#incorrect all hail king julien quotes

[little-cereal-draws]

Incorrect AHKJ Quotes

King Julien: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet? Clover: Why? King Julien: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Maurice. Clover: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that. King Julien: Clover, you have opened my eyes.

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Maurice: You know, you were right. Clover: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.

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Clover: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?! Maurice: Alright. King Julien: Hey, I- Clover: SHUT UP! King Julien: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!! Maurice: It was bound to be stupid.

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Maurice: You use humor to deflect your trauma. King Julien: Awww, thanks- Maurice: That’s not a good thing. King Julien: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

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Clover: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder. Clover: *glares at Maurice* Maurice: Well, sorry I have morals!

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King Julien: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by a spontaneous musical number.

[madagascar-incorrect-quotes]

Skipper: Today at 7 am, Rico poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Private: I watched Rico brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm. Kowalski: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

[defaultjane-official]

[Horizon Forbidden West/All hail king Julien]

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Daggett: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

Norbert: HEADLESS chicken, Daggett.

Daggett: Uh, no. How's a chicken supposed to run around without a head?

Norbert: How's it run around without FEET?

Daggett: I'm not the chicken, Norb! Why are you asking me all these questions?!

[incorrectdotlquotes]

Thistle's Job Interview

Thistle: Am I boring? Sure. Social skills? None. But I'm loyal if you feed me and I will never leave you because, well, I need the food.

[waterfire1848]

Hordak: Males first! The children we can sell! And the women. Oh the women.

Hordak: We will always treat with respect!

[twisting-echo]

Polyamory is such a blessed thing.

Clover: Truth is, I only know of one platonic relationship.

King Julien and Maurice: Our friendship?

Clover: Don’t make me laugh, you two wanna hit this so hard! Im talking about me and Mort!

[weirdkev27]

Yunan: Olivia is right. You can’t run around like a footless chicken.

Olivia: Headless chicken, Yunan.

Yunan: Umm no. How is a chicken suppose to run around without a head?

Olivia: How’s it suppose to run around without feet?

Yunan: I’m not a chicken, Olivia! Why are you asking me all these questions?

Marcy:*runs off in tears* I hate it when mommy and daddy fight!

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: It was a real wake-up call for me to stop stabbing.

Thor: But you still stab people all the time, so-

Loki: I said it was a wake-up call! I didn’t say I answered it!

[purplegn0mes]

Fawn: am I boring? Sure.

Fawn: social skills? None.

Fawn: but I’m loyal if you feed me and I will never leave you because well, I need the food.

[little-cereal-draws]

Maurice: And what did we learn, Clover? Clover: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

[madagascar-incorrect-quotes]

Koto: Any last words? Mort: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

[i-loves-my-lemurs]

Willie: We fucked up the invitations for Pancho's surprise birthday party!

Maurice: What did you do?!

Willie: It was supposed to say 'Pancho's birthday'.

Maurice: Well what does it say now?

Horst: Pancho's bi.

Maurice: ...

Maurice: I mean, it still fits.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

"Am I boring? Sure. Social skills? None. But I'm loyal if you feed me and I will never leave you because, well, I need the food."

- Garfield

[drarreckyninja]

*something crashes* Julien: Shoot- Maurice: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?! Mort: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

[twisting-echo]

Aren't relationship dynamics fun?

[King Julien and Clover trips and bumps to eachother]

Clover: My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!

King Julien : My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!