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If I had henchmen I would absolutely be commanding them to "seize him!", and when the target failed to respond with "unhand me!" because people don't actually talk that way, in spite of knowing this would be the outcome I would be bitterly disappointed every single time.

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Nosy ass plant

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Wayne June, the famed narrator of the Darkest Dungeon games, has died. June's passing was announced on Bluesky by Darkest Dungeon creative director Chris Bourassa, who described June as "ancestor, academic, artist, and friend."

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source

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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Ancient Roman gold ring with an amethyst intaglio of Pan playing the pipes as a goat watches. The intaglio dates to the 1st to 2nd centuries CE, while the gold ring likely dates to a later time. Source: Sands of Time Ancient Art. 

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searching google "what are good gifts to buy for myself"

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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

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there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

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if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women

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hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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call me absolutely batshit crazy but i think when you submit a job application employers should fucking Respond to you

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hey guys you never know. maybe some random indie studio in 20 years is going to randomly get a hold of the dusty old beloved bioware series, baldurs gate dragon age, and say "hey can we take this and make a sequel?" and EA will be like "lol yeah whatever good fucking luck" and then out of nowhere they will make a breath of fresh air RPG that sweeps the game awards to the point that its embarrassing for everyone else there and makes like 100x times their projections. if it does happen we will have two nickels

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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Me: *is in the middle of really emotional dialogue in Fallout*

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