#incorrect dead island quotes

[incorrect-dead-island-quotes]

Jacob: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Amy: Scrabble? Scrabble's great!

Jacob: Not when you're playing with Bruno, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog".

[hyunjinbiased-blog]

Dead Island 2 Incorrect Quotes Featuring Y/N part 3

@gamergirl-06

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(FtM Reader)

Y/N: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Amy: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Bruno: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Jacob: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Dani: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Ryan:

Ryan: I have emotional scars

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(Male Reader)

Y/N : In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Amy: *turning to Bruno* How tall are you?

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(Fem Reader)

Y/N : What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Bruno : 'Prettiest Smile'

Ryan :'Nicest Personality'

Jacob: 'Most likely to start a bar fight"

Dani: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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(FtM Reader)

Y/N : Favorite horror movie?

Carla : It

Ryan : Saw

Jacob: Annabelle

Bruno: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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(FtM Reader)

Y/N : Ifyou bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Carla : What if it bites me and it dies!?

Ryan: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Carla, learn to listen.

Jacob: What if it bites itself and I die?

Bruno: That's voodoo.

Dani: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Carla : That's correlation, not causation

Jacob: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Bruno: That's kinky.

Y/N:Oh my God.

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(Male Reader)

*The squad is over at Y/N 's house*

Carla : Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Y/N :...N-No...

Y/N, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Carla, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! !

Ryan:I see a-

Y/N, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Carla : Oh, well l-

Y/N : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Y/N, amazed: lts got a bake setting!

Jacob: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Bruno: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Y/N : Now l've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Y/N:I am someone who owns four ovens.

Y/N ,louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS..

Y/N:I didn't know. I was so rich with ovens...

Dani, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Y/N

Carla: Ohhh,

Carla: Toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Y/N

Y/N, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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(Fem Reader)

Y/N: We need to distract these guys

Carla : Leave it to me

Carla : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Ryan,Jacob, and Bruno: *Immediately begin arguing*

Dani, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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[rosesandoranges90]

Dead Island 2 Slayers x Reader Incorrect Quotes (Warning:Slightly Spicy and Swearing)

Ryan: I find intelligence hot,tell me something I didn’t know.

Y/N: Jellyfish mouths are also their anus.

Ryan: Please Stop

Jacob: Mate-

Y/N: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago and now you’re calling me mate??

Dani: Go feck yourself

Y/N,smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

Carla: You know why I called you here?

Y/N: because I accidentally send you an explicit pic?

Carla *Sits up from a bed in a candle lit room* :Accidentally??

Amy: I want my partner to be strong, intelligent, successful and organized 

Y/N: *Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely.

Amy: I want that one.

Bruno: I been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No responses

Y/N: Wow. They sound stupid

Bruno: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Y/N: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know…”Hey! I love you!”

Bruno: I guess you’re right. Hey Y/N, I love you.

Y/N: See! Just say that!

Bruno: Holy fucking shit.

Y/N: If that flies over their head then, sorry Bruno, but they’re too dumb for you.

Bruno: Y/N.

[crayonverse]

Sebastian: I believe, personally, I have always been in the right, for everything I've done.

Chase: Are you even capable of saying the word "sorry".

Sebastian: My head would explode if I said it.

Leo: If you exploded, it'd solve like 60 of Chase's issues.

Chase: It would also create about 100 more, Leo.

[eternalslover]

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Y/n: Hey I’m about to get in the shower. You wanna join me?

Tangerine: There’s a pistol taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.

