonal Relationships.by Wishunew 5k, Lance/Shiro, pre-slash,
Life is complicated, no one ever makes all the right choices for all the good reasons. Lance usually just gets by on luck. He's running out.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8224040 This Moment Alone by GlitchTheRoboticShadow 1k, AU, Keith/Lance, kissing,
Lance wants to practice kissing with Keith. And Keith thinks that's utterly ridiculous. But what's even more ridiculous? He actually does it.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8137538 They Can Never Know by excadet, grosspaladin 6k, Hunk/Lance/Keith, masturbation, fantasizing, pining, guilt
They're in love.
All three of them in love with one another. None of them can know, they can't ruin their friendship so now it's their own dirty secret. What better way than to take it out by dirtying your sheets and fantasizing about the boys you can never have?
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7966024 Old Sick Boys by leporicide 15k, AU, Hunk/Lance, violence,
Hunk has a violence in him that comes out in the ring. He's barely contained, body vibrating with unused energy. There's nothing more amazing than winning, than fractured jaws and broken noses, split lips and bruised eyes.
That is, until Lance.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8142797 equations for a falling body by csoru 25k, Keith/Lance, non-consensual drug use, dub-con,
“So, good news,” says Lance, voice a little strangled. “I seriously doubt that’s a killer neurotoxin. Or knockout gas.”
Keith, Lance, an alien drug and an enclosed space, and what happens after.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7870165 Like Devo by surveycorpsjean 8k, AU, Keith/Lance, blood, bruises, injury, public sex,
As rival jammers, they're rough, skating around the rink, giving bruises, bloody noses, broken ribs and snapped fingers-
But when the cops show up, Keith grabs his hand and yanks Lance into the storm drain.
And thats how they start dating.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8272118 All In by cheshireree 7k, Keith/Lance, 5+1,
As far as Lance's teenage heart was concerned, apparently everything started and ended with him cradled in Keith's arms. Or something equally as embarrassing that Lance didn't really want to think about.
or, 5 times Keith carries Lance and one time Lance carries Keith.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8279633 own little, pack light by lein 12k, Keith/Lance, trans character,
His name sounds nicer now, echoed in the metal walls of the castle, warmer and more natural, like it isn’t a cruel joke he’s force-feeding the world. Keith likes it more, sounds it out in his bedroom, wraps his mouth around it like it’s important.
He’s Keith, the red paladin, a defender of the universe. Shiro’s beside him and so is Lance. So are Pidge and Hunk, Allura and Coran. This, he thinks, toes curling in his boots, this is a family.
This is more of a family than he’s ever really had.
He likes it.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8341663 Damsel in Distress by birdzilla 6k, gen, humour,
Somehow Lance always finds himself in trouble. Fortunately, his friends are always there to get him out of it.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8296028 Monster Lead Me Home by ColorWheel 7k, Hunk/Pidge,
Pidge feels exhausted trying to fathom out the excuses anyone would have for acting like that. “I don’t want to hash out all of the reasons he’s not in love with me, today. It’s my birthday, let me have at least twenty four more hours to pretend that everything’s alright? I’m even going to let Allura do my hair today.” She flips her ponytail around haphazardly and even Keith can’t deny her that.
Pidge turns twenty one on a Tuesday, but she decides she won’t sort out this heavy weight in her life until Wednesday.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8302577 Like Forgetting The Words by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions) 12k, gen, Shiro-centric, PTSD, 5+1,
5 times Shiro forgot about his metal arm, and one time he was comfortable remembering.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7841764 call me, beep me by safra 85k, AU, Keith/Lance, fluff, waff, horrible pet naming habits,
(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose? (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake? (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it? (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy... (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What (00:46) The (00:46) Fuck??? (00:47) Oh good, you are awake!
where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there
One of the few fics that ever managed to make ME feel nervous and giddy about them meeting. Can easily be read without prior knowledge of the series.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8319058 Earthbound by GemmaRose 6k, polydins, OT5, mental link, emotional h/c, cuddling, galra!keith,
Returned to Earth after several years in space, the Paladins must deal with the shock of being separated from their Lions.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8328523 A Ladder Most Handsome by wynnebat 757 words, Shiro/Pidge, pining, ust,
The trend of Pidge climbing Shiro like a tree continues, but not quite in the way Pidge would like.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8140553 never saw you coming by dimpleforyourthoughts 47k, Keith/Lance, slow burn, pining, h/c, africa by toto,
Three months in space on his own would have been fine. Three months in space with Lance McClain is a whole other fucking story.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8417293 what i have is right here by epiproctan 6k, Keith/Lance/Shiro, polyamory, getting together,
ometimes it makes him think of their Garrison days. When Keith was a distant white-hot shooting star he chased because he didn’t know what else to do with him. When Shiro was something even farther, something brighter, the center of a galaxy that he never even hoped to enter. But all masses have gravitational pull. Everything in the universe attracts everything else.
