#in the flesh series

[suspiri]

"Course he's important. He's my BDFF." "...?" "Best Dead Friend Forever."

[thepositivefella]

I was rewatching Gideon Rises and that scene in which he taunts Dipper by saying he has no muscle nor brains to fight back by himself without the Journal's help really gets to me...

And you know what? Ignore Ford's biased by society's expectations on a 1960's man: Dipper's greatest strenght was NEVER his brains.

I mean, he's incredibly smart, there's no doubt. But Gravity Falls is not a place in which you can survive with that alone despite Gideon and Ford saying so.

Dipper's greatest strenght was always the same as Stan: it's how much he loves his family and how far he's willing to go for his sister.

That same love was what made him stand up to the weirdness in Gravity Falls and always find a way out countless times. It's the reason he could sacrifice things for Mabel again and again and never once feel like she was in debt. The reason he could rescue her from Bill's perfect prison in Mabeland and EVEN THE REASON FORD WAS STILL HERE FOR WEIRDMAGEDDON.

The only thing able to subdue Dipper's very naturally human fear of death was his love for his new great uncle.

On a parallel note, Ford's strenght was actually the same as Mabel all along. His love for the unconventional and ability to think outside the box.

The same episode Mabel meets her favorite magical creature and finds out they're an asshole we get the flashback of Ford experiencing the exact same thing.

[zanephillips]

Ben Daniels and Sascha Radetsky Flesh and Bone 1.04 "Boogie Dark"

[breannasfluff]

Danny’s been summoned before. The first time it was Sam trying out a ritual she found in one of her goth books. She didn’t expect it to work, but when Danny was pulled in front of her–he’d been working on a rocket model thank you very much–they took the chance to test as many limits as they could think of.

The second time Danny was summoned it was someone’s sweet, old grandma, reading aloud what she thought was an old-fashioned cookbook. When Danny appeared in her kitchen she barely blinked, just asked if he wanted a homemade cookie. He did. He also took the cookbook and passed it over to Sam.

The third time it was an underpaid proofreader working on someone’s spicy witch coven manuscript. The spell listed to incite lust was supposed to be gibberish, but by dumb luck included the necessary phrases to yank Danny from his lunch and dump him in a dirty living room. The proofreader gave an eloquent huh, scratched out the spell, and kept going. Danny booked it and tried to block the phrase “sliding down a broomstick” from ever crossing his mind again.

[rooks-tattooed-boob]

Not to be a lesbian on main but I too would lobotomize myself if the woman I just finally got on the same page with after 17 years died so I could consume her and achieve godlike power.

[knightlyknight-art]

“I am undone without you.”

[lune-redd]

Grampa in the Dog Man movie

[zevrra]

i know you're on a prof!jayce kick rn so i raise you prof!jayce punishing you for getting a bad grade on a test :3

AAAAAA UGHHHHHSKSHJDHJHSHJDHHUAA,,

so uh yeah,,,i had fun writing this ,,,

[prof!jayce x fem!reader / nsfw / mdni]

professor talis definitely had a few ways of punishing you for failing in his class. he had agreed upon being friends with benefits with only one real rule(other than don’t get caught); which was no failing.

it didn’t happen very often but when it did…well jayce was a little harsher than usual. the first time you failed an assignment, he kept you late after class; bent you over his knee and told you to redo the entire assignment. where he could watch over your work. and for every wrong answer, he spanked you.

his big hands skimmed down the small of your back, over the round of your ass, and between the plump of your thighs. trailing his fingers along the curve of your cunt, where he started with slowly rubbing circles along your panties. he teased you as he watched over your work, forcing you into desperation with the more he slipped his fingers against you. he listened closely to your answers while his eyes would skim over the answer key as you went, the first wrong answer he tore his hand away from your cunt and full palmed spanked you.

the pain blossomed beautifully; like a burning fire licking across your skin. it ripped a low groan from within your chest, body trembling at the punishment. when you correct the answer, professor talis returns to rubbing his fingers against your core. but when you get the next question right? his thick fingers slide your underwear to the side where he then pushes a single digit inside of you. he’s slow to thrust his finger in and out, curling it every so often, giving you just the tiniest bit of relief from the pain. but with the next wrong answer, he’d stop his fingering all together, retract his hand, and give you a harsher smack across your ass than last time.

and he does this for as long as it takes you to completely ace all of the homework. and by the end of it, you’re ass is certainly a pretty red for him to admire. your cunt dripping and drooling onto the thick of his thigh. the sight must’ve drove him wild because jayce kisses you then before fucking you rough against his desk; forcing you to promise not to fail again.