[voidartisan]

It's a bit overdue, but, another semester has passed, and so I present

Incorrect Quotes from AJ's Real, Actual Life

Aayla: If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring three objects, what would you bring? Quinlan: One 500 lb. block of uranium. No further questions. Anakin: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE FISH LADIES????? Obi-Wan: ... Obi-Wan: ...elaborate. Padme: I may or may not have had a crush on a literal otter, but in my defense, he had a Scottish accent. Obi-Wan: Actually, I think I have one of those fold-out seats in the back. Ahsoka: Well you could have told us that BEFORE we stuffed Rex in the trunk Fives: He was an interm--- intermur--- intermule-- Echo: Intermural? Fives: Amen. Jesse: Hallelujah, praise the Lord--- Obi-Wan: I'm going to get some ibuprofen. Anyone else? I've got the good stuff. Fives: Shaak Ti is my favorite council member. I can't wait for her to die so they can name something in the Temple after her. Echo: Rex: *attempting to suppress laughter* Fives: Wait that come out wrong--- bby!Aayla: *crying* Quinlan: Que pasa, Mufasa? Jesse: I volunteered Fives for latrine duty. Echo: Dang. That's messed up. Echo: I also volunteer Fives for latrine duty Kit Fisto: He doesn't deserve this. Mace is the mitochondria of the Order Jesse: I'd better be getting paid for this. Jesse: I want... two mung beans Jesse: Never had a mung bean Anakin: I'm an idiot, not stupid Kanan, addressing the Ghost crew: If you would like, you may drizzle some of my queso on your tacos. However, if you steal all of it, I will ugly cry in your room for the rest of the night. Fox, sighing: Will someone teach our favorite dingbat to sleep on a blanket? Thorn: I sleep on blankets all the time! >:( Fox: I was talking about Grizzer. Thorn: Oh. Hound: I also assumed you were referring to Thorn Rex, looking Jesse dead in the eyes: Get. Thee. Hence.

[iwannascreameurekaa]

! Spoilers for trials of Apollo !

just had someone tell me that valgrace was stupid bc, and I quote, "um sorry but no they both are in different relationships" which I can't help but read in one of those 🤓🤓 voices or like Jeffery from class of 09'

lets deep dive because I want to talk about it

Starting with the (incorrect) point of "they both are in different relationship" firstly: Jason and Piper are not together anymore. This person obviously wants to go by canon since they hate on any non canon ship so also: JASONS DEAD??? I'm gonna ship him with whoever I want bc he didn't die for you to spew around about how no one can have a little fun and live a little!! Going back to the jiper/jasper thing. If you haven't read TOA, Piper breaks up with Jason because "Jason and me—we started out oddly. Hera kind of messed with our heads, made us think we shared a past we didn't share." (Page 123 of the grunting maze) Piper herself literally admits to knowing that her feelings were not valid because of the manipulation done by Hera. It's actually so incredInly stupdi that SOME people think that just because Jason and Piper WERE canon that it means they SHOULD STILL BE because they're relationship was actually toxic because in what world is relationship like theirs actually healthy? Imagine that you woke up on a bus with random people, specifically a girl who is a STRANGER to you and she tells you that she's your girlfriend even though you have ZERO memories of her. Now, fast forward a little bit and this girl was apparently BRAINWASHED into believing that she liked you and was in a relationship with you??? That's so fucked up how does anyone see that and just go "yeah seems healthy" HUH???

moving on, what about caleo? Now I know I've made posts and posts about this but it's seriously weird that people still think that's an actively healthy relationship. When Leo first gets onto the island (I don't remember the name I apologize) that calypso is cursed or banished to or whatever the hell it is, Calypso is not only rude to him BUT MAKES HIM SLEEP OUTSIDE FOR DAYS WITH LITTLE TO NO HELP

putting that in all caps cause that right there is not a healthy relationship I'm sorry I don't care if that was the "early days" of caleo this enemies to lovers thing wasn't it at all

that's not even mentioning the fact that calypso is 2000+ years older than Leo and I just know that's gonna get some caleo ass kissers mad bc "what about Nico" "what about Hazel" well first off all HAZEL WAS FREAKING DEAD she didn't live those (70?) years bc she. Was. DEAD. And Nico wasn't even aware that he was skipping centuries in the lotus casino meanwhile calyspo was aware that she was older than APOLLO HIMSELF. Weird.