Lance is grateful that theirs was strong enough to tug each other in.
or, a treatise on waiting
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http://archiveofourown.org/series/575692 punctum series by sublimation 6k, Shiro/Allura, praise kink, soft dom!allura,
“You like that?” she couldn’t resist asking with a smile.
“Yes, Princess,” he answered without hesitation, with the same urgency as when she asked him tactical questions in the command room.
(Allura asks Shiro for a sparring lesson she didn't need)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8413471 Into the Skid by proleptic_fancy 23k, Keith/Pidge+Shiro, h/c, unresolved ot3 feelings,
Stranded in dead space while the Castle undergoes repairs, everyone is starting to go a little stir crazy. A training accident drives a wedge between Shiro and the rest of the team, and things get complicated fast when Keith tries to bridge the gap.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8413474 The Finest Flower by mbaline 4k, Shiro, tentacles,
After a bad crash leaves his Lion badly damaged and his supplies depleted, Shiro is forced to venture out into the thick jungle of this dark, quiet world in search of water.
He soon discovers that looks can be deceiving: this alien planet isn't quite as uninhabited as he first thought.
the most consensual tentacle porn i’ve ever read, even if it’s still pretty dubious.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7425328 your claws in me by burlesquecomposer 49k, Keith/Lance, mind control, h/c, angst, happy ending,
“Oh trust me. When I’m done with you, I won’t be able to stop laughing,” Lance says lowly, and his lips curl farther, and there’s something wild in his stare, and it hits Keith suddenly.
This isn’t Lance.”
Lance falls under the control of Zarkon's Druids, and although his friends manage to get him back, nothing is quite the same. Maybe the Galra succeeded after all. Maybe the Galra merely wanted to tear Team Voltron apart from the inside.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8373805 Your Love Has Shown Me Proof by freshia 13k, Keith/Lance, kid fic, future reationship, fluff,
“This situation is a bit more complicated than we initially realized.”
Lance raises an eyebrow, but Pidge is the one to question that. “Define complicated.”
Allura takes no more time beating around the bush, “Well, I received a transmission. Keith and Lance--from the future, that is--would like to have their daughter back."
or: Lance and Keith deal with a walking spoiler, in the form of a little girl who just wants to get back to her own home.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8391862 Give Them Shelter by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions) 3k, gen, fluff, team feels,
Have some freakin' gen fluff, you goddamn animals.
In response to Day 15 of legendarydesvender's Inktober.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8387245 the currents you create by theoddoodisnude 18k, Keith/Lance, h/c, seasonal affective disorder,
Some days, he woke up even more tired than he’d been when he’d gone to sleep, and willing his body to go through the motions was just—tough. Like wading through thigh-high water or running on soft sand that gave under the soles of his feet.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8400094 Voyager, there are no bridges (one builds them as one walks) by dawnstruck 4k, AU, Shiro/Keith, prince!keith, galra!keith, dark!Shiro, rough sex, humiliation,
He wants to fight this human. He wants to fuck him. No, he reconsiders, his thoughts oddly distanced from his physical being. He wants to be fucked, to be held down and taken.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8300251 Routine Maintenance by VelkynKarma 50k, gen, Shiro-centric, PTSD, injury, mild gore, 5+1,
Being an amputee with a prosthetic limb is difficult enough. Having a solid metal alien prosthetic forced on you by another species entirely is even worse.
OR:
Five times Shiro’s Galra arm caused him trouble in some way and another member of the team helped him out with it, and the one time the same arm is the only reason any of them survive.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7454385 Dirty Laundry by Gibslythe 85k, AU, Keith/Lance, slow burn, fake dating, homo/biphobia, pining,
"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?” Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? “Alright, it’s a deal.”
Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7780750 This love won't ever be convenient by Lynn1998 78k, AU, Keith/Lance, high-school, trans character, slow burn, trans/homophobia, angst, fluff,
*Complicated by Avril Lavigne plays in the distance*
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8539195 a truth so loud you can't ignore by KaijuDork 9k, Lance/Shiro, pining, ptsd, fluff,
Lance decides to start leaving anonymous notes for Shiro to cheer him up, and can't quite stop himself from expressing his age-old crush through them. He doesn't plan on actually confessing to the other paladin, though, because there's no way it could be mutual.
Besides, he never gets caught leaving them, so Shiro won't know that they're from him... right?
this is so damn cute i had to put my phone down in the middle of the paragraph in some scenes.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8481565 Out of the Cold by birdzilla 4k, gen, injury, hypothermia, sharing body heat,
When Hunk and Shiro crash-land on a wintery planet, it's up to Hunk to keep Shiro alive and warm.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8465545 all we have to do aknightley 19k, Keith/Lance, pining, h/c,
Keith gets hurt during a mission, and Lance is not sure how to handle that.
“Lance wakes up on the floor outside of the medical bay, jerking wildly, body a mess of aches and twinges.”
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8460238 I Have and I Always Will by HomebodyNobody 3k, Keith/Lance,
Keith can't sleep and goes a-wandering. Right into the living room. Where Lance is. With his guitar.
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http://archiveofourown.org/series/549544 Connections series by Washipuppy ~36k, wip, team, self confidence issues, h/c, cuddling,
The mind is a tenacious thing. Once it grabs hold of a thought, a memory, or a problem, it can be hard to convince it to let go. Pidge has her drive to find her family, though right now she has these communication codes that could help her do that. Shiro has his past, though right now he has his a lion asking him for help and teammates who won't tell him what's going on in their heads. Lance has his doubts. And Keith... Well, he's convinced that Hunk is some kind of Sex God who has slept with both Shiro and Lance.
Now, how to prove that?
Meanwhile, Hunk is just doing his best to look out for everyone. It's like herding cats.
Hunk is great. I love Hunk.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8197430 Broken Cage by AshaCrone 35k, Thance/Shiro, a/b/o, body dysphoria, pregnancy, injury, suicidal thought, dub-con,
Many things were lost to Shiro in the year he was a Galra captive. He escaped with a metal arm, a memory full of holes, and his body changed into an Omega that had recently given birth. All he can recall is someone there with him, holding each other's sanity together with their bare hands. He wants to remember... but he's afraid of what he might find.
Thace had never expected to meet the Champion. He had never expected to find something to care about after being cast out of the military. Together, they struggle to deal with being pawns in a bigger game.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8467450 Carrying the Team by maychorian 5k, gen, h/c, fluff,
Everyone needs a piggyback ride sometimes. Hunk is (almost) always happy to provide.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8371768 Gifts of Rain by needchocolatenow 6k, AU, Lance/Shiro, human and animal sacrifice, gods, smut,
Lance is the human sacrifice to Shiro, the wind god.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8505238 supermassive black hole by epiproctan 7k, Keith/Lance, friends with benefits, pining,
“Keith has always known that he wasn’t going to get what he truly wants out of the arrangement, but he also hadn’t ever imagined that it would just…end.”
aka that classic fic where lance wants to stop hooking up but keith wants something else entirely
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8515021 "Platonic" Antagonism, or, the Unfortunate Versatility of the English Language by obstinateRixatrix 6k, Keith/Lance,
“Maybe you guys got off on the wrong foot, but there’s really no point in pretending you don’t like Lance.” “That’s not it, I’m not pretending I don’t.” Sure, Keith’s not the easiest person to read, but he didn't think he was this bad. At least he caught wind of this frustrating miscommunication before it got any worse. Hunk really did have terrible taste in friends. “Of course I like Lance.”
His admission is punctuated by an almighty clatter as Lance, standing at the door, drops the box of metal he’s holding. “I knew it!” He yells, before anyone can say a word. “I knew you had a crush on me!” “What,” Keith says, out of lack of any coherent alternative. “My space-junk,” Hunk says, looking despairingly at the pile of odds and ends now scattered across the floor.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8520619 uh huh, honey by Reminscees 7k, AU, Keith/Lance, friends with benefits, pining,
Keith knows he’s doomed the moment Lance rests his arm on the wall behind him, leans a little closer and asks what such a pretty face is doing in a place like this: a fraternity house neither of them even go to. Keith stares up into pretty blue eyes and a bright smile that promises a whole world of fun and tells him, “Waiting for you to get me a drink.”