the second time you fail an assignment, jayce is the quiet kind of upset. where he probably considered calling off any further “engagements” between you two. yet instead, he keeps you late again after class. when the sky is dark and it’s just the two of you inside the campus; he slowly undoes the knot in his tie before slipping off the fabric altogether. turning it around and using it to tie your wrists together. he rolls the sleeves of his dress shirt up onto his forearms as he stands between your parted thighs, contemplating on what to do with you.

he retrieves a toy from within his desk, one you had put there in case of…emergencies. now instead of using it for some fun, it would be used as a punishment for yet another failed grade on your homework.

he refuses to touch you at all. only brushes the tip of the toy along your exposed skin. he begins with just teasing you. constantly circles around the edge of your underwear with the toy, touching everything except for what you truly wanted. but any begging that slips from your lips falls on deaf ears. he wasn’t listening or accepting a single word coming out of your mouth; not this time.

after some time of teasing you has passed, jayce finally removes your underwear and sets them off to the side. and you think maybe he’s going to give you some satisfaction, he had been teasing you for so long you needed something, anything. instead jayce slaps across your needy pussy. the pain tingles across your lower half, forces you to gasp and jerk against your restraints. you sob softly, expecting him to say something but he doesn’t; just stays quiet before returning to teasing you with the tip of the toy. and jayce uses the toy to edge you for what feels like hours. constantly smoothing the tip along your lower half, edging it slowly inside your aching cunt— just the tip— before drawing the toy back out. repeating the motion again and again until you’re practically dripping wet onto his desk. broken moans echo inside the room but jayce doesn’t want to hear it; the hand not holding the toy grabs your underwear he had slipped off of you early, using them now as a gag inside your own mouth.

big, beautiful hazel eyes stare directly into your own as he thrusts the toy fully inside of you. “this is punishment. you’re not to enjoy it.” jayce mutters softly, a sinister glint to his pretty eyes. he leaves you then, tied up, silenced, toy left deep within your aching pussy. he plans to go grab a “quick” coffee but leaves you in the open, hands tied up, with the order to not cum until he gets back.

and he leaves you alone for longer than he had teased you. an hour or maybe more goes by but it feels like an eternity to you and your drooling cunt. it was incredibly hard but you manage to keep your promise not to have an orgasm until he comes back, expecting a reward when he enters back into his lecture room with his cup of coffee. yet he still doesn’t allow you to cum upon his return. he instead removes the toy, tosses the throughly wet item inside the bag it came out of, planning to clean it at home, before he takes back his tie. slips off the fabric around your wrists and tosses his tie back into his bag as well before returning to stand between your thighs. and normally it would end with him bending you over his desk and fucking you into the wood but he doesn’t reward you like that tonight. failing this time leaves you high and dry and he makes that clear. “put your cute little panties back on and go home sweetheart. i will see you tomorrow.” he whispers as he takes out your gag, tossing your underwear into your lap.

and with that, he sends you home on the promise of; no more failing.

but the one time it failed for both of you— it was the first time you had flunked out on a quiz. professor talis was…not happy to say the least. he had this disappointing look to his eyes when he asked you to stay late to help him grade a few other tests from another class. and when the time came, he sits in his chair and places you into his lap, his belt undone and his underwear shoved down— with your panties yanked off to the side and his stiff cock buried deep inside of your cunt. a large hand grips your waist, forcing you to keep still.

a stack of seemingly endless tests is pushed off to the corner of his desk. the very first paper sits before you, barely touched as you sit with him throbbing deep inside of you. this was your punishment; to cockwarm him while staying completely still until you finished grading all of the tests. as if you could focus on anything other than just fucking him. you bite your bottom lip, gripping the pen he had given you for dear life as you attempt to mark wrong and right answers.

and after what feels like an eternity of him throbbing inside of you and you drooling down the entire length of his cock; you’ve managed to get maybe nine or ten papers graded. your thighs burn and your core aches. he sits so perfectly inside of you, shaping you, forming you into a little mold that would forever and always fit him. fuck if your entire body didn’t tremble with the raw feeling of just being full. with him so deep inside, concentrating on anything other than wanting jayce to move was incredibly hard.

but you didn’t have to want it for too long before jayce himself is breaking and bending his own rules.

his large hands slide up against the back of your thighs as he tucks your knees close into your chest. somehow, your body bends to his command— he stretches you out, reaches even deeper inside of you, stuffing his cock into every sensitive spot within you. he bites down into the crook of your neck, grunting against your skin. “can’t take it anymore.” he groans, gripping your skin hard enough to leave pretty bruises as his hips begin to move. he sways you with his momentum, using his grip on your thighs to jerk you upwards as his hips lift erratically to meet your body half way.