there's also the little details of the way that caleo doesn't even seem openly romantic in the books and that sounds confusing cause idk hwo to really describe it but caleo seems like it's a failing relationship that's only been created because calypso has the problem of falling in love with every hero she meets and Leo has the problem of never being loved and technically speaking when these two types of problems collide (never being able to stop loving, never being loved) it makes a cute relationship.... for a little while and then it blows up into a huge mess

Thank you for reading my 4 a rants about caleo!! go to bed 🫶🫶

[sweetsmalldog]

Incorrect unsleeping island but it’s just Unsleeping City quotes pt 1 Probably

Phil: Yeah, but she would have to come get me, and I have her goddamn shoes

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Charlie: Good job kid, your really good at this, your good at killing people

Jaiden: Thanks uh

Charlie: Your gonna fit in great

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Bad: I like the mustache is that new?

The IV: Is very new. My girlfriend she like the wax on the mustache so-

Bad: Ohh Ok I see now

The IV: She said she want to fuck the pringles guy

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Charlie: Let’s go get fucked up and see if Santa’s dead

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Roier: Just incase you hear about this I am going to a wedding with a pigeon. Y’know just thought I should let you know

Cellbit: Why would I need to know this?

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Mafia Boss: My daughter fell in love with a bird

Wilbur: Love is love

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Baghera: Bébou weren’t you talking about that guy who puts valuable things up his butt

[cutelittleriot]

More incorrect quotes and fun facts about my isekaied as sanemi idea

Sanemi doesn't like alcohol due to well his dad and he just didn't care for it in his past life the only thing he drank was a long Island ice tea mixed with coke and even then they jsut prefer regular coke so they don't bother drinking but if someone were to sneak in some alcohol his tolerance is very low.

If he got drunk he would just be babbling things in English.

Tengen sometimes spikes his drink when the hashiras go out to eat

Sanemi always knows due to his sensitive af taste buds so sometimes he jsut acts drunk so he can act like a gen z person and not have to worry

He doesn't get along with shinjuro for obvious reasons but does get along with senjuro.

Though he did make senjuro cry on accident becuase of his scary face. He did apologize to senjuro and rengoku and rengoku understands as sanemi has told him that children are often scared of his face

Sanemi and muichiro have had staring contests surprisingly the win rate is 50 50 each becuase of nemis autistic stare

Sanemi when he was a kid sung cluster by slipknot to his siblings (in English of course) he didn't tell them what it meant.

He has also taught that song to senjuro he has no regrets. He also taught him cooking by the book feat Lil John remix again no regrets he is a hilarious menace

He wants a pet like really bad he wants either a dog or a lizard probably either a bearded dragon or a leopard gecko. He might get one when muzan is dead if he isn't dead by that time.

For a dig breed he would either want a pitbull a boxer or a Caucasian Shepard dog as they are big af and were used to hunt bears and are sometimes used as guard dogs in prisons in Russia. He wants something scary but loveable.

One time tengen fell down some stairs. The other hashira have never seen sanemi laugh so hard before that he was crying and wasn't making any noises as he laughed. Sanemi could only think of the video of Peter falling down the stairs when he saw that as tengen was swearing as he feel down.

Sanemi is debating growing out his hair he likes it short as it doesn't get in the way of fighting but he might grow it out when muzan is dead as he did have long hair in his past life. He might also get a mohawk like genyas cause he thinks they are cool.

In their past life genya was the sole reason they love Mohawks.

In their past life they had alot of sanemi and genya merchandise along with some zenitsu rengoku akaza merchandise jsut some plushies and mini figs nothing big.

They had a sanemi plush army.

If sanemi were to ever become a demon by some random ass chance he would terrorize muzan like absolute crazy with pictures of nsfw yorrichi x muzan

He would even warm him "Bro I'm trying to save you some trauma don't look into my head"

1 minute later

Muzan:*is on the floor crying*

Sanemi:I warned ya

Sanemi can sing the entire 150 pokerap easily

He writes down major events jsut in case he frogets.. he writes them down in English in case someone sees

MORE INCORRECT QUOTES

Shinobu: What do we say when making bread?