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8546818 The Passenger by keir 7k, AU, Lance/Shiro,
Shiro is rolling on another long haul, only a couple days left till he reaches the drop-off point. His semi purrs along the winding highways under the hot Texan sun with nothing but fields as far as the eye can see.
He does a double take when he sees someone walking on the side of the road, almost unable to believe that a person is hiking along the shoulder of the highway out in the middle of nowhere. His good conscience makes him pull over, the semi rolling to a rumbling halt fifteen feet or so behind the stranger.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8449300 Triple Entendre by QuillFeathers 4k, Keith/Lance, fluff,
Keith knows the phrase. But the meaning of a string of words is more than just the paper definition.
Alternatively: Three situations Lance tells Keith "let's dance".
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8589091 You Can Hear it in the Silence by Luddleston 4k, Lance/Shiro, h/c, panic attack, first time, cuddling,
“Lance had never seen Shiro like this. Half-curled in on himself, hand tight in the fabric of his shirt, breath coming in harsh, unwieldy gasps, eyes unfocused. Scared. He was practically hiding on a corner of his bed, refusing to look at Lance, and that. That was not reassuring at all.”
Shiro has a panic attack, Lance has no idea what to do, but things seem a little better in the morning.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7607410 The Coxcomb by surveycorpsjean 68k,AU, Shiro/Keith/Lance, strippers, polyamory, threesome, fluff
Lance takes the job for the money.
Love is apparently a package deal.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8559784 I Need a Hero by Jennypen 2k, canon-AU, Lance/Shiro, age swap, role reversal, pining,
Garrison freshman Shiro has it bad for senior Lance.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7892101 The Expiation Expedition by IntelligentAirhead, obstinateRixatrix 40k, Keith/Lance, fake relationship,
Lance is well aware that miscommunications can result in horrific, preferably avoidable mishaps, which is why he tries to circumvent them whenever possible.
It just figures that the state of an entire planet's fragile political climate rests on him running straight into one.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8626207 nothing's quite as sweet by dimpleforyourthoughts, thebrotherswinchester 50k, AU, Keith/Lance, pining, slow burn,
Keith is a barista who hates his job. Lance works at the cat shelter across the street.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8609821 Twitterpated by warschach 23k, AU, Keith/Lance/Shiro, domestic, polyamory, threesome, pining,
Keith had a problem.
All right, fine; it was more of a dilemma.
He liked his roommates, like A LOT, but here was the issue they're in a relationship with other each.
Shit.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8620729 So Beautiful, Yet So Unaware by SouthernBird 2k, Lance/Shiro, pining, fluff,
In which Shiro is a pining sap and picks flowers on an alien planet.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8581786 you had me at merlot by DJalien 17k, AU, Keith/Lance, alcohol,
“Oh my God,” Lance says as he covers his face. Keith’s tinny voice blares from his laptop speakers: “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.” See, this joke might have been funny if someone charismatic and charming had said it, but Keith’s flat voice and even flatter expression effectively kidnaps, tortures, and then decapitates any chance of it being remotely humorous.
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Keith accidentally starts a YouTube channel. Lance, of course, refuses to be left out. It goes about as well as you'd expect. (Ft. copious amounts of wine and a truly shameless number of references to MyDrunkKitchen, DailyGrace, and general pop culture)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8678704 Guillotine by quartetship 3k, Keith/Lance,
Whatever they are, they're frightening, but he likes them all the same.
Keith figures out his feelings and lets Lance know, little by little.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8465548 Smoke Signals by tango1_1 50k, Lance/Shiro, slow burn, pining, PTSD, adventure,
When they say that life flashes before your eyes when you die, they’re lying.
Lance and Shiro get lost. And then, perhaps, they get found?