he fucks into you— unable to hold himself back anymore. it was almost nice to know you weren’t the only one who had been suffering the entire time but the thought didn’t help in the slightest at the moment. the sudden jerking of his hips had your mouth falling open with a silent scream. you were beyond sensitive right now, after being completely full and unmoving moments ago. could feel your pussy swell and you clench around him with a sob; jayce whines into your skin at how tight you squeeze around him. both of you succumbing to the mind numbing pleasure coursing through your veins.

it doesn’t take much stimulation before your orgasm is rushing up inside of you. your pussy clenches tighter around him, your entire body convulsing as you cum with him buried deep. you cry out his name, eyes fluttering with the threat of passing out from the sheer power of your sudden orgasm. somehow you stay awake though, luckily, just long enough to feel jayce reach his own orgasm. hips jerking as he fills you up completely. he cums deep inside, breeds you with a high whine of your own name rolling from his tongue. and he doesn’t stop until your pussy leaks and smears with his white cum, marking you as his.

when he finally stops moving, he unfolds you carefully, tenderly. rests your legs back down against his own, curls his arms around you and gently squeezes as he buries his nose into the crook of your neck. “you’re still in trouble.” jayce huffs in a quiet voice. as if he’s trying to convince you…and himself.

you didn’t want to fail or particularly liked it…but every once and awhile…it was very rewarding.

[waddles-ex-machina]

some more comic panels I liked :>

[feelingtheaster99]

Percy, bring raised by Sally Jackson, knows what true unconditional love from a parent is, and what is gods are serving is not it

[breannasfluff]

“What are you doing this weekend?” Danny’s in a chatty mood.

“I was thinking of egging Wayne Manor,” he deadpans.

“Do you want some help?”

Jason turns to stare at him, trying to figure out if he’s joking or not. He wasn’t actually planning on doing that, but if Danny is on board…

“Sure. You don’t mind throwing eggs at Bruce Wayne’s house?”

“Fuck billionares.”

The laugh is startled from him, fuzzing into static from the voice modulator. Danny rarely swears which makes the sentiment even funnier. “Yeah, fuck billionares, man.”

[pea-haw]

first 20-some seconds of baby's first AMV while you wait for the rest to be finished...

[robinnblood]

Life series members as TMA fears:

Bdubs- the desolation

Bigb- the eye

Etho- the hunt

Gem- the slaughter

Scar- the lonely

Grian- the buried

Impulse- the web

Martyn- the dark

Lizzie- the vast

Mumbo- the stranger

Pearl- the lonely

Ren- the flesh

Skizz- the spiral

Scott- the corruption

Joel- the extinction

Jimmy- the end

Tango- the desolation

Cleo- the spiral

[jackharkness]

TIMESTAMP ROULETTE In The Flesh (2013-2014) - 2.01

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

“I will not be weakened by my brothers.”

“You already are. Your family is a mess. They don’t obey because they love you, they obey because they’re afraid. How afraid do you think they’ll be when your dad shows up to put you in your place?”

[justwannabeoutthere]

Got knocked out for a while. Who the fuck is Han Yoojin, and why is some random Korean F-rank trending worldwide? [Awakened-centric]

r/OutOfTheLoop

Posted by u/cowgirlbebop [A-Rank] - 4 months ago

I overused my skills during a raid and long story short ended up in the infirmary. Why are there so many posts about him on the r/huntermemes subreddit about this guy? From what I found, he’s a F-rank but people are still losing their minds over him.

I’ve seen that he can raise S-Rank dungeon beasts, that Guild Leaders are fighting over him, and so many different edits? Oh and since that wasn’t enough he also apparently supported that Korean whistleblower guy, Song Taewon?

How does a F-rank even get involved in all of this? Can someone explain what I missed? Is all of this even true?

24.9k comments | 43.7k upvotes | 7.1k downvotes

u/steponmequeenhyuna [C-Rank] Han Yoojin isn’t just any F-rank. He’s a beast-raising specialist, and I mean specialist. Moon Hyuna’s mount? Yoojin raised it. He’s also behind several other dungeon beasts being used by S-rank hunters. His skills make him a legend, even though he doesn’t fight.

15.2k upvotes | 300 downvotes

u/kfc4mkc [B-Rank] He’s famous because his little brother is Han Yoohyun, the Haeyeon Guild leader. If your younger sibling was an overpowered S-rank, you’d be trending too. Nepotism moment. Next.

7.4k upvotes | 3.9k downvotes

reply to u/kfc4mkc u/iceprincessqueenboss100 [Unranked] stfu rn loser stanning a loser guild. han yoojin doesn’t even work for haeyeon you bitch. sung hyunjae wants him. all the guilds want him. nobody wants you tho. it’s giving daddy issues. 9.1k upvotes | 899 downvotes

u/the_mostcunninglinguist [Unranked] I’m just here from the fancams. They’re everywhere. My favorite is the one where he walks out of that one building after calming the berserk beast. 