Uzui, glumly: That's the dough rising.

Shinobu: And what do we NOT say?

Sanemi, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

Sanemi: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, muzan, are a fucking cactus.

Obanai: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Sansmi: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Obanai: ...

Obanai: You mean ring bearER, right?

Sanemi: ...

Obanai: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Rengoku: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Sanemi: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Giyuu: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Sanemi: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Giyuu: Yes.

Sanemi: You're ugly.

Giyuu: Tone indicator?

Sanemi: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs

Giyuu: I’m Giyuu. I’m an accountant.

Sanemi: I’m Sanemi. I have a knife.

Giyuu: Sanemi, what are you doing?

Sanemi: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Obanai: You could always take it out and count it.

Sanemi: Where’s the fun in that?

Tanjiro: Help, someone at prom has been killed!

Sanemi: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

Sanemi: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*

Obanai: …

Sanemi: …I get confused sometimes.

Obanai: Me too.

Sanemi: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Genya: You and me!

Sanemj: *tearing up* Ok.

Sanemi: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Rengoku: Isn’t that just killing people?

Sanemi: Ah, technically.

Sanemi: I have an idea.

Uzui: A good idea?

Sanemi: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Sanemi, grinning: I have a knife!

Obanai: Put it down, Sanemi.

Sanemi: Make me! *sprints away*

Inosuke: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Sanemi: What?

Inosuke: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Zenitsu: What happened to your nose?

Sanemi: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Sanemi: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

Sanemi: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

Sanemi, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Sanemi taught him this one

Genya: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Genya: That's why I own TEN guns.

Genya: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Sanemi: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Sanemi: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

Sanemi: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Sanemi, opening a Capri Sun becuase they hate alcohol: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Sanemi: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Sanemi: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Sanemi:the only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable.....and assault with a deadly weapon

Sanemi: Here's two facts about me.

Sanemi: 1. I hate hot people.

Sanemi: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

Sanemi: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

Sanemi: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

Sanemi: Hello friends!

The hashira:

Sanemi: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Sanemi: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Shinobu, muichiro, gyomei: *spinning a little and talking*

Sanemi,uzui,and rengoku: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Mitsuri: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Uzui: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Obanai: Waking up in the morning.

Sanemi: Waking up.

Shinobu: Waking up in the morning...

Shinobu: And seeing giyuu

Giyuu: Hey! Rude!!

Uzui: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Muichiro: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Obanai: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Shinobu: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Rengoku: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!

Sanemi: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

Uzui: A mouse!

Shinobu, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.

Rengoku, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!

Mitsuri, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.

Muichiro, gasping: It's Ratatouille!

Sanemi: His name is Remi, dummy.

Uzui: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.

Sanemi: I CAN'T DO IT!

Rengoku, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Sanemi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Gebya: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Sanemi:

Sanemi: I appreciate it,

Sanemi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Rengoku: sanemi

Sanemj: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Obanai: Sanemi we gotta-

Sanemi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Sanemi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Sanemi, motioning to kokushibo: NOT FUCKING THIS!

Muichiro: Look guys, I need help.

Mitsuri: Love help?

Rengoku: Financial help?

Gyomei: Emotional help?

Sanemi: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at sanemi*

Sanemi: What?

Ok so that's all for now and here is what I'm gonna do

I will allow a QnA yall post your questions I will wait a while and then I will post answers if there will be spoilers I will just say sorry spoilers

I will be taking questions from ao3 quotev and wattpad as that's where I post my stories

And I might start working on this story soon as soon as I'm done with another oneshot. It involves kaigaku and a demon queen oc I am writing it jsut for my own personal pleasure and no it's not nsfw or smut .

[incorrect-dead-island-quotes]

Carla: I had a dream where I got arrested for tax evasion, which is pretty weird because I don't even pay taxes. Amy: That's the definition of tax evasion.