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7940305 We'll Make It I Swear by Shipperbitch 31k, Keith/Lance, slow burn, gore, amputation, panic attacks, pining,
Lance loses his leg during a mission and it takes a toll on the team, especially Keith. Except Keith begins to develop feelings for Lance during his time alone thinking. And when Lance is healed up, he too has some emotional issues that surface. Eventually they work it out, despite the harsh ups and downs.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8693962 Expecting the Unexpected by Anonymous 6k, Pidge-centric, oviposition, egg laying, pregnancy, giving birth,
Team Voltron come across a peaceful, non-humanoid alien. Sadly, it's dying, and it has one last wish: it wants to lay its eggs in someone's uterus so its unborn children won't die with it. That's how they always reproduce, by laying their fertilized eggs in a willing host. Pidge agrees to go through with it.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8384884 Crossing Lines by Methoxyethane 12k, Keith/Lance, a/b/o, omega!keith, beta!lance, UST, slowburn,
Okay so in retrospect, sitting outside of Keith’s door while he was in heat was not Lance’s best and brightest idea ever. But Shiro was the damned alpha round here and if HE refused to do anything when Keith was suffering so much… Well Lance just couldn’t leave him alone. It wouldn't have been right.
hooooly fuck this is right up my alley and i am a dumpster. UST perfection.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8262017 Magic Me Some Love by KaSaPe 143k, AU, Keith/Lance, galra!keith, panic attacks, violence,
When Shiro's arm gets cut off while he is trying to protect Keith, Keith doesn't see any way to save his life but to break into the Galra's castle and steal some of their magical medicine. But nothing goes as planned and when he exits the castle empty handed he is cursed to look like a Galra until he accepts his halfbreed status. He is convinced that he has condemned Shiro to death - and then he learns of a magician that might be able to help just in time.
Meanwhile Lance didn't expect a Galra to turn up at his door, demanding him to save his half dead (human?!) friend. And he certainly didn't expect to fall in love with him either.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8836030 of friendship & accidental dick pics by kagshina 6k, AU, Keith/Lance, high school, sexting,
Lance shakes his head, “You send a guy one dick pic and suddenly you’re best friends,” he mutters.
(Or, to Lance’s misfortune, there’s not a guidebook on how to act around your new friend who used to be your rival and totally still is even though now you kind of definitely want to kiss him.)
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8772118 Induced by GemmaRose 4k, Keith/Lance, a/b/o, alpha/alpha, sex pollen,
Alien substances can have unexpected effects on humans, sometimes pleasant, sometimes not. Luckily for Lance, Keith is more than willing to help him through his reaction to the strange plants of this planet.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8896312 Phantoms and Friends by Emerald_Ashes 2k, Lance/Shiro, h/c,
After an accident during a training session, Shiro is left without his right arm for the night.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8897761 The Demon Haunted by slivered 5k, AU, Keith/Lance/Shiro, incubi, public sex, threesome,
"Well, what sort of self-respecting incubus rocks a mullet, huh?"
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8756821 Heat of the Moment by GreyscaleCourtier 2k, Hunk/Lance, sex pollen,
Lance gets stung by a venomous creature on an alien planet. The symptoms are... unusual, to say the least.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8780950 i see the sky is on the ground by epiproctan 4k, Keith/Lance, Lance/Blue, masturbation, fantasising, pining,
Lance is pretty frustrated, but the Blue Lion is definitely willing to help her Paladin out.
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One-Punch Man
because cyborg porn is exciting
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/5396942 Repairs by shaunhastings2012 1k, Genos/Saitama, unintentional orgasm, wire play,
Genos needs to fix some of his wiring after a battle. It should've been a simple repair, but it wasn't going quite the way he'd expected. However, Genos didn't exactly mind what happened.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/5739763 Distance Removed by General_Button 44k, Genos/Saitama, forced proximity, soul bond,
Pain along his wrist fizzled into existence and then, like a switch, exploded. Saitama stumbled back, fighting the urge to shout, and waited for it to fade.
“What—sensei, are you all right?!” Genos was staring at him incredulously, his mouth agape.
“It’s like I said,” Saitama said, rubbing his wrist lightly. “Something’s happening to me."
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/5678506 After-School Karate Lessons by batneko 19k, AU, Genos/Saitama, masturbation, disability,
Saitama has taught a lot of kids, is it his fault he can't remember this one?
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/5485139 Phantom Limb by batneko 4k, Genos/Saitama, accidental orgasm, hand kink, scent kink,
Genos doesn't have a penis, but accidentally discovers his brain can make do.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6492796 The Apron by Bloodsbane 18k, Genos/Saitama, pining, UST, clothing kink, domestic kink,
Shit.
The word buzzed around Saitama’s skull like a mosquito, one he truly had no chance of squashing between his fingers.Shit, he thought, observing his disciple/roommate/best friend as he scrubbed furiously at a spot on the floor with a rag. He was on his knees, bent forward slightly, putting all his weight into removing an ugly soy sauce stain.
