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phoenix-disorder · 6 months ago

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Good gods....indeed...I cannot even.

The editing on the video has driven me wild. The wizard's practiced tongue..../swoon.

This is not my video. Credit below. Watch this video on Instagram.

@fantasies_of_faerun

#baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #bg3 brainrot #video #i am on my knees #be still my heart #the thirst is real #in the loins

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nothing-impt · 2 months ago

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I love how the Epic community all unanimously agreed that Athena and Dionysus don't understand how humans are born

(Telemachus just fell down a flight of steps)

#nothing impt says #girls from heads #boys from loins #epic headcanon #but Athena shot out of Zeus head like a Canon #epic the musical fanart #jorge rivera herrans #epic the musical #epic musical #dionysus god of barfights #odyssey #greek mythology #athena #dionysus #art #substitute mentor hcs #ig #not really #substitute mentor au

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caterjunes · 2 months ago

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i'm the girl who makes up all the fake folk etymologies. it's fun and easy for me. nobody pays me, i just do it for the love of the game.

#keeping it fun and funky fresh #folk etymology #here's a couple hot new ones fresh off the dome:#genitals are called yr ''loins'' bc it was a mishearing of the cockney pronounciation of ''lines'' as in ancestry/breeding #atom is actually the acronym A.T.O.M. - All Things Of Matter #discord was originally dis-chord in the musical sense - a chord that is wrong or off in some way #boom. there ya go. three beautiful lies free to go out into the world #my life goal is to achieve something as powerfully garbage as Ship High In Transit. someday......#misinformation #etymology

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vyncentevelyn · 1 year ago

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#bg3 #bg3 memes #gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #by mystra it’s the color of the weave #i will await you at camp and while I do I will whip up a fantastic stew #purple for life #gale deserves them #the weave #hi #im gale #this is how gale be cooking a fish head a dry pork loin found in a random chest and some tomatoes

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lucienarcheron · 1 year ago

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With permission from the lovely artist, I present to you the love of my life Heir of Fire & Day, Lucien Vanserra 🔥

#lucien vanserra #lucien vanserra fanart #fanart #acotar fannart #when I tell you the way I screamed #I SAID WRECK MY PLANS THAT'S MY MANNNNN #love of my life fire of my loins

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melrosing · 10 months ago

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no official asoiaf art ever going to be hitting like the Sam Hogg jb 2021 calendar art I fear

#I even forgive her the loin cloths and JB’s hair being the wrong way round #she must be a jb warrior we’re the only people who ever think about that gd dream

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toyastales · 3 months ago

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Bacon Wrapped Pork Loin

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szynkaaa · 3 months ago

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reason 1934 why I'm sad the Old Monk Set did not make it into the final cut of the game:

the peak we got at the fur on his neck and backside 😭😭😭😭😭

I will forever be sad about this loss. It genuinely feels like the final model in the game doesn't have much or any fur on the neck. idk if it's because most armors have a high collar so they removed the fur on the neck there?? But ugh, I love how much fur we got see in this old set.

just close your eyes and imagine wrapping your arms around him and kissing that fur exposed spot on his back ok. and now open them and weep at the loss.

#the ham talks #this is why I draw Kiwi / my version of DO with the old monk set top for the the fur exposure #and bottom half with the tiger loin set #I love the tiger loin set a lot too #also also the unreleased old monk set kinda looks like he is wearing a onesie LMFAO #anyway. feeling like a parched victorian lady going crazy at the little's peek of fur we get #black myth wukong #sun wukong #black myth rambling

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meatwab · 4 months ago

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