[hyunjinbiased-blog]

Dead Island Incorrect Quotes 4 Featuring Y/N

@gamergirl-06

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(Male Reader)

*The group is getting into the car*

Y/N :I'm driving.

Bruno,out of view: Shotgun!

Ryan , turning to face Bruno : Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Bruno : WOAH-

Bruno, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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(Fem Reader)

Y/N : I love you guys. You're the best thing that's happened to me

Amy: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Y/N:Yes!

Ryan :l'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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(FtM Reader)

Y/N : On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Y/N and Bruno, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Ryan : Our turn, Jacob! One, two, three- vanilla!

Jacob, deadpan: l've never had cake, what is cake.

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(Male Reader)

Y/N, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bruno, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Ryan, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Jacob, trembling: What are we playing

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(FtM Reader)

Y/N: Bruno and Iare having a baby.

Amy: That's gre-

Y/N, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here,

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(Fem Reader)

Y/N: Carla and l were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Bruno: *Sighing* What did Carla do?

Y/N : They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and.

Carla: Who wants a steering wheel?

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(FtM Reader)

Y/N, Bruno,and Ryan are sitting on a bench

Jacob: Why do you guys look so sad?

Y/N : Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Jacob sits down*

Bruno: The bench is freshly painted

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(Male Reader)

Y/N : Good morning.

Carla : Good morning,

Ryan : Good morning,

Jacob: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Bruno: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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(Fem Reader)

Y/N : You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Carla :Several traffic violations,

Ryan : Three counts of resisting arrest

Jacob: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Amy: Also, that's not our car.

[luxu-loveskh]

Me playing around with the incorrect quote generator:

Luxu: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Ira: What did you do Luxu?

Luxu: a Mistake.

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Luxu: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Ava: Oh. We're going out?

Luxu: Wh...

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Ira: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Gula: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Luxu: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Invi: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Luxu: flips the board

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Luxu: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Luxu: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Luxu: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Ira: What are you guys doing?

Luxu: Like in life in general or-

Aced: Not much. Why, what's up?

Ira: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC.

Aced: Assassins Creed?

Ira: Animals Creed.

Luxu: Assassins Crossing.

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Gula: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Aced: We’re not friends.

Gula, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

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Aced: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Ira: *raises hand*

Luxu: *puts their hand down*

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Luxu: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Gula. Except you!

Gula: But Luxu, I think you're suspicious!

Luxu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Ira: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

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Luxu: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

Invi: What’s updog?

Luxu: Ava! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Gula: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

Luxu: Gula-

Luxu: It- it was just an ant-

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Invi: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Gula: The final boss.

Luxu: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Invi: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Ira: Do you cook?

Ava: I made a cake once.

Luxu: Yeah, it was good.

Ava: Really?

Luxu: Don’t make me lie twice, Ava.

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Gula: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Luxu: Not if they consent to it.

Ira: Depends on who your stabbing.

Ava: YES??!!?

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Ava: What’s up? I’m back.

Aced: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Ava: Death is a social construct.

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Luxu: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Ira: I really care about your feelings!

Aced: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Luxu, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Invi: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Gula: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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I tagged 3,552 of my posts in 2022

#hogan's heroes - 656 posts

#peter newkirk - 360 posts

#incorrect quotes - 317 posts

#the a team - 294 posts

#the orville - 264 posts

#die drei fragezeichen - 228 posts

#die drei ??? - 221 posts

#star trek - 193 posts

#quotes - 192 posts

#louis lebeau - 186 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#aka vickey gets upset and says something that you can't really translate that well so newkirk translates her posh saying into cockney slang

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

@florida-irl Clara/Balloracore! Definitely shows more of the Ballora side, but a possessed Ballora, so...

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48 notes - Posted January 27, 2022

#4

I made another animation. Or I extended this one. Psst... It has sound... Not really well-timed sound, but it has sound!

I now declare the Jelena purple vs yellow debate settled once and for all: Our queen gets both!