The straps of the apron fell as if to purposefully frame his ass.
Fucking shit.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6184306 You Know The Fic by Akumeoi 28k, canon-AU, Genos/Saitama, slow burn, sex robots,
Saitama rescues a robot who turns out to be a pirated sex-robot. Then it falls in love with him. This is not what he needed in his life. (Or maybe it was.) Disclaimer: This is not your average smut fic. Come for the smut, get hooked by the comedy, stay for the feels. Trust me.
contains no actual pirates
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6353875 Cleaning Up by Guardian 3k, Genos/Saitama, somnophilia, dub-con, bathing, masturbation,
All Saitama can feel is Genos's bare skin against his own, their bodies pressed together from head to toe. And it feels overwhelmingly good. Warm. Perfect.
It's the most awful thing that's ever happened to him.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7702978 Blood on the Ice by toastycyborg 73k, AU, Genos/Saitama, slow burn, mild gore, violence,
Dragons have returned to Skyrim, but the hero of legend is nowhere to be found. There were stories, three years ago, of his emergence and incredible strength - until, one day, he disappeared. The dragons remain, and now there are only rumours - rumours that the Dragonborn hides from his destiny, that he became a nomad to live in peace and anonymity. There are also rumours of a traveller, a powerful fire mage and conjurer who came to Skyrim in search of revenge.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7568863 Outdated Technology by Hyenabutter (Koryos) 13k, Saitama/Genos, masturbation,
Genos attempts to masturbate for the first time in four years. Saitama is there.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8055745 No Hard Feelings, Right? by Hot_Stuff, OldBeginningNewEnding 7k, Saitama/Genos, erectile dysfunction, fingering, first time, smut,
“Well— I just….” Another deep breath. “...I just can’t…do it.”
“Date a man?” Genos’s heart deflated at the prospect, hoping his sensei would make this rejection quick and painless. “…A cyborg, none the less?”
“Wha— NO! I mean…Oh fuck, listen, Genos. I’m just going to say this once. I like you— a lot actually…but I just.” His sensei took a last deep breath calming his nerves while Genos’s core stood still.
“I just can’t get it up, okay?”
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7515340 Extra Ordinary by choked_cherry 14k, Saitama/Genos, body worship, masturbation, frottage, minor voyeurism,
Saitama and Genos have been living together for a year, and have discovered an easy, comfortable dynamic between the two of them until Saitama catches Genos doing something out of the ordinary.
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Hinata: *bouncing on his feet looking at the prefectural tournament's bracket, clearly on a sugar-high* Hmmm... In order to face Dattebayo, we need to beat Wakanda first.
Yamaguchi:
Hinata: Mothertrucker...
Yamaguchi:
Tsukishima:
Yamaguchi: *glares at Tsukishima* Did you put a Red Bull and four espresso shots in his water bottle again?
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Tsukishima: *takes his tube of pain-relief cream* Do we have more?
Ennoshita: *rummages around the bags to find the medical one* I think so, we should have and entire bag of it. Wait a sec.
Tsukishima: *snatches it, sits down and starts squeezing one tube after the other all over himself*
Ennoshita:
Tsukishima: *lays down, sighing contently*
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Lev: *wobbly receives the serve, disrupting the attack formation*
Yaku: *yelling aggressively from the sideline* YOU FREAKING SUCK LEV! FOCUS, DANG IT!
Kenma: It's okay Lev.
Kenma: * "mess up the receive" signal*
Lev: *nods to himself obsessively* If the ball comes to you, screw it up. If the ball comes to you, screw it up. Screw it up, screw it up, screw it up.
Lev: *perfect receive*
Lev: *squeaks* Crap...
Yaku: *growls, throwing his arms in the air while shrieking* GODDAMMIT LEV, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Sarukawa Tech:
#fukugana lhao in the meantime#kozume kenma#kenma kozume#haiba lev#morisuke yaku#yaku morisuke#incorrect haikyuu!!#incorrect haikyuu!! quotes#incorrect quotes#haikyuu!!#haikyuu season 4#haikyuu to the top#haikyuu to the top part 2#nekoma#nekoma koukou#incorrect haikyuu to the top#cinnamon roll lev#good boi lev#cinnamon rolls fucking shit up#sarukawa tech#sarukawa
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