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Listen, your oath to protect the good and wellbeing of the kingdom includes your own good and wellbeing, too – it’s a tough job, but get those eight hours in when you can!

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

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I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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i live for fallout new vegas

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What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

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girlhood this girlhood that. woman you are 26

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Another DAV sketch

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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

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god grant me the serenity to eroticize what i cannot change

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"suicidal guardian angel" is Such an important character concept to me

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Davrin's romance is so funny. "I'm all about the thrill of the chase" bro I told you you looked cute one time and your icon immediately changed to a little heart meanwhile I could show up in Lucanis' pantry completely naked and he'd at most ask if I wanted coffee

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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

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Temptresses

Charles Haigh-Wood

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what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

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salt lamp on. big ass hoodie on. pajama pants tucked into socks. soft blanket. pirate streaming site of choice. i am going to live forever