58 notes - Posted February 6, 2022

#3

Tada! Finally!!! Please click on the image for better quality.

This is my fanart for @sketchinarkomana's Toxic Boy AU! Sanji meeting Inari!

This took me so long, you have no clue... I can't figure out anatomy, not any day, so I have to rely on bases. I had to think a few days on how to get this done because I couldn't find just one base that would work. Finally, I settled for a little comic and edited three bases to fit it.

The little story behind this is: We're sometime after WCI timeline-wise. Inari is just relaxing, waiting for her crewmates and... Well, this isn't the Sanji she expected. Sanji meanwhile halfway panics because he mistakes Inari for her twin sister Pudding. A little bonding time over their similar childhoods later and they're besties now.

Now, for the colors. I originally planned for this to be directly after the timeskip, which is why Inari's hair is pink - she's bound to Big Mom. But this would also be the case after WCI. I've always loved those three-eyed sunglasses and this base just screamed for me to finally draw one! You might think Inari's outfit is familiar - that's because it's heavily inspired by Pudding's outfit during her first appearance in the Fishman Island Arc. As for Sanji's outfit, I realized there was sort of an old version (dress shirt, keychain, high-waisted pants) and a new version (t-shirt, no chain, low-waisted pants), so... I fused them! I was too in love with the chain not to

For Sanji, I had a bit of creative freedom because all the references I had were in black and white. I asked about what color scheme to use and went from there. His outfit colors were set but I took liberties with the rest. I intentionally used different color palettes for Regular!Sanji and Toxic!Sanji, with Regular!Sanji looking more like a normal human and being more tanned and Toxic!Sanji being paler. That just felt right. Yellow is a warning color so, even though I usually don't like it when people make his hair lemon-colored, I made it a bit more vibrant. The jump to the purple eyeshadow came pretty quickly then because yellow and purple have a great contrast.

Finally, there was lots of dead space in the bottom panel, so I filled it up with the names of Inari and Sanji's devil fruits and their names. This is my third color scheme for the Kami Kami no Mi, oops... Again, there were no colors for the Duku Duku no Mi, but I always associate poison with purple and then I went for purple and yellow again.

Bases by Louane-Knight and Asta9 on DeviantArt

66 notes - Posted April 20, 2022

#2

Has anyone done this before?

192 notes - Posted May 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Dear Hogan’s Heroes fandom, there is a scene in "Is There a Traitor In The House" where Klink says "Schultz, turn on the speaker." It has MAJOR vibes of "Pull the lever, Kronk!" Please, I beg you, tell me I'm not the only one who hears that and someone make this a thing. I do not have the skill

192 notes - Posted February 21, 2022

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[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

Alright now it's your turn!! Incorrect quotes >:DD

Ann: Okay, truth or dare? Tea: Truth Ann: How many hours have you slept this week? Tea: Tea: ...Dare Ann: Go to bed. Tea: I don’t like this game.

the funny thing about this is that I actually have been sleeping normally the last few nights

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Ann: Someone will die. Tea: Of fun!

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Ann: God, give me patience. Tea: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Ann: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

...👀

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Ann: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? Tea: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

ok mood

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Ann: Tea and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Tea: Sentences. Ann: Don't interrupt me.

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Ann, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Tea: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.

which he was, for the record

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Ann: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Tea: Oh, you’ve been? Ann: Once. In Monopoly.

why do i feel like this is very on brand for you

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Ann: This is bothering me. Tea: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Ann: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

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Ann, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day! Tea: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar, Tea: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the ---- happened to you?! Ann, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS Tea: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU ----ING POSSESSED?! Tea: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND Ann, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Ann: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Tea: Oh, I’m always running Tea: The question is from what

[freeharmonynightmare]

ROTTMNT x EVER AFTER HIGH

(Incorrect quotes)

Raph: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Briar?

Briar: No

Cupid: I do!

Raph: I know Cupid

Cupid: I'm sad

Raph: I know Cupid

...