3.1k upvotes | 200 downvotes

u/coupforchristmas13 [A-Rank] Yoojin’s work with the Korean Hunter Association is insane. He helped expose corruption and had Song Taewon’s back when no one else would. This is why people respect him beyond just his beast-raising. He’s changing the game from the inside.

17.4k upvotes | 400 downvotes

reply to u/coupforchristmas13 u/the_mostcunninglinguist [Unranked] ngl wish song taewon would blow my back out tbh 28.6k upvotes | 21 downvotes

u/bratbutsummerisgone [D-Rank] Imagine being an F-rank and still more famous than half the S-ranks out there. Meanwhile, I’m barely scraping by in D-rank raids. All men are not created equal. 

7.3k upvotes | 1.1k downvotes

reply to u/bratbutsummerisgone u/sigmadeohio [A-Rank] L rank loser 1.1k upvotes | 11.2k downvotes reply to u/bratbutsummerisgone u/grind_till_amex [F-Rank] Right? While we’re grinding to get one decent piece of gear, this guy’s making dungeon beasts more powerful than some of us. Dude’s got the same rank I do but doesn’t need to step foot in a single dungeon. 770 upvotes | 200 downvotes

u/gunsaregod69 [Unranked] Maybe it’s because I’m not from Korea, but I don’t get the hype. Sure, beast-raising sounds cool, but how much impact can one F-Rank really have?

3.2k upvotes | 2.4k downvotes

reply to u/gunsaregod69 u/t_h_e_honggildong [A-Rank] Okay, so I just checked my contract and this is what I can tell you. His beasts are smarter, faster, and stronger than most combat hunters. That’s a game-changer in every dungeon. You’re underestimating how much of a difference it makes in lives lost. 13.2k upvotes | 600 downvotes reply to u/t_h_e_honggildong u/dankruto2112 [Unranked] You forgot the part where he’s unaffiliated. Every guild is panicking because whoever can sign him first will dominate the dungeon scene. 3.0k upvotes | 82 downvotes

u/wishiwasanonlychild7 [A-Rank] Han Yoohyun literally simps over his “hyung” even though he’s a S-Rank and his brother is a F-Rank. Meanwhile I’m A-Rank and my unawakened younger brother calls me “dumbass.” 

10.1k upvotes | 120 downvotes

reply to u/wishiwasanonlychild7 u/frogsareharmless [C-Rank] mood man 100 upvotes | 2 downvotes

u/givemethegold [Unranked] What’s crazy is that he turned down Sung Hyunjae. The richest guildmaster in Korea. Do you know how terrifying that guy is? But Yoojin was just like, “Nah, I’m good.” Absolute madlad.

7.1k upvotes | 2.3k downvotes

reply to u/givemethegold u/daddyshj_ [Unranked] I wouldn’t mind being tamed by Hyunjae… 4.3k upvotes | 2.1k downvotes reply to u/givemethegold u/gobtheguilder [Unawakened] People are sleeping on the fact that Yoojin turned down two of the most powerful guilds in the world. If that doesn’t tell you how serious he is about being independent, I don’t know what will. 2.1k upvotes | 123 downvotes

u/looksmaxxing_king_14 [F-Rank] Man I love that one meme with Yoojin with the caption “F-rank? I run the ranks.”

5.1k upvotes | 972 downvotes

u/dragonloverbigirl [Unranked] omg if you don’t know who han yoojin is. that one edit of him to THRICE’s new song. mwah mwah mwah. no other explanation needed.

1.1k upvotes | 30 downvotes

u/wintendo [C-Rank]

I still think the hype is a bit overblown. Sure, he’s good at what he does, but is a F-Rank really worth this level of attention? Why are people acting like he’s a miracle? He’s a low level ranker that just happened to get famous. I’m not buying it. Something’s suspicious here.

12.2k upvotes | 3.1k downvotes

reply to u/wintendo u/yoonaurnoona [D-Rank] oh no! the upper ranks are scared the letters are just… letters! your rank doesn’t determine your worth. ugh i hope more folks like han yoojin get popular 20.7k upvotes | 7.1k downvotes reply to u/wintendo u/forgemaster360 [Unranked] You should try telling that to the B-Rank, A-Rank, even S-Rank hunters who rely on his beasts to survive dungeons. His work saves lives. 15.2k upvotes | 800 downvotes

u/cashlandingonme [Unranked] Han Yoojin’s life is a K-drama. F-rank with god-tier skills, an S-rank brother, powerful beasts, reforming the system, and guild leaders fighting over him? 

I need the adaptation ASAP. 

RemindMe! 1 year.

8.6k upvotes | 202 downvotes