#incorrect bohrap cast

[sweepinguptheemeraldbar]

Joe: [flexes]

Joe: How I got these arms?

Joe: Wii Sports Resort.

[ragingmolrat]

John: how we looking?

Freddie: sexy, but not like we're trying too hard

John: like sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless

[killerqueenunderpressure]

borhap boys as quotes from my snap stories:

ben: I'm not jewish, I didn’t have a quinceañera

joe: no, you're not related to coleslaw. I would know, ok? you don’t escape from coleslaw unscathed

rami: I mean, if someone wants a piece of me, they can take it

gwil: *trying to put sheets on the bed* why are we like two goblins

part 2/?

[incorrect-queeme]

Deaky: That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends.

Brian: They're not best friends.

Deaky: Come on, everybody knows they're best friends

Freddie: Or lovers-

Roger: No.

Freddie: Wow tough crowd

[tweekydeaky]

Brian May's legs

Brian May's legs

Brian May's legs

[banana-bread-thread]

This is annoying...

Why do people think that being quiet is a bad thing? Sick of teachers pointing that out. I try and talk to people but if I don't like someone then I won't talk to them. I will talk to people but not when people pressure me to do so.

Don't let anyone force you to do something u don't want to u take your time.

Love u all!!

[sweepinguptheemeraldbar]

Ben: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.

Ben: Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

Gwil: That was deep.

Joe: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Gwil: That was deeper.

Rami: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie you nasty

[sweepinguptheemeraldbar]

Joe: Blinking is like clapping for your eyes.

Rami: Just remember that your eyelids are always applauding you and cheering you on even if nobody else is.

Brian: You boys are so inspirational.

[sweepinguptheemeraldbar]

Rami: So on set we have an intercom in everyone's trailer and when you press 'talk' and speak into it everyone can hear what you say.

Joe: So last night at 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered 'Shia LaBeouf'.

Ben: We all heard Brian scream in his trailer.

[sweepinguptheemeraldbar]

Brian: Do you know how to get there? You make a left, then right, then through three lights, then a left and it's a mile ahead on the right.

Gwil: *nods as he types the address into Google maps*

[sweepinguptheemeraldbar]

[texting]

Joe: [sends a picture of himself almost entirely wrapped up in a huge, pitch black blanket]

Joe: Ah. Yes. Sleep. Or as I like to call it: Eight hour free trail of death.

Rami: U okay bro?

Joe: :)

Joe: No.

[ragingmolrat]

Roger: my boyfriend is to tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Freddie: punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

John: tackle him

Freddie: dump him

John: kick him in the shin

Brian: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN OVER.

[ragingmolrat]

Brian: fuck capitalism, it's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities

Roger, playing monopoly: sorry, if you wanted to win you should of tried not being poor

[ragingmolrat]

Freddie: well, has Brian ever been wrong?

Roger: how wide awake we willing to open this up?

[tweekydeaky]

Babies. ♡

[tweekydeaky]

Is Joe okay??

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