Apple: Questions for guys: part 1, do you like tall girls or short girls?

Leo: Men

...

Cerise: ...

Donnie: *sneezes*

Cerise: *runs away*

April: Nice Donnie!

Donnie: I sneezed! Oh i'm not allowed to sneeze!?

...

Leo: Don't argue with me!

Maddie: But your wrong!

Leo: Don't argue with me!

Maddie: But! Your! Wrong!

Leo: That's why your the slowest in your class!

Maddie: That's why you don't have a girlfriend!

Everyone: .....

Leo: I'm about to end your whole career, You know Santa Claus isn't real right?

Maddie: ....What?...

Leo: Yeah, Right, Excactly

Maddie: What!?

Casey jr: Why would you say that!?

Leo: Nah because she had that coming!

Maddie: Raven! Raven!

Casey jr: Why would you say that!?

Leo: Because she had that coming- No don't call Raven! No!

...

Donnie: Faybelle has 19 bottles of dish soap and she gives Briar-

Mikey: Wait why does Faybelle have so many soaps?

Faybelle: MIND YOUR BUSINESS MIKEY!!!

...

Raven: So i just woke up, and i found this laying on my chest

Sunita: Ew! A dead lizard?

Raven: It's dead now

...

Donnie: About Lizzie...

Raph: Yeah?

Donnie: Look, don't take this the wrong way but...

Mikey: She scares me

Raph: Lizzie scares you?

Briar: She scares everybody!

Lizzie: I AM GONNA KILL HIM!!!

Leo: Uhm...

Raph: What happened?

Lizzie: Leo sat on my new scissors!

Raven: Ok, ok, calm down

Lizzie: I'M NOT GONNA CALM DOWN! THE'RE BENT! THEY'VE LOST THEIR SCISS! *throws scissors*

Everyone: .....

Raph: You kids have fun *Kisses Lizzie's cheek*

Lizzie: *blushes a bit*

...

Briar: Ok if i gave you two cheeseburger's and i gave one of your's to Faybelle how much cheeseburger's would you have then?

Leo: Get your crusty ass hands off my food!

...

Apple: Call it what you will, Fate? Destiny?

Cassandra: A horse?

...

Leo: *shoots ceiling*

Ashlynn: *flinches* This is why Splinter doesn't fucking love you!

Leo: *laughs*

...

Maddie: Raph I think there's a monster under my bed

Raph: Maddie there is no such thing as-

Mrs Cuddles: Just wittle ol' me!

Raph: Ok! We're moving!

...

Farrah: What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Leo: Well i was hoping i could be your boyfriend

Farrah: Aww! Well then i hope that i could be... Dead

...

April: I'm thinking about selling my dog

Briar: Why?

April: I don't know, He's always chewing up my homework and eats my newborns

Briar: That's just a phase

April: Maybe

...

Kraang: *At Raven and Leo* You have 13 seconds before the island fucking explodes you Hot Topic wannabe and you Blue Gumball son of a bitch, You have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die

Leo: Hot Topic!?

Raven: No! My secret!

(More coming soon!)

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About Me:

Hello I'm a 22 yr old autistic African American pansexual and asexual non binary person that's an Aquarius and I'm hyperfixated on the following:

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Digital Circus

The Chucky Series

Total Drama Island (all franchises, minus world tour Dramarama & Rodonculous race ) D&D

Cory×Kenshin

8bitryan

Jacksepticeye

Gravity falls

The Simpsons

Dead end Paranormal park

Little Nightmares 1 2 and 3

Lego Monkie Kid

Rise of the Teenage mutant ninja turtles

South Park

Captain Laserhawk the blood remix

Overwatch and ect.

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I plan on being a digital artist, story board artist, cartoonist, and animator in the near future and this page will be showing my process through my dream along with information revolving around my OCS . Not only this but this page will include a lot of incorrect quotes, repost, important/ serious repost , fanart , fanfictions , and memes

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